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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by seguno2: 5:16pm On Apr 13, 2023
JimmySwaggart:
Na laziness dey worry op, op get money but always forget to restock whenever he goes out to town.

If he can afford a smartphone with data, why not basic things like toothpaste and soap?

Maybe he is just a clone of our misplaced priorities looters that we hail mistakenly as leaders. The ones who distribute kerosene and pay WAEC fees instead of employing adequate professional teachers and enrolling every child in free primary, vocational and secondary school.
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by dontrulee: 5:17pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:

Omo. Bathing with water only is good as not Bathing at all

Those days, I dey bathe with detergent. Who don try am before? grin grin

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Walexybobo(m): 5:17pm On Apr 13, 2023
Poverty na your mate
Honestly, I had really suffered over the years but with the help and Intervention of Almighty Allah I was able to defeat poverty.
Alhamdulilah.
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Angelfrost(m): 5:18pm On Apr 13, 2023
...Or you just can't pull yourself out of your freelance work to restock your groceries! cool

Just saying!
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by imagrg(m): 5:18pm On Apr 13, 2023
You dey ask poor people's association members to send you 2k

You go old! grin
gameova:
Bro can you help me with 2k please. I need it to buy foodstuffs. Sapa is terrible.

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Venom11(m): 5:18pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:

Or na to bleach palm oil and mix it with canfor dey apply am as body lotion
Lol.. Omo mad oo
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Kubin: 5:19pm On Apr 13, 2023
My brother pray not to experience poverty,some people can stay for months without normal brush,in those days for villa we use guava tree to brush.bath in the river without soap,na God wey the help, us.
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Raymeskey: 5:20pm On Apr 13, 2023
Back then, sometimes I do forget to buy toothpaste which prompt to this
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Tohmey(m): 5:20pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:
My guy if ur situation no ever reach like this, then u are enjoying as u haven't tasted poverty.
If u ever used your soap or toothpaste up to this level, two things are involved
1. Its either ur stingy to yourself
2. Your poverty level has a confidence interval of 100%
lol. . .
Nothing like poverty in this scenario

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by EmekaBlue(m): 5:20pm On Apr 13, 2023
Sapa issa bastard. Makes one depressed and very unhappy
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 5:21pm On Apr 13, 2023
Edipet:
I have been doing this oo, I dey always put water to Wash it sef
Boss grin
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Ofunaofu: 5:21pm On Apr 13, 2023
SmallDick99:
We just need another 8 years of Buhari rule for everyone to get there grin

Sadly I'm already there cheesy

With a Bulaba balabu in government, it can only get worst

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by luckedesiri(m): 5:22pm On Apr 13, 2023
This is probably the beginning of poverty and not poverty itself..... I don use salt brush teeth..... I don use soda bath and I don use hair cream rub body before...... This kind poverty dey learn!!!
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by EmekaBlue(m): 5:22pm On Apr 13, 2023
imagrg:
You dey ask poor people's association members to send you 2k

You go old! grin
walahi...I notice na poor people full Nairaland
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by alezzy13: 5:22pm On Apr 13, 2023
What indeed is poverty??
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by gameova(m): 5:23pm On Apr 13, 2023
imagrg:
You dey ask poor people's association members to send you 2k

You go old! grin
No be small thing o cry
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 5:24pm On Apr 13, 2023
dontrulee:


Those days, I dey bathe with detergent. Who don try am before? grin grin
I done do am tire. Even now self i still dey do am. I prefer it than soap cause e get plenty foam

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by alibiz: 5:25pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:
My guy if ur situation no ever reach like this, then u are enjoying as u haven't tasted poverty.
If u ever used your soap or toothpaste up to this level, two things are involved
1. Its either ur stingy to yourself
2. Your poverty level has a confidence interval of 100%
This not not sign of poverty but been broke.
Some persons use Kline detergent to bath and wash their teeth with charcoal
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Carlylepneuma: 5:25pm On Apr 13, 2023
My guy thank God for life, health e get why... But it takes alot of wisdom to understand what i'm saying...
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by dontrulee: 5:25pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:

I done do am tire. Even now self i still dey do am. I prefer it than soap cause e get plenty foam
.

You be correct gee, you sabi
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Rahkman: 5:25pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:
My guy if ur situation no ever reach like this, then u are enjoying as u haven't tasted poverty.
If u ever used your soap or toothpaste up to this level, two things are involved
1. Its either ur stingy to yourself
2. Your poverty level has a confidence interval of 100%
u think this is poverty Guy u don ever see where money no dey ur account u never chop....u no even get credit call person ask for money,u don dey reason whether u go carry plate go outside go beg
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by EndBuhariNow(m): 5:26pm On Apr 13, 2023
I can afford a trailer of this but I still do it ,

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by SweetDipBenny(m): 5:30pm On Apr 13, 2023
saintbillion:

Bro. Poverty at times can lead to improvisation. I remember I did eba one certain time, soup finished, I had to add more water to the eba and add some cube of sugar then I drink am like garri.
Omg. Who did u vote for?
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by Odogwupedro(m): 5:31pm On Apr 13, 2023
LikeAking:
POVERTY GET MIND OH..
this is not poverty na. At least your bathroom is very fine. Even with wall tiles
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by bennyflipy(m): 5:31pm On Apr 13, 2023
Damn!!!
I remember the day I took my bath with detergent, my skin had to react. I never get money but toiletries and food will never be my problem.
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by ipobarecriminals: 5:32pm On Apr 13, 2023
sad nonsense. . While I’m Nija,I Dey cut/dig hole in Raid can,cut blue band plastic etc just to prevent FAKE/imitation by those Alaba /overhead bridge boys
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 5:32pm On Apr 13, 2023
Rahkman:
u think this is poverty Guy u don ever see where money no dey ur account u never chop....u no even get credit call person ask for money,u don dey reason whether u go carry plate go outside go beg
Omo that one na wretchedness grin grin angry
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 5:34pm On Apr 13, 2023
SweetDipBenny:
Omg. Who did u vote for?
I am Obidient ooo

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by saintbillion(m): 5:34pm On Apr 13, 2023
EndBuhariNow:
I can afford a trailer of this but I still do it ,
Then u stingy
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by SavageResponse(m): 5:35pm On Apr 13, 2023
SmallDick99:
We just need another 8 years of Buhari rule for everyone to get there grin

Sadly I'm already there cheesy

I no follow una for this one!
Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by bionixs: 5:35pm On Apr 13, 2023
I disagree somehow. Where my wife deals on toothpaste at her pharmacy but would come home Saturday night, forgetting that we ran out of it at home. We need to chew the brush before leaving for church service at 5:30am .

Come and see me performing surgery on the empty paste tube

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Re: If You Haven't Reached This Stage, Then You Have Never Experienced Poverty by PotatoSalad(m): 5:37pm On Apr 13, 2023
Trash post.
Na my babe made me stop throwing away soap once its small and flat. She'll say use it one more time before discarding it. Don't be wasteful.
As for my toothpaste rn, e be like say compactor climb am 🤣 and i still have two new ones which I'll probably replace tomorrow.

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