SporaD8:

He better be... and swiftly too!!!
I lost my kid bro. to such an 1diot hence why I see no difference between him and Mass Shooters, Suicide bombers and the likes!

Sorry to hear about your kid bro, Man. ... Life.

I learned driving from playing GTA. so when I bought my car I was only shown what to do in 5 minutes and I drove the car home myself

Motivational speaker don give this one morale.
Na so a friend learnt driving in few days go use am collect car for ehailing on HP, e got caught in so many traffic offences and bashings, they don collect car for him hand, thank God sey e no kill anyone.
You no even dey talk about learning through virtual simulator, na YouTube you wan take learn, continue, let's save this thread so we go know how to handle your case when you don commit murder, that is if you no follow join

Unfortunately it seems the only place you will be driving to is jail.

PapaNnamdi:
I am sorry for you,
When danfo , korope, Keke show u hell, you will realize why first hand experience is important

Then trailer coming from behind will intimidate you with their horn, if you no get mind na inside lagoon u go see ursef

The intimidation is the worst part. Had dt issue when i first started driving. Mind you, i went to a driving school. Dunno why those big vehicles like using the horn to scare people.

NB: i have a friend (outside lagos) who learnt to drive on youtube. He's been driving since 2018 with no issues. Na automatic sha

SUICIDE MISSION

So that he can kill plenty people abi

LillyandDaisy:
You better pick long vehicle like Daff 95

havecycle:
Who else have used online resources to professionalize on driving before?

I learned to drive a shift stick online.
But I bought my car first so learning was just too easy in an open field, then I graduated to a less busy road , in 3 weeks I become Lewis Hamilton.

havecycle:
Inability to drive has deprived me opportunity from getting a job and as I don't have money to pay and be trained by a driving school, I decided to use online resources to learn it.

Steps:

Put the car on neutral before turning it on or press the clutch pedal if it's on gear.

Start the car

Press the accelerator pedal and release your foot from the clutch pedal slowly and the car is on motion.

Press the clutch pedal again to change gear.

Press the break pedal alongside the clutch pedal to slow down and bring the car to a stop.

And so on.

With these, I pray I'm good as I am about to pick up a driving job.

Pray for me and other road users.

I can't stay jobless anymore especially with penniless pocket.

God help me.

Learning to drive on an internet is very very different from driving from real life. Driving requires you to be fit, be able to make very quick defensive driving decisions and also to be able to make evasive maneuvers in a manner that does NOT put you, your property,the other people and their property at risks. The feel of online simulation is very different from that of real life test.

Go to a proper licensed driving school please.

Oga calm down, non drivers always think nothing is hard in driving but i can tell you driving is the most risky, strenuous, breathtaking activity because any slight mistake could cost you or other people's life. Abeg, no try am o without consulting a certified driving school to take you through the driving rubrics and know-how cos when e happen na then your eyes go clear, that's only if you are alive to witness the catastrophy you have caused. Ire o!

This is disaster waiting to happen, but incase you still choose to go on, don't try in on the road. Better use a football field to try the experiment so that the risks of accident will be reduced. Equally don't use an SUV or large sedan for this.

Nobody taught me how to drive. I taught myself by observing whenever I’m sorted beside anyone driving, especially my Dad anytime we out together.

Picked the vehicle one day and the rest they say, is history.

havecycle:
Inability to drive has deprived me opportunity from getting a job and as I don't have money to pay and be trained by a driving school, I decided to use online resources to learn it.

Steps:

Put the car on neutral before turning it on or press the clutch pedal if it's on gear.

Start the car

Press the accelerator pedal and release your foot from the clutch pedal slowly and the car is on motion.

Press the clutch pedal again to change gear.

Press the break pedal alongside the clutch pedal to slow down and bring the car to a stop.

And so on.

With these, I pray I'm good as I am about to pick up a driving job.

Pray for me and other road users.

I can't stay jobless anymore especially with penniless pocket.

God help me.

Let me answer your question like this...

If your doctor told you he learned how to do surgery on youtube will you allow him to operate on you...

My friend will you go to driving school and learn real practical.....Driving requires practice not theoretical talk..

I honestly hope this is a troll post. If not, just know you are going to be a danger to yourself and others. Stop using the excuse of no money to endanger your life and others, it is SELFISHNESS to do so.

havecycle:
Inability to drive has deprived me opportunity from getting a job and as I don't have money to pay and be trained by a driving school, I decided to use online resources to learn it.

Steps:

Put the car on neutral before turning it on or press the clutch pedal if it's on gear.

Start the car

Press the accelerator pedal and release your foot from the clutch pedal slowly and the car is on motion.

Press the clutch pedal again to change gear.

Press the break pedal alongside the clutch pedal to slow down and bring the car to a stop.

And so on.

With these, I pray I'm good as I am about to pick up a driving job.

Pray for me and other road users.

I can't stay jobless anymore especially with penniless pocket.

God help me.

I actually knew how to drive through PS2 video games, but later on someone put me through how to drive a real vehicle, just 1 day training I became a perfect driver.

Let someone put you through within 1 day, you should be good to go..

I also learnt to fly an airplane on Youtube. I hope the Nigerian Airforce can employ me to fly the president and his cabinets.

havecycle:
Inability to drive has deprived me opportunity from getting a job and as I don't have money to pay and be trained by a driving school, I decided to use online resources to learn it.

Steps:

Put the car on neutral before turning it on or press the clutch pedal if it's on gear.

Start the car

Press the accelerator pedal and release your foot from the clutch pedal slowly and the car is on motion.

