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Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by 43Ronin: 4:02pm On Sep 23, 2023
dopecreator:


So funny the police cannot arrest me for a crime but locked my account. So they used the bank, which are fools and don't protect customers. The more reason I went to the bank to clear myself. Now I am free. But for Access and GT Bank, they will die slowly, which is already happening because Nigerians are tired of their poor service and foolishness.

You talk like an illiterate; when they employ senseless people like you in a bank, they lose customers and make the bank stupid because you have no sense or experience about banking and it's laws.
it's a local scam worth in naira so why spend resources to look for you when they can simply lay a trap for you using your bank account how much did you pay to regain freedom? or you out on bail or the charges were dropped? and why should the bank protect you? are they the police or your God? In case you don't know banking law states that a police officer or law enforcement cannot have access to your account except signed by a judge(basically a subpoena)
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by dopecreator: 4:12pm On Sep 23, 2023
43Ronin:

it's a local scam worth in naira so why spend resources to look for you when they can simply lay a trap for you using your bank account how much did you pay to regain freedom? or you out on bail or the charges were dropped? and why should the bank protect you? are they the police or your God? In case you don't know banking law states that a police officer or law enforcement cannot have access to your account except signed by a judge(basically a subpoena)

Now its clear you can't read and understand or even write. Spend resources when they have my house address. Guy, you mad so?

So you're saying a judge can sign a warrant to give the police a subpoena to lock anyone's account without a formal discussion with the person as civilised humans. Meaning I can just send you money and get a judge to lock your account and arrest you?

You're a fool, if there was evidence I committed fraud, the police need notlock my account, they should make an arrest first before freezing my account. Not the other way around. The judge no even ask where I dey?


Guy you dull sha. Go on being foolish your whole life.

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Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by 43Ronin: 4:16pm On Sep 23, 2023
Ekejoestar:

Hi, I have question for you oooo,

1) I have a business and someone come buy market from my hand, asin normal business transaction, then later police come lock my account and when I go bank to complain, I got arrested because of say the fund sent to my account have a fraudulent origin, DO YOU THINK ITS RIGHT.

2) Or if I use my atm card go do pos transaction somewhere and I later report myself to police claiming that armed robbers withdrew my money at the pos point under gun point, do you think it's still OKAY?

Let's call a spade a spade, Nigeria police and judiciary is bastardized, someone somewhere can create false allegations and have police arrest you without doing proper investigation, and we both knows that once you enter that police cell, you'll use money to bail yourself even if you are NOT GUILTY, or the guilty person has been found.

Na here we read that someone reported an armed robbery in his neighborhood and police came there later and arrested everyone in the area, even the person who reported the crime bailed himself with ₦150k, what does that tell you about the country we found ourselves in.

It's sad to say this but the only people that justice and law favour in Nigeria are the rich and powerful.
you have a point and are partly correct, but bro look at it like this. to get a police order to restrict your account will cost the person 50k. then after police do investigation and discover the truth, they will then proceed to get a court order. amount for court order costs at least 100-200k. anyone willing to pay such amount for investigation really wants justice. look financial crimes are handled by a dft set of police. your scenario 1 will be hard to implicate because you have evidence you sold goods to the customer ( & therfore nor your fault or bizness if its proceeds of crime)evidence such as receipt, book-keepin or transfer from your bank statement. bros that guy never talk true. If you check well immediately that funds entered his account he quickly removed. I have investigated many people like him so I know wassup.
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by 43Ronin: 4:23pm On Sep 23, 2023
dopecreator:


Now its clear you can't read and understand or even write. Spend resources when they have my house address. Guy, you mad so?

So you're saying a judge can sign a warrant to give the police a subpoena to lock anyone's account without a formal discussion with the person as civilised humans. Meaning I can just send you money and get a judge to lock your account and arrest you?

You're a fool, if there was evidence I committed fraud, the police need notlock my account, they should make an arrest first before freezing my account. Not the other way around. The judge no even ask where I dey?


