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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 7:37pm On Jan 10, 2023
izzou:


I did, tearfully

The Lord was merciful unto me again

I hope it was to a Bishop or Cardinal you confessed to?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 7:41pm On Jan 10, 2023
Roland17:


I hope it was to a Bishop or Cardinal you confessed to?

A newly ordained priest sad
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 7:41pm On Jan 10, 2023
BlueRayDick:


In Nigeria na only poor man wey do surety dey end up behind bars. A big man will assemble his lawyers , set up his loyalists to protest his imminent arrest and give media money to turn the issue to political matter .

When I read that the court sent the EFCC chairman to jail over contempt I was just laughing. cheesy

Those court judgements are only meant for people like us grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Itsrm(m): 7:51pm On Jan 10, 2023
izzou:


Nothing happens and nothing will ever happen.

And that is why it is pathetic to see grown up adults defending people that care less about what happens to you.

I won't be shocked to see people come here to defend Orji.

You know its election season. Politicians have started lying again. I want to believe some people genuinely believe the lies so they tend to defend them.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 7:53pm On Jan 10, 2023
izzou:


A newly ordained priest sad

You target the priest abi? How many decades of rosary e give you as penance?

Anything less than 50 decades mixed with 7 days dry fasting needs another penance from a Bishop/ Cardinal.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 7:55pm On Jan 10, 2023
Roland17:


You target the priest abi? How many decades of rosary e give you as penance?

Anything less than 50 decades mixed with 7 days dry fasting needs another penance from a Bishop/ Cardinal.

Just 10 decades

Then he also confirmed that Gold circle has a lot of fakes circulating the market.

He also gave me some verses to read up
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 8:04pm On Jan 10, 2023
izzou:


Just 10 decades

Then he also confirmed that Gold circle has a lot of fakes circulating the market.

He also gave me some verses to read up

The Pope must hear dis.

When I was in Naija, I avoided a particular priest (he was elderly) like plague during confession. If I do my calculations for line and see say na him side I dey go, I go just offer my spot because the guy penance no be here.

Pesin go dey say penance for "mmehie" for more than 1 hour angry My mama go dey look me with one eye after like say na serious sin pesin commit sef.

This is why I like the priests here in the States.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Amoto94(m): 8:04pm On Jan 10, 2023
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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 8:07pm On Jan 10, 2023
Roland17:


The Pope must hear dis.

When I was in Naija, I avoided a particular priest (he was elderly) like plague during confession. If I do my calculations for line and see say na him side I dey go, I go just offer my spot because the guy penance no be here.

Pesin go dey say penance for "mmehie" for more than 1 hour angry My mama go dey look me with one eye after like say na serious sin pesin commit sef.

This is why I like the priests here in the States.

cheesy grin grin

How una priests for there be like?

Una dey get our type of Mbaka and Edeh type of priests?
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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 8:22pm On Jan 10, 2023
izzou:


cheesy grin grin

How una priests for there be like?

Una dey get our type of Mbaka and Edeh type of priests?

Try am here and na only the priest go celebrate mass by himself, at least for my side. Na for here I confirm my long suspicion say suffering dey also affect religion. Penance no dey pass 3 Hail Mary grin Mass for here dey very solemn (calm) which is the way I like my mass.

In all the parishes I have been to across the country, I have observed they all have a clock that faces the priest while he is on the altar; oyinbo no get time oh! If you waste their time, they will not even wait for final blessing, they will leave you and your mass.

Mass no dey even reach 50 minutes. There is only 1 collection and if there is a need for a second, it voluntary after mass, no one passes collection bowl for the 2nd collection.

Also, Parishioners are willful givers who genuinely care.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 8:26pm On Jan 10, 2023
Roland17:


Try am here and na only the priest go celebrate mass by himself, at least for my side. Na for here I confirm my long suspicion say suffering dey also affect religion. Penance no dey pass 3 Hail Mary grin Mass for here dey very solemn (calm) which is the way I like my mass.

