“I am unique” is their mantra yet they never fail to jump into an opportunity to exercise a hive mind.

I didn’t care to read because eighty percent of the stories will be lies to feel among.

Lamanii22:
This is extremely funny… lord let my wedding go well in Jesus name ooo

Which wedding again, hanty.
But your profile says you're a wife and mom.
Abi your wifeship and momship na audio? Like Tinubu salary & allowances for Deloitte that year?
I come in peace my people.

Plus...
How far with that your brother in-law whe him pee dey smell like okokomaiko gonorhea medicine?
You don finally tell am make him dey do normal normal?

My own. They said my cake was sour. I heard it a day after.

When we were about cutting the cake, i realized it was patch patch. The logistics man entered gallop.

E no concern me. I don marry

So hilarious, a lesson for us singles

geedot:
My own craziest was when a wedding was supposed to hold in a hall at Ring-road Ibadan, and food was being cooked at Apata, Ibadan[quite some distance].
Only for the vehicle that was supposed to bring the major soups and foods broke down at Apata. People wey no chow for house before coming that day suffer no be small. Party sha finish without the food reaching the location.

But Ringroad to Apata no far nah.

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Iceiscold:
As MC..have experienced two weird wedding..
One groom brother and bride cousin fight for church.. groom vex say he nu Dey marry again oo..nu r small begging oo

Second dey break bridge brother with bottle for reception.
Bride sit ground Dey cry oo

MC.....try dey write wetin person fit read and understand

Firstcitizen:
Women and wedding.smh

Abi

Indeed there's no perfect wedding.

SKIDDOLEE:

sell the phone

meobizy:
“I am unique” is their mantra yet they never fail to jump into an opportunity to exercise a hive mind.

I didn’t care to read because eighty percent of the stories will be lies to feel among.

So you be male and I thought you be female

My photographer covered another event and by midnight, he was yet to arrive our hotel (cause the plan was for him to sleep in the same hotel with us).

About 1am, dude calls and he's been held by Police officers on patrol under Apo bridge. Got there about 40 minutes later and it turns out the cab that carried him, drove nonsense and hit the police van. Somehow the driver ran off with his vehicle and the police detained the only suspect they could lay hands on; my photographer.

After an hour of plenty English and a 5K from my wallet, they let him go with me. Na 3.30am I sleep that night for a marriage slated for 9am.

DJ kukuma came with a laptop that hooked for over an hour. Na that day I know say them fit play "P square's do me I do you" for your wedding. Na just old songs me and my woman dance to, for one hour inside National Assembly Quarters event hall.

It was delightful laslas.
And lest I forget, I never collect two of my six portraits from photographer till today.

I was besting my friend at a wedding in one of the halls in UNILAG. E reach time to present ring to couples, naso we no see ring oooo. I swear e no funny that day See pressure everywhere After a few minutes of search, I found it in one of the cars. Eventually, things got back to normal and we had a good ceremony

LostMyZeal:



So you be male and I thought you be female

The problem is you then.

obedience4:
Just go to court sign the damm register
No reception, no drinks no anything

My guy

It's only the females that's got stories to tell. I wonder if they live for anything other than marriage. Gross irrelevance

Oh, my!

A mutual friend of mine got burnt by an Okada exhaust on her wedding morning.

It was a crazy experience.

meobizy:
The problem is you then.

Naah, it's your feminine moniker

And absence of m & f

Lamanii22:
This is extremely funny… lord let my wedding go well in Jesus name ooo

When do you intend to wed?

geedot:
My own craziest was when a wedding was supposed to hold in a hall at Ring-road Ibadan, and food was being cooked at Apata, Ibadan[quite some distance].
Only for the vehicle that was supposed to bring the major soups and foods broke down at Apata. People wey no chow for house before coming that day suffer no be small. Party sha finish without the food reaching the location.

.


Mine was seeing my mother in law refusing to shake hands with my mother because she felt my mother is not in her class.
you can imagine a wedding that no kobo was contributed by her o

she (mother_in law) still dey see shege from me till today.
i dont take someone insulting my mother in public or otherwise

obedience4:
Just go to court sign the damm register
No reception, no drinks no anything

They are discussing weddings here not how to solve poverty equation

LostMyZeal:


Naah, it's your feminine moniker

And absence of m & f

Good. Now run along.

Everything went as planned,only for the official camera to tell us the next day that the camera film went bad . Today I have not a single picture from my wedding.

meobizy:
Good. Now run along.

LoL.. a slowpoke feeling funky on a faceless forum

The things we see these days

Always get a planner! Pay for their service. Those guys have seen more things planning several weddings than you can imagine!

God bless you wherever you are Azeez for what you did for me. Azeez gave me a pack of safety pins on the night of my wedding that I should hold it first. I thought he was just being funny but I held it. Following morning na so my bride dey find safety pin up and down to hold some parts of the dress. This was on a Saturday that Lagos Marathon was holding so everywhere was log jam. I just smile for my head, said a small prayer for Azeez and went to get the pins from my room

Guyman01:

They are discussing weddings here not how to solve poverty equation

Dude, this is a faceless forum,
We can't be arguing riches because we may never know the Truth,

geedot:
My own craziest was when a wedding was supposed to hold in a hall at Ring-road Ibadan, and food was being cooked at Apata, Ibadan[quite some distance].
Only for the vehicle that was supposed to bring the major soups and foods broke down at Apata. People wey no chow for house before coming that day suffer no be small. Party sha finish without the food reaching the location.

And there were no vehicles to help with transporting food to the venue Apata to Ring-road is not that far nah. Maybe there was heavy traffic sha.

theophorus:
My guy called me to do MC since the MC guy never come and time don dey go.

Well, after 20-30mins of my debut as a wedding MC, the guy finally came.

u too much... Mc one fall person hand

Mine, the big canopy we used for trad and meant for reception collapsed overnight...torn... We had to use another venue...then the key to the bride's room cut into two....she couldn't access it for a while and her wedding dress was there.

All thanks to God that everything was solved and turned out right. Celebrating a month today.