Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by vastolord4(m): 2:18pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
iamtardey: like your cousin is married to the girl which was your girlfriend then? Is what youβre saying? Yop.. that was JSS love.. I'd say crush though |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Nobody: 2:19pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
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Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Smitaro100(m): 2:33pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
ebuka1511: This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.
On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.
I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.
With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.
On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,
Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.
Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.
She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?
I answered my friend.
She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now. Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!
I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.
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Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Timoleon(m): 2:37pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
He wasnβt effing her mother. He was effin the Virgin girl which is a contradictory statement in itself. pweeryambre:
Always trying to paint women bad... this topic is about young love. Do we have to know that you were efing the mum.? 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Timoleon(m): 2:40pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Where you see Whatsapp? He said they communicated through nipost Smitaro100:
Oga try dey lie with caution o whatsapp in 2001? 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by elujah1(m): 2:42pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
ecolime:
WhatsApp in 2001? You dey whine us? He said what's up.. meaning what was on ground and what should be his next line of action. That was the thing back then. 16 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Timoleon(m): 2:45pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
E be things. Kudos to you both. AgubataAkokwa: Those days, I would sneak out of my boss's house at festac (daily) immediately after the day's work around 7pm. Oga don see me say I don return from work and he don enter him duplex, me wey dey boys quarters go sharperly do everything to please oga and wife and children and as soon as 7pm dey reach I settle dem finish. As soon as I was done, I go blow bike to weigh bridge ikorodu for aunty joy house. Sometimes after all the who wahala na only 30min I go spend with this girl for aunty joy backyard (just gusting o). Aunty joy never knew what was happening. The stress of returning home upon every meeting is what my girl (now wife) never knew till date. I lost my phone twice during those days but I never told my girl. I just Sha have to be home before 9pm as the oga of other umu boys. Fast track to 2023, she's my wife now and she have given me 4kids (3boys and a princess) and I've never regretted all the risks I took for her because I know she may have gone through more risks than I did those days. No be small thing o. If I remember those days now I go just dey laugh and after the laugh I go praise myself for taking those risks to make the right choice. She's everything for me. I can bomb Putin on her behalf today (Putin na nice guy o, pls don't miss quote me). Very funny experience aswear |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by qtx(m): 2:48pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
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Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Smitaro100(m): 2:49pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
elujah1:
He said what's up.. meaning what was on ground and what should be his next line of action. That was the thing back then. Ok thanks for making it clearer, tot he was trying to say he chatted up his frd on WhatsApp, I come dey wonder because even 2go sef been Neva come out |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Themainboy22: 2:50pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
ecolime:
WhatsApp in 2001? You dey whine us? Smitaro100:
Oga try dey lie with caution o whatsapp in 2001? He meant " what's up" Asin, he informed/updated the guy of the latest happening. Not through "WhatsApp". 4 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Timoleon(m): 2:50pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
This thread sweetπππ 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Smitaro100(m): 2:51pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Themainboy22: He meant "what's up" Asin, he informed/updated the guy of the latest happening. Not through "WhatsApp". Alryt thnx.. got dat. |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by FavoredbyGOD: 2:53pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Idowuay123: Back then during my University days (Unad), I was living at Iworoko and was dating an indigen Girl. I snicked into her room to to till day break as usual. Just around 11:30pm, her father knocked at her door that she wanted to have a discussion with herππ.
Thankfully, the room has a window that leads outside, she quietly opened the window, as I jumped out, I jumped inside a drum filled with water πππ.
I came out with all my clothes wet. I ran to the back of the kitchen because the vigilantes were blowing wizzle.
Atlast, the father came out after 20 minutes and the Girl came to look for me. I still went 3 good rounds that night.
She was a daughter of a prominent high chief in Iworoko then.
Lol |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by id4sho(m): 2:53pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
ecolime:
WhatsApp in 2001? You dey whine us? What's up: He updated his friend. You sef 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by FavoredbyGOD: 2:55pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Idowuay123: The last experience I will share today on this, my parents usually take us to our home town in Ekiti state every December. My hometown is Ilupeju Ekiti.
I was in SS 1 then and I had a Girlfriend in SS 1 too in the hometown. This Girl was living with her mum besides my Aunt's house. I went to my Aunt's house and this Girl came to see me. We were both inside the room romancing when her mother came to the window and started calling her name, saying she's been told her Daughter was inside the room with one Boy there π€.
Thank God there was another exit door at the back, that was how we both ran out via the exit door and the Girl came to meet the mother we she was shouting at the entrance.
