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My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Nobody: 8:33pm On Jan 11, 2023
Nairaland pls help meoo, since have Bleep this girl raw. My Dick never cease to be vibrating and swelling up. Nairaland pls help meooo. I don't want to die this year. The girl I Bleep is clean and healthy although she is doing hookup. I ask my nigga, he said I don catch gonorrhea. Right now have turn a new leaf, I want to even become a pastor, I want peace in my life. All the bad boys in me I want to leave it. Nairaland how can I cure myself?? cry cry
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Oceanjagaban: 8:35pm On Jan 11, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Nairaland pls help meoo, since have Bleep this girl raw. My Dick never cease to be vibrating and swelling up. Nairaland pls help meooo. I don't want to die this year. The girl I Bleep is clean and healthy although she is doing hookup. I ask my nigga, he said I don catch gonorrhea. Right now have turn a new leaf, I want to even become a pastor, I want peace in my life. All the bad boys in me I want to leave it. Nairaland how can I cure myself?? cry cry
You no know where hospital or pharmacy dey...e be like the dick never rise well..dey play
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Jeon(f): 8:41pm On Jan 11, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Nairaland pls help meoo, since have Bleep this girl raw. My Dick never cease to be vibrating and swelling up. Nairaland pls help meooo. I don't want to die this year. The girl I Bleep is clean and healthy although she is doing hookup. I ask my nigga, he said I don catch gonorrhea. Right now have turn a new leaf, I want to even become a pastor, I want peace in my life. All the bad boys in me I want to leave it. Nairaland how can I cure myself?? cry cry
congratulations

Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Polynek(m): 8:49pm On Jan 11, 2023
Na cruise U dey catch bah? grin
Bcox if u dey serious U won't hv time to type cheesy
Na to rush hospital
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by isan(m): 8:50pm On Jan 11, 2023
just die already nah undecided
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Samuelnze(m): 8:50pm On Jan 11, 2023
Be the pastor first and you will be cured
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Lurdd: 8:50pm On Jan 11, 2023
Fresh morning urine..
Very affective
Take One in the morning and another before going to bed wink wink
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jan 11, 2023
Polynek:
Na cruise U dey catch bah? grin
Bcox if u dey serious U won't hv time to type cheesy
Na to rush hospital
I don't even know what to tell them, I can't let random people to be seeing my private part. Im just gonna feel embarrassed if I go to hospital. I want self medication
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jan 11, 2023
Just dey play

Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Polynek(m): 8:56pm On Jan 11, 2023
Borntosmoke:
I don't even know what to tell them, I can't let random people to be seeing my private part. Im just gonna feel embarrassed if I go to hospital. I want self medication
grin grin grin
Bro nothing like dat.
Doctor's and nurse's have seen different types of dick, bro nothing special about urs
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by HitSong: 8:56pm On Jan 11, 2023
Lol

MUMU say e don turn new leaf grin

U never see anything...

Manage this RIP in advance grin
See how olosho don destroy your life grin grin grin

You go fuçk an average Nigerian girl without using your head grin grin grin 99% are WHORĒS, SLÚTs and HOOKUP girls.

ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT IS A WHORÈ AND YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER TAKE RISK TO FUCKÎNG A WHORÈ WITHOUT 3PLE PROTECTIONS grin grin grin
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Shalommy(f): 9:03pm On Jan 11, 2023
Chaii.. cheesy cheesy That time you bury your blokos in every hole, did you tell ushuh
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Shalommy(f): 9:07pm On Jan 11, 2023
Jeon:
congratulations
Help him na undecided Chaii cheesy cheesy
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by ntipro: 9:08pm On Jan 11, 2023
Pics or we don't take you serious
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by yomi007k(m): 9:08pm On Jan 11, 2023
Oceanjagaban:
You no know where hospital or pharmacy dey...e be like the dick never rise well..dey play
grin

Leave am... he want make e burst before he go.
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by yomi007k(m): 9:10pm On Jan 11, 2023
ntipro:
Pics or we don't take you serious
No oo..
I no wan vomit the swallow wey i just chop o.

shocked
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by ntipro: 9:12pm On Jan 11, 2023
yomi007k:
No oo..
I no wan vomit the swallow wey i just chop o.

shocked
hi

Guy man is just catching cruise.

If he is serious, he will upload pics so that people can at least ascertain the nature of im nyamanyama
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Jeon(f): 9:13pm On Jan 11, 2023
Shalommy:
Help him na undecided Chaii cheesy cheesy
I no send am message.

Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Shalommy(f): 9:23pm On Jan 11, 2023
Jeon:
I no send am message.
cheesy cheesy Bad pikin
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Prettygirl200(f): 9:49pm On Jan 11, 2023
This idoult just dey here dey catch cruise, rubbish
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by sunnitus: 9:55pm On Jan 11, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Nairaland pls help meoo, since have Bleep this girl raw. My Dick never cease to be vibrating and swelling up. Nairaland pls help meooo. I don't want to die this year. The girl I Bleep is clean and healthy although she is doing hookup. I ask my nigga, he said I don catch gonorrhea. Right now have turn a new leaf, I want to even become a pastor, I want peace in my life. All the bad boys in me I want to leave it. Nairaland how can I cure myself?? cry cry
She's clean and healthy but she's into hook up, for ur information, the most healthy people on earth are people with different STDs, especially HIV ( if properly taken care of). So my brother, congratulations you just won urself an award....lol
Happy dying cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Nobody: 10:02pm On Jan 11, 2023
ntipro:
hi

Guy man is just catching cruise.

If he is serious, he will upload pics so that people can at least ascertain the nature of im nyamanyama
Any drug you can recommend for me
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Pells: 10:02pm On Jan 11, 2023
Jeon:
I no send am message.
Send am money to buy drugs undecided undecided
Don't be stingy like Shalommy undecided undecided
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by PerfectStranger(m): 10:09pm On Jan 11, 2023
Werey say e don turn new leaf. Abeg na afàng leaf? grin
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by everythinggirly(f): 10:17pm On Jan 11, 2023
Face your fears, go see a doctor.
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Judybash93(m): 10:21pm On Jan 11, 2023
Please, go to the hospital to do a thorough check-up
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Kehne(m): 10:22pm On Jan 11, 2023
And you haven't gone to hospital? In case you don't know, gonorrhea can make you infertile. Besides, you must be a mumu person to be knacking hookup girl raw. Dey play sha. Just dey play.

Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by virginchaser(m): 10:37pm On Jan 11, 2023
What is wrong with boys nowadays? Few years back, i was surprised when my guy told me a lech he controlled to his hotel room during a friend's father burial was pregnant.
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by Nobody: 10:38pm On Jan 11, 2023
Endeavour to tell a convincing story to God as to why you got to him earlier than expected.
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by henndukwe18: 10:56pm On Jan 11, 2023
Aboniki balm
Re: My Dick Is Swelling Up, Im Dieing. by henndukwe18: 11:01pm On Jan 11, 2023
HitSong:
Lol

MUMU say e don turn new leaf grin

U never see anything...

Manage this RIP in advance grin
See how olosho don destroy your life grin grin grin

You go fuçk an average Nigerian girl without using your head grin grin grin 99% are WHORĒS, SLÚTs and HOOKUP girls.

ANY GIRL WITH MORE THAN 2 BODYCOUNT IS A WHORÈ AND YOU SHOULD NEVER EVER TAKE RISK TO FUCKÎNG A WHORÈ WITHOUT 3PLE PROTECTIONS grin grin grin
BT waitoo, how person go take enjoy sex with 3ple protection
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