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Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:38am On Jun 17, 2020
Sometimes back, naso I arrange appointment with a lady.. Naso the lady come, entertained her, she carry her smoke. Naso Night reach as we don do do finish, we kon sleep. Trust mi, I cud not sleep overnight. Yes I could not sleep.

Why? I have always read bad news on nairaland about someone dying in another person place and it always ring in my mind.. Funny enough, the girl was not feeling fine and she never told me...

I was almost awake through out the night checking if she is breathing, anytime I suspect she isn't breathing, I tap her and she moves her body... I was even regretting why I had to let her sleep overnight sef but don't blame me, she came in the evening...

Guys, if you get any arrangement with a babe, Pls let her come in the morning and leave that same day, probably evening.. The enjoyment una wan enjoy for night can be enjoyed from morning to evening.. Don't let any lady sleep over.

Disadvantages:

1. She may be possesed (medium risk)

2. She may die in your care (very high risk). Imagine a young guy like you with a bright future going to jail for something u don't know about....

3. You yourself may die.. Hence endangering the lady's life. ...

I remember going to Lagos high Court for affidavit and I saw prisoners about to be judged coming down from the prison bus, mehnn. I knew some of them are accused of what they are not guilty for.... I pray that none of us will be unfortunate ooo

Nigeria is already messed up.. Notin like doing a forensic autopsy to ascertain the true cause of the death...

Advantages of avoiding sleeping over :

1. Peace of mind, even if she wan die overnight, she go go die for her place but pray she wunt die after leaving ur place for home

2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time

3. Her moaning wunt disturb the neighbors cox them go dey busy

Be wise.. Don't ever invite a lady over, any sex u Wana enjoy overnight can be enjoyed during the day..

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Froshloaded: 10:40am On Jun 17, 2020
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin
Na still the same thing

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:41am On Jun 17, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

Na still the same thing

Smash with utmost care grin

God forgive me God forgive me God forgive me

I remember finger**g the same lady and she was shaking and I stopped F-ing her but she was still shaking like sumone unconscious.. I never knew she was having orgasm...

She was doing as if she was epileptic, though no spit but her eyes were sumaw, her body was folded...

Damn guys, I was scared to death... I was tapping her but she wunt come back to normal, still folding herself.... Until after 2 mins or so, she came back to normal...

Guys, I was confused... For this night.. Wetin I wan do, who I wan call??

Chai... Be careful guys...



FARA4GA:


Guy.... Your own na still JJC compared to my experience.... Mine did not need a blade..

I was in my final year in the uni then and this babe who thought I was drunk after drinking some bottles of big stout, used their hands to pluck my public hair and threw it in her mouth when I opened my eyes . ...... Na so I grab her throat.... She dey form say she dey choke. ..... I didn't care, I told her the only way I would leave her throaty was that she spat all the contents in her mouth out.....

What exactly them dey even use person hair do?
funny comment gringringringrin

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Froshloaded: 10:42am On Jun 17, 2020
DenreleDave:


Smash with care grin

If Devil want catch u
E go catch u

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by EzzyCarter: 10:42am On Jun 17, 2020
The main prayer is may we not jam agbako grin . No matter how careful one is, na God fit save person. Imagine bringing her over in the afternoon and something happens to her. Although OP definitely has a point. Bringing a girl to pass the night in times like these is high risk wink asides the whole girl dying scenario, consider your own safety as well.

Had this experience with a lady. We weren't dating but we used to hang out and feck each other's brains out. So she came to sleep over that night (her first time). We kept chatting and stuff and aunty kept asking me when I'd sleep. Lmao. As a real gee, I never sleep with my two eyes closed. She later slept off and then I did too. Woke up by midnight to see her bending over me in bed checking to see if I was still sleeping. So I pretended I was still sleeping. (I even gave her fake snore) grin . She stood up and tip-toed to where her bag was. She took out a razor blade and a small paper and came over to the bed. She softly grabbed a few strands of my hair, trying to cut it with the blade. Twas then I held her hand and I shoved her and rose up then she started begging and all. She said she was pranking me. What kinda prank is that? angryThe rest is history sha.
I cant imagine what would av happened if she had succeeded in stealing my hair tho... be careful out there guys. Not every lady you see is an angel sad . God save us all..

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by majamajic(m): 10:44am On Jun 17, 2020
Is this case of girl to girl ?

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:47am On Jun 17, 2020
majamajic:
Is this case of girl to girl ?


No.. Ur dick to ur anus... O loooo doo raa baa taa


Never bliv this guy is on nairaland ooo.