In all the parishes I have been to across the country, I have observed they all have a clock that faces the priest while he is on the altar; oyinbo no get time oh! If you waste their time, they will not even wait for final blessing, they will leave you and your mass.

Mass no dey even reach 50 minutes. There is only 1 collection and if there is a need for a second, it voluntary after mass, no one passes collection bowl for the 2nd collection.


grin grin grin grin

E get one church wey I go for Igando.

Dem was use collection push me into depression.

Different colours of envelopes; White, green, purple, yellow...

This walk with God no easy oh. If Pastor or priest no dey careful, you go leave God wey you suppose walk with, begin walk with your bank statement
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 8:35pm On Jan 10, 2023
izzou:


grin grin grin grin

E get one church wey I go for Igando.

Dem was use collection push me into depression.

Different colours of envelopes; White, green, purple, yellow...

This walk with God no easy oh. If Pastor or priest no dey careful, you go leave God wey you suppose walk with, begin walk with your bank statement

Na the reason why I dey ginger @skimpledawg make e seriously consider pursing ministry for "Obodo Oyinbo". Collecting offering and tithe in dollars dey cure some kain depression. Also, nothing like Harvest/ Bazaar..

More importantly, parishioners genuinely care about each other. My parish started a Christmas toy/ food drive for the underserved community during the first week of December', by the next Sunday, they needed to expand the drop off location because the contributions were overwhelming.

I tell anyone who cares to listen, my personal relationship with "Chukwu" has significantly improved since I moved to the States...No be by shouting and disturbing people's peace inside bus angry
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by TrebleChamp(m): 8:37pm On Jan 10, 2023
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Skimpledawg(m): 8:40pm On Jan 10, 2023
Roland17:


Na the reason why I dey ginger @skimpledawg make e seriously consider pursing ministry for "Obodo Oyinbo". Collecting offering and tithe in dollars dey cure some kain depression. Also, nothing like Harvest/ Bazaar..

More importantly, parishioners genuinely care about each other. My parish started a Christmas toy/ food drive for the underserved community during the first week of December', by the next Sunday, they needed to expand the drop off location because the contributions were overwhelming.

I tell anyone who cares to listen, my personal relationship with "Chukwu" has significantly improved since I moved to the States...No be by shouting and disturbing people's peace inside bus angry
I just dey smile as I dey read this man grin grin grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 8:43pm On Jan 10, 2023
Roland17:


Na the reason why I dey ginger @skimpledawg make e seriously consider pursing ministry for "Obodo Oyinbo". Collecting offering and tithe in dollars dey cure some kain depression. Also, nothing like Harvest/ Bazaar..

More importantly, parishioners genuinely care about each other. My parish started a Christmas toy/ food drive for the underserved community during the first week of December', by the next Sunday, they needed to expand the drop off location because the contributions were overwhelming.

I tell anyone who cares to listen, my personal relationship with "Chukwu" has significantly improved since I moved to the States...No be by shouting and disturbing people's peace inside bus angry

People no dey too preach for bus again. I no know wetin dey happen

grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Emaprince: 8:45pm On Jan 10, 2023
TrebleChamp:
This prayer strong ooh

https://twitter.com/Dinokaysman/status/1612552004995543040?t=Ak3JqVWLpE-ihIcbfFwjHw&s=19
You saw the last woman rejecting it with the "tufiakwa" hand gesture.....Na timubu she wan vote. grin grin

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by Roland17(m): 8:48pm On Jan 10, 2023
izzou:


People no dey too preach for bus again. I no know wetin dey happen

grin

That’s good..

Na for only naija you go dey hear church song like

“I am a naked wire from above! If you touch me, I will shock you, I am naked wire from above” grin
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by ShaqFu: 8:48pm On Jan 10, 2023
DriveByKiller:
that fool you quoted said for every beer of Heineken or Budweiser taken , it is two bottles of Hero or 33 . And I wonder if that fool drikks beer at all. The difference between Hero or 33 and Heineken or Budweiser is 100 Naira.

