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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ceenelly(m): 6:13am On Jul 27, 2023
Blackbishop:
Don’t misquote me here - averagely your 1.8 liters should be using max 7liters for 100 kilometers. Which is not possible due to some constraints.

If you will like to know I will gladly enlighten you
to be honest i would like to know, am new to bolt, and for the few hours have worked i only regain my fuel money back but not much gain. Though i havent done it full day due to the fact that i work. But would be working full day on sunday to learn better. Thanks
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Welz(m): 6:49am On Jul 27, 2023
Eyinola1:
I know I do full day only on Sunday and I deyh feel am for body I wonder how guys drive morning till night for 7 days round d clock tho am lazy 😢 😭
Well as for me, I don't drive 7 days a week, 4 or 5 days, and i drive from 9/10am till 7/8pm. I haven't even driven since this week.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by JuanDeDios: 7:47am On Jul 27, 2023
Raw2:
I practice what I preach. This is my gross for Monday and Tuesday, plus 5k offline yesterday.

If you're still complaining it's because you don't know what the fück you're doing wrong and you're too fücking proud to ask.

Dey play.
Please how much is being returned to the owner these days? If you give a person your car for Uber?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CarGuideNG: 9:09am On Jul 27, 2023
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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191:
Ceenelly:
sir ideally how many litre goes for an hour using 1.8 litre 4 cylinder as an example, thanks.
I honestly don’t do those maths, but like ReadaDream once said, he makes sure 10k returns 25k. 12k surely do give me 30k or more, but at least.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 9:37am On Jul 27, 2023
Omoapena:
Lolz

When I read things like this, I just wonder how you people exaggerates…

5k fuel which is now less than 10litres will take you to ajah to & fro 3 times….

Don't forget he didn't specify from what exact point to ajah
It could be from Chevron to ajah who knows


Hahahaha
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:58am On Jul 27, 2023
[quote author=dav1002 post=124687962][/quote]Ooh
That’s true, maybe from chevron…
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by YeyeGbami: 10:24am On Jul 27, 2023

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 10:33am On Jul 27, 2023
Omoapena:
Lolz

When I read things like this, I just wonder how you people exaggerates…

5k fuel which is now less than 10litres will take you to ajah to & fro 3 times….


Hahahaha
10 litres of fuel should take you nothing less than 100km in a 1.8l car.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 10:37am On Jul 27, 2023
Omoapena:
For the empty person that said he will use 5k fuel which is just 8litres now to cover MRS filling station in ahmadu Bello way down to ajah under bridge 3 times

Help me use this google map km to calculate it for that guy.

Map says that’s about 22km distance, to and fro probably means 44km
Now multiply 44 by 3, that’s 134km in total


Lolz,

now divide 134km by 8litres, his car will be doing 16.1km per litre or let’s say with 10litres

His car will be doing 13.4km per litre untop breaking and accelerating for Lagos road…


Even the manufacturer of this cars says you can only achieve 10km to 12km per litre when you’re on highway without much breaking but if you drive within city where there’s traffic lights and intersections, you may only achieve 7km to 8km per litre but the empty person wey think say nah only him sabi everything, hin fufu head dey talk say hin dey do 10km per litre


Oga, I’m putting it to you, no 1 can achieve 10km/l in city.

Highway, you’re likely to achieve it but city, never.
Stop feeding your brain nonsense imagination
I average more than 10km/l city driving with AC on. You can head to mpg challenge in car talk for more info.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 10:53am On Jul 27, 2023
ksmart027:
I average more than 10km/l city driving with AC on. You can head to mpg challenge in car talk for more info.
I think you should allow that guy continue doing whatever he's doing exactly the way he's doing it. Whenever he's ready to reason properly we will see it in his activities right here on this thread.

He has been threatening uber us that he will quit driving for sometime now. I think that time is already at hand.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by computerglobal(m): 11:29am On Jul 27, 2023

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Raw2: 12:09pm On Jul 27, 2023
Omoapena:
Hahaha, if e sure for you, post it, but learn not to be insulting when proving your points, I have come with my own analysis and I still commented some analysis in the past, you can do well to track them by checking all my post on NL and counter it with your own proofs, if your proofs proves me wrong, I will admit you’re right while I learn and take corrections…
Ewu.

