Jokerman:
🚨 The interest in Mason Mount from Manchester United and beyond is very serious. He is leaning towards a move to Manchester United and the clubs are expected to talk in due course.
(via @SJohnsonSport) 🔴

Mason Mount and him team dey play.

Make them go joke with another person

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Harry Kane is Ancelotti’s favorite option to reinforce the #9 position. Real Madrid are currently studying this option in detail.
@diarioas

Leyqute:


What level is it now, baba oko mi?

We dey tell you say your head no correct that day, you dey argue say na lie, you don’t live at yaba left, you only spend most of your time there. Idiott

Omoh

United had an xG of 5.03 in the 9-0 win against Southampton, and an xG of 5.31 in this Chelsea game, Liverpool scored 7 against United with an xG of 2.91.

United need striker urgently...

Softwareguy21:
United had an xG of 5.03 in the 9-0 win against Southampton, and an xG of 5.31 in this Chelsea game, Liverpool scored 7 against United with an xG of 2.91.

United need striker urgently...

Not only strikers our attackers are not clinicals

centredevils.
@centredevils

🚨🚨🌕| €10M has been triggered out of €25M add-ons included in the Bruno Fernandes deal. So, now his total fee is €65M. The remaining €15M add-on will be triggered if #mufc wins the UCL or if Bruno wins the Ballon d'or. [@Record_Portugal]

🚨 Chelsea are insistent on receiving at least £55m for Mason Mount this summer. Mount is willing to go to Manchester United amid interest from Liverpool and Arsenal and agreement on a price is now the ONLY obstacle to his move to Old Trafford. #MUFC [@MiguelDelaney] ☎️🔥

🚨🗣 Rivaldo: “Playing in the best league in the world in the shirt of a legendary club [MUFC] is something that suits very well a great player like Neymar who needs a new challenge.” #MUFC [@Betfair] 💫✅

🚨🏆| Pep Guardiola on Manchester United:

"I was impressed by #MUFC yesterday, we have to prepare well (FA Cup Final).".

[@BeanymanSports]

Jokerman:
🚨🏆| Pep Guardiola on Manchester United:

"I was impressed by #MUFC yesterday, we have to prepare well (FA Cup Final).".

[@BeanymanSports]

Pep Oildiola don start him silly mind games 😬

Jokerman:


Pep Oildiola don start him silly mind games 😬

It might not be his usual mind games. One thing people are failing to see is that FA final is a 50/50 for anybody.

Its not like city are going to crush us 4-0

I am sure it will be a tougher match for city than that madrid semi final. A lot is at stake in that game + when the boys show up, they become a threat to anyone.

I can bet the scorline difference for any team that wins wont be more than one.

Jokerman:


Pep Oildiola don start him silly mind games 😬

If na defensive game we fit play against them. We should playooo. Because possession that one is sure for city.

Borntosmoke:


If na defensive game we fit play against them. We should playooo. Because possession that one is sure for city.

We let them do the playing while we do the scoring.

Simple as that.

Tbh city is very much beatable

dreamxhaser:


It might not be his usual mind games. One thing people are failing to see is that FA final is a 50/50 for anybody.

Its not like city are going to crush us 4-0

I am sure it will be a tougher match for city than that madrid semi final. A lot is at stake in that game + when the boys show up, they become a threat to anyone.

I can bet the scorline difference for any team that wins wont be more than one.

Has this not always been our biggest problem?..No knowing the team that will show up?..Let's all just hope that the pride of not letting City get the treble will spur them..

dreamxhaser:


It might not be his usual mind games. One thing people are failing to see is that FA final is a 50/50 for anybody.

Its not like city are going to crush us 4-0

I am sure it will be a tougher match for city than that madrid semi final. A lot is at stake in that game + when the boys show up, they become a threat to anyone.

I can bet the scorline difference for any team that wins wont be more than one.

Yeah!! You are right about this!!! This is wembly not eithad where home always favour man city. I'm not saying they cannot beat usoo, but I'm seeing a tough match. Because final is another game entirely. I'm expecting man u should put all their best. If man u can win that day, I will finally believe eras do come to an end said by ten hag🤣🤣🤣

dreamxhaser:


We let them do the playing while we do the scoring.

Simple as that.

Tbh city is very much beatable

Very much beatable yet they are currently on a 27 games unbeaten run with wins against Liverpool, Bayern, Madrid and Arsenal. Check our away record against the top 8 this season then come back.

CrystalTiger:


Has this not always been our biggest problem?..No knowing the team that will show up?..Let's all just hope that the pride of not letting City get the treble will spur them..

There are some matches you just know the boys will show up.

You see our match with Barca and our home match with city. I was very confident of it been 50/50

Borntosmoke:


Yeah!! You are right about this!!! This is wembly not eithad where home always favour man city. I'm not saying they cannot beat usoo, but I'm seeing a tough match. Because final is another game entirely. I'm expecting man u should put all their best. If man u can win that day, I will finally believe eras do come to an end said by ten hag🤣🤣🤣

Lol no be lie

We will prove haters wrong.

