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Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Killermamba: 10:09am On Jun 14, 2023
muzically:
What's happening nah
What's d obsession with breaking Guinness world records
he will have to lecture for 1 week to break the record. When una go begin dey drop dead from heart failure,nor call village people oo
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by TenQ: 10:12am On Jun 14, 2023
chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?
I understand your point with the apparent obsession of Nigerians from copying their neighbour especially when money or fame is involved to the point that they would even saturate the market and turn a profitable venture into nothing.

However and Not withstanding,
Guinness Records are meant to be broken.
He has at least chosen a unique path Lecturing (not marathon cooking) : with this he deserves an applause.

I will want a situation where in the Guinness book of Records, Nigerians would have the highest number of records broken of any national in the world. But this can only take place if we pick our own unique records to break. There is nothing really new under the sun.
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by lomprico(m): 10:19am On Jun 14, 2023
Who wan attend that kain lecture? undecided
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by youngrichnigga: 10:22am On Jun 14, 2023
Stupid attempt, where will he get students in for the lectures throughout the period being attempted or will he be lecturing empty classroom undecided undecided undecided
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Okhuadams(m): 10:24am On Jun 14, 2023
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Padipadi(m): 10:30am On Jun 14, 2023
chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?
My brother you said my mind.

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Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by samwash(m): 10:31am On Jun 14, 2023
Hope all these pple trying to brake record kwns the health implications before attempting this task.
If only they will put all these energy in advocating for good governance in Nigeria.
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by complexstuffs(m): 10:35am On Jun 14, 2023
Ofunaofu:
The obsession to break records is on


Let me use this opportunity to tell all Tinubu minions, especially LeoDeKing, Ihordspy, helinues, yarimo, plaindealer, complexstuffs, Parachoko, who are already in a rat race of creating numerous senseless threads and comments on Peter Obi, his supporters the Obidients and tribe to put it forward for recognition

So far, these Tinubu minions have surpassed the longest and highest number of senseless threads and comments ever created discussing about a single individual by name Peter Obi, his supporters or tribe on a particular social media forum like Nairaland


The problem with all these nzogbu nzougbu is that they hate logic and will start ranting and foaming the mouth whenever you present logic to them.
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Reference(m): 10:38am On Jun 14, 2023
muzically:
What's happening nah
What's d obsession with breaking Guinness world records

Told you folks the whole drama will degenerate into a farce.
Nigerians are too light headed, too sentimental.
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by DDX369: 10:44am On Jun 14, 2023
jubrilELsudan:
TYPICAL DISGUSTING BEHAVIOR FROM NIGERIANS

THEY ARE NEVER HAPPY TO SEE ANYBODY SHINE BUT ONLY THEMSELVES

HILDA SET A RECORD NOW EVERY IDIOTIC NIGERIAN WANTS TO SET THEIR OWN

UNTIL YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AWAY FROM NIGERIANS THEN YOU WILL UNDERSTAND HOW DISGUSTING NIGERIANS ARE THAT YOU CAN SHARE YOUR STORY WITH SOMEONE AND THAT SOMEONE WILL NOT CUT YOU OFF INBETWEEN YOUR STORYTELLING THAT YOUR OWN IS SMALL COMPARED TO THEIR OWN THEN GOES ON TO NARRATE THEIR OWN STORY AND CONTINUES TELLING YOU THAT YOUR OWN IS SMALL COMPARED TO THEIR OWN

THE HEART AND SOUL OF A TYPICAL NIGERIAN IS NATURALLY EVIL AND WICKED FILLED WITH UNCONDITIONAL ENVY AND JEALOUSY TOWARDS ANOTHER NIGERIAN WHOM THEY FEEL INTIMIDATED BY IN THEIR FLAT HEADS THAT THE PERSON IS DOING BETTER THAN THEM


IF YOU BELIEVE AM TALKING THRASH THEN EXPLAIN TO ME WHY NIGERIANS WILL HAPPILY NAME A GENERATOR "I BETTER PASS MY NEIGHBOR"
It is a dick measuring contest... it happens everywhere... no go get High Bp for person matter grin grin grin
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Deefirm: 10:52am On Jun 14, 2023
My brother, can you please loud it!!! Nonsense and laziness smelling everywhere.


chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?

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Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by IamtheTruth1(m): 11:17am On Jun 14, 2023
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Godwin25king: 11:25am On Jun 14, 2023
Okay na the season we dey.
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by GodSon1900: 11:29am On Jun 14, 2023
Lukepeter:

I was just saying that to someone yesterday, that I forsee Nigerians trying their hands on all sort of record.

