₦airaland Forum

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

First update enough weed and some bottles

Then carry better sure odd intermilan first half draw against mancity for champions league final
Relax my nerves as the game dey come small small

Carry one runs babe way nor too cost Relax for 10k hotel for one week make ac blow my brain

Then buy only one land for rural area..if i get luck mtn, glo airtel or Etisalat antenna 📡 fit fall put for the land

Collect two fairly used Nigeria cars for hire purchase for bolt drivers

Find them my baby sisters small small thing make them take start the business of whatever hand work they learnt incase I broke in the future them go see money take bring me back to life

5m in one hour
You are here talking garbage
Poor niggar

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

I go order for private jet ,one cargo ship,buy one house for tincan island,one Lexus Rx jeep and a glock16

Get a piece of land

okoroemeka:
I remembered in 2003 a friend of mine came back for Xmas with a Ghana must go bag of money and declared we must be spending #100k everyday till Xmas period stops,I tried my best with my babes and other men for three days and gave up after seeing that it is possible to die spending such money on flexing when one bottle of beer is #100 naira and pepper soup #200 naira a plate.

100k flex no reach anything for inside some places

I'm definitely buying a piece of land in a good site to resell later

Elsmufy:
I go order for private jet ,one cargo ship,buy one house for tincan island,one Lexus Rx jeep and a glock16

I no understand. You go buy all these with #5m, when it's not $5m.

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

Guy you wan give person 5milla? Abeg throw am here..

I go invest am into my fintech idea and other app wey I don already build.

Dey play. 1 years it can triple or fourple... 😉

I know I will sha drink Heineken inside it...

You know what they say about all work.

okoroemeka:
I remembered in 2003 a friend of mine came back for Xmas with a Ghana must go bag of money and declared we must be spending #100k everyday till Xmas period stops,I tried my best with my babes and other men for three days and gave up after seeing that it is possible to die spending such money on flexing when one bottle of beer is #100 naira and pepper soup #200 naira a plate.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 10 ten bottles was a mere 1k. You for die true true but why didn’t you guys go shopping or something that’ll really drain that money 😂

UyaiIncomparabl:
Na wetin I dey talk be that? As a man, you gats enjoy na. So, that 5M isn’t complete without a woman by the side.

how is ur engagement? Have u done it?

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

business class ticket to Thailand

Buy house and food stuff that's all money finish

Invest Am Into Blogging Business

So That, will see BAD NEWS, to post

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

visa and ticket out of Nigeria

MATBILL10:
Within 1hr I'll order for some euipment and tools for my business worth 1m, pay for a short course of 250k. The remaining money I'll order for chemicals for production.

Which course specifically?

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

I would either buy 4 tricycles from a company that leases them out and sends returns monthly or rent a shop and set up a restaurant and use whats left to buy maybe one or two tricycles for the above reasons.

ppogba:
You are not talking to a novice either.
I insist, be it for 30, 60, 90 or even 180 days in Nigeria of today, 500m will not get 18 percent. No be everybody be your regular Nairaland kid wey dey yarn dust.
So, to you, you are the only finance and money management expert abi? Oga, be calming down once in a while.

425 days will give me that interest rate on a fixed locked savings. I no get time to argue with you, wetin you no know ask questions. Wetin i won gain by lying abi you think say i b those people way dey beg money or dey look for person money to collect . I dey tell you wetin i dey do you dey follow me argue. Y i dey answer you self. If you ready make we place bet then 500k each, if I'm talking shit you make cool cash, if i proof you wrong I'm 500k richer. No b to dey argue yeye argument.

Omoh in few minutes I don buy land , no time

Just five million? I'll be done with it within 10minutes

I will buy bonds!

Staphylococcus:
5 minutes, I will buy land.

I will spend a billion in less than 30 minutes. I will just dump on real estate and revisit later.

I suspect you'll need more than an hour to do your due diligence on land or property, find the right lawyers/agents, research the location's prospects and environmental issues, etc.

I will use it and buy goods for shop now. It won't be up to 1 hour self

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

suya 😀

I'll simply buy a complete automated house.

MondayOsunbor:
visa and ticket out of Nigeria

it's not even enough

unmask:
business class ticket to Thailand

Why Thailand?

Which app because I have a friend who is interested in investing in Fintech.

niel63:
Guy you wan give person 5milla? Abeg throw am here..

I go invest am into my fintech idea and other app wey I don already build.

Dey play. 1 years it can triple or fourple... 😉

I know I will sha drink Heineken inside it...

You know what they say about all work.

okoroemeka:
I remembered in 2003 a friend of mine came back for Xmas with a Ghana must go bag of money and declared we must be spending #100k everyday till Xmas period stops,I tried my best with my babes and other men for three days and gave up after seeing that it is possible to die spending such money on flexing when one bottle of beer is #100 naira and pepper soup #200 naira a plate.

Source of 100k? Did you know?
Which country did this Friend come from?

Elsmufy:
I go order for private jet ,one cargo ship,buy one house for tincan island,one Lexus Rx jeep and a glock16

it's more than 5m na

kabanayol9:
Complete my parents house to their taste immediately, use the remaining balance to buy land for my mum to start her school vision project immediately, she has been teaching before i was given birth to, so help me GOD.

Start with what you have, my aunt started in their parlor, today the school is 13yrs.

Lukuluku69:
I said pending the time I will decide what to do with it. Remember you gave a timeline as to when to spend.

Treasury Bills dividends is priced at 17%. The returns is Guaranteed as well as your Money. No stories on both at Maturity. First Line charge thing.

Nigeria Treasury Bills dividend?

Import more Lithium Batteries and assemble them here in 9ja like I am doing, then add some money for better online promotion. I know I can spend more in an hour stocking up on more accessories

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

Two 500sqm of land at epe straight up.