Guy you dull sha. Go on being foolish your whole life.
did the us govt discuss with tinubu before they blocked and forfeited the $460k in his accountOlodo police will only discuss with you when they do not have sufficient evidence and need a confession from you. also going to your house to arrest you is spending of resources. they will fuel their car and ask directions to your house with the risk of you being tipped off. It's easy to lay a trap. it's called the rabbit approach cheesy
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by dopecreator: 4:51pm On Sep 23, 2023
43Ronin:

did the us govt discuss with tinubu before they blocked and forfeited the $460k in his accountOlodo police will only discuss with you when they do not have sufficient evidence and need a confession from you. also going to your house to arrest you is spending of resources. they will fuel their car and ask directions to your home with the risk of you being tipped off. It's easy to lay a trap. It's called the rabbit approach cheesy

Lol, directions to my house? When is the bank close to my home? Lol

Tipped off by who? When they drove from Benin to take me to Benin, they didn't tip them. I could have even called street boys to kill them. But I went willfully to clear myself because I ain't no fraud.

So the police don't have the resources to arrest me in Warri in my house, close to a police station and banks. My estate is in the middle of Warri. But they can fuel their car from Benin to arrest me?? Guy

The police have no right to arrest me, but who committed the crime? It's why they released me, because Access Bank and those Police for hear am.

They used the bank because they knew I would go there to complain and clear myself and were scared to arrest me the right way because I'm innocent. They used me to get to the real fraudsters. Which is wrong because they should arrest criminals not trusting people. Do you know it's a crime to retain someone for two weeks in a cell without a formal charge?

My last message to you because you think like a criminal, and it's why those banks sacked you.

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Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by dopecreator: 4:58pm On Sep 23, 2023
43Ronin:

you have a point and are partly correct, but bro look at it like this. to get a police order to restrict your account will cost the person 50k. then after police do investigation and discover the truth, they will then proceed to get a court order. amount for court order costs at least 100-200k. anyone willing to pay such amount for investigation really wants justice. look financial crimes are handled by a dft set of police. your scenario 1 will be hard to implicate because you have evidence you sold goods to the customer ( & therfore nor your fault or bizness if its proceeds of crime)evidence such as receipt, book-keepin or transfer from your bank statement. bros that guy never talk true. If you check well immediately that funds entered his account he quickly removed. I have investigated many people like him so I know wassup.

So if you borrow money and someone sends you money and you withdraw, it's a crime now. Cell for don full na. People for Don die na because lots of people borrow money daily.

Guy, you are dull. If I'm a fraudster, they will charge me with evidence, arrest me in my house, not lock my account and wait for me to go there. It's because they know I'm innocent; they didn't come near me. People kill them.

Arguing with you is waste of time because it's clear you have no sense, and everyone knows. Go read my first post.

What I have done for Nigeria, you cannot do. I earn thousands of dollars yearly working hard, putting food on people's tables.

Arresting me is of no need. You can call me or invite me to the station. I'm a civilised person. Because they arrested me and locked my account, I didn't pay one naira, and I left.

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Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by Ekejoestar(m): 6:56pm On Sep 23, 2023
43Ronin:

you have a point and are partly correct, but bro look at it like this. to get a police order to restrict your account will cost the person 50k. then after police do investigation and discover the truth, they will then proceed to get a court order. amount for court order costs at least 100-200k. anyone willing to pay such amount for investigation really wants justice. look financial crimes are handled by a dft set of police. your scenario 1 will be hard to implicate because you have evidence you sold goods to the customer ( & therfore nor your fault or bizness if its proceeds of crime)evidence such as receipt, book-keepin or transfer from your bank statement. bros that guy never talk true. If you check well immediately that funds entered his account he quickly removed. I have investigated many people like him so I know wassup.

Police man doesn't need a court order to place a lien on an account, a simple police report will do just fine.
In this case, I'm giving the guy the benefits of doubts cos I've seen many people who have been I similar situation like him and I understand the kind of dilemma they went through just to sort themselves out.

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Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by jcross19: 5:30pm On Sep 24, 2023
Kyhuani:
Imagine

Can't they be sued for their actions ?
the story is one sided , mind you, your account was used for fraudulent activity and you were accomplice! Thank God is not efcc and you will be smelling your yansh by now!
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by nedekid: 7:12pm On Sep 24, 2023
BigCowHornn:




This is actually what destroyed you not Access bank.

