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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 6:38pm On Aug 09, 2023
YeyeGbami:


Bro, i took a job offer to ijebu ode for 3 days , the client wants to return each day. I cry! they don over patch that road.

I’m starting to hear all sort of squeaky noise from the car

We no get road, but that airport road from oworo make sense sha
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 6:42pm On Aug 09, 2023
Omoapena:


Normally, our government aren’t proactive when it comes to infrastructure, they had every damn time to do that 3mb during corona virus period, but they ignored it, and still closed it for over year but couldn’t fix every damn potholes on the bridge, they will soon come again with closing that bridge for 6months to patch the potholes…

Imagine that apongbon bridge they closed for 18months, they couldn’t fix that gallop area before announcing the opening, they had to close it again for another 24hours to fix that part coz it looks shameful for them to close a major bridge for 18months and couldn’t seize that opportunity to fix every damage on the bridge…

Very annoying government that loves suffering their citizens…

No offensive gesture boss, but do you think it’s easy to think of fixing road in the midst of global crisis. We don’t even know if the world is coming to an end. One single pastor out of the many we have can’t even cure a victim. No food bank, people can barely eat. The elites are just deleting anyhow, even the people in position of power are scared for their lives. Who nd who do you think really want to come out to work among the construction worker’s staffs?

Not taking government side tho.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Omoapena(m): 6:46pm On Aug 09, 2023
pope191:


No offensive gesture boss, but do you think it’s easy to think of fixing road in the midst of global crisis. We don’t even know if the world is coming to and end. One single pastor out of the many we have can’t even cure a victim. No food bank, people can barely eat. The elites are just deleting anyhow, even the people in position of power are scared for their lives. Who nd who do you think really want to come out to work among the construction worker’s staffs?

Not taking government side tho.



Trust me, if they want to, they can manage the situation to fix the road, all they need is to test the workers and provide camping for them, pretty sure if they were serious, with no movement on the bridge, they will fix it under 1month…

It’s a matter of planning and executing…

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 6:49pm On Aug 09, 2023
Omoapena:




Trust me, if they want to, they can manage the situation to fix the road, all they need is to test the workers and provide camping for them, pretty sure if they were serious, with no movement on the bridge, they will fix it under 1month…

It’s a matter of planning and executing…


The code was red, we are under threat. A good work can not be done in a month. The foreigners may not even want to try such.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:35pm On Aug 09, 2023
pope191:


The code was red, we are under threat. A good work can not be done in a month. The foreigners may not even want to try such.

To rehabilitate an 11km bridge cannot be done in a month?

Yeah. Only in Nigeria

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:03pm On Aug 09, 2023
Blackbishop:


I had to laff now. Bcuz they keep trying to make him identify himself but they keep getting it wrong.

And no point insulting our almighty definition of insult himself who will apologize and still come back to drag me along bcuz he choose to attack the light weight in his imaginary brouhaha.


Felicity everything you said up there I accept and still wish you well. No point calling a pig dirty when it literally wallows in dirt and shit.

Bros not my age mate die well

All die na die

Nothing like die well

because I tell u sorry na him make u dey mumu ur self up and down typing English words you don't even know the usage... Mumu

Smelling mechanic

You failed as a banker
You failed as a Uber driver
You failed as a rewire
You're also failing as a Kazeem

Hey bro get a life


E pain you say I tell you sorry after I don cast you abi? grin grin grin

Okay blacky sorry you? Stop crying

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 8:26pm On Aug 09, 2023
pope191:


This matter deep. Tot of it yesterday while using the bridge. The bridge is in a sorry state. If they close for repair, people will still complain. If they fix one side another will pop. They just have to shut the bridge down and completely work on it, but with what people living around Berger her facing? Smh
My problem with them is' "why do they always wait till it all gets worse?"
Why? Why? Why

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:26pm On Aug 09, 2023
Chai!!! Imagine the painment...lol

Blackbishop I helped your miserable life every body knows that so stop forming paparazzi

Oh so you're now an importer/exporter? Lol...

I said it! I haven't even finish saying it that you've failed in your mechanic career and you're already telling us you're now an importer/exporter

You be my guarantor for a job! God forbid bad thing! Imagine! Broke as blackbishop my guarantor! I don't understand...lol! Abeg who be the person? Which job ne that?? Uber job or what?? Ediot! You don take that tin again abi?

Guarantor kill u dia! Son of a beach!

