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mamman40:
Abeg...
Shey na for daytime anarchy dey unravel like dis...

Yeah!!

ReadaDream:
LOL. The sun mad. Opelope tinted glass and good ac. Man for roast

AJe!

Omoapena:
This Lagos is wild, I was on my way from osapa to unilag when I entered a big pot hole and my tyre deflated instantly, I parked by the road side to switch my tyre with the spare only for these touts/miscreants to appear from nowhere, they were 7 in numbers, they offered to help me but I said I'm okay with changing the tyre myself, I thought they would leave after telling them that but to my surprise, they were waiting.

After removing the deflated tyre, I went inside my trunk to bring out the spare only for these miscreants to tell me that before I can fix the spare, I will have to pay them money, I asked money for what and they said money for car break down on their road, I then asked again, where is your road and they said where I parked that i will have to pay them before I can do anything in my car. They hijacked the spare tyre from me and started rolling it away, I asked them, so how much am I paying and they said 10k, i said what! 10k for what and they said again for car break down in their territory, I looked around hoping I could see any government car or something that will pass so I can flag it down while they come to my rescue but I didn't see none then it dawn on me that I'm on my own and the only way I could sort this out is to relate with them friendly so I switched to my street OT and let them know we are brothers and I'm also a hustler like them and they don't have to be so aggressive, they then asked me how much am I giving them, I brought out 800naira hoping they will take it but they refused and started rolling my spare tyre away again, then I called the one giving them order to a side and relate with him like a brother with some kind of street slangs, he then realized I have some street OT too, then I brought out the last 1k in my car to add to the 800naira, making it 1800, he then collected it with appreciation for having a friendly conversation with them.



That was how my street OT saved me from this scavengers, now, I'm beginning to wonder if someone without this OT or someone so fearful encounter them, how will the person handle the situation without getting robbed or being beaten....


Lagos is truly wild..

Thank your stars it's not even at night. You did the best thing by recognizing whom to speak to.

YeyeGbami:
You get AC, abi na fan dey ur car. Na now we go know

Lolz...the kain sun wey dey outside ehh...u no need fire to cook beans.

Omoapena:
This Lagos is wild, I was on car. They hijacked the spare tyre from me and started rolling it away, I asked them, so how much am I paying and they said 10k, i said what! 10k for what and they said again for car break down in their territory, I looked around hoping I could see any government car or something that will pass so I can flag it down while they come to my rescue but I didn't see none then it dawn on me that I'm on my own and the only way I could sort this out is to relate with them friendly so I switched to my street OT and let them know we are brothers and I'm also a hustler like them and they don't have to be so aggressive, they then asked me how much am I giving them, I brought out 800naira hoping they will take it but they refused and started rolling my spare tyre away again, then I called the one giving them order to a side and relate with him like a brother with some kind of street slangs, he then realized I have some street OT too, then I brought out the last 1k in my car to add to the 800naira, making it 1800, he then collected it with appreciation for having a friendly conversation with them.



That was how my street OT saved me from this scavengers, now, I'm beginning to wonder if someone without this OT or someone so fearful encounter them, how will the person handle the situation without getting robbed or being beaten....


Lagos is truly wild..

This menace must be checkmated before it gets out of hand. What's more than a robbery short for them not bearing u up in d process.
But that's d reality we find ourselves, I tell anybody that cares to listen, if u find urself in this situation, just relate with them peaceful and get out of the situation, even if u be Jet Li, u can't beat them all. Just one stab and the person is gone forever because of a few thousands. Never fight or quarrel with those guys.

Please if anybody knows who can give out his/her car to a driver should please beep me. God bless you. 08039746252

aderadio1:
Pls who can help activate an old bolt account. Someone that use to drive bolt B4 but had issue with his car and stopped driving for a while. Now I have helped him to get a new car on HP. The car passed the bolt test over 3 weeks now but bolt have not activated his account to start work again.

Is there anyone here who can help?

Let him go to Bolt office

Omoapena:
This Lagos is wild, I was on my way from osapa to unilag when I entered a big pot hole and my tyre deflated instantly, I parked by the road side to switch my tyre with the spare only for these touts/miscreants to appear from nowhere, they were 7 in numbers, they offered to help me but I said I'm okay with changing the tyre myself, I thought they would leave after telling them that but to my surprise, they were waiting.

