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Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by pope191:
Gentlelife50:
People can't just pass without hitting your car, what's wrong with Nigerians?
Na waaooo, even adults won't keep their hands one place.
One even hit the side mirror as if they have been quarreling before, this Tinubu Lagos sef.
lol… school children never resume you don deh complain. Try park for any place wey public school children just close. You no go even fit talk.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:52am On Sep 01, 2023
Gentlelife50:
People can't just pass without hitting your car, what's wrong with Nigerians?
Na waaooo, even adults won't keep their hands one place.
One even hit the side mirror as if they have been quarreling before, this Tinubu Lagos sef.
You mean you never Learn defensive driving all this years ? Your car won’t break down or have scratches at all huh.
Learn to sleep during car wash or major repairs so you can be at alert ( u only need 7 hrs of sleep everyday).

All d tips we were learning on dis thread but gbas gbos won’t let newbie learn

Learn defensive driving - Lagos drivers

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/slow-lol-zoom.gif
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Ceenelly(m): 10:52am On Sep 01, 2023
Pearl1910:
Buy car charger. Even a brand new phone cannot work morning till evening with those Apps running without it draining off.
Ok thanks
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by TheModerator: 10:53am On Sep 01, 2023
tojahh:
Another month end and evidence don show. People wey say them dey work for KMPG and Congo even Tinubu Lagos no go see evidence show us now o.

Na to come here dey shout say their job get money pass Bolt work yen yen yen. If you ask for evidence now them go begin compare themselves with Dangote say even HR no sabi the salary of anybody for their company.

I will always say it. Show evidence or Getat grin
It's KPMG not "KMPG". Bush man!
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 10:57am On Sep 01, 2023
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 11:05am On Sep 01, 2023
BAZ001:
You mean you never Learn defensive driving all this years ? Your car won’t break down or have scratches at all huh.
Learn to sleep during car wash or major repairs so you can be at alert ( u only need 7 hrs of sleep everyday).

All d tips we were learning on dis thread but gbas gbos won’t let newbie learn

Learn defensive driving - Lagos drivers

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/slow-lol-zoom.gif
Guy I don repent, I no dey do those things again.
I want to be raking 800k like Pearl, no dey deceive me again.
For one hour now no reasonable trips, just 1,2 or other nonsense nonsense requests on indriver, shey na like this nama go use leg take reach umuahia.
grin
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 11:07am On Sep 01, 2023
pope191:
lol… school children never resume you don deh complain. Try park for any place wey public school children your close. You no go even fit talk.
Baba u know them, those school children own worse, and no apology even when they notice you are in the car
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m): 11:13am On Sep 01, 2023
Gentlelife50:
People can't just pass without hitting your car, what's wrong with Nigerians?
Na waaooo, even adults won't keep their hands one place.
One even hit the side mirror as if they have been quarreling before, this Tinubu Lagos sef.
Not only lagos, it happens here in ph too. Very annoying.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 11:24am On Sep 01, 2023
BAZ001:
You mean you never Learn defensive driving all this years ? Your car won’t break down or have scratches at all huh.
Learn to sleep during car wash or major repairs so you can be at alert ( u only need 7 hrs of sleep everyday).

All d tips we were learning on dis thread but gbas gbos won’t let newbie learn

Learn defensive driving - Lagos drivers

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/slow-lol-zoom.gif
these years is the correct word not this years
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Gentlelife50(m): 11:35am On Sep 01, 2023
ksmart027:
Not only lagos, it happens here in ph too. Very annoying.
Very annoying, even the ones that have bags or grocery or hand bags will make sure it touches your car.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by BAZ001: 11:37am On Sep 01, 2023
Gentlelife50:
Guy I don repent, I no dey do those things again.
I want to be raking 800k like Pearl, no dey deceive me again.
For one hour now no reasonable trips, just 1,2 or other nonsense nonsense requests on indriver, shey na like this nama go use leg take reach umuahia.
grin
Just Join the millionaire telegram group.
cos it looks like you are the only one complaining while others are making millions in dis Tinubu Lagos huh
Have you tried anywhere belle face ?
Have u tried driving 4am to 9am ?
Have u tried going to Akute, agbado, okokomaikohuh Since it’s all about time n money.

This is ember month target is 2Million per month till December

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by tojahh(m): 12:25pm On Sep 01, 2023
TheModerator:
It's KPMG not "KMPG". Bush man!
Hahaha do you have evidence or you wanna Getat grin

City man without evidence
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrReeseG(m): 12:59pm On Sep 01, 2023
Abeg
Wetin I fit do this person, e dey do me like make I nack am wheel spanner for head.
"I'm coming out now" for close to 20mins.
Call she no pick, message she no reply.

And I don too decline trip requests today

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 1:29pm On Sep 01, 2023
pope191:
Why you won carry trip come here? You deh see me for Ketu? Abeg make everybody deh em lane. Trip wey never do us. If you see traffic for Berger yesterday, e reach 5 hours
No vex, baba.
You know they say there's love in sharing.
5hrs traffic kó, 100hrs traffic ni.
Henceforth, Ojodu Berger is a goal. tongue

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by konkoabove: 2:47pm On Sep 01, 2023
MrReeseG:
Abeg
Wetin I fit do this person, e dey do me like make I nack am wheel spanner for head.
"I'm coming out now" for close to 20mins.
Call she no pick, message she no reply.