I want this win so badly becuse it will boost the boys moral, and coupled with the UCL spot, it willhelp us in the transfer market

Trevor012:

Very much beatable yet they are currently on a 27 games unbeaten run with wins against Liverpool, Bayern, Madrid and Arsenal. Check our away record against the top 8 this season then come back.

I am not trying to sound ignorant.

But lets be frank, this UCL no tough at all. City did not face tough challanges abeg.

That Bayarn city faced in first leg could be beaten my united first 11 or arsnal squad. Bayern were shit this season too.

As for madrid, we all know they were not in form this season. Team wey dead barca dey beat all season? Even with how bad chealsea were, madrid were lucky chealsea wasted chances. Chelease dominte them for that match.

I knew they would not get pass city. Although i wish they did.

If barca play city today, it will be a thougher match that that shit madrid played.

dreamxhaser:


I am not trying to sound ignorant.

But lets be frank, this UCL no tough at all. City did not face tough challanges abeg.

That Bayarn city faced in first leg could be beaten my united first 11 or arsnal squad. Bayern were shit this season too.

As for madrid, we all know they were not in form this season. Team wey dead barca dey beat all season? Even with how bad chealsea were, madrid were lucky chealsea wasted chances. Chelease dominte them for that match.

Lmao bra you can't even beat Brighton or Newcastle it's now Bayern and Madrid you will beat in the champions league? Check the head to head record against the top 6 this season Manchester United is last. Against the top 6 this season we have 3 wins, 1 draw and 6 L. Goal scored 13, goal conceded 27. We got battered by Brighton, Newcastle, Liverpool, Brighton, Arsenal and City. Bayern Munich and Madrid go wipe us like childs play.

Trevor012:

Lmao bra you can't even beat Brighton or Newcastle it's now Bayern and Madrid you will beat? Check the head to head record against the top 6 this season Manchester United is last. Against the top 6 this season we have 3 wins 1 draw and 6 L. Goal scored 13, goal conceded 27. We got battered by Brighton, Newcastle, Liverpool, Brighton, Arsenal and City.

All this teams you call, we also beat them mr man.

We beat liverpool, they beat us.

We beat Arsenal, they beat us

We beat city, they beat us

Mind you, even all our loss came towards the 2nd end of the season when fatigue and injury catched up with our players. Plus we no get better player for bench.

Even city wey u dey hype no beat all the top tough home and Away.

dreamxhaser:


All this teams you call, we also beat them mr man.

We beat liverpool, they beat us.

We beat Arsenal, they beat us

We beat city, they beat us

Mind you, even all our loss came towards the 2nd end of the season when fatigue and injury catched up with our players. Plus we no get better player for bench.

Even city wey u dey hype no beat all the top tough home and Away.

All these are excuses. City have 6 wins and 2 draws against the top 6 this season. If you think United has been good against the top teams this season then I have a bridge to sell you. Tell us about the performance not just the results were we packed bus and waited for counter attacks like a mid table team. We scrap by Liverpool 2:1 while they dominated and demolished us 7:0. We scrap by Manchester city 2:1 with a dubious offside decision while dey dominated us and scored 6 which could be 7 or 8 in the reverse leg. Arsenal dominated and demolished us and could have scored 4 to 5 goals when they won at Emirates. Newcastle dominated us at Wembley and at their home. It could have been 4 or 5 as well. Brighton did the same thing. Infact all our wins against the top teams this season has been with luck that's why we are last when it comes to head to head against the top 6 teams. Dead Barca is the only top team we beat comfortably. Same Barca that Bayern and inter Milan flogged this season.

patrickmuf:
las las Whodeyhouse club na them come be dead team...

We are not dead. We just have lampard immunodeficiency virus that we'll be cured of after tomorrow.

Wish our girls success today, i am hoping for a miracle 🙏...

It will truly be miraculous if Chelsea Women lose to Reading Women today...

Marcus Rashford is Man UTD first player since Sir Alex Fergusons retirement in 2013 to reach thirty goals in all competitions ✅

There could only be one name after a 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙧𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 debut season 👏

@ErlingHaaland
is the 2022/23
@premierleague
Player of the Season 🔥

Jokerman:
🚨🏆| Pep Guardiola on Manchester United:

"I was impressed by #MUFC yesterday, we have to prepare well (FA Cup Final).".

[@BeanymanSports]

Pep please

TrebleChamp:
Wish our girls success today, i am hoping for a miracle 🙏...

It will truly be miraculous if Chelsea Women lose to Reading Women today...

0.5% chance, 99.5% hope

🙇‍♀️

Dead last on head to head against the top 6.

Interviewer: "Ronaldo's right foot vs Messi's left foot?"

🎙 Haaland: "Since I have an okay left foot, I would prefer to take Cristiano's right foot".

Ellexy:
0.5% chance, 99.5% hope

🙇‍♀️

True 😁

Only three players have ever won Premier League Player of the Season and Young Player of the Season at the same time:

Cristiano Ronaldo (2006-07)
Gareth Bale (2012-13)
Erling Haaland (2022-23)

Imagine that front three 😳