Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here - Jokes Etc (5)

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by folake4u: 9:13pm On Jul 07, 2023

That one nor concern me. Lord, deliver me from Sapa abeg.😪😫

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Benoxvals(m): 9:17pm On Jul 07, 2023

My rank na POTUS
Marriages in Nigeria should be a case study.

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Jflex07(m): 9:17pm On Jul 07, 2023

Marshal

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by drimzsmoke(m): 9:24pm On Jul 07, 2023

Banbanna:
See the angle wey you go😸. I actually have two brothers in-law whose younger brother and last born of the family is married with a kid. They're both in their early 40s. I sometimes wonder how they'll be feeling in that situation. Well, as for me, I'm a lastborn, unmarried yet. And very well into the marriageable age.

I rebuke it in Jesus name, I must get married before i turn 36....the feeling is not funny, you see your younger brother's kid(s) and you wished all those girls you told at some point to abort the pregnancy didn't listen to you!!!

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by dealhunter(m): 9:52pm On Jul 07, 2023

I should be one of the service chief/Minister or special Adviser to commander in chief of Armed Bachelor....

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Nobody: 10:01pm On Jul 07, 2023

sillysally:
Read my post again and understand my point. No one cares if your brother married at 18. People have married at a more younger age and still remain married. The point is not the few exceptions. I don't enjoy arguing baselessly. Enjoy your weekend

My dear,are you married??
Asking for a friend.

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Chemlite: 10:08pm On Jul 07, 2023

Allmiron:
Bachelor Marshall that will change next year tho. It's time to be responsible.

If being responsible is tied to marriage, then those who marry five (or more ) wives are more responsible in comparison with those who marry one or two; whether they are cared for or otherwise.

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Nobody: 10:22pm On Jul 07, 2023

Chemlite:
If being responsible is tied to marriage, then those who marry five (or more ) wives are more responsible in comparison with those who marry one or two; whether they are cared for or otherwise.

He hasn't said that..It was a "call to self"...He wasn't generalizing.
Being responsible is what 'marriage vow" is about nothing less.
You can't be married and living like when you were still a bachelor. Mbah!!
We know how e dey that's why a nicca needs to man up entirely to settle down.
What is the meaning of life if not to build meaningful relationships?!

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Melagros(m): 10:26pm On Jul 07, 2023

Sonnobax15:

Brigadier general

Congratulations sir on your new rAnk grin

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Melagros(m): 10:30pm On Jul 07, 2023

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

Don't mind those misquoting you the post make sense, i don laugh tired!

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by GodHimself(m): 10:37pm On Jul 07, 2023

Shaming tactic.

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Kentursky(m): 10:44pm On Jul 07, 2023

Marriage isn't for everybody.

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Adranidoo(m): 11:06pm On Jul 07, 2023

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by emmyN(m): 11:19pm On Jul 07, 2023

etrange:
I don't see how what you typed is a response to my comment. You obviously did not understand what I wrote. I am man by the way.

I doubt you even understood what you wrote cheesy

@ bold, oh you are confused about your gender too? I bet you would want me to address you as "they". Lmao cheesy

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Oluwaseunbandur: 11:51pm On Jul 07, 2023

Commander in chief of the bachelor forces

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by etrange: 12:47am On Jul 08, 2023

emmyN:
I doubt you even understood what you wrote

@ bold, oh you are confused about your gender too? I bet you would want me to address you as "they". Lmao .

Okay emmyN.

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Abagworo(m): 1:40am On Jul 08, 2023

39 to 41

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Vision101(m): 2:21am On Jul 08, 2023

Any bachelor up to 35 years is an advanced bachelor.

Come ooo...a lady of that age is is is an upper case spinster.

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by tishbite42: 2:59am On Jul 08, 2023

Batman2412:
What about 55? Na mumu dey marry woman for this century. Suffer no be must. We manchelors at 55+ are using your kids to run errands. Live free, you don't need to burden yourselves with kids and wives. And to the poster, crawl back to the cave you came out from

May God help you
May God help us
Q. E. D

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by obstead200(m): 7:23am On Jul 08, 2023

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

Ur DP is pretty.

