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Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 1:49pm On Sep 14, 2023
Indifferent... Besides, I was just passing by.
post=125788082:

How do you feel seeing that?
Sweet or Unsweeten?!
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 2:01pm On Sep 14, 2023
post=125788096:

Chai!
She was going to fellowship o.

She binded the devil by force.
Devil na bad man 😁 🀣 πŸ˜‚
πŸ˜‚
I really haven't caught anyone in the act before
So I'll hide somewhere and watch πŸ˜‚
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by kolawolemonsuru: 2:02pm On Sep 14, 2023
SHUT UP! MUGU DRANK GARRI AND EPA TILL GRADUATION, FRIDGE KILL YOU DIA author=Blitzking post=125780730] before nackimg as a student I was paranoid as per sey some tinted windows can become see through when it becomes dark and light come on na why I get double layered curtain..Once I play my music on my LG 1000wt speaker. On my blue light stock my fridge with edibles youghuts.. carbonated drinks..chinchin..gala plantain chips , parfait ...foods dey kitchen..una no go hear anything but those my other neighbours wetin I neva her. "Lo rest" "don't stop""ko ti su e ni" "mummy"" o tun ti mu kini yen "Daniel joh"..those days was fun but dangerous my last neighbour dat girl no dey too moan but I dey hear her soft moan she no fine..she short thick and fair but she get front and back always camping a guy in her room.[/quote]
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by kolawolemonsuru: 2:06pm On Sep 14, 2023
SHUT DA FAACK UP! LAI MUHAMMED, MUGU U COME NAIRALAND DEY CLAIM VIRGIN. NO VIRGIN FOR NAIRALAND, author=Samantha124 post=125786238]No, I'm not... You know when you're the last born, the family will always see you as the baby of the house no matter how old you are.

Before I left for university, my family sat me down and had a deep discussion with me... Even though I'm not from a religious family, but I joined Christianity in my late teens and my family made me promise to find a church that I'll devote myself in when I get into the university and they also told me about the 7Bs( Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies)... They told me that if I can achieve those two things until my final year, then I can do whatever I like afterwards.

I was in a relationship before I went to varsity, but my family separated us and sent me away... I didn't know until my second year that my mother had actually paid someone to keep an eye on me while in the university... grin grin grin

So I kept my promises.[/quote]
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Blitzking: 2:07pm On Sep 14, 2023
kolawolemonsuru:
SHUT UP! MUGU DRANK GARRI AND EPA TILL GRADUATION, FRIDGE KILL YOU DIA author=Blitzking post=125780730] before nackimg as a student I was paranoid as per sey some tinted windows can become see through when it becomes dark and light come on na why I get double layered curtain..Once I play my music on my LG 1000wt speaker. On my blue light stock my fridge with edibles youghuts.. carbonated drinks..chinchin..gala plantain chips , parfait ...foods dey kitchen..una no go hear anything but those my other neighbours wetin I neva her. "Lo rest" "don't stop""ko ti su e ni" "mummy"" o tun ti mu kini yen "Daniel joh"..those days was fun but dangerous my last neighbour dat girl no dey too moan but I dey hear her soft moan she no fine..she short thick and fair but she get front and back always camping a guy in her room.
garri kill u there even when I decide to drink garri I drink it with class u no even stand by me physically for real life..just that over the years I don see say no matter wetin person achieve we go leave am go when our time come..no be me dey control all my family property after p man go rest may his soul rest in peace..why I go suffer woman wey come flex with me. I love catching cruise and enjoying myself but in real life am a pure breed business executive in charge of a corporation..instead make u ask make I connect u. u dey run mouth I no go reply u again na just this once. So if na ur sister u go allow am follow man wey dey drink garri..drinking garri no bad oo but shey the guy get sense..shey he sabi road.
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 2:18pm On Sep 14, 2023
Where did I say I'm a virgin If you've been following my comments, you'd know that I'm very much open talking about sex.

So what's your problem
kolawolemonsuru:
SHUT DA FAACK UP! LAI MUHAMMED, MUGU U COME NAIRALAND DEY CLAIM VIRGIN. NO VIRGIN FOR NAIRALAND, author=Samantha124 post=125786238]No, I'm not... You know when you're the last born, the family will always see you as the baby of the house no matter how old you are.