I insult who no get sense, like you. I allowed you to stew and expose yourself first

You're ignorant and proud. And for clarity and avoidance of doubt, I repeat what I said. My car will do 132km with 8.77 liters of fuel from vi to ajah to and fro 3times. It's a normal thing for me.

I specifically said "when the road is free". E get why. Lekki epe is an expressway/highway. All those your stupid city calculations no concern lekki epe. Note. I said when the road is free. When you can do highway miles/kilometers. Early mornings, late nights. You can read but too stupid to understand. I'll insult you, and still prove my point.

Normally it should do 152km.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Raw2: 12:11pm On Jul 27, 2023
Omoapena:
Ooh
That’s true, maybe from chevron…
2 goats quoting each other.

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Raw2: 12:15pm On Jul 27, 2023
JuanDeDios:
Please how much is being returned to the owner these days? If you give a person your car for Uber?
Depends on what car you gave out or are planning to give and what's the actual mpg for the car. Note, I said actual. Which means your car can be delivering mpg which is below manufacturer's avg.

It's easier to know how much a driver should pay if you have this info. He may actually be spending more on fuel because you gave him a bad car. 40k a week maybe fair or wicked depending on what kind of car he is driving for you.

Car owners fail for many reasons which they are not aware of due to their ignorance.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Conner44: 12:25pm On Jul 27, 2023
You're driving a vehicle with a steady check engine light, you don't care to scan or find out why yet you keep saying your vehicle is sound and nothing is making it consume more fuel than it was intended to.

See ehn . . . You will dash petrol stations all your profits and we will still laugh at you here. The era of driving rickety lemon limca lambos upandan lagos is over.

Tinubu said so not me.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Raw2: 12:29pm On Jul 27, 2023
Conner44:
You're driving a vehicle with a steady check engine light, you don't care to scan or find out why yet you keep saying your vehicle is sound and nothing is making it consume more fuel than it was intended to.

See ehn . . . You will dash petrol stations all your profits and we will still laugh at you here. The era of driving rickety lemon limca lambos upandan lagos is over.

Tinubu said so not me.
All drivers and car owners must now learn how to properly calculate mpg of thier own car. By force.

Anyway we on the group have found out how to calculate. Me I only come here to catch cruise and insult stupid people for fun. grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 12:29pm On Jul 27, 2023
JuanDeDios:
Please how much is being returned to the owner these days? If you give a person your car for Uber?
If your car is in good condition, you should demand btw 50k to 60k weekly...Everywhere is stew now according to report...
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 12:30pm On Jul 27, 2023
Raw2:
Ewu.

I insult who no get sense, like you. I allowed you to stew and expose yourself first

You're ignorant and proud. And for clarity and avoidance of doubt, I repeat what I said. My car will do 132km with 8.77 liters of fuel from vi to ajah to and fro 3times. It's a normal thing for me.

I specifically said "when the road is free". E get why. Lekki epe is an expressway/highway. All those your stupid city calculations no concern lekki epe. Note. I said when the road is free. When you can do highway miles/kilometers. Early mornings, late nights. You can read but too stupid to understand. I'll insult you, and still prove my point.

Normally it should do 152km.
I talk am say you’re nothing but a stupid dull person…

Sheyb nah midnight wey road dey scanti you dey carry your own passengers wey you take they achieve 10km/litre

Now you’re coming to say your 8litres will do 152km which means it’s no longer 10km/l again, it’s now 19km/litre

Boboyi ti ya werey se

All this one wey you carry calculator upload and a site upload, is that your proof?

I talk am say you’re a 70year old man, I even expect yourself to explain the calculations in your calculator but you didn’t..

When a fool is trying to explain something, he always get insultive. Is my word getting to you that much that you can’t give your explanation in a more matured way?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by JuanDeDios: 12:33pm On Jul 27, 2023
dapotemi:
If your car is in good condition, you should demand btw 50k to 60k weekly...Everywhere is stew now according to report...
Raw2:
Depends on what car you gave out or are planning to give and what's the actual mpg for the car. Note, I said actual. Which means your car can be delivering mpg which is below manufacturer's avg.

