Lol . I remember the time I was working as a security in one small hospital , I usually sleep at the ogdp and there’s solar lights there. I stood up , switch it off and I arranged 6 chairs , i squeezed and hid myself at the middle , I continued watching some Victoria cake shît naso I hear gbagba for the gate and I was about to cum, I was so confused but to cum was the most important thing at the moment , I cum in few secs , remember I had switched off the light before , while the knocking continued, one of the nurses came to the ogdp , switched on the night , she saw me holding my dick with my hand , I felt embarrassed she laughed and threw the key at me( the key was beside the switch ), I stuck my dick inside and I went to open the gate for an emergency case.


The nurse is a very young girl , I later fhucked her the following year when I left the place , she reminded me of what happened that night and na laugh I dey laugh .



Konji na bastard

Starpius1:
Man sacked after being caught in CCTV footage masturbating in his office's kitchen (video)
A Twitter user has taken to the platform to narrate how a man got sacked after he was caught in a CCTV footage masturbating in the kitchen of the company he works for.

According to @Fagbohun_AB, the man was sacked two weeks after resuming his new job after being caught masturbating more than once. The tweet read;



https://twitter.com/Fagbohun_AB/status/1620744246302232578?t=_Q3NScgpBCg1nBRJ7lEqBg&s=19

Why in the world would you masturbate in the kitchen of all places, was there no bathroom? WTF!

Jennyclay:
Men are perverts! Gosh!

if u never masturbate today make i bend

VeryWickedSimp:
I can sue the employer on his behalf. Was a non-masturbation clause inserted into his offer letter?

.
Lolz

This is invasion of privacy where was they CCTV camera where he was doing his thing he should sue the company.

EniHolar:
I think he got addicted to it when he was jobless

🤣🤣🤣 Jobless people don suffer

Starpius1:
Man sacked after being caught in CCTV footage masturbating in his office's kitchen (video)
A Twitter user has taken to the platform to narrate how a man got sacked after he was caught in a CCTV footage masturbating in the kitchen of the company he works for.

According to @Fagbohun_AB, the man was sacked two weeks after resuming his new job after being caught masturbating more than once. The tweet read;



https://twitter.com/Fagbohun_AB/status/1620744246302232578?t=_Q3NScgpBCg1nBRJ7lEqBg&s=19

I've masturbated at work a few times myself,but not this often,lai lai,when it is not "afise"

advanceDNA:



Lol...e pain am !!!!!!
Chronic masturbator and a gutter human being that insult pple's mothers? Ewwww!!! Only you, two dirty problems...

see Jesus hypocrite
What is dirty about masturbating?
If you have a guilt issue that is your problem along with hypocrisy
Do not ram Jesus down our throats
Nigerians love to masturbate
Let us masturbate in peace

VeryWickedSimp:
I can sue the employer on his behalf. Was a non-masturbation clause inserted into his offer letter?

And you think the most hygienic and best place to masturbate is in the company's kitchen?
Is not killing someone included in his contract, but do you think he would go scot free if he kills someone in the office?
I am in support of masturbation but do that respectfully in your house not inconveniencing others in the company's kitchen.

Another episode of things that never happen on Twitter. He fit talk say na abroad e happen laidat, and na Nigerian man the thing happen to

Pictures or I don't believe it

He is stupid, why can't he go to the toilet,to do masturbates. If he is not caught he can pour semen on the food .
He is not only to be sacked but to get punished

no be conji matter but habit and porn addiction.

crossfm:
Hehehe.

Conji na bastard .

He is now jobless,so he can now masturbate for all day,yeye man.

May be he was having a flash back on Monday night raw how he raised the leg of that ladies with good doggy style he feels like releasing small but he forgets he was at work....
Some people are really funny in this life ..

PointZerom:


Honestly you dey do am.

noooo
Na so dey talk

Chai, the guy bleeped up he supposed enter toilet go do his masturbating in peace.