Before I left for university, my family sat me down and had a deep discussion with me... Even though I'm not from a religious family, but I joined Christianity in my late teens and my family made me promise to find a church that I'll devote myself in when I get into the university and they also told me about the 7Bs( Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies)... They told me that if I can achieve those two things until my final year, then I can do whatever I like afterwards.

I was in a relationship before I went to varsity, but my family separated us and sent me away... I didn't know until my second year that my mother had actually paid someone to keep an eye on me while in the university... grin grin grin

So I kept my promises.
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by kolawolemonsuru: 2:31pm On Sep 14, 2023
HMM NA WA O BUT YOU CLAIM YOU DNT HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
Samantha124:
Where did I say I'm a virgin If you've been following my comments, you'd know that I'm very much open talking about sex.

So what's your problem
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 2:35pm On Sep 14, 2023
Do you know the difference between past tense and present tense? Or you want me to teach you English all over again
kolawolemonsuru:
HMM NA WA O BUT YOU CLAIM YOU DNT HAVE A BOYFRIEND.
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by kolawolemonsuru: 2:47pm On Sep 14, 2023
YES. I WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR SINCERE MALE STUDENT.PLEASE ACCEPT ME INTO YOUR HEART CLASS. THANKS author=Samantha124 post=125789032]Do you know the difference between past tense and present tense? Or you want me to teach you English all over again[/quote]
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 2:51pm On Sep 14, 2023
Sometimes you Nigerians surprise me, most of you claim that your parents raised you in English, but your English is still terrible compared to some of us whose parents raised us in our home languages, why?
kolawolemonsuru:
YES. I WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR SINCERE MALE STUDENT.PLEASE author=Samantha124 post=125789032]Do you know the difference between past tense and present tense? Or you want me to teach you English all over again
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Brandiebird: 2:58pm On Sep 14, 2023
virginchaser:
Mine was when I was in transit, I lodged in one cheap hotel in Benin. A door seperated the two rooms. I started hearing sounds like "consider me as your sister this thing is too big, I no fit take am again". The lady was just pleading but the dude seemed adamant as the smashing continued till I felt asleep.

The bull shit women say to gas men up πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by kolawolemonsuru: 3:03pm On Sep 14, 2023
MADAM FROM SOUTH AFRICA not from ENGLAND. Samantha124 post=125789323]Sometimes you Nigerians surprise me, most of you claim that your parents raised you in English, but your English is still terrible compared to some of us whose parents raised us in our home languages, why?[/quote]
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 3:09pm On Sep 14, 2023
You don't even know how to quote properly..🀦🀦🀦

I give up on you... Bye... And get yourself an English dictionary.
kolawolemonsuru:
MADAM FROM SOUTH AFRICA not from ENGLAND. Samantha124 post=125789323]Sometimes you Nigerians surprise me, most of you claim that your parents raised you in English, but your English is still terrible compared to some of us whose parents raised us in our home languages, why?

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Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Seniormanfeyi06(m): 3:14pm On Sep 14, 2023
She is a very big fool. Thanks jare


quote author=kolawolemonsuru post=125788276]YOU ARE A FOOL. Goodlady post=125780445]
Learn how to quote. Your write up is disjointed![/quote]
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by WayStage(m): 3:15pm On Sep 14, 2023
Blitzking:
garri kill u there even when I decide to drink garri I drink it with class u no even stand by me physically for real life..just that over the years I don see say no matter wetin person achieve we go leave am go when our time come..no be me dey control all my family property after p man go rest may his soul rest in peace..why I go suffer woman wey come flex with me. I love catching cruise and enjoying myself but in real life am a pure breed business executive in charge of a corporation..instead make u ask make I connect u. u dey run mouth I no go reply u again na just this once. So if na ur sister u go allow am follow man wey dey drink garri..drinking garri no bad oo but shey the guy get sense..shey he sabi road.
Boss, i no mind make u connect me o.

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Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Seniormanfeyi06(m): 3:16pm On Sep 14, 2023
Madam author and finisher of quote. I hear u. Unto thee shall all flesh come. Oniranu.

quote author=Goodlady post=125780445]
Learn how to quote. Your write up is disjointed![/quote]
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by BlackAdam65: 3:31pm On Sep 14, 2023
a faceless forum is an idiot's paradise

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Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by mumu9gerian: 4:11pm On Sep 14, 2023
Samantha124:
No, I'm not... You know when you're the last born, the family will always see you as the baby of the house no matter how old you are.

