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How To Convert A Lesbian by LittleBigDick(m): 4:43am On Feb 01, 2023
I (straight guy) always had this fantasy of taking a lesbian and somehow make her want my d while maintaining all of her macho characteristics.
Basically, I want a tomboy on steroids.
How do I do that?
Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by Sixfeetbelle: 8:10am On Feb 01, 2023
LittleBigDick:
I (straight guy) always had this fantasy of taking a lesbian and somehow make her want my d while maintaining all of her macho characteristics.
Basically, I want a tomboy on steroids.
How do I do that?

You can't convert a lesbian cause they don't like preek and they don't like men.

Bisexuals, on the other hand, may be convinced to lean towards the preek side of life if your dickmatics is superior.

But considering that you're Nigerian, and Nigerian men are incompetent in the sex department, I'd say your chances are closer to nil.

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Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by Isabi4lov: 1:30pm On Feb 01, 2023
You can't convert anybody that's not ready to be converted whether gay or bix all na same WhatsApp group, sweetness of dick na him make dem bisexual, make dem dey play just dey play 🀣

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Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by JOACHINpedro: 4:36pm On Feb 01, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:


You can't convert a lesbian cause they don't like preek and they don't like men.

Bisexuals, on the other hand, may be convinced to lean towards the preek side of life if your dickmatics is superior.

But considering that you're Nigerian, and Nigerian men are incompetent in the sex department, I'd say your chances are closer to nil.
You must have rode enough to conclude this
Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by Sixfeetbelle: 4:53pm On Feb 01, 2023
JOACHINpedro:

You must have rode enough to conclude this

Did your ego take a hit? tongue


Doesn't matter and doesn't change the fact that Nigerian men don't know how to fvck
Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by JOACHINpedro: 5:06pm On Feb 01, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:


Did your ego take a hit? tongue


Doesn't matter and doesn't change the fact that Nigerian men don't know how to fvck
Okay Madam Pro grin
Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by FalseProphet1(m): 5:13pm On Feb 01, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:


You can't convert a lesbian cause they don't like preek and they don't like men.

Bisexuals, on the other hand, may be convinced to lean towards the preek side of life if your dickmatics is superior.

But considering that you're Nigerian, and Nigerian men are incompetent in the sex department, I'd say your chances are closer to nil.
Dearest lesbian, kindly come to my spiritual center for sexual deliverance, and after one week of energetic sexual exercise, those dwarf demons that plant lesbian thoughts in you would be banished forever.

This I have seen.

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Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by Sixfeetbelle: 6:55pm On Feb 01, 2023
FalseProphet1:

Dearest lesbian, kindly come to my spiritual center for sexual deliverance, and after one week of energetic sexual exercise, those dwarf demons that plant lesbian thoughts in you would be banished forever.

This I have seen.

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Energetic sexual exercise


Make we dey go front first.
Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by FalseProphet1(m): 6:58pm On Feb 01, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:


πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Energetic sexual exercise


Make we dey go front first.
Send me a DM. Your total deliverance is all I'm after, and you wouldn't need to pay any seed or offering, I'll conduct the sexual deliverance sessions on you for free.

As a prophet I have both physical and spiritual energy and both would be put to good use on you.

This I have seen.
Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by Sixfeetbelle: 7:00pm On Feb 01, 2023
FalseProphet1:

Send me a DM. Your total deliverance is all I'm after, and you wouldn't need to pay any seed or offering, I'll conduct the sexual deliverance sessions on you for free.

As a prophet I have both physical and spiritual energy and both would be put to good use on you.

This I have seen.

Thank you for the offer prophet, but I don't need deliverance yet.
Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by dayleke: 12:49pm On Feb 02, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:





Doesn't matter and doesn't change the fact that Nigerian men don't know how to fvck

You have d freedom to express yourself ma'am but please do not generalize.
How many Nigerian men you don fork to kum to that conclusion?

πŸ˜±πŸ€”πŸ˜†πŸ˜›
Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by Umbrateeth04: 1:25pm On Feb 02, 2023
FalseProphet1:

Dearest lesbian, kindly come to my spiritual center for sexual deliverance, and after one week of energetic sexual exercise, those dwarf demons that plant lesbian thoughts in you would be banished forever.

This I have seen.
desert straight man,,kindly come to my spiritual centre for sexual deliverance,,and after one week of energetic sexual exercise,,those dwarf demons that plant straightness in you would be banished forever....this I have seen grin grin grin grinπŸ˜†
Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by Sixfeetbelle: 7:29pm On Feb 02, 2023
dayleke:


You have d freedom to express yourself ma'am but please do not generalize.
How many Nigerian men you don fork to kum to that conclusion?

πŸ˜±πŸ€”πŸ˜†πŸ˜›

The comrade you people sent to represent you does not know how to fvck πŸ˜œπŸ˜‰πŸ˜…


As he came "on behalf of all Nigerian men", I'm confident in my generalisation.

Tankio
Re: How To Convert A Lesbian by VawulenceProMax: 9:23am On Feb 08, 2023
Umbrateeth04:
desert straight man,,kindly come to my spiritual centre for sexual deliverance,,and after one week of energetic sexual exercise,,those dwarf demons that plant straightness in you would be banished forever....this I have seen grin grin grin grinπŸ˜†
please come out and play

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