From the looks of things Access bank just released your info to the police on request and they locked you open as a live link to the8r suspect.

Technically you were detained only.

You can sue but you'll come out empty handed
Well said.
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by allen113: 7:59pm On Sep 24, 2023
43Ronin:

you have a point and are partly correct, but bro look at it like this. to get a police order to restrict your account will cost the person 50k. then after police do investigation and discover the truth, they will then proceed to get a court order. amount for court order costs at least 100-200k. anyone willing to pay such amount for investigation really wants justice. look financial crimes are handled by a dft set of police. your scenario 1 will be hard to implicate because you have evidence you sold goods to the customer ( & therfore nor your fault or bizness if its proceeds of crime)evidence such as receipt, book-keepin or transfer from your bank statement. bros that guy never talk true. If you check well immediately that funds entered his account he quickly removed. I have investigated many people like him so I know wassup.

Can I ask you a question?

So let's assume I sell cryptocurrency on binance and the buyer whom I don't know pays me with proceed from fraud, how do I prove my innocence before the law?

43Ronin:

it's illegal to trade crypto in nigeria. when I was in lagos I used to hide my binance app somewhere in my phone cos na wetin poli e come dey check for if dey soji say u no be yahoo boy.

I'm not talking of the police seeing the app on my phone, I'm talking about payment, since it's p2p
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by 43Ronin: 8:07pm On Sep 24, 2023
allen113:


Can I ask you a question?

So let's assume I sell cryptocurrency on binance and the buyer whom I don't know pays me with proceed from fraud, how do I prove my innocence before the law?
it's illegal to trade crypto in nigeria. when I was in lagos I used to hide my binance app somewhere in my phone cos na wetin poli e come dey check for if dey soji say u no be yahoo boy.
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by kereman1: 8:56pm On Sep 24, 2023
43Ronin:

it's illegal to trade crypto in nigeria. when I was in lagos I used to hide my binance app somewhere in my phone cos na wetin poli e come dey check for if dey soji say u no be yahoo boy.

Guy I was going thru ur comment, las las, I know y them sack you,
I just hope u spewed those trashy comments for attention, but if not, you must be mentally unstable.

Sometimes
Silent is safer than speaking

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Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by 43Ronin: 9:02pm On Sep 24, 2023
kereman1:


Guy I was going thru ur comment, las las, I know y them sack you,
I just hope u spewed those trashy comments for attention, but if not, you must be mentally unstable.

Sometimes
Silent is safer than speaking
Learn to take your own advice... oponu
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by kereman1: 9:11pm On Sep 24, 2023
43Ronin:

Learn to take your own advice... oponu

Funny how u adorn yourself with the garment of foolishness, and take pride in the tomfoolery. Ur comments dey provoke me, na person like u with ITK Dem dey Maro for street.

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Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by 43Ronin: 9:55pm On Sep 24, 2023
kereman1:


Funny how u adorn yourself with the garment of foolishness, and take pride in the tomfoolery. Ur comments dey provoke me, na person like u with ITK Dem dey Maro for street.
mtscheew u no get sense. no quote ur fada again.
"maro for street" you and who dey street. no dey yarn all dose foolish cult yarn for where I dey b4 ogun go kee you.
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by kereman1: 10:00pm On Sep 24, 2023
43Ronin:

mtscheew u no get sense. no quote ur fada again.

Boyo, try dey give yourself orientation, e get y, cos boys fit Maro u.

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Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by 43Ronin: 10:03pm On Sep 24, 2023
kereman1:


Boyo, try dey give yourself orientation, e get y, cos boys fit Maro u.
na for nairaland you dey claim rugged. fool.
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by kereman1: 10:11pm On Sep 24, 2023
43Ronin:

na for nairaland you dey claim rugged. fool.
Make we try dey empathic, fellow man like you dey complain about injustice, u dey ur house dey judge the dude calling him a fraudster,that grave allegation fit make that guy they stalk you, make we dey use sense comment for sensitive issue, my guy. And u need try brush up ur street smartness.
Safe bro

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Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by online4business: 11:55am On Sep 25, 2023
dopecreator:


So if you borrow money and someone sends you money and you withdraw, it's a crime now. Cell for don full na. People for Don die na because lots of people borrow money daily.

