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THE 29 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him bro,boss,big man, sir, Mr, etc

7.If the dont like you,free her and date her best friend

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's ex is your ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world.

16. When money comes out, don't change your woman.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

25. A bro always has a condom in his wallet in case of emergency, nood uitgang.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.


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Korean drama own is off

Korean are almost on par with the Americans via movie production and I'm talking about action movies

Damnnn niggar

Bros op must be a real niggar

Code 2 is out of it, I cook delicious food so well for my self...

All these b*tches ain't good in kitchen, should I have to deprive myself of good meal too when I can cook a good one.... Naaa, I don't joke with ma tummy...

No 3: how about during three.some?

That no 14 made me smack one of my niggas on his face when he was making sexual advances at my only sister..c’mon dawg my sister is suppose to be your sister but the dude was letting his dick control him

Yeah that’s okay, we dey run am steady

PerfectStranger:
No 3: how about during three.some?

Commot no 2...e dey stupid

I'm 100 Percent sure u have not yet banged 1/4 or half the number of pussy one of my guy "Mayor" don bang... If the murder fuker cook like this, omo na to chop chop forget ur name, d guy na correct correct chef

As for that number 4, when you leave naija and you are faced with winter, i hope you keep with this.

On point op.

Fortunately my two sisters are already happily married with kids so i don't have to fight with a bro

Rabish!

Complete crap but if dey near me I go slap you for no 2

Take your bro sister like your sister too but when you're cool and loaded, bro go begin link you with her sister

I agree with everything except number 2.
Common my bro, I stay alone and cook my delicious meals alone, I no get time to dy wait/beg woman make she come cook her rubbish fr me.

All these modern Snapchat/ig social gals no sabi cook, me no dy eat anyhow food.

Bro for life

Number 28 is a lie....
I called one of my guy just to get a very important information from him and he blanked the called....he messaged me the following and said I should not first,I told him no wahala even though I was not angry at first....
After two days,,I called this guy again and he didn’t pick....I came online and asked him if he doesn’t pick call any longer and he said YES!!!.....imagine.
Only for him to start calling me on FaceTime the next day....that one no be bro code but an insult!!

Wawelexy:
Code 2 is out of it, I cook delicious food so well for my self...

All these b*tches ain't good in kitchen, should I have to deprive myself of good meal to when I can cook a good one.... Naaa, I don't joke with ma tummy...

Stop adding Salk and maggi to your food then. Bro Code.


Lol

Kly003:
As for that number 4, when you leave naija and you are faced with winter, i hope you keep with this.

Hehehe. Canada comes to mind.

Number 2 is silly

30. No be you go tell me wetin I go do

I've broken 2 and 4

Mixture of good and evil codes.

Merch:
That no 14 made me smack one of my niggas on his face when he was making sexual advances at my only sister..c’mon dawg my sister is suppose to be your sister but the dude was letting his dick control him

One's he does this, he aint no bro no more, he should apologise and be ready to make amends, else ditch him, he's gonna keep trying to nail your sister if he continues being a bro

30. A bro should never eat a banana and look at a fellow bro with corner eye, that bro is considered gay

Nemesis0147:
Number 28 is a lie....
I called one of my guy just to get a very important information from him and he blanked the called....he messaged me the following and said I should not first,I told him no wahala even though I was not angry at first....
After two days,,I called this guy again and he didn’t pick....I came online and asked him if he doesn’t pick call any longer and he said YES!!!.....imagine.
Only for him to start calling me on FaceTime the next day....that one no be bro code but an insult!!

You are a cool dude, u tried keeping it real as a bro, but him acting like a pussy not picking when he's very much online and accepted the facts that he purposely ignored your call makes him a simp, kindly dis-bro him, he ain't reliable, real bro would never miss your calls more than 3 times and don't call back with apologise

jUeLiZ:
THE 29 SACRED BRO CODES:

1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him bro,boss,big man, sir, Mr, etc

7.If the dont like you,free her and date her best friend

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's ex is your ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world.

16. When money comes out, don't change your woman.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

25. A bro always has a condom in his wallet in case of emergency, nood uitgang.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.


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All very sensibly sensible except the hot water part. Welldone bro

Pink underwear.

Bro must not do photoshoot unless it's family photoshoot

Nice one ...

Just that most young boys nowadays dey fall hand... They are easily manipulated ..

They let their emotions becloud their sense of reasoning...

#Never feed a horse you never ride.

On a bro’s birthday, he must not go for a studio photoshoot if not bro is a Sisi and if a bro goes for a photoshoot with a cake then bro is a slay queen

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

Bros op must be a real niggar

I swear

Bro code, Bro code, some Guys will secretly be fuccking other pple's Babes, Exes and Sisters ..
Deceiving others.

Bro Codes is an Hoax!

Nobody Honors Dem.