Also the first time I ever tasted Hero beer was in Lagos Iyana-ikpaja.

Nairaland just keep spawning dimwitted idiots looking for cheap validation
ma nigga! I was wondering when you were going to grace this thread with your lexical dexterity.

We are talking about peeps who sit in their houses and type shit that can't even decipher.

Izzou and the likes of him, should never be taken seriously. Social media is the place where you see people who haven't left the confines of their father's doormat, talking about shit they can't even comprehend.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by DriveByKiller: 8:53pm On Jan 10, 2023
ShaqFu:
ma nigga! I was wondering when you were going to grace this thread with your lexical dexterity.

We are talking about peeps who sit in their houses and type shit that can't even decipher.

Izzou and the likes of him, should never be taken seriously. Social media is the place where you see people who haven't left the confines of their father's doormat, talking about shit they can't even comprehend.
You know many failures abound online. I keep praying to God that Nairaland should not be a reflection of our national intelligence because naija no get hope be that.

The two internet vagabonds are digital rebels who are using nairaland to assuage for the uneventful lives they lead.

It's easy and cheap.

Here is where their childhood dreams take wings and fly. Outside, in the real world, these dude are scared of the next hour
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 8:54pm On Jan 10, 2023
ShaqFu:
ma nigga! I was wondering when you were going to grace this thread with your lexical dexterity.

We are talking about peeps who sit in their houses and type shit that can't even decipher.

Izzou and the likes of him, should never be taken seriously. Social media is the place where you see people who haven't left the confines of their father's doormat, talking about shit they can't even comprehend.

grin grin grin

Mr Christmas in the SE.

You still have voice after yesterday's shameful show of lies?

Good evening, your lie-ness
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 8:56pm On Jan 10, 2023
Roland17:


That’s good..

Na for only naija you go dey hear church song like

“I am a naked wire from above! If you touch me, I will shock you, I am naked wire from above” grin

I don't know when you cane back here, but the number of churches have tripled.

Ministries here and there.

Yet the wickedness for the country still dey increase.
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by DriveByKiller: 9:01pm On Jan 10, 2023
BlueRayDick:


U get energy gan o. Why u dey give people like that attention ?
Just a click on his profile and his post history shows the account is a troll account dedicated to throwing insults . Why waste time replying people like that ?
BlueRayDick? a stupid lazy moniker from an idiot who hides on the internet to play Sherlock Holmes
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by DissTroy(m): 9:14pm On Jan 10, 2023
ShaqFu:
ma nigga! I was wondering when you were going to grace this thread with your lexical dexterity.

We are talking about peeps who sit in their houses and type shit that can't even decipher.

Izzou and the likes of him, should never be taken seriously. Social media is the place where you see people who haven't left the confines of their father's doormat, talking about shit they can't even comprehend.
Joe, your Tinubu has been exposed as one rallying with a tribal drivel, a fraudster who wanted to bankrupt the country by scamming us into signing NEPA over to him, and a reckless administrator who almost borrowed Lagos into oblivion.

You have skipped these issues by playing blind to focus on inanities quashed yesterday about beer brands by latching on to Lezz's comments.

It's all a sly move to cover your shameful outing since yesterday in defence of Tinubu and Buhari. I see this for what it is.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by DissTroy(m): 9:25pm On Jan 10, 2023
ShaqFu:
I didn't realize anything bro. I want to read the book for myself.
Sly evasion again. You asked for the book, I directed you. You doubted, I posted excerpts of El Rufai exposing Tinubu back in his 2013 memoir for trying to steal from 200 million Nigerians by fraudulently cornering
NEPA as his and playing the tribal card when he was caught. He did this as a sitting governor.