Guy, you are dull. If I'm a fraudster, they will charge me with evidence, arrest me in my house, not lock my account and wait for me to go there. It's because they know I'm innocent; they didn't come near me. People kill them.

Arguing with you is waste of time because it's clear you have no sense, and everyone knows. Go read my first post.

What I have done for Nigeria, you cannot do. I earn thousands of dollars yearly working hard, putting food on people's tables.

Arresting me is of no need. You can call me or invite me to the station. I'm a civilised person. Because they arrested me and locked my account, I didn't pay one naira, and I left.

Use this one learn lesson and for people reading this Fi eYi ko ogbo na so Yoruba people dey talk am.

Before zone 6 go leave Benin come warri na big fraud.

If fraud money enter your account anywhere in the world.

In any form weather na Bitcoin cypocurrency or even genuine business and them get court order you are a gunner.

Justice blind ooo na him make him get scale put your own make I put my own make e balance... Na blind bathemus.

If you dey do business shine ya eye, ingnorance is not an excuse.

Even in civilized country na so e be people dey lose btc PayPal funds if dem recieve in $1 trace to proven Fraud.

Go ask people on the currency trading section here on nairaland.

Everyone should be careful especially if you're not rich and powerful.

Here's why.

The law favour the rich right from kio kio kio.

Make all man hustle make abeg abeg borrow me money no land person for wetin him no know oo akoba adaba oluwa majari ooo.


Badi just yourself hustle legit the sky is your starting point.

Wetin don play don play leave am for the past.

Oboru boyei.
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by BXNX: 3:15pm On Sep 25, 2023
online4business:


Use this one learn lesson and for people reading this Fi eYi ko ogbo na so Yoruba people dey talk am.

Before zone 6 go leave Benin come warri na big fraud.

If fraud money enter your account anywhere in the world.

In any form weather na Bitcoin cypocurrency or even genuine business and them get court order you are a gunner.

Justice blind ooo na him make him get scale put your own make I put my own make e balance... Na blind bathemus.

If you dey do business shine ya eye, ingnorance is not an excuse.

Even in civilized country na so e be people dey lose btc PayPal funds if dem recieve in $1 trace to proven Fraud.

Go ask people on the currency trading section here on nairaland.

Everyone should be careful especially if you're not rich and powerful.

Here's why.

The law favour the rich right from kio kio kio.

Make all man hustle make abeg abeg borrow me money no land person for wetin him no know oo akoba adaba oluwa majari ooo.


Badi just yourself hustle legit the sky is your starting point.

Wetin don play don play leave am for the past.

Oboru boyei.

Oboru bo shishe
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by dopecreator: 6:57am On Sep 27, 2023
43Ronin:

na for nairaland you dey claim rugged. Fool.

Jobless and illiterate fool. You don't have sense, cannot read, and know nothing about the country you are in. Crypto trading is illegal in Nigeria. Who employed you? Gateman sha.

No wonder you're jobless, sha. Die slowly in poverty, you jobless, foolish and hungry fool. People like you die of poverty and illetracy. If he sure for you send me personal message, make I end your poor generation.
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by dopecreator: 7:02am On Sep 27, 2023
jcross19:
the story is one sided , mind you, your account was used for fraudulent activity and you were accomplice! Thank God is not efcc, and you will be smelling your yansh by now!

Accomplice and they can't arrest me in my house. Do you have a brain? My house is opposite the bank, and a station is nearby. You dey see say they unlawfully detained me without any formal charge against me. Don't you know judges are bribed to issue a court order? Especially in Nigeria.

If I were an accomplice, the police would have arrested me directly; the judge would not be involved. It's a crime; after arrest, I can seek a lawyer.

There is no need to argue; continue to use your Access and GT bank account.
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by dopecreator: 7:03am On Sep 27, 2023
43Ronin:

na for nairaland you dey claim rugged. Fool.

