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Itsrm:


Most of these guys are very ignorant. Banks don't make any serious money from their retail arm of banking. Like Lapo, Opay and the likes are not their competitors.

Secondly, all microfinance banks are mandated by CBN to have an account with traditional banks. Microfinance banks don't have accounts with CBN. Traditional banks are the intermediaries. In essence, all the money still ends up with them.

Thirdly like you noted, the rate of fraud on Opay and palmpay especially is something else. I hear fraudsters ran from Kuda because they are very strict. You'll notice that the popularity of Kuda seems to have gone down.

If other banks should do the same, OPAY and the likes will tighten their belts. They had it coming.

I get Opay..but na palm pay and kuda I dey suspect mostly to be the den of scammers.

Seun press this Senator neck no be small. I can't laugh alone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGdfty209Z4

PrinceEma:
I get Opay..but na palm pay and kuda I dey suspect mostly to be the den of scammers.

I really doubt Kuda. Palmpay and Opay are the main culprit.

Did you remember Gen Idris Alkali who was missing and his car was found inside a pond along other cars?

From Yusufu Aminu Idegu, Jos
Major General Umaru Ibrahim Muhammed (rtd) who was assigned by the Nigerian Army to conduct search and rescue operation after General Idris Alkali was declared missing in 2018 has narrated how Gen Alkali was killed in Dura-Du village, Jos South local government of Plateau state.

Gen Muhammed who narrated his discovery when he appeared before the Jos high court, on Wednesday, as principal witness, said late Gen Alkali was gruesomely murdered and his body dismembered before he was buried in shallow grave.
According the star witness, “Late Gen Alkali left Abuja for Bauchi enroute Jos in 2018, while on transit, he made the last call around Dura, Du village in Jos South. And from that moment his phone went off. He never got to Bauchi and he could not be accessed on phone. Three days after, his family had to declare him missing on 3rd of September 2018.

“I was the garrison commander with the 3 division of the Nigerian Army, and I was tasked to conduct a search and rescue operation. My task was to do three things; to find Gen Alkali dead or alive, to find his vehicle black Toyota Corolla with MUN 679 AA and to find whoever is responsible for his sudden disappearance.
“I was given one Major General and 30 soldiers to carry out the task. We search all the hospital, Police station without result. We went to MTN for search and discovered that his phone was switched off in Dura, Du village. That was how we centered our search operations in that village.
“In the village we searched about 32 mining ponds, but information available to us made us to concentrate on the particular one. But the youths of the village mobilised about 500 women to protest against us searching the pond. But in spite of those initial resistance from the locals we continued with our assigned task.
“We had to go to Taraba state to get Fire service trucks and some divers from Bauchi and after intensive labor for two weeks, we succeeded in evacuating water from the pond and on the 29th of September discovered Gen Alkali Toyota Corolla from the pond. Inside the vehicle we saw his uniform, shirt, shoe, cap with his name on them.

“We continued our search in the pond, on the 1st of October, we saw a bus in the pond whose driver was declared missing 7 years earlier. We also saw a Rover car red color, the owner resides in Bisichi, he was declared missing in the same village. Inside that pond were Tipper lorry, Tricycles, motorcycles etc.

“Having discovered his vehicle, the next is to find his body. We intensified in our intelligence, and got one of the suspects who led us to the shallow grave where the remains of Gen Alkali was initially buried by the killers. The suspects confessed that after killing Gen Alkali, he body was dragged round the village before taking him to a location called “no man’s land” and buried him in shallow grave.

“We went to Abuja to bring our sniffer dog, we cultured the dog with his shirt for 3 days. Then we took the dog to “no man’s land”. We discovered they had already moved the body from that grave.
“Further search made us to understand that the killers got the service if a mortician who evacuated the body and packaged it in two bags. We got the mortician, he led us to one Mr Stephen, and Mr Stephen eventually led us to
another village called Buchwet which is 10km away from Dura-Du. That was where the remains of Gen Alkali was dumped, we recovered the body on the 30th October 2018.
“To be sure the body we recover was that of Gen Alkali, we contracted a renowned pathologist to carryout thorough examination on the remains. The pathologists rearranged the entire body to show us how he was killed.
“Study shows that the killers sliced the skull into two, and pieces all parts of his body. That showed us he was gruesomely murdered by the suspects. The pathologist further requested for Gen Alkali ex-ray from the wife, and it march what we recovered. He also went to the shallow grave where Gen Alkali was first buried to fetch the sand from the grave to also confirmed the petsone buried there was Gen Alkali”

The second witness, Major Arashinga Bulus, a serving in NA Abuja also narrated his role in the search and rescue team and confirmed the 21 as those arrested in connection to the killing of Gen Alkali.
After taking two witnesses, the court adjourned the case to 6th November to take additional witnesses.

