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Agbadocassava:
Only a vote for Tinubu can saves u from voting a cameroonian or Pandora man.



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How will that move Nigeria forward?

AsapTeddy:
Click like if you really miss your mum.

I missed her o

Wotoporiously speaking

Lol

Hunhunnn my mother is from Lomé , because I resemble person wey they live for border ����

How about Nigerian Father.

So your mothers are always rude and grumpy

infoleak:
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �

2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��

3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��

4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��

5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��

6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��

7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��

8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���

10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��

11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��

12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��

13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��

14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"

*Our Mothers are wonderful...*

I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)


Love your Mom..```

Well said, some of the meme show that you are an indomie generation. For elders time no remote,no DStv,no upstairs and others.

My question is this....
Will this generation of hook up girls make future good moms?

infoleak:
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �

2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��

3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��

4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��

5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��

6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��

7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��

8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���

10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��

11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��

12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��

13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��

14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"

*Our Mothers are wonderful...*

I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)


Love your Mom..```

My mother is Nigerian

So na now this tin dy hit front page (oh my God).
But if na tinubu and atiku rubbish or one stupid person post, e go reach fp with immediate effect.


I have notice that the owner of this platform is not serious, if em no ready step up this platform, make em sell am gv me (on God I go buy am)

Agbadocassava:
Only a vote for Tinubu can saves u from voting a cameroonian or Pandora man.



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Shaky shaky daddy

DoctorDree:
When you follow her to the market and she prices 10k worth of good for 500 naira

Lol

My mum. I remember when I was in primary school and made the mistake of following her to the market many many years ago. Even if she has a million naira in her purse she must make sure she prices the foodstuffs to the seller's breakeven selling point

I always tell her to pity these sellers because they too need to make a profit . Lol

This reminds me those days when I was still little. We were in church this particular day and the service tends to be much longer, I went straight to my mom and told her am hungry she said I should go and open cupboard and serve myself.

Omo inside church ooo. They way I take vex that day eh. Maybe nah because of that vex nah Im make me remember till today.

bleeped up messed up Behaviour
Continue to celebrate it foolery!


It's not Funny, maybe Funny to You,
To many others, a very Damaged childhood...

Life is nothing to some people God please fetch them out of this community called nigeria

I don't know waiting i fit do wey go make me vex for my mum.even,if she use me do ritual sef.

jibrilELsudan:
WHEN YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AWAY FROM NIGERIANS AND YOU EXPERIENCE THE WOMEN ABROAD....THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT NIGERIAN MOTHERS ARE EXTREMELY TOXIC AND THEY RAISE THEIR DAUGHTERS TO BE EXTREMELY TOXIC.

UNTIL I RELOCATED ABROAD OVER 20 YEARS AGO......NEVER DID I BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN CAN BE NICE AND CARING AND GENUINELY SWEET AND PLEASANT TO BE WITH

NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MANKIND

trash, those oyibo pikin, how respectful and disciplined are they?

Lols...

Even my wife behave same way to the kids

Dem no get joy

SultanOfPuna:
Back then My mama do all this
until I change am for am.. warn am

Ever since then she no dey try am
I hate sarcastic replies
I fit dey serious dey ask question if u reply me with sarcastic reply I no go talk to u again.
I hate that stuff with passion

She love to do that to my elder bro, even when his married. She no fit try am for my side.
I love that woman

Shame no do you as you de type this abi?
You change am for your mama.
If I see you eh.
I go deal with you Mtcheeeew

numero 13

that is my mum for you

when she calls me the next thing is just to ask her what she wants

if not you go waka twice

jibrilELsudan:
WHEN YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AWAY FROM NIGERIANS AND YOU EXPERIENCE THE WOMEN ABROAD....THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT NIGERIAN MOTHERS ARE EXTREMELY TOXIC AND THEY RAISE THEIR DAUGHTERS TO BE EXTREMELY TOXIC.

UNTIL I RELOCATED ABROAD OVER 20 YEARS AGO......NEVER DID I BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN CAN BE NICE AND CARING AND GENUINELY SWEET AND PLEASANT TO BE WITH

NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MANKIND

Pls are you okay?. If yours is toxic, stupid and so on. My own is the best in whole wide world, if I av opportunity I would marry her

jibrilELsudan:
WHEN YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AWAY FROM NIGERIANS AND YOU EXPERIENCE THE WOMEN ABROAD....THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT NIGERIAN MOTHERS ARE EXTREMELY TOXIC AND THEY RAISE THEIR DAUGHTERS TO BE EXTREMELY TOXIC.

UNTIL I RELOCATED ABROAD OVER 20 YEARS AGO......NEVER DID I BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN CAN BE NICE AND CARING AND GENUINELY SWEET AND PLEASANT TO BE WITH

NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MANKIND

It's called training and not weakness or being toxic. I will recommend you change your mindset.

ozoono:
Pls are you okay?. If yours is toxic, stupid and so on. My own is the best in whole wide world, if I av opportunity I would marry her

Really??
Burst my brain
@last line

Hahahaha Nigerian mothers are the best.

Must u shout? Mr abroadian

jibrilELsudan:
WHEN YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AWAY FROM NIGERIANS AND YOU EXPERIENCE THE WOMEN ABROAD....THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT NIGERIAN MOTHERS ARE EXTREMELY TOXIC AND THEY RAISE THEIR DAUGHTERS TO BE EXTREMELY TOXIC.

UNTIL I RELOCATED ABROAD OVER 20 YEARS AGO......NEVER DID I BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN CAN BE NICE AND CARING AND GENUINELY SWEET AND PLEASANT TO BE WITH

NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MANKIND

Me, I love my father

Fathers are the best

tobenuel:
Haha that number 6 funny o, it's unheard of

E dey happen o...

When she slaps you and you takes 10 seconds for you to realize you have been hit.

jibrilELsudan:
WHEN YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AWAY FROM NIGERIANS AND YOU EXPERIENCE THE WOMEN ABROAD....THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT NIGERIAN MOTHERS ARE EXTREMELY TOXIC AND THEY RAISE THEIR DAUGHTERS TO BE EXTREMELY TOXIC.

UNTIL I RELOCATED ABROAD OVER 20 YEARS AGO......NEVER DID I BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN CAN BE NICE AND CARING AND GENUINELY SWEET AND PLEASANT TO BE WITH

NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MANKIND

that’s the nature of black women bro, naturally brash, not nice, very rude and toxic

GloriousGbola:
Dunno why I thought of future Ishi

Ishi no need wait for future. Na her bespoke mode be that.