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Dating a nairlander

I have always hated handwork, wanted to do business but now see me 25years old man learning barbing, collecting insults back and front from kids, being maltreated like the fool i am, but it's all good my weed keeps me going.....

accordadoga24:
Na God go help me

Kneel down let me deliver u

coldzobo:
I said I wouldn't have anything to do with coding.

Back then, I always had headaches whenever I tried learning java and it made me resent coding.
I dumped it for good and swore never to look back.

Fast forward to today, I'm currently learning python and Im loving every bit of it.

I love how coding challenges me to creatively think of solutions to problems. The way I feel when I successfully solve a problem is second to none.

Lastly, The material used in learning how to code plays a huge role in determining whether one would be a successful programmer or not. This was what made me loose interest in the beginning.

P.S please I need an experienced programmer to mentor me😭😭

Good evening bro. I just started learning HTML, you mind if we can get acquainted?

chatinent:
1. When I was using a Symbian phone, I said I wouldn’t ever use an Android and that it was fragile and not button-friendly. But I still use Android.

2. I said Apple Phones were a total waste of money and rather than buying it, I’d buy land. Omo, I still buy am. 🫣

3. Say I no go fit borrow money for loan apps. E hook me one day, I borrow o…my voice was beginning to lost. Damn.🫡

4. Would never fight. Not until two boys waylaid me on the road to accost and steal from me. Some secondary-school looking boys o. As in, apart from everything, if you no fear my size, you no fear my height? I beat beat am as if I wan kill am. 😦

5. I won’t run from my fellow man. Not until I was in Biu, Bornu State and we headed to catch fish in a small stream recommended by my Hausa roommate who kind of knew the locals and environs well. They’ve caught some before so it was factual. We reach there, e no tey some armed men begin pursue us o. I ran like say I wan die. Literally, I thought I was dead cos of the news of Boko Haram there. Sha, they were civilian JTFs.🙄

6. Girl no fit beat me. It was in primary three. Normally, I don’t cause troubles. But this girl Loveth has been threatening me with fights for no just reason. As the wicked souls in the class may want it, they’ve already staged a ring for the fight. As I came, hanty pushed me. On swifts, I held myself and subscribed to ‘I don’t fight girls.’ She threw a slap and I block with my wrist… my hand nearly break. I just held myself and left. Later I knew she was one Ngwa girl who’s stayed at the village all her life, and she was bigger than us all, and stronger.

Sha I still respected the fact say I no disgrace myself🤭

This is why it's not good to judge a man even moreso it's important to note that values r not static, they change depending on the prevailing circumstances, but Nigerians, majority of us r yet to accept this reality....interesting events @op

thuxzwda1:
Before I got married I use to brag that I can't bleep my wife's sister no matter how beautiful she is.........but now I can't get over this gel, she's to pretty and good in bed

Lolzzzz ...werey ni bobo ye ooo

I will not vote

OBI joined LP and suddenly I became the structure


I voted and waited for my vote to be counted

Davefed:
Good evening bro. I just started learning HTML, you mind if we can get acquainted?

Sure. I need to up my networking game

08083690665 WhatsApp

Emmaari:
Lolzzzz ...werey ni bobo ye ooo

Seriously.......the girl is has all the skill set of the fantastic 4

seanwilliam:
E plenty o
1. Anger
2. Late night sleep
3. Borrowing people money I can’t let go
4. Helping people at my own detriment( not that I’m nice, but if you ask me for help, I might do it and will end up regretting and beating myself in private). I’m always moved by sad stories
5. MASTURBATION
You see the bolded, I’m the commander-in- chief for southwest zone

Bro abeg o. I'm also trying my best to stop it, I regret everytime I finished doing it

Natbrowny:
I said i would never f*ck anything fat and now i met someone with a dorathyBBN-esq figure.

Baba i just dey live large. 😂😂😂😂😂

Living large😂

yemzone:
Choose ass bro. Ass is life.

