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Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:12pm On Aug 27, 2023
jaephoenix:
Bro, your ignorance of everything around you sometimes make me think you actually love ignorance.
Philosophical atheist thought began to appear in Europe and Asia in the sixth or fifth century BCE. Way before dictionaries were written. So they didn't start 200 years ago like your ignorant mind or Kingdom Hall pastors told you.
Lets assume atheism started 200 years ago and theists wrote dictionaries, do you think they would insert their theist thoughts into it? Lemme give you an example(since your brain is sawdust). If I believe as a Christian that Yahweh created man would I put in the dictionary? Would I write that prayers answers all our problems?
You're just stupid but forming intelligent! cheesy

When it comes to dictionaries different religionists come together so whatever they can't agree upon will not be included.

That's why they are able agree on your Omni stuff even though it doesn't appear in any religious book! wink
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:15pm On Aug 27, 2023
jaephoenix:
Lol. What facts am I dodging? grin
Omni stuffs doesn't appear in the Bible so it's your pastors that infused such applications in your brains and now that you've come to face reality you're dodging the fact that it doesn't appear in any Bible! wink
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by sonmvayina(m): 6:07pm On Aug 27, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
And what's the essence of COMMANDMENTS? grin
Yo guide people yo make better choices..

And for men yo live in peace ...
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:14pm On Aug 27, 2023
sonmvayina:
Yo guide people yo make better choices..
And for men yo live in peace ...
That's exactly what we are doing as JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES!

So any further need for commandments? cheesy

Ọmọ humble yourself and learn!

Before the commandments there were faithful servants of God like Abel, Enoch, Noah, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob, Joseph, Job and many more. Are you saying they're doomed for not knowing your hopeless Torah?

Faith comes first so faith has triumphed above any law! Galatians 5:22-23 wink
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:23am On Aug 29, 2023
cornelboy:
After I said perfect, you still asked me that 🙂
Don't make it sound as if you're lecturing me.
Do you understand that your ways doesn't include the future?

Fast forward to the main question abeg
Did you read my last post, or you just love repeating what's inside your brain, like a robot?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:25am On Aug 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Ọmọ quote Omni stuff word for word in the Bible! smiley
Right. Lemme repeat myself.
Is Yahweh/Jehovah all loving?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:27am On Aug 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
You're just stupid but forming intelligent! cheesy

When it comes to dictionaries different religionists come together so whatever they can't agree upon will not be included.

That's why they are able agree on your Omni stuff even though it doesn't appear in any religious book! wink
Actually, omni as a word isn't in the Bible. Whats in the bible is all knowing/loving/powerful.
So lemme ask, did you learn synonyms in kindergarten. Or were you in your Kingdom Hall when it was being taught?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 9:41am On Aug 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Omni stuffs doesn't appear in the Bible so it's your pastors that infused such applications in your brains and now that you've come to face reality you're dodging the fact that it doesn't appear in any Bible! wink
I ask again. Did you skip kindergarten?
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 9:57am On Aug 29, 2023
jaephoenix:
Actually, omni as a word isn't in the Bible. Whats in the bible is all knowing/loving/powerful.
Did God Himself said these things or his servants?

That's what you're missing because the all knowing/loving/powerful is within what they know not what God said about Himself.

I have quoted what God Himself said but you keep dodging the fact so continue crying for all i care! wink
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 11:09am On Aug 29, 2023
jaephoenix:
Did you read my last post, or you just love repeating what's inside your brain, like a robot?
Lol was this my last comment to your last post?

Seems you woke up at the wrong side of the bed today. Open your eyes and check my last comment.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:09pm On Aug 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Did God Himself said these things or his servants?

That's what you're missing because the all knowing/loving/powerful is within what they know not what God said about Himself.

I have quoted what God Himself said but you keep dodging the fact so continue crying for all i care! wink
Please quote what Yahweh said
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 12:10pm On Aug 29, 2023
cornelboy:
Lol was this my last comment to your last post?

Seems you woke up at the wrong side of the bed today. Open your eyes and check my last comment.
Your last comment was 'perfect'. Thats a phrase that doesn't convey any meaning
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 12:19pm On Aug 29, 2023
jaephoenix:
Please quote what Yahweh said
How many times do i have to quote Him?