The woman beat her from there to their houseπππ. You just confirm that Ekiti ladies like sex 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Nobody: 2:57pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
I love all your stories |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by SageWithSarcasm(m): 3:01pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
izonborn098: There was a virgin girl i was fuckin' her mama don't know about our relationship but sometimes she observe me like i'm doing something with her daughter.. And the said mother is very strict so even me i'm afraid of her the(mother).. The only opportunity we have for sex is when she is coming to school and the said girl love me... We are in the same class ss1 to be precise and the school compound is very close to my house where i'm living, so she always visit when i signal her.. and whenever i want to see her in the night, i will stay in a far distance and my guy will set the compass... But las las she get pregnant in ss2... na there i know say to be a man no be play... If somebody dey call u small pikin u gats vex because u still have alot to learn and experience from.. How did this story end please |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by SageWithSarcasm(m): 3:02pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
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Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by konvicted77: 3:05pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
pweeryambre tpost=125766669:
Always trying to paint women bad... this topic is about young love. Do we have to know that you were efing the mum.? thats not wat he said, just dat the idiot didnt use good puntuation and coma. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by SageWithSarcasm(m): 3:08pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
pweeryambre:
Always trying to paint women bad... this topic is about young love. Do we have to know that you were efing the mum.? No mind am. Na punctuation confuse you. Na the VIRGIN GIRL he dey kick not the mom |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by SageWithSarcasm(m): 3:10pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Well, it was nothing serious. I was sha naked in the manhole for about 8hours with my phone . Dumebi na that your neighbor call your mama uno wan belief. 5 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by 100smile(m): 3:35pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Six30:
Let's hear you. Okay There was this girl I was dating, we lived in the same area, I was staying with my uncle then. One day she came with her kid sister of about 3 years to my place. And that day I was the only one at home, you know na, as a sharp guy u nor suppose let that chance pass. So I start with kiss, con carry my hand enter her skirt begin finger her. I observe her sister see say she focus for watin I dey do. She just stand dey look me like say I dey teach her work Meanwhile my girl Don dey beg me make I penetrate. I just tell her say with the way her sister dey look me, I nor go fit. She con say mk we enter room. We dey go room when I look back see say the sister dey follow us, I just bone like say I nor see her, enter room, lock door. OMO d child burst cry. The kind of cry wey go alert dem neighbor. Nobody tell me before I open the door back. Many thoughts of how I go take discharge the child just dey pass through my head. How I go take tell my guys say only me dey hous, my girl come, I nor dock am. Na falling hand na. One mind dey say mk I tie her, tie her mouth, carry her go dump for parlour till we fuk finish. Na my girl con suggest say mk I download cartoon for my phone give say she nor go disturb us. True true, the child nor disturb again. She just focus on the phone. Finally brethren! My time Don show. After like 2 mins for the act, I con feel somebody presence around the room. I dey give her through back, one of my leg dey ground, the other one dey the bed. I still dey stroke dey go wey I feel something very cold dey touch my blockous. The child grab my balls con dey laugh. The kind shame wey catch me dat day ehh. Till I comot dat area, anytime d pikin see me, she go dey put her hands in my pants dey try find balls 24 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Bravepenis: 3:40pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Smitaro100:
Oga try dey lie with caution o whatsapp in 2001? Oga calm down, you misread he never made mention of Whatsapp , he said "whatsup" literally means " what's up" 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by AgentGoat: 3:46pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
ebuka1511: This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.
On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.
I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.
With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.
On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,
Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.
Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.
She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?
I answered my friend.
She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now. Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!
I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.
You dey SS 2 for 2002? Na agba you be o. una no later reconnect for Facebook? 2 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by AgentGoat: 3:48pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Idowuay123: Back then during my University days (Unad), I was living at Iworoko and was dating an indigen Girl. I snicked into her room to to till day break as usual. Just around 11:30pm, her father knocked at her door that she wanted to have a discussion with herππ.
Thankfully, the room has a window that leads outside, she quietly opened the window, as I jumped out, I jumped inside a drum filled with water πππ.
I came out with all my clothes wet. I ran to the back of the kitchen because the vigilantes were blowing wizzle.
Atlast, the father came out after 20 minutes and the Girl came to look for me. I still went 3 good rounds that night.
She was a daughter of a prominent high chief in Iworoko then.
