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Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:02pm On Apr 24, 2023
I have banged a lot of church girls
I noticed a lot of them after knacking
They will run up to Jesus for forgiveness
For the sins she has committed

And Jesus ALWAYS forgives
He forgave peter for denying him
He even forgave Romans crucifying him
He said we should forgive 7 × 77 times
Jesus is the ultimate forgiver.


Hoes love a man who forgives easily
She knows that if she cheats 99 times
Jesus will always forgive her.

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Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:05pm On Apr 24, 2023
That is why when a girl writes in her bio
"Jesus Lover"
"Jesus Baby"

She is a confirmed hoe.
She loves Jesus because no matter how many dicks she swallow.
Jesus will forgive her and wipe away her sins.

If Jesus can forgive The Adultous woman
That is what makes Aduktrous women to love jesus.
Because no matter how Adultrous they are
JESUS WILL ALWAYS FORGIVE THEM

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Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:26pm On Apr 24, 2023
This wisdom is not for everyone.

Only the enlightened ones can understand the deep meaning of what I wrote.

He that has ears, Let them hear..

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Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 1:28pm On Apr 24, 2023
Before I forget

An olosho called Mary Magdalene was massaging the foot of Jesus

Broo.... No be today oloshos don dey love Jesus.
Any girl that loves Jesus too much
She be coded olosho.

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Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by Brainmytool: 1:53pm On Apr 24, 2023
In a simplified form:
DO NOT FORGIVE A GIRL DAT CHEATED. AND NEVER MARRY A NON VIRGIN.

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Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by BigYash: 2:28pm On Apr 24, 2023
Brainmytool:
In a simplified form:

DO NOT FORGIVE A GIRL DAT CHEATED. AND NEVER MARRY A NON VIRGIN.
Only a wise man will understand this. A fool will see it as a stupid comment.. Jesus forgives no mean say those hoes won't suffer infections.. Jesus forgiving them doesn't mean,some of them won't be used by occultic men for rituals..

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Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 2:55pm On Apr 24, 2023
BigYash:
Only a wise man will understand this. A fool will see it as a stupid comment.. Jesus forgives no mean say those hoes won't suffer infections.. Jesus forgiving them doesn't mean,some of them won't be used by occultic men for rituals..
You are very wrong
Jesus saved an adulterous woman from crowd that wanted to Stone her to death
Jesus prevented her death
Jesus should also prevent the death of oloshos from such occultic men too.
Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 3:29pm On Apr 24, 2023
Brainmytool:
In a simplified form:

DO NOT FORGIVE A GIRL DAT CHEATED. AND NEVER MARRY A NON VIRGIN.
Jesus said forgive 7× 77 times
Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:25pm On Apr 24, 2023
VERY SIMPLE: they are in the same business na!!!!
jesus is directly associated with yeye pastors who are oloshoes themselves. they will ask for your money before they can "perform" (fake) miracles, just like street corner oloshoes.
Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 8:13pm On Apr 24, 2023
MrBrownJay1:
VERY SIMPLE: they are in the same business na!!!!
jesus is directly associated with yeye pastors who are oloshoes themselves. they will ask for your money before they can "perform" (fake) miracles, just like street corner oloshoes.
Bro calm down
Jesus has nothing to do with fake pastors
Na faje pastors dey twist jesus teachings to favour their own agenda

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Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by pryme(m): 8:54pm On Apr 24, 2023
It's a defense mechanism,
I noticed this trend a long time ago.
Don't even start with their ring tones.

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Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by Skiborobo(f): 8:57pm On Apr 24, 2023
What do you mean. They already know their wrong and asked God for forgiveness. I think you shaming them is the punishment they're receiving
Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 9:18pm On Apr 24, 2023
Skiborobo:
What do you mean. They already know their wrong and asked God for forgiveness. I think you shaming them is the punishment they're receiving
How old are you?
Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by ChizzyBuna(m): 9:25pm On Apr 24, 2023
pryme:
It's a defense mechanism,
I noticed this trend a long time ago.
Don't even start with their ring tones.
You are a man of wisdom
I'm happy whenever i see an enlightened man. God bless you

Please What do u mean by ringtone?
Re: Why Oloshos Love Jesus So Much.. by pryme(m): 9:47pm On Apr 24, 2023
ChizzyBuna:

You are a man of wisdom
I'm happy whenever i see an enlightened man. God bless you

Please What do u mean by ringtone?

Phone ringtone

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