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| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:12pm On Aug 27, 2023 |
jaephoenix:You're just stupid but forming intelligent! ![]() When it comes to dictionaries different religionists come together so whatever they can't agree upon will not be included. That's why they are able agree on your Omni stuff even though it doesn't appear in any religious book! ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:15pm On Aug 27, 2023 |
jaephoenix:Omni stuffs doesn't appear in the Bible so it's your pastors that infused such applications in your brains and now that you've come to face reality you're dodging the fact that it doesn't appear in any Bible! ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by sonmvayina(m): 6:07pm On Aug 27, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse:Yo guide people yo make better choices.. And for men yo live in peace ... |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:14pm On Aug 27, 2023 |
sonmvayina:That's exactly what we are doing as JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES! So any further need for commandments? ![]() Ọmọ humble yourself and learn! Before the commandments there were faithful servants of God like Abel, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Job and many more. Are you saying they're doomed for not knowing your hopeless Torah? Faith comes first so faith has triumphed above any law! Galatians 5:22-23 ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:23am On Aug 29, 2023 |
cornelboy:Did you read my last post, or you just love repeating what's inside your brain, like a robot? |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:25am On Aug 29, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse:Right. Lemme repeat myself. Is Yahweh/Jehovah all loving? |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:27am On Aug 29, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse:Actually, omni as a word isn't in the Bible. Whats in the bible is all knowing/loving/powerful. So lemme ask, did you learn synonyms in kindergarten. Or were you in your Kingdom Hall when it was being taught? |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:41am On Aug 29, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse:I ask again. Did you skip kindergarten? |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:57am On Aug 29, 2023 |
jaephoenix:Did God Himself said these things or his servants? That's what you're missing because the all knowing/loving/powerful is within what they know not what God said about Himself. I have quoted what God Himself said but you keep dodging the fact so continue crying for all i care! ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:09am On Aug 29, 2023 |
jaephoenix:Lol was this my last comment to your last post? Seems you woke up at the wrong side of the bed today. Open your eyes and check my last comment. |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:09pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse:Please quote what Yahweh said |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:10pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
cornelboy:Your last comment was 'perfect'. Thats a phrase that doesn't convey any meaning |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:19pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
jaephoenix:How many times do i have to quote Him? OK i will do it again so as to show you your folly! Then Jehovah said: “The outcry against Sodʹom and Go·morʹrah is indeed great, and their sin is very heavy. I will go down to see whether they are acting according to the outcry that has reached me. And if not, I can get to know it." Genesis 18:20-21 “Do not harm the boy, and do not do anything at all to him, for now I do know that you are God-fearing because you have not withheld your son, your only one, from me.” Genesis 22:12 Now use your brain to reason well if your Omni stuff fit in to the description of the one speaking in those verses! ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 12:34pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
cornelboy jaephoenix:This was my last comment. |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by Aemmyjah(m): 5:49pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse: ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by Aemmyjah(m): 5:50pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse:Sometimes when you give them an answer, that is when their brain stop comprehending what they read |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:14pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
Aemmyjah:His Omni stuff got stuck with those verses i suppose! ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 11:28pm On Aug 29, 2023*. Modified: 12:31am On Aug 30, 2023 |
a Christian would preach Christ and salvation false jw's preach: the weaknesses of Jehovah, which is of course lies 1Jn 2:23 Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father (and vice versa) Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies. |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 11:38pm On Aug 29, 2023 |
Gen 18:20 And the LORD said, "The outcry of Sodom and Gomorrah is indeed great, and their sin is exceedingly grave. Gen 18:21 "I will go down now, and see if they have done entirely according to its outcry, which has come to Me; and if not, I will know." Gen 22:12 He said, "Do not stretch out your hand against the lad, and do nothing to him; for now I know that you fear God, since you have not withheld your son, your only son, from Me." Jehovah of course knew that the sin against sodom and gomorrah was exceedingly grave, He said so before hand, and wanted to see first hand Himself before destroying them Jehovah of course knew before hand that abraham was God fearing and would even sacrifice his son if Jehovah said to, Jehovah tested abraham to prove and strenghen his faith, it was for abraham's benefit not because Jehovah didn't know but you false jw's believe Jehovah doesn't know things before hand, and you false jw don't believe Almighty Jehovah is all mighty etc. etc. you so called Jehovah's witnesses are the great, Jehovah deniers imagine a so called Jehovah's witness teaching that Jehovah is not all knowing, is not all powerful, what followers of the devil you are: Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies. |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 12:28am On Aug 30, 2023*. Modified: 1:02am On Aug 30, 2023 |
