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Kevineleven:
Husband: Good morning honey, I called this meeting to inform you officially, that my new wife will be joining us in a couple of days.

Wife: what!

Husband: please choose your next words carefully for anything you say next, might be used against you in sending to your father's House.

Wife: You are joking right?

Husband: why would I joke about such a thing, do you know me to be a joker?

Wife (tears in eyes): how could you do this to me, how long has this been going on?

Husband: for over two years

Wife: oh my God, I have been a fool to think that you are different.

Husband: Yes you are a fool especially today.

Wife: wait what do you mean by especially today?

Husband: Because today is 1st of April, you are an April fool.

Wife ( laughs in the midst of tears): oh my God, you almost gave me a heart attack.

Hugs
Husband: I love you Darling

The end.

Rathoreng:
Hhhh; very funny and creative

Allisgud:
Women don't need to be waisted time on,only my mother is irreplaceable,any woman who F up replace am no time