Fool, use your Access and GT bank account!!! And rest. You go collect, I swear to God. You don't have sense; it's clear. Why you are poor and jobless gate man for banks.
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by 43Ronin: 12:02pm On Sep 27, 2023
dopecreator:


Jobless and illiterate fool. You don't have sense, cannot read, and know nothing about the country you are in. Crypto trading is illegal in Nigeria. Who employed you? Gateman sha.

No wonder you're jobless, sha. Die slowly in poverty, you jobless, foolish and hungry fool. People like you die of poverty and illetracy. If he sure for you send me personal message, make I end your poor generation.

Ger off my mention idiot! If you like, don't hide your binance app. when police ask for your phone and see it, you will empty your account. The fact that you are trading crypto and the bank you are using hasn't closed your account is your luck. Use PayPal bro. forget all this ur stupid yarnings you are not rugged & you can't do shit. and by the way you are the one who's poor cos rich folk don't have time for all this bulshit you spilling.

Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by dopecreator: 12:57pm On Sep 27, 2023
43Ronin:

Ger off my mention idiot! If you like, don't hide your binance app. when police ask for your phone and see it, you will empty your account. The fact that you are trading crypto and the bank you are using hasn't closed your account is your luck. Use PayPal bro. forget all this ur stupid yarnings you are not rugged & you can't do shit. and by the way you are the one who's poor cos rich folk don't have time for all this bulshit you spilling.

Poor and dull fool. Everyone knows you're an idoit you just keep fooling yourself on here. smh. I've told you send me a message, make I will teach you a lesson. Gateman wey no wan wise. 😆
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by dopecreator: 12:59pm On Sep 27, 2023
43Ronin:

Ger off my mention idiot! If you like, don't hide your binance app. when police ask for your phone and see it, you will empty your account. The fact that you are trading crypto and the bank you are using hasn't closed your account is your luck. Use PayPal bro. forget all this ur stupid yarnings you are not rugged & you can't do shit. and by the way you are the one who's poor cos rich folk don't have time for all this bulshit you spilling.

Access and GT bank gateman. LOL!!! "Those banks will soon be extinct." Remember these words and don't forget.
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by EbubeMiraclee: 11:16pm On Jan 02
43Ronin:

you are a criminal & a local scammer. The bank did not arrest you, the police did. someone complained with hard evidence that you defrauded them. the law enforcement agency sent the bank a mail to restrict your account and BOLO you(mind you b4 d bank restricts ur account and holds you for police there's a court order signed by a judge) the moment you stepped into the bank for your fraudulent proceeds your ass was caught and the nearest police station contacted. why not tell us what happened at the police station? why not angry with the police? How can they arrest someone using Moniepoint
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by EbubeMiraclee: 5:21am On Jan 03
online4business:


Use this one learn lesson and for people reading this Fi eYi ko ogbo na so Yoruba people dey talk am.

Before zone 6 go leave Benin come warri na big fraud.

If fraud money enter your account anywhere in the world.

In any form weather na Bitcoin cypocurrency or even genuine business and them get court order you are a gunner.

Justice blind ooo na him make him get scale put your own make I put my own make e balance... Na blind bathemus.

If you dey do business shine ya eye, ingnorance is not an excuse.

Even in civilized country na so e be people dey lose btc PayPal funds if dem recieve in $1 trace to proven Fraud.

Go ask people on the currency trading section here on nairaland.

Everyone should be careful especially if you're not rich and powerful.

Here's why.

The law favour the rich right from kio kio kio.

Make all man hustle make abeg abeg borrow me money no land person for wetin him no know oo akoba adaba oluwa majari ooo.


Badi just yourself hustle legit the sky is your starting point.

Wetin don play don play leave am for the past.

Oboru boyei.
Can someone take court order to banks like opay and Moniepoint
Re: Don't Bank With Access Bank If You Want To Live Long In Nigeria. by EbubeMiraclee: 5:22am On Jan 03
Can someone take a court order to Opay or Moniepoint. Because of fraud.

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