See where una carry the Mohbad issue go

https://www.nairaland.com/7889735/mohbads-wife-cheated-him-another

TrebleChamp:
The "i was brainwashed" part got me laughing, Blueray says it's an old video sha...

I have never subscribed to that tithe thing. Pastor has never used my money buy private plane or G-wagon.

Itsrm:


Most of these guys are very ignorant. Banks don't make any serious money from their retail arm of banking. Like Lapo, Opay and the likes are not their competitors.

Secondly, all microfinance banks are mandated by CBN to have an account with traditional banks. Microfinance banks don't have accounts with CBN. Traditional banks are the intermediaries. In essence, all the money still ends up with them.

Thirdly like you noted, the rate of fraud on Opay and palmpay especially is something else. I hear fraudsters ran from Kuda because they are very strict. You'll notice that the popularity of Kuda seems to have gone down.

If other banks should do the same, OPAY and the likes will tighten their belts. They had it coming.

If opay and palmpay can do id card verification on their tier 1 accounts many of those scammers will run away because they get different sim cards to open account with different names to do their scams. It's always at tier 1 which can allow you have a transaction limit of 50k while higher tiers require you to put your id card which they don't have since they opened the account with a fake name. Once they are caught there they abandon those accounts and move to another one. Kuda stepping up on their security and verification made those ones to run away.

GloriousGbola:


I can understand Nefertiti who is allegedly a paid catfish. But I expect better from Kalu. Las Las everyone on SM has agenda.

The same abacha of dirty fuel, japaing doctors, wood stove, and sergeant Roger's gang to kill you or kangaroo court to hang you and melt your corpse in acid.

And some people will read this, swallow it and start regurgitating it.

Some People really have no idea what a democracy is.

I didn't really experience abacha's government but what I heard from my parents and older relatives is akin to a horror movie. There are several ways to tackle this government not by going deep to call a killer dictator's government far better than the little democracy we're having now just to score cheap points on social media. I'm glad they were rightfully dragged especially by some obedients.

A40:
Lol that billing na like curse. Even the ones you think have money and you breathe sigh of relief when you meet am, na their billing dey even high pass. Na more of Black woman problem in general sha not just our women. E get why #RentDue na popular trend for Twitter every end of month. And na them dey always dey center of am stylishly requesting for resources

Woman wey casually dey my WhatsApp see my picture with me and some oyinbo broses for my Popsman club. Disturb me sotey say she wan sabi my friends. Those ones sef get jungle fever but them be over kaku. Introduced them, e no reach three weeks e start to dey show am picture of wigs and dresses say her birthday dey come

Them no dey even Nurse client, these women will bill you inside 2 weeks

Well as long as you have a blokos in the middle and some hair on some chinny chin chin you are going to be loved conditionally via what you can offer. As much as some of our baby girls try to hide it with financial independence deep down almost all of them can't date or settle a financially stable man whether he shows it through evidence or packaging. Only woman who will love you unconditionally despite all odds and everything is mama if she didn't abandon you at birth like some.
But of course you still need companionship from time to time so you'll have to still play the game if there's no understanding baby girl in sight. Many relationships nowadays are just sexual transactions self so what's even the point?

“This is the ‘safe’ area that the occupation army spoke of.”

Al Jazeera's Wael Dahdouh lost his wife, son and daughter in an Israeli air raid in the southern Gaza Strip, where Israel told Palestinians to forcibly evacuate for their safety aje..io/mddr91

USA is just naija with money 💰

So many unstable lunactics walking... And they all have guns

Just so you may know

That US gun law na something else. Imagine if all dis boys wey drug don finish get easy access to assault rifles. Though the gun law is good for self defense

seankafor:
USA is just naija with money 💰

So many unstable lunactics walking... And they all have guns

America is a country where terrorists organisations do not have the freehand to go about killing people . It's the citizens themselves that do the killings with automatic weapons they have easy access to.