Fact is I don't see anything wrong in that, and I am proud of them and hoping for them to succeed.

Nothing bad sha
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by GodSon1900: 11:32am On Jun 14, 2023
BluntCrazeMan:
Proving to the world that Nigeria is not as stagnant as it appear in the news..
Nigeria has lots of people who can break boundaries..

True
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Electorate: 12:15pm On Jun 14, 2023
Ofunaofu:
The obsession to break records is on


Let me use this opportunity to tell all Tinubu minions, especially LeoDeKing, Ihordspy, helinues, yarimo, plaindealer, complexstuffs, Parachoko, who are already in a rat race of creating numerous senseless threads and comments on Peter Obi, his supporters the Obidients and tribe to put it forward for recognition

So far, these Tinubu minions have surpassed the longest and highest number of senseless threads and comments ever created discussing about a single individual by name Peter Obi, his supporters or tribe on a particular social media forum like Nairaland

Are you saying LeoDeKing, Ihordspy, helinues, yarimo, plaindealer, complexstuffs, Parachoko and other Tinubu lap dogs should also be recognized by Guinness World Records for being tirelessly senseless over one particular individual known as Peter Obi?...grin grin grin grin grin

Those guys are so obsessed with Peter Obi you begin to wonder if Peter Obi sleeps with their wives better than they do hence the envy grin grin grin grin grin grin

Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by complexstuffs(m): 12:36pm On Jun 14, 2023
Electorate:


Are you saying LeoDeKing, Ihordspy, helinues, yarimo, plaindealer, complexstuffs, Parachoko and other Tinubu lap dogs should also be recognized by Guinness World Records for being tirelessly senseless over one particular individual known as Peter Obi?...grin grin grin grin grin

Those guys are so obsessed with Peter Obi you begin to wonder if Peter Obi sleeps with their wives better than they do hence the envy grin grin grin grin grin grin


I see IPOB/OBIDIENTS cannibals are already gathering their useless selves and mentioning me.

I go give una wotowoto. I am a northerner and the day I will not be able to handle and deal with my SE SLAVES (on and offline) will never come.


Don't start what you can't finish.

If not for Nigeria, would I ever be in the same country with all these OTOKOTO descendants? No be una fault.

As for Obi or any other IIGB0S, The presidency will is not for SLAVES or 3rd class citizens.


cc: Ofunaofu

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Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by tonytony208(m): 12:53pm On Jun 14, 2023
muzically:
What's happening nah
What's d obsession with breaking Guinness world records

Why not if not?
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Ofunaofu: 12:58pm On Jun 14, 2023
Electorate:


Are you saying LeoDeKing, Ihordspy, helinues, yarimo, plaindealer, complexstuffs, Parachoko and other Tinubu lap dogs should also be recognized by Guinness World Records for being tirelessly senseless over one particular individual known as Peter Obi?...grin grin grin grin grin

Those guys are so obsessed with Peter Obi you begin to wonder if Peter Obi sleeps with their wives better than they do hence the envy grin grin grin grin grin grin

Absolutely bro
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by crisubanijunior(m): 1:46pm On Jun 14, 2023
So na me go come sit down for class for 150 hours dey receive lecture from a lecturer who intends to break a so called record? Nigerians sha. U guys should expect more record breaking approaches in the next coming months.
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by PARADIZEPRIEST: 1:58pm On Jun 14, 2023
Within guines give naoja ppl chop,apart from stout grin
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by PARADIZEPRIEST: 1:59pm On Jun 14, 2023
PARADIZEPRIEST:
Within guines give naija ppl chop,apart from stout grin
CRAZE PPL EVERY CORNER ON SOCIA MEDIA
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by yetty247(f): 2:10pm On Jun 14, 2023
wahala ti wa oo
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by fortunechy(m): 2:19pm On Jun 14, 2023
This country dey over do things...
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by enque(f): 3:07pm On Jun 14, 2023
it's like ekiti people have target
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by DodadaKoKigbe: 3:34pm On Jun 14, 2023
Ofunaofu:
Peter Obi the 3rd class failure, the failed governor of the smallest state in Nigeria and distant 3rd position candidate will never become Nigeria's president.

Interesting.
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Ofunaofu: 3:52pm On Jun 14, 2023
DodadaKoKigbe:


why modify my comments
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by DodadaKoKigbe: 3:56pm On Jun 14, 2023
Ofunaofu:
Peter Obi is a 3rd class failure whose voice sounds like that of a teenage 0l0sho

Interesting.
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Ofunaofu: 3:57pm On Jun 14, 2023
DodadaKoKigbe:


Interesting.

