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Moh247:
Naso.. na why I talk say toasting is outdated

I don't even remember last time I toasted any girl... Normal level if a girl is into you, and her body language dey open to you, you no even need too much talk

purejustice36:
First of all , never date a broke babe
By their skin you’ll know
There’s so much flex in dating an independent babe

Firstly understand that you’ve got value and no babe must ride you , understand that you’re worth it and they’ve got more to benefit from you emotionally

Before you approach any girl ensure you’re ready for any kinda reply and don’t always expect a good one but by your game and swag you can’t be messed with

I was at the Schengen embassy in Victorian island in Lagos some weeks back

When done with whatever took me there, this fly chick with huge boobs and thick ass just parked in the embassy parking lot , I’m sure she was there to either submit her application or for collection

Like I said before I don’t like broke babes never , independent babes turn me on

My guy was like , mehn this babe complete o , her matter go hard
I patiently waited for her to get done with her mission there

About 30mins she was ready to exit the place, sexy babe wey dey handle Lexus 500 stop playing

I walked up to her friend not even her , told her friend that I would like to squeeze out 5mins of their time if they don’t mind
That’s bc her friend no fine reach the babe , such babes like attention pass those wey fine lol

I took her away from her friend and went straight to the point
Take note: I’m 6”5 on height
I handsome like wella, no cap
Confidence dey on a 100 , that’s all that matters

Me: hey cutie
Her: hi
Me: saw you dazzling from afar and just couldn’t help it but to holla at ya

Her: hmm thanks “smiles”

Me: the name’s wydjdjdjc and I wouldn’t like to take much of your time , do you mind a rendezvous?

Her: you seem so confident

At that point I already knew I wasn’t doing bad

Me: I’m gonna give you my contact shawty , let’s get into a deeper conversation when we’re all alone together, “that’s if you don’t mind “ that word very important

Her: how about I just give you mine lol
Me : I would really want you to have mine, you can beep me up when you get home , that’s to show that you wouldn’t mind seeing me some other time

I gave her my contact and vanished into the thin air

Here’s the trick dude, if she hadn’t called me back then she’s not interested
But bc she called back , it means she’s interested

The following week me wey my pocket don dey finish , I go borrow money from my guy lol

We hung out at oniru beach , I use Wizkid songs finish her head and me too sabi sing join
We knack that night for beach , right now na she dey chat me first every morning

It’s all about your confidence bruh , girls matter simple pass drinking of Heineken

Samantha123:
With me, he didn't really woo me, I was still in high school when we met.

I was at my friend's brother's birthday party when I first saw him, I didn't know him and he didn't know me too, but I developed a crush for him from that day.

It was only when this other time I visited my friend that I found him there with her brother, and from then on, I knew I had to put my detective mode on and do an investigation on the guy, just so I can at least know something about his background and the kind of a person he is because he struck me as the player type, cute face and nicely dressed.

My friend was very helpful.. .. And upon finding out that he was studying medical science in varsity, I just had to find a way to get close to him because I always had a thing for medical professionals, but I didn't know how because I was young and shy.. So, I decided that I was going to pretend that biology is giving me a difficult time at school and I finally got the courage to ask him if he could help me with some extra lessons when he's free. He agreed and whenever he was free, we would meet for my biology extra lessons, the same biology I was very good at, but pretending that it was showing me flames.. .. as time went on, I became more comfortable and relaxed around him, I started opening up and we became friends, I was the first one to confess my my feelings for him and the rest is now history..

After some ups and downs, we're now finally engaged.

Dshocker:
Samantha and Martha the pregnant woman sounds the same

Samantha123:
Who's Martha

Dshocker:
Just google Martha the pregnant woman she trended last week

Samantha123:
Oh! The woman from Zambia, apparently she committed suicide.

MikeofKd:
All these one ontop woman matta

Dshocker:
Samantha and Martha the pregnant woman sounds the same

Samantha123:
How do we sound the same?

Dshocker:
tha and tha

Moh247:
Out of curiosity

As I don't belong to your new generation of GenZ Red pill Alpha male bullshit

Give us your game on how to get a get chick

Throw your so called redpill lines and step to get a girl

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Samantha123:
Oh! I see..

Bradford111:
Lier like no other you and your fake superstory

Samantha123:
Okay..

Bradford111:
Where you a virgin when you met your so called lover?

SPAMBOX7:
Op swallow the redpill first. If you can't do that at least go learn game.
Only then you will see that the poster above me spilled trash.

"Tell her you'd love to be a friend"

Lmfao

placeofallure:
I'd rather not be born than be a GenZ generation. If those are the only ones remaining here, then the future is very bleak and bland.

I'm a woman, I don't see anything wrong with what you wrote up there. Barring any underlying conditions, a lady would most probably jell for that your style.

tollyboy5:
You think redpill is about wasting money on ladies? Lol Omo Ase!

SPAMBOX7:
Stfu if you can't read and comprehend. Baba Redpiller wey no understand English

marlow1962:
All this things cus if woman?

DonroxyII:
Study Her and What She Likes ... I approach girls from her Profession ... You won't Commit years to an Endeavour without liking it even if you don't like it ... Her Profession is who she is and what She wanna talk about, The Good, the Bad, the Stress and All that !

After normal normal intro ... What's your school or Work, What's Your Profession..... then Lock to Her Profession and general life issues ... From there she becomes interested in you because you are interested in her and her work of life ....

In the middle of every conversation insert romantic Miens, Fun and Funny banters into it.... Wawuuuu ..... Eulogise Her for Scaling through because e no Easy even if Say na her course/Work Simple pass ... Women like to be hailed ...

You already stewed her even if she Be weyrey or Ogbanje ... trust me it's going down so soon ... if You No ask, She go ask ...

Heart is easily deceived to release Confusion into the rest of the Body but Brain Security and Firewall High wellwell .... Approach Her Brain use the Heart as Navigation

From Interesting Friendships of mutual interest just neutralise your Gear and let the rest flow without pedals but Fun and Sharing Stuffs ... while You Chip in Your Likeness for a Girl like Her and How you can wait for you to have Her ... Don't be Serious nor Unserious .. na normal Convo ...

She understands more than You but go pretend

Let the rest Flows like Fountain ... Water must rush down laslas noni .. just paddle your canoe!

Pressing Her Mumu Buttons, Suspense and Patience is Key ... if You are now Psychologic, Gbam, You yaff Enter!

Never-Ever Put Pressures na Redflag, she might redcarded You .....

That's how your break into the head of Girls wey their Skull thick wellwell if her Skull no thick, You go Don enter teytey without all this stress !

Shalom!

phorget:
Dont bother to woo any girl please instead woo your finances and see girls running after wooing you nonstop.

SPAMBOX7:
Op swallow the redpill first. If you can't do that at least go learn game.
Only then you will see that the poster above me spilled trash.

"Tell her you'd love to be a friend"

Lmfao

ccjoe:
Lols thanks bro