See how time flies... Seun, kudos to you bro

Nairaland Is a big place ooo shockedshockedshocked

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by adewumiopeyemi(m): 10:48am On Jun 17, 2020
Is op a female or a male
Am confuse here

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by ashewoboy(m): 10:48am On Jun 17, 2020
just because you want to fokosobo you would now let her sleep till the next day in your house.

what is inside pvssy that makes men chase pvssy a lot?

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by fati2001(m): 10:49am On Jun 17, 2020
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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by majamajic(m): 10:49am On Jun 17, 2020
DenreleDave:



No.. Ur dick to ur anus... O loooo doo raa baa taa

Don't worry , from your moniker I can decode , pls don't be offended , my anus is still important to me

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:50am On Jun 17, 2020
ashewoboy:
just because you want to fokosobo you would not let her sleep till the next day in your house.

what is inside pvssy that makes men chase pvssy a lot?

Sumtyms our dick takes over our reasoning grin

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:50am On Jun 17, 2020
majamajic:


Don't worry , from your moniker I can decode , pls don't be offended , my anus is still important to me

grin. Wayrayyyyy grin

Bad guy grin

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by ashewoboy(m): 10:53am On Jun 17, 2020
fati2001:
.

you have pointed boobs?

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by fati2001(m): 10:54am On Jun 17, 2020
ashewoboy:


you have pointed boobs?
what kind of question is this?

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by ashewoboy(m): 10:56am On Jun 17, 2020
no lies.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Levels1(m): 10:57am On Jun 17, 2020
DenreleDave:



No.. Ur dick to ur anus... O loooo doo raa baa taa

He asked because of your fake life of acting and claiming to be a female.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 10:58am On Jun 17, 2020
Levels1:


He asked because of your fake life of acting and claiming to be a female.

Sorry bro...get well soon embarassed

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Levels1(m): 10:58am On Jun 17, 2020
adewumiopeyemi:
Is op a female or a male
Am confuse here

A fake life person.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by fati2001(m): 10:58am On Jun 17, 2020
ashewoboy:



you posted a POINT and I asked if you have POINTED boobs. yes or no? I like pointed boobs. I would like to svck them.
you better respect yourself pls.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by ashewoboy(m): 11:02am On Jun 17, 2020
fati2001:

you better respect yourself pls.


you are such a beautiful girlcheesy. do you know that? I'm ashewoboy. let's talk in private.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:04am On Jun 17, 2020
Had a nasty experience too. I recorded everything just in case.


Some ladies are fond of leaving their abode to a mans house even when they are not in good health. Some feel safe doing this because they’d be taken care of while some are just ignorant.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DeusMagnus: 11:08am On Jun 17, 2020
I no fit shout.
Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by DenreleDave(m): 11:12am On Jun 17, 2020
Carchoice:
Had a nasty experience too. I recorded everything just in case.


Some ladies are fond of leaving their abode to a mans house even when they are not in good health. Some feel safe doing this because they’d be taken care of while some are just ignorant.


See wala on top toto


Dey stress camera for pussy

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by MANNABBQGRILLS: 11:13am On Jun 17, 2020
Thanks for the mention our paddy.
Reading......

Modify,
2. Any style u wan do in the midnight can be done in the day time.

Advice from the Elders @ [color=#006600][/color] : BECAREFUL of the type of styles you do on top and under our young girls.

Some styles maim or kill some girls before their time.

Okay Bye Denrele!

We Rise!!

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Aboks(m): 11:13am On Jun 17, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

Na still the same thing

I guess she smash with strap-on

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Nobody: 11:16am On Jun 17, 2020
DenreleDave:


See wala on top toto


Dey stress camera for pussy
while some of your brothers don’t care if she’s sick or not. Bring the damn pvssy over and go take care of yourself after. grin


They’ll add sores to the already deteriorating health and give her only transport money.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Somodooo: 11:18am On Jun 17, 2020
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post=90762956:
Thanks for the mention our paddy.

Reading......
[/s]
shut up

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by Eriggs: 11:27am On Jun 17, 2020
Zoie:

Have you finished displaying your stupidity?
d tin touch u?
sorry o, kontinue to be doing all nite, u hear?
some1 dey r trying to safe her life o.

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Re: Guys Never Invite A Lady To Pass The Night In Your Place (my Story) by JONNYSPUTE(m): 11:32am On Jun 17, 2020
Froshloaded:
What if she dies while you are smashing in the afternoon grin grin

Na still the same thing
.... Exactly what I wanted to ask him

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