OK i will do it again so as to show you your folly!

Then Jehovah said: “The outcry against Sodʹom and Go·morʹrah is indeed great, and their sin is very heavy. I will go down to see whether they are acting according to the outcry that has reached me. And if not, I can get to know it." Genesis 18:20-21

“Do not harm the boy, and do not do anything at all to him, for now I do know that you are God-fearing because you have not withheld your son, your only one, from me.” Genesis 22:12

Now use your brain to reason well if your Omni stuff fit in to the description of the one speaking in those verses! smiley
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by cornelboy(f): 12:34pm On Aug 29, 2023
cornelboy jaephoenix:
All my ways can only be in the present. My ways can never be in the future that I haven't lived.
My present ways can surely affect my future and I could even change my ways in the future.
That's the reality.

If you don't have anything else to say, I guess that's it.
This was my last comment.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by Aemmyjah(m): 5:49pm On Aug 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
How many times do i have to quote Him?

OK i will do it again so as to show you your folly!

Then Jehovah said: “The outcry against Sodʹom and Go·morʹrah is indeed great, and their sin is very heavy. I will go down to see whether they are acting according to the outcry that has reached me. And if not, I can get to know it." Genesis 18:20-21

“Do not harm the boy, and do not do anything at all to him, for now I do know that you are God-fearing because you have not withheld your son, your only one, from me.” Genesis 22:12

Now use your brain to reason well if your Omni stuff fit in to the description of the one speaking in those verses! smiley
grin grin grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by Aemmyjah(m): 5:50pm On Aug 29, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
How many times do i have to quote Him?

OK i will do it again so as to show you your folly!

Then Jehovah said: “The outcry against Sodʹom and Go·morʹrah is indeed great, and their sin is very heavy. I will go down to see whether they are acting according to the outcry that has reached me. And if not, I can get to know it." Genesis 18:20-21

“Do not harm the boy, and do not do anything at all to him, for now I do know that you are God-fearing because you have not withheld your son, your only one, from me.” Genesis 22:12

Now use your brain to reason well if your Omni stuff fit in to the description of the one speaking in those verses! smiley
Sometimes when you give them an answer, that is when their brain stop comprehending what they read
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 6:14pm On Aug 29, 2023
Aemmyjah:
Sometimes when you give them an answer, that is when their brain stop comprehending what they read
His Omni stuff got stuck with those verses i suppose! cheesy
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47:
a Christian would preach Christ and salvation
false jw's preach: the weaknesses of Jehovah, which is of course lies

1Jn 2:23 Whosoever denieth the Son, the same hath not the Father (and vice versa)

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 11:38pm On Aug 29, 2023
Gen 18:20  And the LORD said, "The outcry of Sodom and Gomorrah is indeed great, and their sin is exceedingly grave. 
Gen 18:21  "I will go down now, and see if they have done entirely according to its outcry, which has come to Me; and if not, I will know." 

Gen 22:12  He said, "Do not stretch out your hand against the lad, and do nothing to him; for now I know that you fear God, since you have not withheld your son, your only son, from Me."



Jehovah of course knew that the sin against sodom and gomorrah was exceedingly grave, He said so before hand, and wanted to see first hand Himself before destroying them

Jehovah of course knew before hand that abraham was God fearing and would even sacrifice his son if Jehovah said to,
Jehovah tested abraham to prove and strenghen his faith, it was for abraham's benefit not because Jehovah didn't know


but you false jw's believe Jehovah doesn't know things before hand, and you false jw don't believe Almighty Jehovah is all mighty etc. etc.

you so called Jehovah's witnesses are the great, Jehovah deniers
imagine a so called Jehovah's witness teaching that Jehovah is not all knowing, is not all powerful, what followers of the devil you are:

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47:
so called Jehovah's witnesses do not know Jehovah, and of course how can they
without the Holy Spirit living in them, who they think is just an impersonal force

false jw's often talk down Almighty Jehovah, while they puff themselves up,
telling how good they are
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:40am On Aug 30, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
How many times do i have to quote Him?