Before I left for university, my family sat me down and had a deep discussion with me... Even though I'm not from a religious family, but I joined Christianity in my late teens and my family made me promise to find a church that I'll devote myself in when I get into the university and they also told me about the 7Bs( Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies)... They told me that if I can achieve those two things until my final year, then I can do whatever I like afterwards.

I was in a relationship before I went to varsity, but my family separated us and sent me away... I didn't know until my second year that my mother had actually paid someone to keep an eye on me while in the university... grin grin grin

So I kept my promises.
Interesting, what then changer after?
You could have remained the same
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 5:55pm On Sep 14, 2023
There are some things a devoted Christian can't do and I wanted to do those things.

I made a promise to my family and I fulfilled it, I can now do whatever I want... cheesy cheesy cheesy
mumu9gerian:

Interesting, what then changer after?
You could have remained the same
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by mumu9gerian: 6:12pm On Sep 14, 2023
Samantha124:
There are some things a devoted Christian can't do and I wanted to do those things.

I made a promise to my family and I fulfilled it, I can now do whatever I want... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Like?
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Kenmatt(m): 7:40pm On Sep 14, 2023
Samantha124:
I was going to a fellowship to pray, the last thing I needed was to get my mind corrupted... grin grin grin

And I was still a devoted Christian back then and had been single for a long time... Staying there was only going to lead me into having these other thoughts in my head... grin grin grin

So you're now knacking any how.
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 7:52pm On Sep 14, 2023
Yes... cheesy cheesy cheesy
Kenmatt:


So you're now knacking any how.
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 8:06pm On Sep 14, 2023
Anything... I can now do anything without having to worry about those Christian fanatics breathing down my neck.

I can dance to any music I like, dress anyway I like, talk anyway I like without having to quote the Bible, go to parties whenever I feel like it, be affectionate with my man in public, and HAVE SEX!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

I also don't have to always live in fear of evil spirits being after my life.
mumu9gerian:

Like?

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Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 5:03am On Sep 15, 2023
And you are so bleeped dumb, go get your education and stop barking like a lost toothless puppy...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Clearly the only thing you know in your head are insults... So STFU and also learn how to quote properly...🀣🀣🀣🀣
kolawolemonsuru:
YOU ARE A FUCKIN-DIRTY- WHOREEE!!! A FUCKIN-SLUT-LOVEPEDDLER! author=Samantha124 post=125794798]Anything... I can now do anything without having to worry about those Christian fanatics breathing down my neck.

I can dance to any music I like, dress anyway I like, talk anyway I like without having to quote the Bible, go to parties whenever I feel like it, be affectionate with my man in public, and HAVE SEX!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

I also don't have to always live in fear of evil spirits being after my life.
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Miravik900(m): 7:31am On Sep 15, 2023
Samantha124:
Sometimes you Nigerians surprise me, most of you claim that your parents raised you in English, but your English is still terrible compared to some of us whose parents raised us in our home languages, why?

Are you mad what brings Nigerians into this?

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Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Nobody: 8:24am On Sep 15, 2023
And here comes another jollof brother already spitting insults early in the morning.

But you guys are funny..🀣🀣🀣... You always sound so frustrated, it's like frustration runs in your DNA🀣🀣🀣
Miravik900:


Are you mad what brings Nigerians into this?
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Godsongang: 5:48pm On Sep 15, 2023
Seniormanfeyi06:
I have been there. The sound is always IPA IPU IPA IPU

Some sounds fu fu fu or shoko shoko...
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by Deandean: 7:31am On Sep 17, 2023
Godsongang:


Some sounds fu fu fu or shoko shoko...


You be weree grin grin
Re: Share Your Experience Hearing The Rythm Of Two Two Nacking by mumu9gerian: 11:04am On Sep 18, 2023
Samantha124:
Anything... I can now do anything without having to worry about those Christian fanatics breathing down my neck.

I can dance to any music I like, dress anyway I like, talk anyway I like without having to quote the Bible, go to parties whenever I feel like it, be affectionate with my man in public, and HAVE SEX!!! cheesy cheesy cheesy

I also don't have to always live in fear of evil spirits being after my life.
Interesting, I see you aren't Nigerian.
So would you say you were a Christian in the first place

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