After removing the deflated tyre, I went inside my trunk to bring out the spare only for these miscreants to tell me that before I can fix the spare, I will have to pay them money, I asked money for what and they said money for car break down on their road, I then asked again, where is your road and they said where I parked that i will have to pay them before I can do anything in my car. They hijacked the spare tyre from me and started rolling it away, I asked them, so how much am I paying and they said 10k, i said what! 10k for what and they said again for car break down in their territory, I looked around hoping I could see any government car or something that will pass so I can flag it down while they come to my rescue but I didn't see none then it dawn on me that I'm on my own and the only way I could sort this out is to relate with them friendly so I switched to my street OT and let them know we are brothers and I'm also a hustler like them and they don't have to be so aggressive, they then asked me how much am I giving them, I brought out 800naira hoping they will take it but they refused and started rolling my spare tyre away again, then I called the one giving them order to a side and relate with him like a brother with some kind of street slangs, he then realized I have some street OT too, then I brought out the last 1k in my car to add to the 800naira, making it 1800, he then collected it with appreciation for having a friendly conversation with them.



That was how my street OT saved me from this scavengers, now, I'm beginning to wonder if someone without this OT or someone so fearful encounter them, how will the person handle the situation without getting robbed or being beaten....


Lagos is truly wild..

Next time scout your environment before you start any car repair. Just OT will save you.

Just buy cigarettes put for car next time wait for them to come to you light up one stick and offer them. Then let them start convo and follow them vibe but no try obalande costain tout oooo

Blackbishop:
Next time scout your environment before you start any car repair. Just OT will save you.

Just buy cigarettes put for car next time wait for them to come to you light up one stick and offer them. Then let them start convo and follow them vibe but no try obalande costain tout oooo

I don't smoke and I'm not sure this will work on them

Pearl1910:
Lolz...the kain sun wey dey outside ehh...u no need fire to cook beans.

I now understand why rich man dey do car port for him house.

dav1002:
Also don't forget map doesn't work well on that road too

Map will be shouting at 200metres take the exit when you get to the supposed exit you'd see a huge stone used to block the road

Also coming from the middle lane towards iyana iba there's an exit after barracks to link the service lane map doesn't recognize it too

Same thing with linking PPL from the middle lane

So if one isn't familiar with the route and you dey depend on map OYO!

Also the road on the service lane after trade fair enroute mile 2 is now worse
Potholes everywhere

See baba, all these places you've highlighted in your post above are not legal. They are spots and areas where the road demarcations were removed solely to ease the flow of traffic on that axis during the periods when the road construction was still ongoing around those locations. Of course you should not expect those areas to be left open long after said construction has been finished and the engineers have moved on further down the road and you should not expect Google map to realize it on time hence the reason why you're always running into big-big stones after hearing 200 meters ahead

The so called map I gave you in my prior post is the government verified road network available for motorists who wish to take a detour when on that route. It will be available for use both in reality and on Google map even till the next 50 years to come. It is part of the master plan the government and ecowas had for that road so nothing can close it down. The only thing that can happen is if they create new roads and detours along there but I fear they will have to demolish peoples buildings to achieve such a feat.

So try to memorise the information I gave you earlier. It will be useful to you for decades to come unless you don't see yourself coming along this way again for the rest of your life.

And concerning the bad patch of road you spoke of near trade fair . . . Mehn, so the only bad portion of road (highest 5 meters long) all the way from alaba to orile is the single reason you want to write the whole full express off?

I understand you don't like driving this way but abeg sofly-sofly dey find fault with the location. There are hundreds of worse roads in this same lagos but surprisingly you'd have no problems transversing same just because you're already comfortable with those axis

Omoapena:
This Lagos is wild, I was on my way from osapa to unilag when I entered a big pot hole and my tyre deflated instantly, I parked by the road side to switch my tyre with the spare only for these touts/miscreants to appear from nowhere, they were 7 in numbers, they offered to help me but I said I'm okay with changing the tyre myself, I thought they would leave after telling them that but to my surprise, they were waiting.