But please wake up. Most Men in Nigeria......except they are into Yahoo.... generally don't make enough money to take care of a family until at least they are 33years or so.

In my opinion, any bachelor less than 35 years old shud be left alone. Although I got married at 28 because I became comfortable early in life

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by obstead200(m): 7:26am On Jul 08, 2023

Akwamkpuruamu:
God delivered me from this rank, four years ago, else na commander in chief Bachelor I for be.

In naija 21-26 shouldn't be seen as a Bachelor

I would make that 21 - 28 years old

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Obnoxious2001(m): 8:16am On Jul 08, 2023

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

Omo I don't know if it's only my head that is thinking this way, but why you open this thread @turmacs undecided

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Xammie001(m): 11:33am On Jul 08, 2023

Brigadier Bachelor

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by DonroxyII: 8:00pm On Jul 08, 2023

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
30-32 - Bachelor General
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

Rank of Bachelor Marshall as at Now cheesy

As Things Dey Go I Know I would Reach the Rank of "Commander In Chief of the Bachelor Forces" By Next Year Promotions Exercises grin

But I Hereby Pray Almighty God Never-Ever to Let Me Reach the Rank of "Lord deliver me from eternal confusion" Before Doing the Dos of Marriages, Amen ..

Next Year is My Year On Almighty God, Amen !

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by DonroxyII: 8:05pm On Jul 08, 2023

fyneeagle99:
I married in my first year as “Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces.

I Pray O !

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by DonroxyII: 8:06pm On Jul 08, 2023

Allmiron:
Bachelor Marshall that will change next year tho. It's time to be responsible.

Comrade, How Hustle Now ... grin

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by DonroxyII: 8:16pm On Jul 08, 2023

sillysally:
They're not mature yet and definitely not ready for all that marriage is about. Most at that age range are still in the developmental stages. The ones you mentioned are still kids they don't have anything to offer than their usual stupidity wrapped in juvenile delinquency, what has that got to do with my post? A man is only a man when he's responsible enough to face and handle life's challenges and keep his humor at a defined balance. Balance is key here and doesn't necessarily mean he has to be a Bill Gates or Elon musk. He just needs to be responsible enough to appreciate a good woman, tend to his business/ work, responsible enough to stay healthy, physically and mentally. Responsible enough to know life is more than games and bed hopping to name a few. Most men in Nigeria below 30 do not fall into such categories. They start picking up themselves around 30+ and it's even better because by then they would have learned from their mistakes of the carefree lifestyle and would start putting their acts together. But some still think they're kids after 30+ and continue swimming in things they should have left behind. But in all the day a man starts to put his act together is the day he becomes a man and not by having the strongest or biggest dick or flashy cars or money. The more experienced and mature a man is mentally the better. A man is as old as he feels and a woman is as old as she looks.

Who Da Fvck are You .... You Belong to Global Hall of Fame !

Thank You & Keep That Frequency, You are Going Places !

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Pacesetter123(m): 10:51pm On Jul 08, 2023

nedekid:
Na wah. Naija settings de slow people lives.
At 25 a young man for uk don start to pay modgage for his first house as a young family. By 30 as family don grow, he sells the appartmemt with gain and upgrades to a bigger house etc.

My brother, that's what is obtainable in a country that works.
But in Nigeria,what we are passing through no dey book.

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Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by FREDCLSSICO7(m): 9:28am On Jul 10, 2023

Candidlady:

are you an evening newspaper? just asking though

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by Godsownfc(m): 12:16am On Jul 13, 2023*

Hmm i Dey Bachelor General grin

Re: Bachelors, Come And Tell Us Your Rank Here by OredoPikin: 5:44pm On Jul 14, 2023

turmacs:
18-20 - Lord deliver me from sapa
21-23 - Bachelor
24-26 - Lieutenant Bachelor
27-29 - Brigadier Bachelor
~~30-32 - Bachelor General~~
33-35 - Bachelor Marshall
36-38 - Commander in Chief of the Bachelor Forces 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
39-41 - Lord deliver me from eternal confusion

Rubbish
I don't even half a gf

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