As for debt, countries owe debt, not only Nigeria, so it's nothing new. Countries borrow to execute project, it's not new. However what I find repulsive is when such money borrowed isn't used for what it was borrowed for.

No generalised reply. Tinubu borrowed Lagos to the extreme. Lagos hasn't benefited from the humongous borrowings which means the borrowed monies were diverted by him.

That's what thieving fraudsters do and that's the man you are campaigning for to rule us.

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Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 9:36pm On Jan 10, 2023
Roland17:


Try am here and na only the priest go celebrate mass by himself, at least for my side. Na for here I confirm my long suspicion say suffering dey also affect religion. Penance no dey pass 3 Hail Mary grin Mass for here dey very solemn (calm) which is the way I like my mass.

In all the parishes I have been to across the country, I have observed they all have a clock that faces the priest while he is on the altar; oyinbo no get time oh! If you waste their time, they will not even wait for final blessing, they will leave you and your mass.

Mass no dey even reach 50 minutes. There is only 1 collection and if there is a need for a second, it voluntary after mass, no one passes collection bowl for the 2nd collection.

Also, Parishioners are willful givers who genuinely care.

My Baptist church is also similar, always kept to time yet if you see how much dem dey make every Sunday
And they have missions to Asia Africa South America. Mission budget sef no dey this one. You will see couples will go to Pakistan Chad or Peru for evangelism living in the village

Let me see one of the church pamphlets before Covid

Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by izzou(m): 9:38pm On Jan 10, 2023
raumdeuter:


My Baptist church is also similar, always kept to time yet if you see how much dem dey make every Sunday

Let me see one of the church pamphlets before Covid

Una dey declare financial statement? shocked
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 9:39pm On Jan 10, 2023
Roland17:


Na the reason why I dey ginger @skimpledawg make e seriously consider pursing ministry for "Obodo Oyinbo". Collecting offering and tithe in dollars dey cure some kain depression. Also, nothing like Harvest/ Bazaar..

More importantly, parishioners genuinely care about each other. My parish started a Christmas toy/ food drive for the underserved community during the first week of December', by the next Sunday, they needed to expand the drop off location because the contributions were overwhelming.

I tell anyone who cares to listen, my personal relationship with "Chukwu" has significantly improved since I moved to the States...No be by shouting and disturbing people's peace inside bus angry

Naija Redeemed MFM Winners Anglican etc are still about the money though. Dem go obtain you die with one project or the other
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by raumdeuter: 9:41pm On Jan 10, 2023
izzou:


Una dey declare financial statement? shocked

Na every Sunday dem must post this as part of weekly bulletin.

Americans are very cheerful givers but they also hate it if someone is using their head. Thats when they can drop all they have and pursue you into the ground to fvck you up

Shey church wey be say at least 100 members dey carry guns into the church every service na him Pastor wan do anyhow?
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by BlueRayDick: 9:41pm On Jan 10, 2023
raumdeuter:


My Baptist church is also similar, always kept to time yet if you see how much dem dey make every Sunday
And they have missions to Asia Africa South America. Mission budget sef no dey this one. You will see couples will go to Pakistan Chad or Peru for evangelism living in the village

Let me see one of the church pamphlets before Covid

Omo ! 82k dollars as offering for one week shocked

If naija pastor see this thing dem go port and renounce their naija citizenship o
Re: EPL Chatroom - All Discussions by PDPGuy: 9:43pm On Jan 10, 2023
OasisX:
Dear Lagos,

We have taken delivery of two new train sets for the blue line rail.

These passenger trains have been cleared at the port of entry, and have been moved to the National Theatre station where they have been lifted onto the elevated rail tracks.

I am indeed glad to inform the good people of Lagos that with the arrival of these train sets, we’re on course with our plans to change the face of the rail transport system in Lagos State.

A Greater Lagos is indeed Rising.

- Babajide Sanwo-Olu


Cc PDPGuy

Nice!
I just hope the entire project is done soonest.

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