You have lost it all

You need serious help
Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Electorate: 4:57pm On Jun 14, 2023
complexstuffs:



I see IPOB/OBIDIENTS cannibals are already gathering their useless selves and mentioning me.

I go give una wotowoto. I am a northerner and the day I will not be able to handle and deal with my SE SLAVES (on and offline) will never come.


Don't start what you can't finish.

If not for Nigeria, would I ever be in the same country with all these OTOKOTO descendants? No be una fault.

As for Obi or any other IIGB0S, The presidency will is not for SLAVES or 3rd class citizens.


cc: Ofunaofu

You are indeed one of the poverty stricken street begging uneducated alimajiri roaming the street of Kano....

I am very sure your patents never told you a Southern Easterner named Nnamdi Azikwe was the Igbo man your colonial masters handed over Nigeria to because you Northerners are brainwashed by your leaders to think leadership is your birth right just as you have proven with your words. That is one history your parents kept away from you.

You probably wont be alive when an igbo man will be the President of Nigeria again.

The hypocricy of you Northerners is second to none, your women hide under hijab to comit adultery, your youths are miserable with drug to the point they sniff suckaway to get high, they harbor tremadol, codein and crytals one of which you normally sniff before opening nairaland to spill your daily rubbish, your fathers sleep with and mary underage girls as wives with the approval of your imams, yet you call drinking alcohol haram but gladly collect tax from the same haram you sent your sheria police to destroy.

You guys hide under islam to committ all manner of atrocities known to man, Saudi Arabia home of islam is not as hostile as Nigeria's north. Are you more Islamic than Saudi Arabia? Bunch of self deceiving evil minded dirty half human half animal.

#spites.

This is just a small shot, quote me again and receive bazooka in far away north.

Re: ACA-A-THON: FUOYE Lecturer, Joshua Hassan Tries To Break Guinness World Record by Pacyrus(m): 5:04pm On Jun 14, 2023
chatinent:
I think we are uncreative as a people to an extent. Not the majority but a significant minority. Whenever a trend comes to the limelight, everyone will begin to do it. That was how Mark Angel began using Emanuella for his skits and before you knew it, the whole streets turned to be skit makers...some even started using little kids too... I mean, following the same pattern!

My neighbor was hopping mad on this trend. He became the new comedian yet to be known carrying his ring-lights upandan. I am not a discouraging fellow...in fact, even in nonsense, I'll still encourage you. I believe sth good can come out of anything.

He misdeemed it for being his big fan and asked me to share his clips on all my platforms, even though I don't even do that with my own personal videos. It was like he was barking up the wrong tree and got his feathers ruffled when I didn't comply.

Alright, alright, chief, I made up my mind to check out the video and share it. In fact, I shared the video and decided to watch it on my profile wall. Could you believe this guy made a video where he used Gulder Lager beer and swallowed it with fufu? Like repeatedly like trying so hard to be funny?Damn. Wtf! Even idiot no go laugh at this naw! I don already post the video..na speed I go delete am. What nonsense! You wan puncture my reputation?

Some of you emulate these skit makers who you feel became rich with skits! Lol. None of them popular you know today became rich with skit making! I mean none. Some just needed the skit-making for coverups. Even Hilda Baci didn't become that rich and comfortable with just cooking, and breaking records. Girl don already dey the dey before she dey where you think she dey now. You need to stop also believing everything you see online. Be you, everyone else is taken.

Same with this Guinness Record thingy. Everyone now wants to break an existing record since Hilda did it with the kitchen.

Even if you feel like copying sb or that person is your role model, do sth different. For example, Mark Angel was copying some online jokes but did it his way. You can copy your role model and do sth new! Why discover when you can invent?!


It's just like those niccurs saying we should join their forum they created exactly like Nairaland. Why'd anyone want to dump Nairaland for a duplicate? You'll always be a second opinion naw! Why want to be like Nairaland when you can aim to compete Facebook in Nigeria? Chief, you sef reason am.

If you no know wetin be your talent, watch Brits Got Talent naw. You fit see wetin apply to you.



Back to the matter...

Computer science wey dem dey teach for Nigeria and graduate no even sabi how to close html tags. Una dey teach only "computer" leave the "science." Na theory you wan teach for 6.25 days?


Btw, whose pikin he go dey teach for that long?
Missed your articles for a while now. Your sense of humor is out of this world.

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