Press the clutch pedal again to change gear.

Press the break pedal alongside the clutch pedal to slow down and bring the car to a stop.

And so on.

With these, I pray I'm good as I am about to pick up a driving job.

Pray for me and other road users.

I can't stay jobless anymore especially with penniless pocket.

God help me.

Go on a drive with your friend or neighbor at least ten Times for practice

If op said I learnt from dream,I will support him to hit the road because I first learn driving in dream, then one afternoon I pick my mum highlander to drive, the woman didn't agree with me,she insisted on driving school, I went to driving school a week, she came looking for me in drive school, them tell her omo boy no come again o,I Don spend the remaining money she gave me for driving school.

Me driving school lailai. The rest na story.

How about handling the sterling wheel? You better go to a driving school .

campbelljosh:
So that he can kill plenty people abi

So he can learn very quickly

The risk is you will enter coffin very soon

Na plane I want learn to drive on YouTube

But the truth of the matter is that I also learnt driving on YouTube and later got a manual transmission as my first car, I didn't drive on the road immediately, I drove through the rural areas where we had less traffic and vehicles, I made some minor mistakes on that road then until I was able to drive so good, before I could drive on the express road.

My soft advise for the Op is to get a vehicle to practice with before you can drive on the road, there is a clear difference in what you learned on YouTube and when you get to the wheel.

havecycle:
Inability to drive has deprived me opportunity from getting a job and as I don't have money to pay and be trained by a driving school, I decided to use online resources to learn it.

Steps:

Put the car on neutral before turning it on or press the clutch pedal if it's on gear.

Start the car

Press the accelerator pedal and release your foot from the clutch pedal slowly and the car is on motion.

Press the clutch pedal again to change gear.

Press the break pedal alongside the clutch pedal to slow down and bring the car to a stop.

And so on.

With these, I pray I'm good as I am about to pick up a driving job.

Pray for me and other road users.

I can't stay jobless anymore especially with penniless pocket.

God help me.

It’s not about learning how to drive it’s about understanding the rules on the road

Our laws require that you obtain a valid drivers license before you can operate a motor car, and you can obtain one only after enrolling into an accredited driving school and passing a driving test. Best of luck.

havecycle:
Inability to drive has deprived me opportunity from getting a job and as I don't have money to pay and be trained by a driving school, I decided to use online resources to learn it.

Steps:

Put the car on neutral before turning it on or press the clutch pedal if it's on gear.

Start the car

Press the accelerator pedal and release your foot from the clutch pedal slowly and the car is on motion.

Press the clutch pedal again to change gear.

Press the break pedal alongside the clutch pedal to slow down and bring the car to a stop.

And so on.

With these, I pray I'm good as I am about to pick up a driving job.

Pray for me and other road users.

I can't stay jobless anymore especially with penniless pocket.

God help me.

Se pot holes,lastma,agbero, police,vio deh YouTube abi if rain fall for YouTube flood dey dey for road for YouTube too

You better look for one driving school to straighten up your head and hands with legs and get real practical driving lessons. I hope you won't be driving that car on Lagos roads ooo iff not those okada riders and danfo drivers go show you better shege. If I were to be your friend while you are driving, I will rather stay inside the booth of the car, should in case sha.

havecycle:
Inability to drive has deprived me opportunity from getting a job and as I don't have money to pay and be trained by a driving school, I decided to use online resources to learn it.

Steps:

Put the car on neutral before turning it on or press the clutch pedal if it's on gear.

Start the car

Press the accelerator pedal and release your foot from the clutch pedal slowly and the car is on motion.

Press the clutch pedal again to change gear.

Press the break pedal alongside the clutch pedal to slow down and bring the car to a stop.

And so on.

With these, I pray I'm good as I am about to pick up a driving job.

Pray for me and other road users.

I can't stay jobless anymore especially with penniless pocket.

God help me.

Baba, dem no dey use mouth learn to drive o. Go use money learn am .I pray God provide for u IJN.

Timothy89:
are you catching cruise or trying to crack joke



first learn how to ride bicycle on YouTube and practise it outside before trying to move your new apartment to the grave


Before I will even teach you how to drive, you will know the basic functions of car components, after teaching you, I will set theoretical exam for you, if you get 80% then we'll go to the field

The concern should not be for the Op Because he has clearly given up his freedom,as he would likely cause an accident when he takes any car out,and thus be in prison soon;the concern should be for that of the innocent lives his folly may cause to lose their lives.
Even people who were taught still need time and grace to take a car out to the road themselves,talkless of online learning!

On YouTube?

The baba tried.

I taught myself to drive with no tutor. Just my guy's car and me teaching ourselves how to live and survive with each other...

And today, few will believe I never received any formal training.. smh

havecycle:
Inability to drive has deprived me opportunity from getting a job and as I don't have money to pay and be trained by a driving school, I decided to use online resources to learn it.

Steps:

Put the car on neutral before turning it on or press the clutch pedal if it's on gear.

Start the car

Press the accelerator pedal and release your foot from the clutch pedal slowly and the car is on motion.

Press the clutch pedal again to change gear.

Press the break pedal alongside the clutch pedal to slow down and bring the car to a stop.

And so on.

With these, I pray I'm good as I am about to pick up a driving job.

Pray for me and other road users.

I can't stay jobless anymore especially with penniless pocket.

God help me.

Dude you're a potential hazard about to hits the road, it's not enough to know the technicalities of driving you need to develop emotional and psychological skills too. But God epp you, anyone you carry & those who may be on the same road/lane with you.