Bro choose boobs . Boobs is life I swear

thuxzwda1:
Seriously.......the girl is has all the skill set of the fantastic 4

Fire on my blooda, bt play safe no go cast for madam side

It is well
God knows better

Bet9ja Virtual

Kellyson1:
Bro abeg o. I'm also trying my best to stop it, I regret everytime I finished doing it

That one na you . No be me

Ever visit the UK

DropsMic:
Spend above 100k on a phone. Today I’m using a phone thats way way more than that amount

I won't do this too I swear even if i have is an embezzlement

seanwilliam:
That one na you . No be me

Lol Oga mi. But too much of it is not good o. Anyway enjoy yourself

1. After doing my first ab*rtion with my girlfriend in 2007, I swear say I no go fvck again. Two weeks after the ish, I caught myself doing raw again with her.
2. 2022, I said I go reduce my drinking of Eagle stout and Trophy stout, but as I typing this, I dey beer parlour, both of the drinks no dey, I am Igboya as alternative.
3. February 2022, my side chick ab*rted for me, she bled for over 25 days, was anaemic and dehydrated. I swear say I no go gbensh her again. 4 months later, she called to know if I was home, I said yes, she showed up, my flesh was weak, I fell.

chatinent:
1. When I was using a Symbian phone, I said I wouldn’t ever use an Android and that it was fragile and not button-friendly. But I still use Android.

2. I said Apple Phones were a total waste of money and rather than buying it, I’d buy land. Omo, I still buy am. 🫣

3. Say I no go fit borrow money for loan apps. E hook me one day, I borrow o…my voice was beginning to lost. Damn.🫡

4. Would never fight. Not until two boys waylaid me on the road to accost and steal from me. Some secondary-school looking boys o. As in, apart from everything, if you no fear my size, you no fear my height? I beat beat am as if I wan kill am. 😦

5. I won’t run from my fellow man. Not until I was in Biu, Bornu State and we headed to catch fish in a small stream recommended by my Hausa roommate who kind of knew the locals and environs well. They’ve caught some before so it was factual. We reach there, e no tey some armed men begin pursue us o. I ran like say I wan die. Literally, I thought I was dead cos of the news of Boko Haram there. Sha, they were civilian JTFs.🙄

6. Girl no fit beat me. It was in primary three. Normally, I don’t cause troubles. But this girl Loveth has been threatening me with fights for no just reason. As the wicked souls in the class may want it, they’ve already staged a ring for the fight. As I came, hanty pushed me. On swifts, I held myself and subscribed to ‘I don’t fight girls.’ She threw a slap and I block with my wrist… my hand nearly break. I just held myself and left. Later I knew she was one Ngwa girl who’s stayed at the village all her life, and she was bigger than us all, and stronger.

Sha I still respected the fact say I no disgrace myself🤭

You're my hero.

yemzone:
Choose ass bro. Ass is life.

. Them suppose hang your picture for hall of fame for this talk my bro.

I would never use a phone above 100k. Today my phone is more than half a million Naira. Our money lost so much value.

Let us sha be thanking God.

i said no more dating of 9ja girls,except safe nacking..buh omo this my smallie head strong small,25yrs old 2 body count and not too carried away by online stuff(socia-media) and also skilled not ever a liability..i still dey observe sha

Boasting about things God gave me. I really disappoint myself sometimes when i tell people about a particular blessing that could have stayed unknown and in a way i feel it induces envy or ingratitude to God in them. After that i promise myself never to do it again. But before i know it, i am already telling a friend about a new car or a something that's just not necessary to mention.

You know what, the one i did today really pained me and i believe i will never do it again

oxiide22:
I won't do this too I swear even if i have is an embezzlement

Goodluck

Self service..
I think I'm possessed.
Always so guilty and weak after the demonic act

Merch:
Unrelated to the topic but at this point in my life to be honest i still can’t pick which is my favorite between ass and boobs, like I’m always confused

It's breast for me.
Hey I'm a breast man

coldzobo:
I said I wouldn't have anything to do with coding.

Back then, I always had headaches whenever I tried learning java and it made me resent coding.
I dumped it for good and swore never to look back.

Fast forward to today, I'm currently learning python and Im loving every bit of it.

I love how coding challenges me to creatively think of solutions to problems. The way I feel when I successfully solve a problem is second to none.

Lastly, The material used in learning how to code plays a huge role in determining whether one would be a successful programmer or not. This was what made me loose interest in the beginning.

P.S please I need an experienced programmer to mentor me😭😭

How can I get the materials from you bro ? I’ve currently learning C and plan to digress to python soon.

Starboytwo:
Will never borrow money from Mtn.

Owing 4400, didn’t even know how I did it.

Omo! I dey owe MTNN 3,100 rn.. To avoid borrowing hard o.

I said I will skill up more this year.

Yet I have not even finished the online course I started in February