VeryWickedSimp:
I can sue the employer on his behalf. Was a non-masturbation clause inserted into his offer letter?

Even if you are in the US, you will never win. Just make do with your charge and bail runs for now.

The office no get latrine? Na for latrine person dey do dat kind thing now. Even to fok for office, na for latrine person dey do am, the only problem be sey the moaning and screaming must not be loud

Lol!His village people are seriously working with his case file, and they are up and doing.

omonnakoda:
see Jesus hypocrite
What is dirty about masturbating?
If you have a guilt issue that is your problem along with hypocrisy
Do not ram Jesus down our throats
Nigerians love to masturbate
Let us masturbate in peace

Well, it's your choice. You can masturbate yourself into impotence. Na 4ya pocket.

Instead of wanking inside toilet.

seanwilliam:
Lol . I remember the time I was working as a security in one small hospital , I usually sleep at the ogdp and there’s solar lights there. I stood up , switch it off and I arranged 6 chairs , i squeezed and hid myself at the middle , I continued watching some Victoria cake shît naso I hear gbagba for the gate and I was about to cum, I was so confused but to cum was the most important thing at the moment , I cum in few secs , remember I had switched off the light before , while the knocking continued, one of the nurses came to the ogdp , switched on the night , she saw me holding my dick with my hand , I felt embarrassed she laughed and threw the key at me( the key was beside the switch ), I stuck my dick inside and I went to open the gate for an emergency case.


The nurse is a very young girl , I later fhucked her the following year when I left the place , she reminded me of what happened that night and na laugh I dey laugh .



Konji na bastard

VeryWickedSimp:
I can sue the employer on his behalf. Was a non-masturbation clause inserted into his offer letter?

Good observation.

EniHolar:
I think he got addicted to it when he was jobless

I am telling you and can't be controlled anymore, he should have seek for therapy.

omonnakoda:
see Jesus hypocrite
What is dirty about masturbating?
If you have a guilt issue that is your problem along with hypocrisy
Do not ram Jesus down our throats
Nigerians love to masturbate
Let us masturbate in peace

Oga ade, i never forced jesus on you...?? Na u jump on my comment cos he pain you...u know say u dey carry vaseline go work...

Just keep ur flesh in check before it robs u of something important like that man

Maybe is he is attracted to the kettle

Soapy crew

Hendrixky:
Kitchen
No na
Although I support Masturbation but not in the kitchen

Any body who's reproductive organs is okay and working fine is susceptible to Masturbation

We Humans are gradually turning into some annoying hypocritical beings...

If you are a woman and you have never inserted your hands, touch and play with your vagina then your not sexually okay

Same thing with men

Oga no approve yeye things so the standard no drop further. Its already at an all time low.

If I De smoke and you say make I teach you. I will say no cuz even me know the harm him re cause me.


Men weh tell women to dress proper and cover up..you think say na because we no like see breast, Yanch or toto?. Na just muturity. No be everything weh enter mind body go act out. Its called self control.

Starpius1:
Man sacked after being caught in CCTV footage masturbating in his office's kitchen (video)
A Twitter user has taken to the platform to narrate how a man got sacked after he was caught in a CCTV footage masturbating in the kitchen of the company he works for.

According to @Fagbohun_AB, the man was sacked two weeks after resuming his new job after being caught masturbating more than once. The tweet read;



https://twitter.com/Fagbohun_AB/status/1620744246302232578?t=_Q3NScgpBCg1nBRJ7lEqBg&s=19

Why Kitchen ? Hoped he washed his hands before touching stuff. Yikes
What was wrong with bathroom ?

Adakintroy:


Oga no approve yeye things so the standard no drop further. Its already at an all time low.

If I De smoke and you say make I teach you. I will say no cuz even me know the harm him re cause me.

And you think Masturbation is yeye thing

Why are we Africans acting holier than thou and most times we also behave as if our education and exposure is a waste


Addiction and incessant Masturbation is what you should talk about

Wahala wahala wahala