OK i will do it again so as to show you your folly!

Then Jehovah said: “The outcry against Sodʹom and Go·morʹrah is indeed great, and their sin is very heavy. I will go down to see whether they are acting according to the outcry that has reached me. And if not, I can get to know it." Genesis 18:20-21

“Do not harm the boy, and do not do anything at all to him, for now I do know that you are God-fearing because you have not withheld your son, your only one, from me.” Genesis 22:12

Now use your brain to reason well if your Omni stuff fit in to the description of the one speaking in those verses! smiley
Lol. The joke's on you.
If you read through my first post, I posted all these same verses you quoted, describing how the Buybull is contradictory. The same buybull said Yahweh is all knowing, didn't it? Abi you cherrypick the ones wey u go take?
Lol! These JWs are dumber than wet stones grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:42am On Aug 30, 2023
Aemmyjah:
Sometimes when you give them an answer, that is when their brain stop comprehending what they read
Obviously you just jumped in, dummy. Read this thread from the beginning. Its about how the buybull is crappy, and you guys just shot yourself in the foot by reiterating the fact, that its indeed crappy grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 10:44am On Aug 30, 2023
johnw47:
Gen 18:20  And the LORD said, "The outcry of Sodom and Gomorrah is indeed great, and their sin is exceedingly grave. 
Gen 18:21  "I will go down now, and see if they have done entirely according to its outcry, which has come to Me; and if not, I will know." 

Gen 22:12  He said, "Do not stretch out your hand against the lad, and do nothing to him; for now I know that you fear God, since you have not withheld your son, your only son, from Me."



Jehovah of course knew that the sin against sodom and gomorrah was exceedingly grave, He said so before hand, and wanted to see first hand Himself before destroying them

Jehovah of course knew before hand that abraham was God fearing and would even sacrifice his son if Jehovah said to,
Jehovah tested abraham to prove and strenghen his faith, it was for abraham's benefit not because Jehovah didn't know


but you false jw's believe Jehovah doesn't know things before hand, and you false jw don't believe Almighty Jehovah is all mighty etc. etc.

you so called Jehovah's witnesses are the great, Jehovah deniers
imagine a so called Jehovah's witness teaching that Jehovah is not all knowing, is not all powerful, what followers of the devil you are:

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
I thought u said you won't engage JWs or atheists? What happened?
Now you have jumped in and yarned complete rubbish. So the trial of Abraham killing his son is for Abraham's benefit? How? Lol! grin
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 10:54am On Aug 30, 2023
jaephoenix:
Lol. The joke's on you.
If you read through my first post, I posted all these same verses you quoted, describing how the Buybull is contradictory. The same buybull said Yahweh is all knowing, didn't it? Abi you cherrypick the ones wey u go take?
Lol! These JWs are dumber than wet stones grin
So you pick what you want to believe in the Bible while i too pick mine no wahala! cheesy
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47:
jaephoenix:
I thought u said you won't engage JWs or atheists? What happened?
oh duh, dum atheist dope

i sometimes post to false jw's and you atheists to show up the lies, like i have said many times

jaephoenix: Now you have jumped in and yarned complete rubbish. So the trial of Abraham killing his son is for Abraham's benefit? How? Lol! grin
Ecc_7:6  For as the crackling of thorn bushes under a pot, So is the laughter of the fool


gee you so dum, aren't you

as i already said blinded dum dum: to prove and strengthen his faith:

2 Corinthians 4:4
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them


see how you atheist dopes and false jw's have things in common:

dumbness and denying Almighty Jehovah
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 3:03pm On Aug 30, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
So you pick what you want to believe in the Bible while i too pick mine no wahala! cheesy
Lol. And you keep on reinforcing the believe that your own buybull(not mine) is indeed filled with gaffes. Cutting off your nose to spite your face.
Lol. JWs are [b]Max[/b]imally dumb
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by jaephoenix(op): 3:05pm On Aug 30, 2023
johnw47:
oh duh, dum atheist dope

i sometimes post to false jw's and you atheists to show up the lies, like i have said many times