After removing the deflated tyre, I went inside my trunk to bring out the spare only for these miscreants to tell me that before I can fix the spare, I will have to pay them money, I asked money for what and they said money for car break down on their road, I then asked again, where is your road and they said where I parked that i will have to pay them before I can do anything in my car. They hijacked the spare tyre from me and started rolling it away, I asked them, so how much am I paying and they said 10k, i said what! 10k for what and they said again for car break down in their territory, I looked around hoping I could see any government car or something that will pass so I can flag it down while they come to my rescue but I didn't see none then it dawn on me that I'm on my own and the only way I could sort this out is to relate with them friendly so I switched to my street OT and let them know we are brothers and I'm also a hustler like them and they don't have to be so aggressive, they then asked me how much am I giving them, I brought out 800naira hoping they will take it but they refused and started rolling my spare tyre away again, then I called the one giving them order to a side and relate with him like a brother with some kind of street slangs, he then realized I have some street OT too, then I brought out the last 1k in my car to add to the 800naira, making it 1800, he then collected it with appreciation for having a friendly conversation with them.



That was how my street OT saved me from this scavengers, now, I'm beginning to wonder if someone without this OT or someone so fearful encounter them, how will the person handle the situation without getting robbed or being beaten....


Lagos is truly wild..

Where did this happen please? Because i know i have encountered them twice along ajah and ikota axis. And when you need those government officials you won't see them and nobody will even stop for you. It was a horrible experience for me then o.

aderadio1:
Pls who can help activate an old bolt account. Someone that use to drive bolt B4 but had issue with his car and stopped driving for a while. Now I have helped him to get a new car on HP. The car passed the bolt test over 3 weeks now but bolt have not activated his account to start work again.

Is there anyone here who can help?

Abeg shey you still get link to connect me to any car?

northbird:
Liver kwa? Come there to do what?. There's nothing attractive in that axis..

I understand your view perfectly and its entirely your opinion which you are right to have

Fact is I didn't put up that detail for you, I put it up to dispel the insinuation that there weren't any detours or roads available to exit that express road. It wouldn't be useful to you but I know that the many other ANTs that will be moving lagos steady this season and onwards will need such information to make good decisions while picking lucrative trips on their apps which you decide to ignore

Plus what seems attractive to you might not be so to the next pilot. Some go on trips just because the money involved is worth it while others (like you) might be taking trips to some locations based on say the roads are paved with gold or huge mansions and sky scrappers with street lights adorn the sidewalks and the women all walk around with mini skirts along that axis (I am assuming this is your own definition of an area being attractive)

So baba chill, nobody will ever beg you to come this way. This way no need you make una dey that una way make we dey our own

Emekayoung:
Where did this happen please? Because i know i have encountered them twice along ajah and ikota axis. And when you need those government officials you won't see them and nobody will even stop for you. It was a horrible experience for me then o.

Right in front of nicon estate before ikate bus stop


It was really horrible and scary, that was my 1st time dealing with them alone....

Omoapena:
Right in front of nicon estate before ikate bus stop


It was really horrible and scary, that was my 1st time dealing with them alone....

You don get the experience now baba
Mine happened just in front of Lekki Conservation, before the toll.

Please all these rides with yeye prices on indrive, who dey pick them?

This is a really bad time for bolt to block me o

Trip wey bolt put 12,400

My fellow driver don go carry am 6k for Indrive 😪😓😭... Warriz ol diz!!!

Omoapena:
Right in front of nicon estate before ikate bus stop


It was really horrible and scary, that was my 1st time dealing with them alone....

If u were on d main express road u should have turned out of the main road. U have many options in that area.

Pearl1910:
If u were on d main express road u should have turned out of the main road. U have many options in that area.

There was no option except I want to spoil the tyre completely

MrReeseG:
Trip wey bolt put 12,400

My fellow driver don go carry am 6k for Indrive 😪😓😭... Warriz ol diz!!!

Same werey drivers that will be shouting bolt prices is shit and commission is high.
The ones wey dey off me pass na Bolt drivers that are open to take Economy rides. Since that nonsence was launched, I have never ticked Economy.
Some people don't have class and worth in this life.

