Three computers for Video Editing and Animation. That's all I'm gonna spend the money on.

okoroemeka:
I remembered in 2003 a friend of mine came back for Xmas with a Ghana must go bag of money and declared we must be spending #100k everyday till Xmas period stops,I tried my best with my babes and other men for three days and gave up after seeing that it is possible to die spending such money on flexing when one bottle of beer is #100 naira and pepper soup #200 naira a plate.

Na you go where bottle of bear be 100naira
And that time u never get sense sha
Abi u dey whine me

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

First update enough weed and some bottles

Then carry better sure odd intermilan first half draw against mancity for champions league final
Relax my nerves as the game dey come small small

Carry one runs babe way nor too cost Relax for 10k hotel for one week make ac blow my brain

Then buy only one land for rural area..if i get luck mtn, glo airtel or Etisalat antenna 📡 fit fall put for the land

Collect two fairly used Nigeria cars for hire purchase for bolt drivers

Find them my baby sisters small small thing make them take start the business of whatever hand work they learnt incase I broke in the future them go see money take bring me back to life

Everything wey you Dey Plan for that your Write up don dey go a Week...........e be like say you no hear the Op well........... You gat just One(1) Hour.

Just go get a clean Citroen jumper or Peugeot boxer for around 2m buy empty 25liters like 200 then use the remaining one run my oil business,note almost all the business I do requires vehicle to convey them.
But if OP say na one hour e go hard,even to buy land sef go pass one hour.
But hopefully I know where car stand dey sha
Then resell those cars later and invest in my business

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

First update enough weed and some bottles

Then carry better sure odd intermilan first half draw against mancity for champions league final
Relax my nerves as the game dey come small small

Carry one runs babe way nor too cost Relax for 10k hotel for one week make ac blow my brain

Then buy only one land for rural area..if i get luck mtn, glo airtel or Etisalat antenna 📡 fit fall put for the land

Collect two fairly used Nigeria cars for hire purchase for bolt drivers

Find them my baby sisters small small thing make them take start the business of whatever hand work they learnt incase I broke in the future them go see money take bring me back to life

Slawomir!
All these out of just ₦5m?

I will buy a small car of about 4. 5 million, a standard laptop, a very good phone and use the change to eat a good plate of food

I'll get a digital 4k camcorder @ 2M, two DI printers @500k, 2 very strong laptops @ 500k. a UPS @150k and generator 250k. At least 3 desktop computers and monitors @ 200k. Total 3.7M.

Use remaining to set up my not-to-big and not-too -small office to taste and venture into full time videography, picture editing, printing and tutoring.

Lemme see how I wont make at least half if not more than half of that 5M every year.

No wonder my mother keep saying money's second name is insult.

I will buy ETFs

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

One Black magic 6k camera with lense will consume the money under 10mins. If you are serious, abeg wire the money

I will just open an electrical shop and do a good business.

I will stop thinking of myself and consider others instead

you didnt put any restrictions --so easy to spend on a car or land

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

First update enough weed and some bottles

Then carry better sure odd intermilan first half draw against mancity for champions league final
Relax my nerves as the game dey come small small

Carry one runs babe way nor too cost Relax for 10k hotel for one week make ac blow my brain

Then buy only one land for rural area..if i get luck mtn, glo airtel or Etisalat antenna 📡 fit fall put for the land

Collect two fairly used Nigeria cars for hire purchase for bolt drivers

Find them my baby sisters small small thing make them take start the business of whatever hand work they learnt incase I broke in the future them go see money take bring me back to life

ontop 5m?

I'll buy a big lathe machine.

MrBroke:


Stop arguing what you don't know, interest rates are not base on capital only but investment duration. Currently i have a fixed amount locked, i no dey talk wetin i no know especially with money. When it comes to finance and money management, no bluff i be expert so i no come here to talk sweet talk

You are not talking to a novice either.
I insist, be it for 30, 60, 90 or even 180 days in Nigeria of today, 500m will not get 18 percent. No be everybody be your regular Nairaland kid wey dey yarn dust.
So, to you, you are the only finance and money management expert abi? Oga, be calming down once in a while.

Haha 5m havsgone be that oo

UyaiIncomparabl:
I will load the 5M into my Sportybet account and use it play Man City to beat Real Madrid at Etihad on Tuesday. It is priced at 2.29 odds. They will win for sure. Afterwards, I would have had 10M in my account by the next hour after the match has ended. Thereafter, I will withdraw the 10M and use it for enjoyment with my gees.

5M spent, invested and returned with profits judiciously. Win-win. Chai. Sense will not kill me.

IyaTola:
is it profitable? When inflation is 27%

I said pending the time I will decide what to do with it. Remember you gave a timeline as to when to spend.

Treasury Bills dividends is priced at 17%. The returns is Guaranteed as well as your Money. No stories on both at Maturity. First Line charge thing.

Omo na to buy 3bedroom apartment take run Nursery and Primary School with small mini bus ASAP. BYE BYE to applicant hood.

Idan: I will buy suya

[b][/b]Gold

If to spend I will buy 2 million on Gold jewelry, 2 million on land, 500k for house rent 200k for shopping cloths and shoes, 50k for perfume, 100k for chills I can’t kill my self, 100k for my mom and 50k for my babe spent it in less than one hour.

Lukuluku69:


I said pending the time I will decide what to do with it. Remember you gave a timeline as to when to spend.

Treasury Bills dividends is priced at 17%. The returns is Guaranteed as well as your Money. No stories on both at Maturity. First Line charge thing.

They said spend not invest everyone knows how to invest either stock, treasury bill, bond BTC or sporty bet it’s all money doubling scheme. Buy something physical with it

I will just buy fidelity stocks

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

..

I would buy 2 different plots of land without hesitation.

Badb0y4lyf:

They said spend not invest everyone knows how to invest either stock, treasury bill, bond BTC or sporty bet it’s all money doubling scheme. Buy something physical with it

Ok.

But someone who bought Car for Uber with the #5m, na spend or na investment? Or someone who bought a plot of Land with it there and then to beat the One Hour Timeline for spending but hoping to sell later when dust settles, is that spending or investment?

IyaTola:
If you were to spend 5m naira in 1hr, what will you buy?

Complete my parents house to their taste immediately, use the remaining balance to buy land for my mum to start her school vision project immediately, she has been teaching before i was given birth to, so help me GOD.

Canon cameras and transmitter for my livestreaming streaming business

l will buy Dangote refinery shares

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar

First update enough weed and some bottles

Then carry better sure odd intermilan first half draw against mancity for champions league final
Relax my nerves as the game dey come small small

Carry one runs babe way nor too cost Relax for 10k hotel for one week make ac blow my brain

Then buy only one land for rural area..if i get luck mtn, glo airtel or Etisalat antenna 📡 fit fall put for the land

Collect two fairly used Nigeria cars for hire purchase for bolt drivers

Find them my baby sisters small small thing make them take start the business of whatever hand work they learnt incase I broke in the future them go see money take bring me back to life

All from this 5milli?

FalseProphet1:
I see 2odds crew invading this thread.

This I have seen.

2 seconds zoom soccer go run am😂

I will juat go to a car sale place and buy a suv 5milla witin 30 mins and make payment and its mine ..abi i have spent the money witin the time fram


Then after den i go resell am back