It's easier to know how much a driver should pay if you have this info. He may actually be spending more on fuel because you gave him a bad car. 40k a week maybe fair or wicked depending on what kind of car he is driving for you.

Car owners fail for many reasons which they are not aware of due to their ignorance.
Thank you.

It's a 2009 Camry. Good condition.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 12:36pm On Jul 27, 2023
Omoapena:
I talk am say you’re nothing but a stupid dull person…

Sheyb nah midnight wey road dey scanti you dey carry your own passengers wey you take they achieve 10km/litre

Now you’re coming to say your 8litres will do 152km which means it’s no longer 10km/l again, it’s now 19km/litre

Boboyi ti ya werey se

All this one wey you carry calculator upload and a site upload, is that your proof?

I talk am say you’re a 70year old man, I even expect yourself to explain the calculations in your calculator but you didn’t..

When a fool is trying to explain something, he always get insultive. Is my word getting to you that much that you can’t give your explanation in a more matured way?
If you had sense, you'll understand the upload. You're even too dense to understand the explanation. I'll pass
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 12:37pm On Jul 27, 2023
I have no time to argue with some dumbskull

Let me focus on what’s ahead of me, like I said earlier, you don’t worth any iota of engagement…


I guess that person is an alternate moniker of depressedgiver
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 12:37pm On Jul 27, 2023
JuanDeDios:
Thank you.

It's a 2009 Camry. Good condition.
One question.

What is the average mpg of your Camry? I'm not asking what the manufacturer said. What's your 2009 Camry avg consumption?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by JuanDeDios: 12:39pm On Jul 27, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
One question.

What is the average mpg of your Camry? I'm not asking what the manufacturer said. What's your 2009 Camry avg consumption?
No idea. Don't know much about cars. How do I check?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 12:42pm On Jul 27, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
If you had sense, you'll understand the upload. You're even too dense to understand the explanation. I'll pass
Werey
You don mention me with your main account….


What’s 8.7 divided by 5.7 multiply by 100


You just put down figures and you didn’t specify which figures you’re dividing and multiplying…

Werey come mention me with his other moniker to show only you understand the figures you’re dividing and multiplying

When I gave my own calculation, I put the one that stands for litre and the one that stands for KM but your own case, you do wuruwuru to answer

Ode omo
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 12:42pm On Jul 27, 2023
JuanDeDios:
No idea. Don't know much about cars. How do I check?
Allow the car run till the fuel light comes up, buy 13.5liters, reset your odo. Drive the car and report back with the mpg observed once the light comes on again.

Mail me at giveranonymous77@ gmail.com and I'll add you to the telegram group

I'm adding you to the telegram group because we are currently discussing the mpg issue right now. God knows I'm not typing all that here.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 12:44pm On Jul 27, 2023
Omoapena:
Werey
You don mention me with your main account….


What’s 8.7 divided by 5.7 multiply by 100


You just put down figures and you didn’t specify which figures you’re dividing and multiplying…

Werey come mention me with his other moniker to show only you understand the figures you’re dividing and multiplying

When I gave my own calculation, I put the one that stands for litre and the one that stands for KM but your own case, you do wuruwuru to answer

Ode omo
If you weren't dumb you'd know. You don't know what the numbers stand for because you're dumb.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 12:46pm On Jul 27, 2023
It's actually okay to be dumb. You're not the first. The world is big enough for everyone, including dumb people.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by JuanDeDios: 12:47pm On Jul 27, 2023
CheerfulGiver:
Allow the car run till the fuel light comes up, buy 13.5liters, reset your odo. Drive the car and report back with the mpg observed once the light comes on again.

Mail me at giveranonymous77@ gmail.com and I'll add you to the telegram group

I'm adding you to the telegram group because we are currently discussing the mpg issue right now. God knows I'm not typing all that here.
Ok. Thanks.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 12:47pm On Jul 27, 2023
I called someone an ürchin on this thread and was banned for 3 days by spambot, so I used my raw2 acct. You're not special.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by CheerfulGiver: 12:48pm On Jul 27, 2023
Trimbaby?. What a bitchass name grin
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