And I don too decline trip requests today
Did you later cancel the order?
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ksmart027(m):
Glithronix:
No vex, baba.
You know they say there's love in sharing.
5hrs traffic kó, 100hrs traffic ni.
Henceforth, Ojodu Berger is a goal. tongue
Bros nawa oo, i don't wait more than 10 minutes. Five minutes of normal waiting time, i call the rider to remind them that I am still waiting, and if you are not out in the next time five minutes i cancel the ride and move simple.
No vex baba, wrong quote. Much respect boss.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Qoopman(m): 3:21pm On Sep 01, 2023
ahmedio2017:
Are you in Ilorin?
I’m not in Ilorin, but wants to move there if it’s feasible
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by ahmedio2017(m): 3:39pm On Sep 01, 2023
Qoopman:
I’m not in Ilorin, but wants to move there if it’s feasible
Let's connect on WhatsApp
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrReeseG(m): 3:43pm On Sep 01, 2023
konkoabove:
Did you later cancel the order?
Kolomentality!!!
I don report am give support

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Larry1960: 4:09pm On Sep 01, 2023
Happy New month to all the hustlers
May you guys continue to prosper in the hustle
More money to una aza cool

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Wanbissaka: 4:17pm On Sep 01, 2023
Larry1960:
Happy New month to all the hustlers
May you guys continue to prosper in the hustle
More money to una aza cool
Same to you 🤲🏻
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by wiseone28: 4:34pm On Sep 01, 2023
Larry1960:
Happy New month to all the hustlers
May you guys continue to prosper in the hustle
More money to una aza cool
Chai see meal

Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dav1002(m): 4:42pm On Sep 01, 2023
Pearl1910:
It's month end. Did u meet your target for the month?
I worked for 3 weeks this month and I met mine. This is asides Indrive earnings and numerous offline trips that amounts to over 100k.

Tomorrow is the start of new month. Perfect time to start/restart your goal chasing. If u met your goals, spoil urself a little and continue chasing ur target from tomorrow. We meuve!!!
Hmm....

I sure say the odometer of that your car don stop to dey read


Na the person wey go buy your car as naija used I pity

Much respect veteran pearl
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Glithronix: 4:51pm On Sep 01, 2023
ksmart027:
Bros nawa oo, i don't wait more than 10 minutes. Five minutes of normal waiting time, i call the rider to remind them that I am still waiting, and if you are not out in the next time five minutes i cancel the ride and move simple.
No vex baba, wrong quote. Much respect boss.
For you to quote the wrong person, the thing really enter your body well-well. grin
Na so some of our people be. They can he very annoying some times.
Him ordered for a ride and forgot? grin
Some human beings sha.
It is well, baba.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by konkoabove: 6:08pm On Sep 01, 2023
MrReeseG:
Kolomentality!!!
I don report am give support
Sorry about the experience bro. It's not worth it to wait that long especially when the rider is not responding.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Greatn3ss: 6:12pm On Sep 01, 2023
MrReeseG:
Kolomentality!!!
I don report am give support
This thing can pain ehh
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Pearl1910:
dav1002:
Hmm....

I sure say the odometer of that your car don stop to dey read


Na the person wey go buy your car as naija used I pity

Much respect veteran pearl
My car is better than many toks in d market. If u think I drive a lemon u must be on kolos.
My car is in excellent condition, I don't joke with my tool. Engine on synthetic oil is still doing 10km/litre. No check engine light on dash, catalysts are still intact, AC chills like cold room. Noiseless suspension, interior still shining and smells like heaven, no body rust, just a few bumper and fender scratches. Whoever will end up buying this car when I decide to sell it will be most lucky among buyers of naija used cars.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Doris4ever(m):
Beautiful day to all investors here on nairaland.

If you have a car parked, you are not driving it. Why not allow the car to make you and I money.

Investor/partner who is ready to buy a car and put it on rental or HP depending on the investors preference is welcome.

I will handle the car with utmost care, I have basic background knowledge in vehicle maintenance.

I am ready to pay weekly depending on our agreement.

I will provide verifiable guarantor as needed.

I live in a gated compound, car security is guaranteed.

Location is Lagos

WhatsApp/call - 07025326910
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by dapotemi: 8:13pm On Sep 01, 2023
TheModerator:
It's KPMG not "KMPG". Bush man!
LMAO....
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by MrReeseG(m): 9:19pm On Sep 01, 2023
I don jam another werey "I'm coming" customer
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by vivalavida(m): 9:32pm On Sep 01, 2023
TheModerator:
It's KPMG not "KMPG". Bush man!
Damn, you really made me laugh.
Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by Nobody: 9:44pm On Sep 01, 2023
Pearl1910:
It's month end. Did u meet your target for the month?
I worked for 3 weeks this month and I met mine. This is asides Indrive earnings and numerous offline trips that amounts to over 100k.

Tomorrow is the start of new month. Perfect time to start/restart your goal chasing. If u met your goals, spoil urself a little and continue chasing ur target from tomorrow. We meuve!!!
2m go sure you for December period o
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