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The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op):
So this babe was looking pretty in picture whom I met on Facebook. So we got talking and she picked interest in me .
That was how we planned to meet up, we met when she came over to my place but this girl was looking inferior compared to her pictures like she used filters in all her pictures that I could barely recognize her in real life.
But base on Konji levels I had to wangle her and I had my way.
This was what she texted me after our meeting and what I replied.

I replied like the alpha male that I am
Did I do right?

Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by Vinnie2000(m): 11:52am On May 02, 2023
This Boy, with ur Fable Stories. undecided ☹️

Still Rest a little bit, ok? smiley
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by MechanicMike: 11:59am On May 02, 2023
kyber:
So this babe was looking pretty in picture whom I met on Facebook. So we got talking and she picked interest in me .
That was how we planned to meet up, we met when she came over to my place but this girl was looking inferior compared to her pictures like she used filters in all her pictures that I could barely recognize her in real life.
But base on Konji levels I had to wangle her and I had my way.
This was what she texted me after our meeting and what I replied.

I replied like the alpha male that I am
Did I do right?
angry
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 12:10pm On May 02, 2023
Vinnie2000:
This Boy, with ur Fable Stories. undecided ☹️

Still Rest a little bit, ok? smiley
Una don conclude me abi
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 12:11pm On May 02, 2023
MechanicMike:
angry
😂😂😂
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by MechanicMike: 12:12pm On May 02, 2023
kyber:
So this babe was looking pretty in picture whom I met on Facebook. So we got talking and she picked interest in me .
That was how we planned to meet up, we met when she came over to my place but this girl was looking inferior compared to her pictures like she used filters in all her pictures that I could barely recognize her in real life.
But base on Konji levels I had to wangle her and I had my way.
This was what she texted me after our meeting and what I replied.

I replied like the alpha male that I am
Did I do right?
So u sayin she a disaster BECUZ she dint giv u puccccccci... corrrrrrrect? Bro, do u need help sir?(no offenscce) angry
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 12:13pm On May 02, 2023
MechanicMike:
So u sayin she a disaster BECUZ she dint giv u puccccccci... corrrrrrrect? Bro, do u need help sir?(no offenscce) angry
Una tree the pucci but she wasn’t as fine as I expected
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by MechanicMike: 12:22pm On May 02, 2023
kyber:
Una tree the pucci but she wasn’t as fine as I expected
No worries. We beleaf u undecided
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by RamseyKush: 12:31pm On May 02, 2023
kyber:
So this babe was looking pretty in picture whom I met on Facebook. So we got talking and she picked interest in me .
That was how we planned to meet up, we met when she came over to my place but this girl was looking inferior compared to her pictures like she used filters in all her pictures that I could barely recognize her in real life.
But base on Konji levels I had to wangle her and I had my way.
This was what she texted me after our meeting and what I replied.

I replied like the alpha male that I am
Did I do right?
Alpha male kee you there🤣🤣
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 12:49pm On May 02, 2023
MechanicMike:
No worries. We beleaf u undecided
Na u sabi
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 12:49pm On May 02, 2023
RamseyKush:
Alpha male kee you there🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by IkeIgboNile(m): 1:08pm On May 02, 2023
Like you won't unblock her and continue simping grin
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by HussenAdul: 1:12pm On May 02, 2023
She was photogenic doesn't make her a disaster.
Put it simply that u don't like her or she wasn't ur type
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by Buziness101: 1:18pm On May 02, 2023
grin
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by Idonweak: 1:32pm On May 02, 2023
huh

Guy, how boring is your life?
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by Benwallt(m): 1:44pm On May 02, 2023
Nimpmod, close this thread. This boy is a compulsive lair.
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 1:49pm On May 02, 2023
Idonweak:
huh

Guy, how boring is your life?
Very boring
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 1:49pm On May 02, 2023
Benwallt:
Nimpmod, close this thread. This boy is a compulsive lair.
Hater
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 1:50pm On May 02, 2023
HussenAdul:
She was photogenic doesn't make her a disaster.
Put it simply that u don't like her or she wasn't ur type
I didn’t see what I expected
Doesn’t that make it a disaster ??
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by Edeyoung: 1:51pm On May 02, 2023
Pull down the thread


This is cyber bulying , how would you be so cold with words to someone ,you dont find her attractive doesnt mean someone is not out there killing himself to have her
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 1:55pm On May 02, 2023
Edeyoung:
Pull down the thread


This is cyber bulying , how would you be so cold with words to someone ,you dont find her attractive doesnt mean someone is not out there killing himself to have her
Cyber what ?
Hear yourself
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by Bignuell(m): 1:56pm On May 02, 2023
Alpha mail isonu
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by jeffsummers(m): 2:00pm On May 02, 2023
kyber:
So this babe was looking pretty in picture whom I met on Facebook. So we got talking and she picked interest in me .
That was how we planned to meet up, we met when she came over to my place but this girl was looking inferior compared to her pictures like she used filters in all her pictures that I could barely recognize her in real life.
But base on Konji levels I had to wangle her and I had my way.
This was what she texted me after our meeting and what I replied.

I replied like the alpha male that I am
Did I do right?
pls everyone on nairaland, i am apealling to you all. pls can anyone help,me with 1k, just 1k nothing more than that. i am very very hungry, i havent eaten since saturday last week. At least let me get something to eat today, so i can have energy to go out and look for money or hustle. PLS SAVE A HUNGRY BROTHER
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by Edeyoung: 2:00pm On May 02, 2023
kyber:
Cyber what ?
Hear yourself
Yes cyber bully she could be on nairaland or even felllow ladies that can relate wouldnt find your post appealing

Stop body shaming people, if a woman body shame you like this or broke shame you ,you wont be happy with it
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by NoFucksToGive: 2:02pm On May 02, 2023
Vinnie2000:
This Boy, with ur Fable Stories. undecided ☹️

Still Rest a little bit, ok? smiley
Seems the boy has a mental problem. He can't seem to stay without creating fake accounts to write fake stories involving girls.

This guy might be going mad oh 🤔
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 2:11pm On May 02, 2023
Edeyoung:
Yes cyber bully she could be on nairaland or even felllow ladies that can relate wouldnt find your post appealing

Stop body shaming people, if a woman body shame you like this or broke shame you ,you wont be happy with it
lol women do that all the time and they say it’s them making a choice
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by kyber(op): 2:12pm On May 02, 2023
NoFucksToGive:
Seems the boy has a mental problem. He can't seem to stay without creating fake accounts to write fake stories involving girls.

This guy might be going mad oh 🤔
I have been in this forum since 2018 bruh
Reasons why the Mode adore me
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by lyriclekidd(m): 4:41pm On May 02, 2023
You no know the kind blessing e be nowadays make girl wey you see online resemble her pictures or fine pass her pictures. These young girls wan use filters and editing kill their pictures 🤣🤣
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by marlow1962(m): 4:43pm On May 02, 2023
Even mechanicmike is disappointed grin grin
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by Rexymania(m): 5:32pm On May 02, 2023
This guy the ment o 😆
Re: The Girl I Invited Over Was A Total Disaster (picture) by nerdfrost(m): 6:36pm On May 02, 2023
angry No be your chat be this na
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