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muzically:
What's happening nah
What's d obsession with breaking Guinness world records

chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?

nlfpmod:
https://twitter.com/FUOYE_CAMCONECT/status/1668500848085803009?t=oP-kmB8J-cT3noqUu-ZCOQ&s=08[/quote]who go dey class with you

chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?

Ofunaofu:
The obsession to break records is on


Let me use this opportunity to tell all Tinubu minions, especially LeoDeKing, Ihordspy, helinues, yarimo, plaindealer, complexstuffs, Parachoko, who are already in a rat race of creating numerous senseless threads and comments on Peter Obi, his supporters the Obidients and tribe to put it forward for recognition

So far, these Tinubu minions have surpassed the longest and highest number of senseless threads and comments ever created discussing about a single individual by name Peter Obi, his supporters or tribe on a particular social media forum like Nairaland

muzically:
What's happening nah
What's d obsession with breaking Guinness world records

jubrilELsudan:
TYPICAL DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR FROM NIGERIANS

THEY ARE NEVER HAPPY TO SEE ANYBODY SHINE BUT ONLY THEMSELVES

HILDA SET A RECORD NOW EVERY IDIOTIC NIGERIAN WANTS TO SET THEIR OWN

UNTIL YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AWAY FROM NIGERIANS THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND HOW DISGUSTING NIGERIANS ARE THAT YOU CAN SHARE YOUR STORY WITH SOMEONE AND THAT SOMEONE WILL NOT CUT YOU OFF INBETWEEN YOUR STORYTELLING THAT YOUR OWN IS SMALL COMPARED TO THEIR OWN THEN GOES ON TO NARRATE THEIR OWN STORY AND CONTINUES TELLING YOU THAT YOUR OWN IS SMALL COMPARED TO THEIR OWN

THE HEART AND SOUL OF A TYPICAL NIGERIAN IS NATURALLY EVIL AND WICKED FILLED WITH UNCONDITIONAL ENVY AND JEALOUSY TOWARDS ANOTHER NIGERIAN WHOM THEY FEEL INTIMIDATED BY IN THEIR FLAT HEADS THAT THE PERSON IS DOING BETTER THAN THEM


IF YOU BELIEVE AM TALKING THRASH THEN EXPLAIN TO ME WHY NIGERIANS WILL HAPPILY NAME A GENERATOR "I BETTER PASS MY NEIGHBOR"

chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?

Lukepeter:
I was just saying that to someone yesterday, that I forsee Nigerians trying their hands on all sort of record.

Fact is I don't see anything wrong in that, and I am proud of them and hoping for them to succeed.

BluntCrazeMan:
Proving to the world that Nigeria is not as stagnant as it appear in the news..
Nigeria has lots of people who can break boundaries..

Ofunaofu:
The obsession to break records is on


Let me use this opportunity to tell all Tinubu minions, especially LeoDeKing, Ihordspy, helinues, yarimo, plaindealer, complexstuffs, Parachoko, who are already in a rat race of creating numerous senseless threads and comments on Peter Obi, his supporters the Obidients and tribe to put it forward for recognition

So far, these Tinubu minions have surpassed the longest and highest number of senseless threads and comments ever created discussing about a single individual by name Peter Obi, his supporters or tribe on a particular social media forum like Nairaland

Electorate:
Are you saying LeoDeKing, Ihordspy, helinues, yarimo, plaindealer, complexstuffs, Parachoko and other Tinubu lap dogs should also be recognized by Guinness World Records for being tirelessly senseless over one particular individual known as Peter Obi?...

Those guys are so obsessed with Peter Obi you begin to wonder if Peter Obi sleeps with their wives better than they do hence the envy

muzically:
What's happening nah
What's d obsession with breaking Guinness world records

Electorate:
Are you saying LeoDeKing, Ihordspy, helinues, yarimo, plaindealer, complexstuffs, Parachoko and other Tinubu lap dogs should also be recognized by Guinness World Records for being tirelessly senseless over one particular individual known as Peter Obi?...

Those guys are so obsessed with Peter Obi you begin to wonder if Peter Obi sleeps with their wives better than they do hence the envy

PARADIZEPRIEST:
Within guines give naija ppl chop,apart from stout

Ofunaofu:
Peter Obi the 3rd class failure, the failed governor of the smallest state in Nigeria and distant 3rd position candidate will never become Nigeria's president.

DodadaKoKigbe:
why modify my comments

Ofunaofu:
Peter Obi is a 3rd class failure whose voice sounds like that of a teenage 0l0sho

DodadaKoKigbe:
Interesting.

complexstuffs:
I see IPOB/OBIDIENTS cannibals are already gathering their useless selves and mentioning me.

I go give una wotowoto. I am a northerner and the day I will not be able to handle and deal with my SE SLAVES (on and offline) will never come.


Don't start what you can't finish.

If not for Nigeria, would I ever be in the same country with all these OTOKOTO descendants? No be una fault.

As for Obi or any other IIGB0S, The presidency will is not for SLAVES or 3rd class citizens.

cc: Ofunaofu

chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?