You be my guarantor! Hahaha... LWKMD!!!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 8:29pm On Aug 09, 2023
YeyeGbami:


Na you wan stay Lagos oh
embarassed embarassed embarassed

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 8:43pm On Aug 09, 2023
A 2005 Toyota Corolla is available for rental and it's just about 3 month in Naija.
2 sure guarantor ( pls don't bring Uber driver as guarantor pls)
Experience is important.
A gated compound is a must.
Maintenance above 10k is on the owner.
All mechanic/rewire issue will be at owners designated place.
Drivers license is a must.
50k weekly..
Reach me tru DM.
Thank you.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:43pm On Aug 09, 2023
Felicity001:
Chai!!! Imagine the painment...lol

Blackbishop I helped your miserable life every body knows that so stop forming paparazzi

Oh so you're now an importer/exporter? Lol...

I said it! I haven't even finish saying it that you've failed in your mechanic career and you're already telling us you're now an importer/exporter

You be my guarantor for a job! God forbid bad thing! Imagine! Broke as blackbishop my guarantor! I don't understand...lol! Abeg who be the person? Which job ne that?? Uber job or what?? Ediot! You don take that tin again abi?

Guarantor kill u dia! Son of a beach!

You be my guarantor! Hahaha... LWKMD!!!


Blackbishop you talk about Dru mentioning my accommodation problem, I don't get it! How does that a news or a gist? Did I tell you I'm a landlord in Lagos before? So what is unusual to have accommodation problem in Lagos? Or so you expect me to remain in one particular environment or a rented compound/apartment for over 30yrs like you?

Look at this slowpoke, lazy ediot that can't hustle... if not for your sugar mummy that raised the sum of 150k for you to collect house at Igando would have been able to leave you familiar shared room apartment at mafoluku?

See blackbishop oooh... See this small boy wey we dey send to go buy cigarettes that year because you din drive ordinary from Lagos to Ibadan you come think say you fit sitdon where me I dey sitdon with my friends abi?

Chai!!! Hahahah.... See this fuulish pikin....you wey no fit pass ordinary JAMB/PUT ME won dey talk were people wey go federal university dey talk...lol!

Nawaooo.... I no blame u shall... Na Nigeria happen to all of us if not... Even as naija still dey self Ayo your level no near me ra ra ra.... Ey! Abi shey bobo yi ti ya werey sha!?

Ah!!! Lol... See me see blackbishop oh.

Hahahahah
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:48pm On Aug 09, 2023
dapotemi:
A 2005 Toyota Corolla is available for rental and it's just about 3 month in Naija.
2 sure guarantor ( pls don't bring Uber driver as guarantor pls)
Experience is important.
A gated compound is a must.
Maintenance above 10k is on the owner.
All mechanic/rewire issue will be at owners designated place.
Drivers license is a must.
50k weekly..
Reach me tru DM.
Thank you.

Walahi! I love this platform

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:49pm On Aug 09, 2023
cheesy
Glithronix:

My problem with them is' "why do they always wait till it all gets worse?"
Why? Why? Why

Boss I no deh government o… maybe nah allocation dem deh wait for

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Felicity001(m): 8:55pm On Aug 09, 2023
Instead of you to apply you dey there dey like platform

Dey dia dey play

grin grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 8:56pm On Aug 09, 2023
izzou:


To rehabilitate an 11km bridge cannot be done in a month?

Yeah. Only in Nigeria

Boss what can we do? See how many months it took to work on eko bridge? Maybe they are factors we don’t know about. I am not an engineer, but I can tell most of the tools we use in this country are outdated. The other day I saw how the white paint cars, you see that our cup they painters use to spray? They suppose don throw em away since. Even the way they inflate tyres and screw, we are behind boss.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 8:58pm On Aug 09, 2023
Everybody rugged for him lane.


Make I laff small again grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:00pm On Aug 09, 2023
pope191:


Boss what can do? See how months it took to work on eko bridge? Maybe they are factors we don’t know about. I am not an engineer, but I can tell most of the tools we use in this country are outdated. The other day I saw how the white paint cars, you see that out cup they suppose don throw em away since. Even the way they inflate tyres and screw, we are behind boss.

We are not outdated. It is just a front to chop more money.

The longer a contractor stays on a job, the more his quotation rises.

Just on small street wey dem wan fix interlock,dem go use 3 months. What they can finish in 2 days, they will use 2 weeks.

Jonathan was the one that gave the contract for Lagos Ibadan Expressway. I was an IT student when it started (I remember my boss was laughing at the amount he signed in our locker room).

10 years later, Julius Berger is still working on the road.

Nigeria is cursed.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:01pm On Aug 09, 2023
izzou:


We are not outdated. It is just a front to chop more money.

The longer a contractor stays on a job, the more his quotation rises.