Omoapena:
There was no option except I want to spoil the tyre completely

Why not, if u enter Total/Chicken republic nobody will harass u there. If u drive into house on d rock street, nobody will harass u there. U can't damage the tyre in that short distance. Except it has gone down long before then, but Platinum way was just behind u, before Nicon. So U had options man.

Pearl1910:
Why not, if u enter Total/Chicken republic nobody will harass u there. If u drive into house on d rock street, nobody will harass u there. U can't damage the tyre in that short distance. Except it has gone down long before then, but Platinum way was just behind u, before Nicon. So U had options man.

Well noted Boss.

MrReeseG:
Trip wey bolt put 12,400

My fellow driver don go carry am 6k for Indrive 😪😓😭... Warriz ol diz!!!

Na glithronix, anything above 3k5 Otilor

Omoapena:
This Lagos is wild, I was on my way from osapa to unilag when I entered a big pot hole and my tyre deflated instantly, I parked by the road side to switch my tyre with the spare only for these touts/miscreants to appear from nowhere, they were 7 in numbers, they offered to help me but I said I'm okay with changing the tyre myself, I thought they would leave after telling them that but to my surprise, they were waiting.

After removing the deflated tyre, I went inside my trunk to bring out the spare only for these miscreants to tell me that before I can fix the spare, I will have to pay them money, I asked money for what and they said money for car break down on their road, I then asked again, where is your road and they said where I parked that i will have to pay them before I can do anything in my car. They hijacked the spare tyre from me and started rolling it away, I asked them, so how much am I paying and they said 10k, i said what! 10k for what and they said again for car break down in their territory, I looked around hoping I could see any government car or something that will pass so I can flag it down while they come to my rescue but I didn't see none then it dawn on me that I'm on my own and the only way I could sort this out is to relate with them friendly so I switched to my street OT and let them know we are brothers and I'm also a hustler like them and they don't have to be so aggressive, they then asked me how much am I giving them, I brought out 800naira hoping they will take it but they refused and started rolling my spare tyre away again, then I called the one giving them order to a side and relate with him like a brother with some kind of street slangs, he then realized I have some street OT too, then I brought out the last 1k in my car to add to the 800naira, making it 1800, he then collected it with appreciation for having a friendly conversation with them.



That was how my street OT saved me from this scavengers, now, I'm beginning to wonder if someone without this OT or someone so fearful encounter them, how will the person handle the situation without getting robbed or being beaten....


Lagos is truly wild..

Welcome to the Lagos that Tinubu built. Remember also that a lot of useless animals sing their praises and support them online here, e.g. donbrowser

NewDea4:
Welcome to the Lagos that Tinubu built. Remember also that a lot of useless animals sing their praises and support them online here, e.g. donbrowser

Next time you drive through Anambra, park anywhere at Upper Iweka or Nnewi and let us know your experience. BTW use your real account next time.

donbrowser:
Next time you drive through Anambra, park anywhere at Upper Iweka or Nnewi and let us know your experience. BTW use your real account next time.

Until then, no problem

Yaribá doggie

NewDea4:
Welcome to the Lagos that Tinubu built. Remember also that a lot of useless animals sing their praises and support them online here, e.g. donbrowser

Have you or your u$eless p@rents that failed in your upbr1nging ever condemned any of these? If not for failéd parenting, will you run to Lagos to drive Uber out of fear for UGM?

NewDea4:
Until then, no problem

Yaribá doggie

Ayírí ọmọ IPOB

donbrowser:
Ayírí ọmọ IPOB

Eeyaah

Sorry bro the thing enter you well, you had to reply twice

It is well. Just try and be using your brain no matter how small it is

NewDea4:
Eeyaah

Sorry bro the thing enter you well, you had to reply twice

It is well. Just try and be using your brain no matter how small it is

I have a bra1n to use, you inherited bra1nlessness from your frustratẹ̀d parénts

NewDea4:
Eeyaah

Sorry bro the thing enter you well, you had to reply twice

It is well. Just try and be using your brain no matter how small it is

... When you hear Lagos, your d1ck rises. ONKR. If you don't like Lagos, park your bags and go to another city built by other governors or individuals in Nigeria. Kojubelo