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mariahAngel:
E reach to laugh.

People have a lot of things that guarantees them happiness na..o wu cha hu kwa nri nri.

mariahAngel:
If you don't mind me asking; since you feel that way about food, what can make you happy?
What can your partner do to please you (sex aside)?
I'm honestly curious to know.

Sex aside

Where is the happiness again?
You kept the happiness aside.

Take it to the bank, obi uto nwoke wu ihe ahu..Anyone who disagrees is telling you lies.

Yet to see a man unhappy after a good one.

Obavoh:
This is my wife’s favorite meal. She eats it a lot when she is pregnant.

Sometimes she will even wake me up at midnight to prepare it for her. Women!

Garri. 1 cup - 50 naira
Palm oil. 50 naira (I didn’t use all)
Onion. 20naira
We had salt, maggi and fresh pepper at home.

Simple recipe:Add garri to a clean bowl

Add onions and fresh pepper. Add salt and seasoning to your taste

Add palm oil and mix thoroughly till its well combined

It's supposed to be a delicious meal, but you no do am well...
That thing needs heating... Put it on fire at low heat, until it dries with that cracking taste

OP your preggy wife ate kpokpo garri and palm oil. I feel for you guys sha. Guys it's not funny. Notice how on nairaland during pre-buhari era guys were eating snakes for fun, then buhari came and people started eating rats, after 2019, dey started eating lizards.... now na kpokpo garri.
Tinubu e no go better for you

AndroidAI:
Enjoy your poverty in peace, but please don't bring an innocent kid into this world to join in your suffering.

This type of soup is called "When there is life, there is hope."
I like your courage. Please make sure you attend all the campaign rallies to collect from the politicians part the stolen money they will be distributing.

BigYash:
Tell them o.. But I think op just did it for fun sha..

it's actually a delicacy in the North, just that OP did his anyhow

Uncooked salt, and seasoning is bad for the kidney.

So you just wasted this garri and those ingredients too all because you want to look funny to us?

Obavoh:
This is my wife’s favorite meal. She eats it a lot when she is pregnant.

Sometimes she will even wake me up at midnight to prepare it for her. Women!

Garri. 1 cup - 50 naira
Palm oil. 50 naira (I didn’t use all)
Onion. 20naira
We had salt, maggi and fresh pepper at home.

Simple recipe:Add garri to a clean bowl

Add onions and fresh pepper. Add salt and seasoning to your taste

Add palm oil and mix thoroughly till its well combined

Then when your baby comes with issues you begin to run helter-skelter.
Better get informed and get her proper meals with all the essentials nutrients.
This penny inching has serious consequences that may last a lifetime if care is not taken.

Sweetplum:
Be like say you be Ghanaian.
I no fit chop this food o!

God forbid, he is not Ghanaian please

lexy2014:
When some women are pregnant, they has cravings. These cravings will see her eating stuff she will not normally eat. In his write up, he said his wife is pregnant and that she loves the meal. I don't see what poverty has got to do with it

His original write up, before he editted it, claimed that he was hungry and decided to make this, only for his wife to join. So I made my comment based on that perception, not this editted version.

potent5:
Which kain garri rough like gravel and chippings so?

Exactly like sawdust

D'oh!



Poverty is a Sin!

AndroidAI:
His original write up, before he editted it, claimed that he was hungry and decided to make this, only for his wife to join. So I made my comment based on that perception, not this editted version.

Ok. I understand. Cheers

Tallesty1:
In my uncle's voice What type of this is this?

una no go kill person for nairaland with laugh.lol.oooooooooooo

This guy is immature. It's not everything you bring online. In the other thread you told us that you have 4 children and in this one, your wife is pregnant with the 5th child. Oga, can you take proper care of 5 children? Stop breeding children like rats. I know by tomorrow, you will be complaining of Buhari.

franchasng:
Yes, herbal, and you can also call me tradomedical Doc

What rubbish

Reference:
Then when your baby comes with issues you begin to run helter-skelter.
Better get informed and get her proper meals with all the essentials nutrients.
This penny inching has serious consequences that may last a lifetime if care is not taken.

The only Helter skelter will be from church to diviners. Imagine being this poor yet you have five kids.

fuckwell2080:
@OP THIS NA BETTER POVERTY FOR YOU.IT WRITTEN ALL OVER YOU.NA POVERTY GO MAKE PERSON EAT THIS KIND FOOD.EVEN GARRI AND GROUNDNUT BETTER PASS THIS TRASH YOU THEY EAT.NO BRING INNOCENT PIKIN COME THIS WORLD COME SUFFER.

Person wey don born four

franchasng:
Gist me, tell me stories that happened in your workplace or anywhere else. Just tell me stories, even politics but be objective not talking off point.


I love listening to people tell stories, interesting stories oh lol.

Quite interesting.

Munzy14:
Sex aside

Where is the happiness again?
You kept the happiness aside.

Take it to the bank, obi uto nwoke wu ihe ahu..Anyone who disagrees is telling you lies.

Yet to see a man unhappy after a good one.

Sex aside m miniri wu apart from sex.

mariahAngel:
Sex aside m miniri wu apart from sex.

O wunu ihe m kwuga naa..Iwepu sex, onwere happiness ozo? for most men.

Munzy14:
O wunu ihe m kwuga naa..Iwepu sex, onwere happiness ozo? for most men.

So, apart from mmeko, nothing else can make a man happy? O wu ihe I na a cho I gwa'm?

mariahAngel:
So, apart from mmeko, nothing else can make a man happy? O wu ihe I na a cho I gwa'm?

Onwere otu eziokwu shi adi..

Otu unu wu Umu Nwaanyi shi ahu ihe, di different from how we the men do.

Munzy14:
Onwere otu eziokwu shi adi..

Otu unu wu Umu Nwaanyi shi ahu ihe, di different from how we the men do.

Ngwanu.

mariahAngel:
Ngwanu.

Acceptance abii surrender..

Munzy14:
Acceptance abii surrender..

Hahahahahahaha
A ma'm gi?

More like noted.

mariahAngel:
Hahahahahahaha
A ma'm gi?

More like noted.

You eeeh...

Lecture series abii

How is your Christmas celebration going?

Munzy14:
You eeeh...
Lecture series abii

How is your Christmas celebration going?

Someone said I ask too many questions.

Going well, thank you.
Na una get this season naa.

some people can manage anything sha as long as his a man www.cattylove.com

mariahAngel:
Someone said I ask too many questions.

Going well, thank you.
Na una get this season naa.

You do, it's part of you na..A seeker of knowledge.

You've seen the difference between onye mere gi understand and a stranger

Good.

This season choke..But I didn't make enough..Chukwu do we m ndu, next year ga adi nma. Planning next year already..

I really thank God for 2022...Best year so far

Oliver twist me asked for more...

Kedu maka umu ejima?

Munzy14:
You do, it's part of you na..A seeker of knowledge.

You've seen the difference between onye mere gi understand and a stranger

Hahahahahahahahaha
I jakashiga eze ma ya wuru mma m.

Good.

This season choke..But I didn't make enough..Chukwu do we m ndu, next year ga adi nma. Planning next year already..
I really thank God for 2022...Best year so far
Oliver twist me asked for more...

Kedu maka umu ejima?

2023 will be even better.
Brace yourself.


Ha di nke oma.