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How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 5:49pm On Sep 11, 2023
HOW I WASTED MONEY ON MouthAction

I was bored yesterday, and restless too.
So I went to see a friend.
I left friend's place around 9pm.
I already knew I wasn't going back home immediately.

So I took a detour to Allen Avenue/Opebi Ikeja, Lagos.

Parked in front of Pekas bar, I strolled around, then came back to drive around the whole areas to catch a glimpse of all the runs girls standing around the area.

They were too many.

I guess it's because it was a Sunday night.

SEVEN MOUTH ACTIONS

I wasn't Hot at all. I have low libido.
I am sick but can't say exactly what it is. Maybe malaria.

However, I didn't want the opportunity to waste.

I had to improvise.

I did some window shopping of runs girls.

Then I got about 7 women to give me blow jobs in the car.

I bargained 2k each. They collected it reluctantly. The hoes were just average or below sef in looks.

I would just pick them, then park along the road or in front of an office, switch off the engine. The car was tinted too.

Then I would recline the driver's seat while they bend over to get my manhood.😂

Some of the girls wanted more money before I could touch their breasts.

Some baulked at the idea of touching their breasts on just 2k alone.

"You no wan pay better money but you wan enjoy"

"Pay better money naa."

"Do you want Bleep. Pay let me do you well."

I declined because I wouldn't even sleep with any of them for free.
I am preserving my sperm abeg.😂

In all the blow jobs, I didn't cum. It was deliberate.
I would distract myself if I sensed the urge to cum.


If I did cum, it would have made me not to enjoy others.

My manhood would have been very flaccid too because I wasn't even Hot.

Some were even asking for 15k, 10k just for blow jobs o.
These girls are geeedy

I didn't enjoy it well because I wasn't Hot. And because some of the girls did sloppy jobs at it.

My mind was just making comparisons.

The blow jobs were like 30% of the type I receive from my girls.

Some of my girls used to suck me to heaven, sucking a way all my sorrows.
In fact, my girls get wet when they suck me.

Forget, nothing like normal girls with feelings.

Hook up isn't for me at all.

So that's how I wasted 14k on 7 different women.
Yes that's not wise.😂
But I just wanted to experiment shaa.

I wanted something new and different.

I WON'T TRY SUCH AGAIN!

STRIP CLUB

At around 12:30 am. I started looking for a strip club.

Remember I visited Ocean Blue strip club the last time.

So I wanted something different.

I was directed to Classic strip club

I paid 2k entrance fee and sat down.

It was a bit scanty.

Only two of the girls caught my fancy.

And none disturbed me to give me lap dances, unlike at Ocean Blue.

I watched them dance, twerk etc.

I didn't want to buy anything, so I told them I was still waiting for someone.

It was now around 3 am.

I was already sleepy and was sleeping in snatches.

I drove back to Pekas and sat there.

I saw one girl and requested for her number, adding that I would love to meet her later.
She was from same local government.

She gave it to me reluctantly because of that sef.

Normally, many runs girls don't like giving out numbers especially if you don't want to carry them at that time.

What could be the reasoning behind that?

Well, I deleted the number because it would be a distraction.

I don't feel anything for hoes.


And hoes don't value money. They don't appreciate what you give them.
And don't have feelings like normal girls.

You can't be fucking around and still have normal feelings.

At about 5 am, I headed home.

I got to Ikeja under bridge by Oba Akran and saw some girls outside again.

I parked and learnt it was a club-- CLUB ROYALE.

I heard it's one of the biggest in Lagos mainland.
And you guys didn't tell me.

Una don dey hide updates o😂😂




POLICE were everywhere around that axis.

About 4 different teams stopped me. And one team wanted to misbehave.

Thank God for small grace and Identification that helps at times.

TAX COLLECTORS

It costs a lot to drive "big cars" in Lagos.

Boys would be everywhere hailing you in a bid to get tips.

But it comes with lots of respect mehn.
Even police sef go dey loyal.

I learnt it's same way even in America.

The world worships money. Well, money answereth all things!

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by iammo(m): 5:59pm On Sep 11, 2023
Intresting

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Whazar(m): 6:05pm On Sep 11, 2023
. Abeg make Una dey rate us small now

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 6:07pm On Sep 11, 2023
Whazar:
. Abeg make Una dey rate us small now

How?
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 6:07pm On Sep 11, 2023
iammo:
Intresting

I won't try it again

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by dontrulee: 6:11pm On Sep 11, 2023
Well-done.
Na your money
Na your life, enjoy.
But I think saying all these things are childish. What's the lesson to draw from here boss? That you wasted money? grin grin

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by viyon02: 6:14pm On Sep 11, 2023
Nice scrip, but choice of secting was not too pleasing.
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 6:19pm On Sep 11, 2023
dontrulee:
Well-done.
Na your money
Na your life, enjoy.
But I think saying all these things are childish. What's the lesson to draw from here boss? That you wasted money? grin grin

Yes,so you too won't do it

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 6:21pm On Sep 11, 2023
viyon02:
Nice scrip, but choice of secting was not too pleasing.