This risk is too much abeg. You be daredevil abeg. 1 Like |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by iamtardey: 3:56pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
vastolord4:
Yop.. that was JSS love.. I'd say crush though ok nothing serious⦠|
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Smitaro100(m): 3:56pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Bravepenis:
Oga calm down, you misread he never made mention of Whatsapp , he said "whatsup" literally means " what's up" Ok.. got dat. |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Barrystar5585(m): 4:40pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Why do I feel like na Baba Odofin of Iworoko daughter you dey nack that yearππ 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Barrystar5585(m): 4:42pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Idowuay123: Back then during my University days (Unad), I was living at Iworoko and was dating an indigen Girl. I snicked into her room to to till day break as usual. Just around 11:30pm, her father knocked at her door that she wanted to have a discussion with herππ.
Thankfully, the room has a window that leads outside, she quietly opened the window, as I jumped out, I jumped inside a drum filled with water πππ.
I came out with all my clothes wet. I ran to the back of the kitchen because the vigilantes were blowing wizzle.
Atlast, the father came out after 20 minutes and the Girl came to look for me. I still went 3 good rounds that night.
She was a daughter of a prominent high chief in Iworoko then.
Why do I feel like I know youπ? Na you dey nack Baba Odofin daughter that yearπ |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by ebuka1511(m): 5:14pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Na so bros, na 2005 I join nairaland, that time na cybercafe stuff. We thank God for the journey so far. I write my SSCE for 2002. The embarrassment alone no let me search for her, I just lock up that area for good. AgentGoat:
You dey SS 2 for 2002?
Na agba you be o. una no later reconnect for Facebook? 3 Likes |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by Caleb15(m): 5:18pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
Story for the gods |
Re: Share Your Funny Experience Visiting Your Lover Who Lives Under Someone by lifenajeje(m): 5:27pm On Sep 13, 2023 |
ebuka1511: This is way too funny, the year was 2001, I was in SS2 while she was also in SS2, living with my Aunt in the village, attending the local community secondary, while she was a boarder in Anglican Girls Nnewi. Our communication then was through NIPOST. We exchanged lots of letters via the post office till when we decided to take a step further.
On a very good day, she wrote and informed me she would be visiting me, local man began to sweat, then I was also a virgin, I never spoil and was among the best students in my class then. I confided in my best friend Chibuzor on whatsup, that my babe wants to visit, he was aware of her . Chibuzor after thorough thinking advised me to let her come between 10am to 1PM on a particular date, as my Aunt been a teacher in one of the government primary schools in my town would be in school.
I communicated back, sharing my home address with her, and told her she fit show on our cleared date. Na so my babe come oh, meanwhile, I came back early from school, when all, including my aunt, has left for work. My lucky day, I went with my guy, Chibuzor to our main road to receive her, see butterflies doing acrobats in my tummy, Wow, only seen her once on a crusade ground in her village, Awka Etiti. when St. Barth. Anglican Church came for a crusade, there we met and exchanged school postal addresses.
With my little savings, I bought some biscuits, short cake biscuit by Nasco, not short bread oh as I could not afford it, then I bought a bottle of fanta and coke, so she gets to make her choice and I take the left over.
On arrival, Innocent me, I did not take her to my room, rather I took her to the living room, less I forget, I don discharge Chibuzor after we reach house. We were in the living room and I offered her my little refreshment, she took fanta, while i sipped my coke . We were discussing about Physics, Chemistry, how many topics she has covered, most difficult topics, and the like when our main entrance gate made a noise, the gate usually makes noise when someone is using it,
Swallowing hard, I went and peeped over the window!! low and behold, it was my Aunt, you suppose understand those Aunts that teaches primary six in government primary school, she was a no-nonsense lady, very strict. I evaluated my situation, we were not in any compromising position, me stuttering, informed my girl that my Aunt was back, she had nothing to fear, I would introduce her, she was scared, but so was I. However I tried calming her down.
Local man was in a fixed , however, I await my fate. Meanwhile, my aunt arrived before their normal closing hours, as she normally closes from school around 1:30 pm, but it was just after 11 am, I know someone must have snitched on me, but then, we were not doing anything bad, that was my thought, so it was going to be easy.
She quietly came in and entered the living room, I came out and greeted her, she asked why I was not in school, I stuttered to answer that I had a guest, she now asked me who was the guest?
I answered my friend.
She asked again, what type of friend? while walking into the parlor. When she entered, I blurted out... she is my Girlfriend, told her her name, her surname, her village and her school, her class, her last position in class, and many more things I cannot recall now. Next I saw was broom landing on my girlfriend and me, men!!!! local man is finished!!!!
I never knew how she made it out of our compound. That was the end!!!! I could not write back to apologize and soon we wrote our SSCE exams, contacts were lost. In retrospect, I smile now and have played out many scenarios I would use that would have saved me that embarrassment, but then it happened.
I swear my phone fall off my hand ..lok 3 Likes |