Ecc_7:6  For as the crackling of thorn bushes under a pot, So is the laughter of the fool


gee you so dum, aren't you

as i already said blinded dum dum: to prove and strengthen his faith:

2 Corinthians 4:4
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them


see how you atheist dopes and false jw's have things in common:

dumbness and denying Almighty Jehovah
Lol. You won't engage me but you'll engage your fellow dumb JW theists. You know you'll run outta Nairaland if you try me. You just don't have that mental capacity.
Anyway, ciao.
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47:
jaephoenix:
Lol. You won't engage me but you'll engage your fellow dumb JW theists. You know you'll run outta Nairaland if you try me. You just don't have that mental capacity.
Anyway, ciao.
most dum and no test-is for truth, atheist

i showed your blindness in my post, i showed that you were wrong, what else was there to reply to,
see how dum you are, you as dum as false jw's

1Co 14:33  For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints


why would i want to chat with a dum atheist as yourself, u r as puffed up as mad max thinking
you are clever when it can be seen just how big a dope you are

johnw47: oh duh, dum atheist dope

i sometimes post to false jw's and you atheists to show up the lies, like i have said many times



Ecc_7:6  For as the crackling of thorn bushes under a pot, So is the laughter of the fool


gee you so dum, aren't you

as i already said blinded dum dum: to prove and strengthen his faith:

2 Corinthians 4:4
In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them


see how you atheist dopes and false jw's have things in common:

dumbness and denying Almighty Jehovah
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 5:47am On Aug 31, 2023
Bible is not yours yet you spent the whole day and night talking about what is written in it.

Ọmọ you're really really dumb o! cheesy
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 6:42am On Aug 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Bible is not yours yet you spent the whole day and night talking about what is written in it.
Ọmọ you're really really dumb o! cheesy
Ecc_7:6  For as the crackling of thorn bushes under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool


lost false jw mad max, your jehovah is less than all mighty, as you say
and your jehovah is less than all knowing as you also say

and you are also right about atheist dope being really really dumb o, like you


your god false jw mad max is the devil:

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.



The Christians Jehovah is: Almighty Jehovah, all knowing Jehovah
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by MaxInDHouse(m): 7:06am On Aug 31, 2023
Fool!

My posts here are directed to jaephoenix not you.

I'm not having any discussion with you but if you want to dare me start your own thread and tag me.

johnw47:
Ecc_7:6  For as the crackling of thorn bushes under a pot, so is the laughter of the fool
lost false jw mad max, your jehovah is less than all mighty, as you say
and your jehovah is less than all knowing as you also say
and you are also right about atheist dope being really really dumb o, like you
your god false jw mad max is the devil:
Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
The Christians Jehovah is: Almighty Jehovah, all knowing Jehovah
jaephoenix:
Lol. You won't engage me but you'll engage your fellow dumb JW theists. You know you'll run outta Nairaland if you try me. You just don't have that mental capacity.
Anyway, ciao.
That's the OP if you have anything to say face him i'm not interested in whatever gibberish you want to type!
Re: The Book Of Bible Gaffes by johnw47: 8:55am On Aug 31, 2023
MaxInDHouse:
Fool!
My posts here are directed to jaephoenix not you.
I'm not having any discussion with you but if you want to dare me start your own thread and tag me.
Mat 5:22  But I say to you that everyone who is angry with his brother shall be guilty before the court; and whoever says to his brother, 'You good-for-nothing,' shall be guilty before the supreme court; and whoever says, 'You fool,' shall be guilty enough to go into the fiery hell.



oh duh most dum and lost false jw mad max

your post was directed to jaephoenix,
and my post was directed to you, gee you so so dum, aren't you

tag you, so funny, you puffed up like atheist dope oh know nothing,
you don't even know that the Christians Jehovah is all powerful and all knowing

your father the devil didn't know that Jehovah is all powerful either
but he found out when he tried to make himself equal with Jehovah, didn't he dum dum:

Joh 8:44 You are of your father the devil, and you want to do the desires of your father. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth because there is no truth in him. Whenever he speaks a lie, that is his natural way of speaking, for he is a liar and the father of lies.
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