If you live in Lagos, you would have known all the places mentioned.

This thing happened yesterday.
So what's doubtful about it?
Or is it because it was detailed.

Go check my previous posts.

Those that know my old account know this is the way I write.

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Angrygoat: 6:39pm On Sep 11, 2023
Lies. With how many litres of fuel. Go sleep
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by dontrulee: 6:42pm On Sep 11, 2023
Serendipity2023:


Yes,so you too won't do it

Why I no go do am?
You wan enjoy life alone? grin
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by aremubabs: 6:51pm On Sep 11, 2023
Taking Mouth Gig from several women?



My guy, you are finished o.



Your body must be swimming in venereal diseases of every kind.

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by viyon02: 6:52pm On Sep 11, 2023
Serendipity2023:


If you live in Lagos, you would have known all the places mentioned.

This thing happened yesterday.
So what's doubtful about it?
Or is it because it was detailed.

Go check my previous posts.

Those that know my old account know this is the way I write.

Hahahahaha just check my name you will know am truly a lagosian, I well know these areas you mentioned, infact "Oba Akran way" abi? C.D Akran was late king from Badagry and he was crownd by my grandpa so the road was named after him. My point is, not all lagosians live that way.
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Abifarin16: 6:56pm On Sep 11, 2023
Rubbish.
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 7:17pm On Sep 11, 2023
aremubabs:
Taking Mouth Gig from several women?



My guy, you are finished o.



Your body must be swimming in venereal diseases of every kind.

Low risk

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 7:18pm On Sep 11, 2023
viyon02:
Hahahahaha just check my name you will know am truly a lagosian, I well know these areas you mentioned, infact "Oba Akran way" abi? C.D Akran was late king from Badagry and he was crownd by my grandpa so the road was named after him. My point is, not all lagosians live that way.

You sounded as if the story was fabricated, hence my response.

Now you are saying a different thing.

Either you lack clarity of mind or expression.

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 7:18pm On Sep 11, 2023
dontrulee:


Why I no go do am?
You wan enjoy life alone? grin

Lol
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Balablue64: 7:44pm On Sep 11, 2023
Wait you mean, they sucked your dick for 2k? That's very cheap Besides herpes and warts can be contacted by MouthAction. YOU have girl and you are allowing olosho to suck your prick, Tụfịakwa! Its better you wear condom and fork pussi than to suck you.

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 7:50pm On Sep 11, 2023
Balablue64:
Wait you mean, they sucked your dick for 2k? That's very cheap
Besides herpes and warts can be contacted by MouthAction.
YOU have girl and you are allowing olosho to suck your prick, Tụfịakwa!
Its better you wear condom and fork pussi than to suck you.

Low risk
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by DaddyCoool: 8:00pm On Sep 11, 2023
Serendipity2023:
HOW I WASTED MONEY ON MouthAction

Some of you folks are so STINGY!!!
And you even mentioned you have money.
I have nothing but pity for those girls, especially the not-pretty ones. I give them money for free if perchance I come in contact with them (though I have to admit it makes them suspicious and sometimes angry, and one or two have actually refused to take free money!)
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by viyon02: 8:42pm On Sep 11, 2023
Serendipity2023:


You sounded as if the story was fabricated, hence my response.

Now you are saying a different thing.

Either you lack clarity of mind or expression.
Oga, my points is you sounded as if that is the normal way of living in Lagos, if that is your way you do live in Lagos change your way. It is not something to be proud of, were you adopted or something? Common face the fact now.

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 9:13pm On Sep 11, 2023
DaddyCoool:


Some of you folks are so STINGY!!!
And you even mentioned you have money.
I have nothing but pity for those girls, especially the not-pretty ones. I give them money for free if perchance I come in contact with them (though I have to admit it makes them suspicious and sometimes angry, and one or two have actually refused to take free money!)

Stingy how?

And why do you give them money?

Why not give to hawkers in traffic.

You think those girls appreciate your money?

They don't appreciate anything because they don't work.

Give same money to old women hawking in traffic instead.

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by brain54(m): 9:22pm On Sep 11, 2023
You sound like child of doom…

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by OgaTheTop2: 9:34pm On Sep 11, 2023
Congratulations.. You are very smart.
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 10:07pm On Sep 11, 2023
brain54:
You sound like child of doom…
lol
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by MrAgbako: 11:28pm On Sep 11, 2023
Looks like ChildofDoom kinda topic😂
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by DaddyCoool: 12:24am On Sep 12, 2023
Serendipity2023:


Stingy how?

And why do you give them money?

Why not give to hawkers in traffic.

You think those girls appreciate your money?

They don't appreciate anything because they don't work.

Give same money to old women hawking in traffic instead.