so called Jehovah's witnesses do not know Jehovah, and of course how can they without the Holy Spirit living in them, who they think is just an impersonal force false jw's often talk down Almighty Jehovah, while they puff themselves up, telling how good they are |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:40am On Aug 30, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse:Lol. The joke's on you. If you read through my first post, I posted all these same verses you quoted, describing how the Buybull is contradictory. The same buybull said Yahweh is all knowing, didn't it? Abi you cherrypick the ones wey u go take? Lol! These JWs are dumber than wet stones ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:42am On Aug 30, 2023 |
Aemmyjah:Obviously you just jumped in, dummy. Read this thread from the beginning. Its about how the buybull is crappy, and you guys just shot yourself in the foot by reiterating the fact, that its indeed crappy ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:44am On Aug 30, 2023 |
johnw47:I thought u said you won't engage JWs or atheists? What happened? Now you have jumped in and yarned complete rubbish. So the trial of Abraham killing his son is for Abraham's benefit? How? Lol! ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 10:54am On Aug 30, 2023 |
jaephoenix:So you pick what you want to believe in the Bible while i too pick mine no wahala! ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 10:59am On Aug 30, 2023*. Modified: 11:18am On Aug 30, 2023 |
jaephoenix:oh duh, dum atheist dope i sometimes post to false jw's and you atheists to show up the lies, like i have said many times jaephoenix: Now you have jumped in and yarned complete rubbish. So the trial of Abraham killing his son is for Abraham's benefit? How? Lol!Ecc_7:6 For as the crackling of thorn bushes under a pot, So is the laughter of the fool gee you so dum, aren't you as i already said blinded dum dum: to prove and strengthen his faith: 2 Corinthians 4:4 In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them see how you atheist dopes and false jw's have things in common: dumbness and denying Almighty Jehovah |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 3:03pm On Aug 30, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse:Lol. And you keep on reinforcing the believe that your own buybull(not mine) is indeed filled with gaffes. Cutting off your nose to spite your face. Lol. JWs are [b]Max[/b]imally dumb |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 3:05pm On Aug 30, 2023 |
johnw47:Lol. You won't engage me but you'll engage your fellow dumb JW theists. You know you'll run outta Nairaland if you try me. You just don't have that mental capacity. Anyway, ciao. |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 11:05pm On Aug 30, 2023*. Modified: 2:08am On Aug 31, 2023 |
jaephoenix:most dum and no test-is for truth, atheist i showed your blindness in my post, i showed that you were wrong, what else was there to reply to, see how dum you are, you as dum as false jw's 1Co 14:33 For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints why would i want to chat with a dum atheist as yourself, u r as puffed up as mad max thinking you are clever when it can be seen just how big a dope you are johnw47: oh duh, dum atheist dope |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:47am On Aug 31, 2023 |
Bible is not yours yet you spent the whole day and night talking about what is written in it. Ọmọ you're really really dumb o! ![]() |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 6:42am On Aug 31, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse:Ecc_7:6 For as the crackling of thorn bushes under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool lost false jw mad max, your jehovah is less than all mighty, as you say and your jehovah is less than all knowing as you also say and you are also right about atheist dope being really really dumb o, like you your god false jw mad max is the devil: Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies. The Christians Jehovah is: Almighty Jehovah, all knowing Jehovah |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:06am On Aug 31, 2023 |
Fool! My posts here are directed to jaephoenix not you. I'm not having any discussion with you but if you want to dare me start your own thread and tag me. johnw47: jaephoenix:That's the OP if you have anything to say face him i'm not interested in whatever gibberish you want to type! |
| Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 8:55am On Aug 31, 2023 |
MaxInDHouse:Mat 5:22 But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother shall be guilty before the court; and whoever says to his brother, 'You good-for-nothing,' shall be guilty before the supreme court; and whoever says, 'You fool,' shall be guilty enough to go into the fiery hell. oh duh most dum and lost false jw mad max your post was directed to jaephoenix, and my post was directed to you, gee you so so dum, aren't you tag you, so funny, you puffed up like atheist dope oh know nothing, you don't even know that the Christians Jehovah is all powerful and all knowing your father the devil didn't know that Jehovah is all powerful either but he found out when he tried to make himself equal with Jehovah, didn't he dum dum: Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies. |
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