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The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by Negroid001(m): 9:39pm On Aug 20, 2023
1. Don't rape.

2. A man doesn't cook delicious food, it's gayish.

3. Two naked men are not supposed to be in the same room.

4. A bro doesn't bath with hot water, he respect his 2 eggs.

5. A bro should know when to leave.

6. A bro should not ask a fellow bro his name, he should call him bro, sir, Mr, etc

7. As a bro when you remove your shoes, it must throw out a heavy, strong and intoxicating ordour into the atmosphere, your presence must be felt from a far distance like the stench of a he goat.

8. A bro must know the signal to leave the room when a bro's girl is around.

9. Never make funny of your bro just to impress women.

10. A bro must not pay for sex.

11. Your bro's ex is your ex.

12. Make money before you make love.

13. A bro must not watch a Korean drama.

14. No matter how beautiful your bro's sister is, she is your sister too.

15. A bro must not watch zee world, Nigerian movies and some petty content.

16. When money comes out, don't change your woman.

17. Don't do husband duties while you are just a boyfriend.

18. A bro never gives up, the rest and continue.

19. If she say you are her planet, don't forget about other planets.

20. Always respect your father, he was your first bro.

21. Never ever smash your bro's chick.

22. Never feed a horse that you don't ride.

23. A bro shall not gaze at a naked bro.

24. A bro never cries publicly or in front of any woman.

25. A bro always has a condom in his wallet in case of emergency, nood uitgang.

26. A bro never wears pink underwear.

27. If a bro asks another bro to keep a secret, he shall take that secret to his grave.

28. A bro is never offended if another bro fails to return a phone call or text.

29. It is never acceptable for a bro to sleep with another bro’s project or ex.

30. A bro never Gives another bro the silent treatment.

31. A bro never asks another bro to come tith them to the bathroom.

32. Bros DO NOT pout for selfies.

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Re: The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by SonofGod231: 9:54pm On Aug 20, 2023
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ (7) I thought that was odd. I hate feet. I even pef my socks before getting them on.
Re: The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by TheMensch(m): 10:03pm On Aug 20, 2023
Dah
Wetyn I don miss because of that #29 eh, make I no talk sef make I no begin sweat for eyes
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Re: The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by Sniper101(m): 10:15pm On Aug 20, 2023
I really like that of code number 22 because it is my very special concept .
Code number 23 made me burst laff sha grin
Re: The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by Haljardon(m): 2:09am On Aug 21, 2023
Which one be A Bro Should not Cook Delicious Food...
Re: The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by emmy512: 3:12am On Aug 21, 2023
If na by rule 4 my eggs suppose don done the teh

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Re: The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by Sonnobax15(m): 6:26am On Aug 21, 2023
lipsrsealed
I've always been a respecter of these bro codes..
Re: The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by okunwaye(m): 6:36am On Aug 21, 2023
I follow no damn rule undecided

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Re: The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by Pooly: 11:16am On Aug 21, 2023
i still neva understand that number 2 oo
Re: The 32 Sacred Bro Codes* by Lifeomann(m): 11:55am On Aug 21, 2023
No.2 is off, so men should cook bitter food or no Cook at all. 😠

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