I give to those too and I don't go out of my way to give them money, but I've been in situations.
if a wretched-looking girl I wouldn't touch with a pole is desperately trying to sell me mouth for 2K, I'd give her that or more (if she would take it!)

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Aaaaarghmed(m): 1:47am On Sep 12, 2023
Funny write up,I dont even get hard knowing that this is an Olosho.
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Jjhunt(m): 4:02am On Sep 12, 2023
14k for the just BJ you need to be checked

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Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Smartguyboy(m): 4:47am On Sep 12, 2023
Serendipity2023:
HOW I WASTED MONEY ON MouthAction

I was bored yesterday, and restless too.
So I went to see a friend.
I left friend's place around 9pm.
I already knew I wasn't going back home immediately.

So I took a detour to Allen Avenue/Opebi Ikeja, Lagos.

Parked in front of Pekas bar, I strolled around, then came back to drive around the whole areas to catch a glimpse of all the runs girls standing around the area.

They were too many.

I guess it's because it was a Sunday night.

SEVEN MOUTH ACTIONS

I wasn't Hot at all. I have low libido.
I am sick but can't say exactly what it is. Maybe malaria.

However, I didn't want the opportunity to waste.

I had to improvise.

I did some window shopping of runs girls.

Then I got about 7 women to give me blow jobs in the car.

I bargained 2k each. They collected it reluctantly. The hoes were just average or below sef in looks.

I would just pick them, then park along the road or in front of an office, switch off the engine. The car was tinted too.

Then I would recline the driver's seat while they bend over to get my manhood.😂

Some of the girls wanted more money before I could touch their breasts.

Some baulked at the idea of touching their breasts on just 2k alone.

"You no wan pay better money but you wan enjoy"

"Pay better money naa."

"Do you want Bleep. Pay let me do you well."

I declined because I wouldn't even sleep with any of them for free.
I am preserving my sperm abeg.😂

In all the blow jobs, I didn't cum. It was deliberate.
I would distract myself if I sensed the urge to cum.


If I did cum, it would have made me not to enjoy others.

My manhood would have been very flaccid too because I wasn't even Hot.

Some were even asking for 15k, 10k just for blow jobs o.
These girls are geeedy

I didn't enjoy it well because I wasn't Hot. And because some of the girls did sloppy jobs at it.

My mind was just making comparisons.

The blow jobs were like 30% of the type I receive from my girls.

Some of my girls used to suck me to heaven, sucking a way all my sorrows.
In fact, my girls get wet when they suck me.

Forget, nothing like normal girls with feelings.

Hook up isn't for me at all.

So that's how I wasted 14k on 7 different women.
Yes that's not wise.😂
But I just wanted to experiment shaa.

I wanted something new and different.

I WON'T TRY SUCH AGAIN!

STRIP CLUB

At around 12:30 am. I started looking for a strip club.

Remember I visited Ocean Blue strip club the last time.

So I wanted something different.

I was directed to Classic strip club

I paid 2k entrance fee and sat down.

It was a bit scanty.

Only two of the girls caught my fancy.

And none disturbed me to give me lap dances, unlike at Ocean Blue.

I watched them dance, twerk etc.

I didn't want to buy anything, so I told them I was still waiting for someone.

It was now around 3 am.

I was already sleepy and was sleeping in snatches.

I drove back to Pekas and sat there.

I saw one girl and requested for her number, adding that I would love to meet her later.
She was from same local government.

She gave it to me reluctantly because of that sef.

Normally, many runs girls don't like giving out numbers especially if you don't want to carry them at that time.

What could be the reasoning behind that?

Well, I deleted the number because it would be a distraction.

I don't feel anything for hoes.


And hoes don't value money. They don't appreciate what you give them.
And don't have feelings like normal girls.

You can't be fucking around and still have normal feelings.

At about 5 am, I headed home.

I got to Ikeja under bridge by Oba Akran and saw some girls outside again.

I parked and learnt it was a club-- CLUB ROYALE.

I heard it's one of the biggest in Lagos mainland.
And you guys didn't tell me.

Una don dey hide updates o😂😂




POLICE were everywhere around that axis.

About 4 different teams stopped me. And one team wanted to misbehave.

Thank God for small grace and Identification that helps at times.

TAX COLLECTORS

It costs a lot to drive "big cars" in Lagos.

Boys would be everywhere hailing you in a bid to get tips.

But it comes with lots of respect mehn.
Even police sef go dey loyal.


I learnt it's same way even in America.

The world worships money. Well, money answereth all things!
I’m a living witness for two years I drove my 2014 Avalon SARS or police never stop me for one day in uyo .
Re: How I Wasted Money On Mouth action yesterday! by Serendipity2023: 5:53am On Sep 12, 2023
Smartguyboy:

I’m a living witness for two years I drove my 2014 Avalon SARS or police never stop me for one day in uyo .
Why?

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