E come be like say the citizens miss terrorism 🤦‍♂️

seankafor:
USA is just naija with money 💰

So many unstable lunactics walking... And they all have guns

Omo nah mad people full America, like wtf 😱

Rest in peace to the dead....

Mentally unstable citizens,deranged leaders...can never be Russia

Itsrm:
Seun press this Senator neck no be small. I can't laugh alone


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tGdfty209Z4

It's not a funny matter sadly.
Na idiots like this dey rule person

BlueRayDick:


America is a country where terrorists organisations do not have the freehand to go about killing people . It's the citizens themselves that do the killings with automatic weapons they have easy access to.

E come be like say the citizens miss terrorism 🤦‍♂️

Terrible news. Such an unnecessary waste. The problem is that the genie is already out of the bottle and the issue has been politicized to extreme levels.

WhoDeyHause:

If opay and palmpay can do id card verification on their tier 1 accounts many of those scammers will run away because they get different sim cards to open account with different names to do their scams. It's always at tier 1 which can allow you have a transaction limit of 50k while higher tiers require you to put your id card which they don't have since they opened the account with a fake name. Once they are caught there they abandon those accounts and move to another one. Kuda stepping up on their security and verification made those ones to run away.

They are trying to make account opening easy compared to conventional banks. That will always be a problem in a country like Nigeria. More than 90% of money that is fraudulently withdrawn from any account ends in Opay, Palmpay and the likes.

[quote][/quote]🚨⛔️ OGC Nice fullback Youcef Atal has officially been suspended for 7 games, French Federation confirm after social media post voicing support for Palestine.

The sanction takes effect from Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 12:00 am.[/color]

akwesenana:
OGC Nice fullback Youcef Atal has officially been suspended for 7 games, French Federation confirm after social media post voicing support for Palestine.

The sanction takes effect from Tuesday, October 31, 2023 at 12:00 am.

Freedom of speech in the mud.

afrodoc2:


Terrible news. Such an unnecessary waste. The problem is that the genie is already out of the bottle and the issue has been politicized to extreme levels.

The politics behind it is what makes the whole situation sad. Some people will continually support guns on the street under the guise of self defense while some will argue that guns on the street will lead to more bloodshed. The politicians will argue and argue over it, they act all democratic about it while people will keep dropping on the streets.

No way I’ll visit the US…. Man can be eating shrimps in a restaurant and one lunatic with gun go pkai person 🤦🏽‍♂️

obainojazz:
No way I’ll visit the US…. Man can be eaten shrimps in a restaurant and one lunatic with gun go pkai person 🤦🏽‍♂️

Now the idea of David Beckham getting an ex-naval seal as Messi's bodyguard in America makes sense. Make some redneck high on meth no go kill GOAT for us untimely

BlueRayDick:


Now the idea of David Beckham getting an ex-naval seal as Messi's bodyguard in America makes sense. Make some redneck high on meth no go kill GOAT for us untimely

Messi needs a bodyguard anywhere but for yankee even mai guard needs bodyguard.

afrodoc2:


Messi needs a bodyguard anywhere but for yankee even mai guard needs bodyguard.

Na wa o. It's so scary that u don't get to worry about terrorists wearing bomb vests threshing to blow up buildings with u inside ; u worry about fellow citizens carrying automatic rifles unaliving people here and there

BlueRayDick:


The politics behind it is what makes the whole situation sad. Some people will continually support guns on the street under the guise of self defense while some will argue that guns on the street will lead to more bloodshed. The politicians will argue and argue over it, they act all democratic about it while people will keep dropping on the streets.

The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a raumdeuter with an m16 assault rifle.

BlueRayDick:




Na wa o. It's so scary that u don't get to worry about terrorists wearing bomb vests threshing to blow up buildings with u inside ; u worry about fellow citizens carrying automatic rifles unaliving people here and there

After they could not reach agreements after school shootings it was clear nothing can stop the insane gun lobby. They even politicized it and attacked the survivors.

Imagine 5 year old pikins have shooter drills.

GloriousGbola:


The only thing that can stop a bad guy with a gun is a raumdeuter with an m16 assault rifle.

Kill or get killed 🤦‍♂️

seankafor:
USA is just naija with money 💰

So many unstable lunactics walking... And they all have guns

Idiot go dn go off one mugu for boys..