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How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by infoleak: 2:23pm On Mar 09, 2018
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �

2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��

3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��

4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��

5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��

6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��

7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��

8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���

10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��

11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��

12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��

13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��

14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"

*Our Mothers are wonderful...*

I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)


Love your Mom..```

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by shinarlaura(f): 5:05pm On Mar 09, 2018
Lol.....not only Nigerian mums. More like African mothers cuz I can relate.

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by BiafranBushBoy: 5:08pm On Mar 09, 2018
shinarlaura:
Lol.....not only Nigerian mums. More like African mothers cuz I can relate.

lol... how you doing?

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by shinarlaura(f): 5:18pm On Mar 09, 2018
BiafranBushBoy:


lol... how you doing?

I'm Good. What about u? smiley

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by SultanOfPuna: 2:19pm On Jan 05, 2023
1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �

2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��
Back then My mama do all this
until I change am for am.. warn am

Ever since then she no dey try am
I hate sarcastic replies
I fit dey serious dey ask question if u reply me with sarcastic reply I no go talk to u again.
I hate that stuff with passion

She love to do that to my elder bro, even when his married. She no fit try am for my side.
I love that woman grin

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Kadonel: 2:19pm On Jan 05, 2023
shinarlaura:


I'm Good. What about u? smiley

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Nobody: 2:19pm On Jan 05, 2023
Savage moms.

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Agbadocassava: 2:19pm On Jan 05, 2023
Only a vote for Tinubu can saves u from voting a cameroonian or Pandora man.



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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by mytime24(f): 2:20pm On Jan 05, 2023
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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by jibrilELsudan: 2:20pm On Jan 05, 2023
ODE

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by alphaconde(m): 2:20pm On Jan 05, 2023
that party rice is the best of all these memories

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by RestructureNig2: 2:20pm On Jan 05, 2023
God bless Russia

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by MrAdam: 2:20pm On Jan 05, 2023
shocked

What if a Nigerian mum possesses non of the above traits? But she tells you to speak the truth that she won't flog you, then you speak the truth without fear of the unknown!

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by everythinggirly(f): 2:20pm On Jan 05, 2023
Pure savage grin

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by DoctorDree(m): 2:20pm On Jan 05, 2023
When you follow her to the market and she prices 10k worth of good for 500 naira

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by AsapTeddy(m): 2:21pm On Jan 05, 2023
Click like if you really miss your mum.

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by jibrilELsudan: 2:21pm On Jan 05, 2023
WHEN YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AWAY FROM NIGERIANS AND YOU EXPERIENCE THE WOMEN ABROAD....THEN YOU WILL KNOW THAT NIGERIAN MOTHERS ARE EXTREMELY TOXIC AND THEY RAISE THEIR DAUGHTERS TO BE EXTREMELY TOXIC.

UNTIL I RELOCATED ABROAD OVER 20 YEARS AGO......NEVER DID I BELIEVE THAT A WOMAN CAN BE NICE AND CARING AND GENUINELY SWEET AND PLEASANT TO BE WITH

NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO MANKIND

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by tommy589(m): 2:21pm On Jan 05, 2023
I just dey laugh grin

Post how to know Nigerian dads make e balance

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Rolyroly10: 2:21pm On Jan 05, 2023
Bring your pi coin for good deals
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by KingOfTheDamned: 2:21pm On Jan 05, 2023
Work is scarce o chai
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by ThiefnubuBandit: 2:21pm On Jan 05, 2023
grin

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by TalkTalkTwins(m): 2:22pm On Jan 05, 2023
ok
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Trilz(m): 2:22pm On Jan 05, 2023
lol. our Nigeria mothers will always remain the best...



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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Babara1994(m): 2:23pm On Jan 05, 2023
When you do something stupid and she says, "na your papa you resemble."

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Awise09(m): 2:24pm On Jan 05, 2023
I hope all is well since 2018, hope my eye are ok sha?

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by MrHighSea: 2:25pm On Jan 05, 2023
There're wonderful
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by GloriousGbola: 2:25pm On Jan 05, 2023
infoleak:

1. When you say "Mummy, I am sorry! And she replies, sorry for yourself!" �

2. When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, " drop it on my head." ��

3. When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a friend's daughter wedding. ��

4. When you say "Mummy, I have fever and she replies you, why won't you have fever when you press phone every night." ��

5. When you say "Mummy I took 2nd in my class and she replies, so the person that took 1st has two heads abii??" ��

6. When she takes the DSTV remote to work just to punish you. ��

7. When you are watching TV with her and she sleeps off and still doesn't want you to change the Channel.��

8. When you tell her you are going to a friends place to play and she asks, "when last did that friend come here to play with you?" ���

10. When she tells you, "if I hear peeem, you will hear weeen." ��

11. When she touches hot pot comfortablely without a cloth or paper. ��

12. When she tells you, "I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me!" ��

13. When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. ��

14. When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko?"

*Our Mothers are wonderful...*

I ❤ My Mom! *(Hmmm.)


Love your Mom..```

Dunno why I thought of future Ishi grin

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by abobote: 2:25pm On Jan 05, 2023
Very funny
Nigerian mums can discipline for Africa, na so my wife de give am our kids wotowoto

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Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by Chetas81(m): 2:25pm On Jan 05, 2023
RUBBISH
Re: How To Know If Your Mother Is A Nigerian by tobenuel(m): 2:26pm On Jan 05, 2023
Haha that number 6 funny o, it's unheard of

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