Just on small street wey dem wan fix interlock,dem go use 3 months.

Nigeria is cursed.

Lol… it is well
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:01pm On Aug 09, 2023
pope191:


Walahi! I love this platform


I follow you love the platform

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:02pm On Aug 09, 2023
Blackbishop:


Tojah you use style run comot bcuz you no wan buy me that Ogunfe? Tojah we still Dey game just give me location even na beat you go beat me just give me location I go come with bearing gifts for senior man. Respect boss

Na now ur brain load d question wey dem ask u.
Spirit of long epistle just enter all of una.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:02pm On Aug 09, 2023
dapotemi:
A 2005 Toyota Corolla is available for rental and it's just about 3 month in Naija.
2 sure guarantor ( pls don't bring Uber driver as guarantor pls)
Experience is important.
A gated compound is a must.
Maintenance above 10k is on the owner.
All mechanic/rewire issue will be at owners designated place.
Drivers license is a must.
50k weekly..
Reach me tru DM.
Thank you.


Baba na cruise or for real

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:04pm On Aug 09, 2023
Blackbishop:
Everybody rugged for him lane.


Make I laff small again grin grin grin grin grin grin

Shabi nah you go find shameless online Bash Ali trouble. You don’t know he doesn’t go down without a fight. Better carry your kaya. Accept my sinparty.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:06pm On Aug 09, 2023
Pearl1910:


Na now ur brain load d question wey dem ask u.
Spirit of long epistle just enter all of una.

Am done replying that mofo.

There is a big difference between dem give your mama belle and dem dash your mama belle.

Na why him papa no Dey picture.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:09pm On Aug 09, 2023
Blackbishop:


Am done replying that mofo.

There is a big difference between dem give your mama belle and dem dash your mama belle.

Na why him papa no Dey picture.

Nah nah my nigga… don’t b doing this
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:09pm On Aug 09, 2023
pope191:


Shabi nah you go find shameless online Bash Ali trouble. You don’t know he doesn’t go down without a fight. Better carry your kaya. Accept my sinparty.

Pope leave ooooo

The guy don insult my mama now nobody talk or caution him

The dance of madness at the village square loading
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910: 9:16pm On Aug 09, 2023
pope191:


The code was red, we are under threat. A good work can not be done in a month. The foreigners may not even want to try such.

Oga zip.
Japan fixed a road under 24hours that an earthquake scattered the whole place.
China built a 3 story hospital in one week.
Who told u, u need 1month to do minor rehabilitation works? Only in Africa construction work happens for months and years and inconveniences the whole State.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:16pm On Aug 09, 2023
Blackbishop:


Pope leave ooooo

The guy don insult my mama now nobody talk or caution him

The dance of madness at the village square loading

Calm B… the irony side is if he beats your imagination. Anything new you weren’t expecting from him? The worst he can do is insulting your parents, nd after that?

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191: 9:24pm On Aug 09, 2023
Pearl1910:


Oga zip.
Japan fixed a road under 24hours that an earthquake scattered the whole place.
China built a 3 story hospital in one week.
Who told u, u need 1month to do minor rehabilitation works? Only in Africa construction work happens for months and years and inconveniences the whole State.

See as I deh laugh here, you they use Japan compare Nigeria. Una president wetin he keep as palliative before removing subsidy? Only Pink give a million dollars during covid. How many times Japan schools don go on strike? ASUU be going on stike back to back. I don’t think anyone work 30hrs in a week in Japan. Something you go cover in 2 days. Please boss no compare Nigeria with developed country. You for they use Niger

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 9:27pm On Aug 09, 2023
Conner44:


You opened this account on the exact day I busted your other ones. You have tried everything to shift my attention from that one to this one but NO e no go work grin

You are TheModerator wether you like it or not tongue I'm just doing my part and keeping tabs on you for the sake of newbies here who don't know better.

Stewpid helpless troll angry

Proverbs 26:11 "As a dog returns to its vomit, so a fool repeats his foolishness."

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:42pm On Aug 09, 2023
grin grin grin grin grin
pope191:


Calm B… the irony side is if he beats your imagination. Anything new you weren’t expecting from him? The worst he can do is insulting your parents, nd after that?

when an elder sigh the kids thinks he is tired.

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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Blackbishop(m): 9:43pm On Aug 09, 2023
pope191:


Calm B… the irony side is if he beats your imagination. Anything new you weren’t expecting from him? The worst he can do is insulting your parents, nd after that?

Not bother at all
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by radautoworks: 9:59pm On Aug 09, 2023
Gentlelife50:

You did well Maa, their matter don tire person.
Lol.

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