How old were you when you realized that it's not "Mummy Oyoyo" but
"Mummy oh-you're home"?
Please don’t come and lie
🤣😂

Yesterday

Oh, really!
If this is correct, then it must be on top your post.

YouandiAllofus:
Oh, really!
If this is correct, then it must be on top your post.

Just now, at 31 years 7months old 🤣

There's no way it is "Mummy oh-you're home?"

How can you be seeing your mum at home and still be asking "Mummy oh-you're home"?

An African mum will give you a knock on your head if you dare ask such silly question.

Mummy oh you're home is fake, foolish and stupid

Nothing beats mummy oyoyo

Today

MadamVanessa:



Mummy oh you're home is fake, foolish and stupid

Nothing beats mummy oyoyom

You get coconut head

As a city boy I never recited such rubbish.
Speak for yourself.

Zonefree:
There's no way it is "Mummy oh-you're home?"

How can you be seeing your mum at home and still be asking "Mummy oh-you're home"?

An African mum will give you a knock on your head if you dare ask such silly question.

money121:

How old were you when you realized that it's not "Mummy Oyoyo" but
"Mummy oh-you're home"?
Please don’t come and lie
🤣😂

lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J Seun Nlfpmod

30 seconds ago.

FuckingMachine:
As a city boy I never recited such rubbish.
Speak for yourself.

...but you dey follow lick mango, chop carrot, pineapple, paw paw, collect sweet, chewing gum, and ask "mumy wetin you buy for us" abi?
Fucking lying machine!!

RepoMan007:
...but you dey follow lick mango, chop carrot, pineapple, paw paw, collect sweet, chewing gum, and ask "mumy wetin you buy for us" abi?
Fucking lying machine!!

Don't mind him
City boy

You people should not come and be changing things any how. Na oyoyo we know and na oyoyo e go remain.

It is mummy oyoyo, you guys should stop forming woke and trying to convert every Nigerian word to "queens English"
I'm sure this rubbish is coming from the same set of people that are calling garri "cassava flakes"

thesicilian:
It is mummy oyoyo, you guys should stop forming woke and trying to convert every Nigerian word to "queens English"

That is not wokeness.


What IS wokeness IS retaining the original African expression.

Magnoliaa:


That is not wokeness.


What IS wokeness IS retaining the original African expression.

Lol. They don't know that yet. Until they completely lose themselves trying to belong, and then inevitably end up being rejected by the Joneses they're trying to keep up with.

thesicilian:
Lol. They don't know that yet. Until they completely lose themselves trying to belong, and then inevitably end up being rejected by the Joneses they're trying to keep up with.

Err I am not sure if you get my point... I mean to be woke is to retain your origins- whether it's in names, or expressions or cultural practices.


When you don't pander to absurd and unfit Western ideologies and white-/brain- washing, you're being a woke person.


So the people who actually try to ''anglicize" everything about themselves are far from being woke. They are 'asleep', so to speak, because they are not conscious of African realities and peculiar problems. You can say a person who practices their traditional religion or refuses to do a white wedding is a woke individual.

RepoMan007:
...but you dey follow lick mango, chop carrot, pineapple, paw paw, collect sweet, chewing gum, and ask "mumy wetin you buy for us" abi?
Fucking lying machine!!

Oga no dey project your childhood on others.
Just because you did it don't mean we did.
That's a poor man trait.

FuckingMachine:


Oga no dey project your childhood on others.
Just because you did it don't mean we did.
That's a poor man trait.

Says a richman with poverty moniker and post history.

Go and finish your roasted cassava and palm oil breakfast.

RepoMan007:
Says a richman with poverty moniker and post history.

Go and finish your roasted cassava and palm oil breakfast.

Eating roasted cassava and palm oil isn't bad and doesn't make you poor, it's how you eat it that makes you poor.

This is what you poor people have failed to understand that's why your girls over makeup and wear skimpy clothes and your boys wear multicoloured clothing hoping to look posh. Meanwhile, a rich kid steps out in just shorts and t shirt and is immediately looking superior.

Just discovering that's the aje butter way of saying it, but it will continue to b oyoyo from this side.

Oizee:
Just discovering that's the aje butter way of saying it, but it will continue to b oyoyo from this side.

Pako pikin

Infact I just dey know now

ghettochild:
Infact I just dey know now

Ok now

Mama dey dey
Oyo yo yo
Papa dey dey
Oyo yo yo
Ehhh oyo yo
Oyo yo
Please don't tell me what it's not.....

davillian:
Mama dey dey
Oyo yo yo
Papa dey dey
Oyo yo yo
Ehhh oyo yo
Oyo yo
Please don't tell me what it's not.....

Na there dem go see you
Na the correct one dey up so

It must be a highly classified secret as I know not what u talking about

ERCROSS:
To knock this OP dey hungry me. It is mummy oyoyo and so shall it remain

No vex now

money121:

How old were you when you realized that it's not "Mummy Oyoyo" but
"Mummy oh-you're home"?
Please don’t come and lie
🤣😂

lalasticlala, Mynd44, OAM4J Seun Nlfpmod

What joy do some people derive in cooking up stupid stories?
This is fake fake fake