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How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Aydot351(m): 12:27pm On Sep 27, 2023

A lady spends the night at your place and she dies overnight, how do you claim your innocence? Japa or report yourself at the police station.
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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by eepeepook: 12:31pm On Sep 27, 2023

There is a procedure called autopsy. Go back to X or Twitter and post this.

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by illicit(m): 1:07pm On Sep 27, 2023

You will buy your innocence ni

Because you are already guilty

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Deicide: 1:15pm On Sep 27, 2023

You go tell Nigeria police that one

eepeepook:
There is a procedure called autopsy. Go back to X or Twitter and post this.

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Evolutionism: 1:23pm On Sep 27, 2023

In Saner Nation: Autopsy will exonerate you.

In Shiiithole: Na OYO you dey most especially if you are a Poor/Average Joe. Only your Creator can exonerate you.

But if you are rich/wealthy. You will be given preferential treatment and the case will probably die off and you will be exonerated.

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Lungdick: 1:26pm On Sep 27, 2023

Autopsy will contribute it's quota

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Nobody: 1:27pm On Sep 27, 2023

If the police don't believe the guy, then he should suggest that they do a lie detector test on him to prove his innocence.

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by SIMPonPatrol(m): 1:29pm On Sep 27, 2023

Your best option is to go to the police to make a report

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Ballzproblem2: 1:44pm On Sep 27, 2023

If you run it means you are guilty, report yourself police.

But Nigeria police no be am they'll conclude the case right there and then that you are the killer,then hungry bloggers will tag you "fetish Yahoo boy" , your reputation gone your life over

The best thing is to offer to pay autopsy to prove your innocence,but you will still pay more money to settle police and the family of victim.

Omo may we not experience such

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by yarimo(m): 1:48pm On Sep 27, 2023

Your fellow prison inmate are the only ones that will know you are innocent grin

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by izonborn098(m): 1:51pm On Sep 27, 2023

Tvt

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Barrywilly(m): 2:46pm On Sep 27, 2023

Best bet: 1. Don't touch the corpse report; 2. Report to the police immediately; 3. Contact the deceased family and have a heart to heart talk; 4. Offer to pay all burial expenses/autopsy; 5. Cooperate with the police and 6. Face the attendant social backlash as a man. Trust me, you will come out better.

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Aydot351(m): 4:34pm On Sep 27, 2023

Samantha124:
If the police don't believe the guy, then he should suggest that they do a lie detector test on him to prove his innocence.

4 this same naija?

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by gentleman82: 4:37pm On Sep 27, 2023

Many things are involved here,
-if the dead girls' family like you and believe your story that she died a natural death and dont drag you to police, you are safe,
- but if her people hate you and drag you to police, you have entered a big problem, only a huge amount of money will make you regain freedom,
-if area people know you to be a bad guy or yahoo guy, your case is heavy
In all situations only prayer will save you

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Aydot351(m): 4:37pm On Sep 27, 2023

Ballzproblem2:
If you run it means you are guilty, report yourself police.

But Nigeria police no be am they'll conclude the case right there and then that you are the killer,then hungry bloggers will tag you "fetish Yahoo boy" , your reputation gone your life over

The best thing is to offer to pay autopsy to prove your innocence,but you will still pay more money to settle police and the family of victim.

Omo may we not experience such

Omor amen o

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Aydot351(m): 4:46pm On Sep 27, 2023

Ballzproblem2:
If you run it means you are guilty, report yourself police.

But Nigeria police no be am they'll conclude the case right there and then that you are the killer,then hungry bloggers will tag you "fetish Yahoo boy" , your reputation gone your life over

The best thing is to offer to pay autopsy to prove your innocence,but you will still pay more money to settle police and the family of victim.

Omo may we not experience such

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by MrBroke(m): 5:33pm On Sep 27, 2023

Only a cctv camera will save you in nigeria in such situation but unfortunately grin

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Kingray10: 6:05pm On Sep 27, 2023

Bros, no worry, just enter the police station
That one na if area never beat 10yrs out of our life ooo grin

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by akube34: 6:07pm On Sep 27, 2023

eepeepook:
There is a procedure called autopsy. Go back to X or Twitter and post this.

😂😂😀 u go first don sleep for cell first, chop beating bed dem go do dat one. I think the first think to do is to immediately get a lawyer before calling police

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Nonexisting1: 6:10pm On Sep 27, 2023

Back in the day, just deposit her corpse at the mortuary and japa fast because you go explain tire and still rot in jail but now autopsy can save you. You will still be in jail until the autopsy is completed and pray make e no be intesive fuccking or fuccking on empty stomach kill am.

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by dkidd: 6:49pm On Sep 27, 2023

Evolutionism:
In Saner Nation: Autopsy will exonerate you.

In Shiiithole: Na OYO you dey most especially if you are a Poor/Average Joe. Only your Creator can exonerate you.

But if you are rich/wealthy. You will be given preferential treatment and the case will probably die off and you will be exonerated.

And idiots will say u used her to plus up

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Walehelt(m): 6:53pm On Sep 27, 2023

You go explain tayad oo

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by dkidd: 6:53pm On Sep 27, 2023

Samantha124:
If the police don't believe the guy, then he should suggest that they do a lie detector test on him to prove his innocence.

Lol the only lie detector test in Naija is series of resounding slaps from hungry officers urging u to confess how many girls u have used for money rituals cheesy

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Nobody: 6:54pm On Sep 27, 2023

😂😂😂

dkidd:

Lol the only lie detector test in Naija is series of resounding slaps from hungry officers urging u to confess how many girls u have used for money rituals

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by fkj950ax(m): 7:13pm On Sep 27, 2023

Just ensure there is forensic analysis of the apartment.
An autopsy is carried out on her corpse.
Digital footprints are preserved.
Entire 72 hours account of both of you is covered and preserved.

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by austine4real(m): 7:27pm On Sep 27, 2023

Kirikiri and watery beans awaits u grin

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Nextt: 9:31pm On Sep 27, 2023

Aydot351:
A lady spends the night at your place and she dies overnight, how do you claim your innocence? Japa or report yourself at the police station.
Copied from (X) Twitter

Seems you are looking for defence.

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Thazard(m): 10:42pm On Sep 27, 2023

yarimo:
Your fellow prison inmate are the only ones that will know you are innocent

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Thazard(m): 10:44pm On Sep 27, 2023

Kingray10:
Bros, no worry, just enter the police station
That one na if area never beat 10yrs out of our life ooo

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by AllKnowing: 11:06pm On Sep 27, 2023

Good gracious! The comments on this thread!
grin

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Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by seanwilliam(m): 11:07pm On Sep 27, 2023

It’s better imagined bro

Re: How Do You Claim Your Innocence If A Lady Dies At Your Place? by Trizyd(m): 11:13pm On Sep 27, 2023

eepeepook:
There is a procedure called autopsy. Go back to X or Twitter and post this.

🤣🤣😂 You are living far from Nigeria right?? Autopsy??🤣🤣😁

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