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How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy(op): 10:51am On Jan 03, 2024
So Guys
I left my Gf @ home to link up with another girl have been trying to bang since last year
After 3 rounds around 2 am I noticed her hot temperature when she's snuggle up with me
"IS EVERYTHING OK"? She Said she's its normal
Around 3am my nairalanders,that was how this girl started rolling on the floor at this point, I say my own don done! I started having flashbacks of those horrible news I do stumbled across on nairaland,ticktok,Instagram
Abeg na,u are scaring the shit out of me! Omo she did not answer me again o she started vomiting and shitting,she did It like 3 -4 times already
Around 6,30...she took her stuff and said she's going home to get drugs,I tf and escort her outside.

Till now my mind never come down.
Just because I want to change the taste of puna
I no tell anybody for house o
Chai grin
Thank God sha
She is fine now.
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Emma513: 10:58am On Jan 03, 2024
CHIA! YOU FOR DON ENTER KRIKRI ROOM tongue
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by AKWATGOLD1(m): 11:06am On Jan 03, 2024
Change of puna can sends someone to correctional center.
MayowaTallguy:
So Guys
I left my Gf @ home to link up with another girl have been trying to bang since last year
After 3 rounds around 2 am I noticed her hot temperature when she's snuggle up with me
"IS EVERYTHING OK"? She Said she's its normal
Around 3am my nairalanders,that was how this girl started rolling on the floor at this point, I say my own don done! I started having flashbacks of those horrible news I do stumbled across on nairaland,ticktok,Instagram
Abeg na,u are scaring the shit out of me! Omo she did not answer me again o she started vomiting and shitting,she did It like 3 -4 times already
Around 6,30...she took her stuff and said she's going home to get drugs,I tf and escort her outside.

Till now my mind never come down.
Just because I want to change the taste of puna
I no tell anybody for house o
Chai grin
Thank God sha
She is fine now.
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Palazee(m): 11:14am On Jan 03, 2024
Nah how you suppose appear for nairaland fp gringrin
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy(op): 11:26am On Jan 03, 2024
Palazee:
Nah how you suppose appear for nairaland fp gringrin
I swear grin
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy(op): 11:26am On Jan 03, 2024
Palazee:
Nah how you suppose appear for nairaland fp gringrin
Na on top 9 ja cover be that grin
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by AngelicDamsel(f):
I hope you learnt your lesson. Next time you may not be this lucky.


Don't waste your life because of short time pleasure.

Be wise!

PerfectStranger:
Something must kill a man
Must a man disgrace himself and his family because of one night pleasure. At least a man should die honourably. Imagine seeing a post of "man killed lover after sex" and it's this OP

Be honourable wink

PerfectStranger:
So how do we tackle konji then? tongue
Guy, Op said he has a girlfriend.
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by PerfectStranger(m): 11:36am On Jan 03, 2024
AngelicDamsel:
I hope you learnt your lesson. Next time you may not be this lucky.


Don't waste your life because of short time pleasure.

Be wise!
Something must kill a man
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by PerfectStranger(m): 12:00pm On Jan 03, 2024
AngelicDamsel:
I hope you learnt your lesson. Next time you may not be this lucky.


Don't waste your life because of short time pleasure.

Be wise!

Must a man disgrace himself and his family because of one night pleasure. At least a man should die honourably. Imagine seeing a post of "man killed lover after sex" and it's this OP

Be honourable wink
So how do we tackle konji then? tongue
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by DarkCaesar(m): 12:01pm On Jan 03, 2024
No reason am…….person wey go die by car, if dem shoot am enno go penetrate.
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by LoveFayfay(f): 12:16pm On Jan 03, 2024
OP never still learn lesson ooo. That thing wey you dey look for, you go still see am. Ride on bro...
Lol
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by sulakishop(m): 12:33pm On Jan 03, 2024
You need a prison experience, the girl for faint abeg grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Osashalom: 12:41pm On Jan 03, 2024
That moment you discovered that life is beyond dick and puna
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by PawsitiveBro(m): 1:14pm On Jan 03, 2024
Your God saved you. You for land yourself for kirikiri.
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by madscientist88(m): 1:15pm On Jan 03, 2024
how you guys have sex with girls whos health status is a mystery amaze me,to the point you bring them over to your place.you got lucky.
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Flows001(m): 1:42pm On Jan 03, 2024
I had nearly similar experience faa..

I invited a babe to my place for three days, we banged the first two nights, but on the third night after like two rounds, the babe went to shower and when she got back into the room, she began acting strange and rolling on the bed holding her stomach, she was also saying things like she was possessed, I had to put on my phone recorder and started recording all my continuous questionings and her responses and strange reactions, just as proof say I did my best and I no get hand in case anything sup with her grin grin

The babe went to the toilet and vomited everything in her stomach, omoh, I was scared to death, I began to make calls to my gees dem, just to notify them say one babe dey act funny for my room, just in case she die, make I atleast get people wey fit come out say I tried seeking for help when she was acting up, it was around 11pm, and there was absolutely nothing I could do at that point, I stay in an Estate so my neighbours were all locked up in their various houses and everywhere was already damn quiet, so raising an alarm would have been a waste of time, afterall nobody send me to invite babe over.. grin grin

The babe finally calmed down after like 3 hours of her strange displays and constant vomiting, it was 2am already, na that night I come begin hate myself for allowing konji to lure me into that mess, I was so praying for morning to come so I can discharge her make she no come die for my house, sleep sef no even gree come, had to stay awake for the rest of the night watching her and hoping she doesn't stop breathing..

The babe eventually slept off, and I kept monitoring her heartbeat hoping and praying it doesn't stop. She woke up around 6am but it started raining heavily, I was so mad because I wanted to discharge her as fast as possible, before she go come collapse for my room...

We were just looking at ourselves till like 8am, and the babe still wanted me to knack her again, omoh even my dick shrink by himself, E no gree rise even after seeing her unclothedness (na life and death matter dey worry me at that point) grin grin.

I was eventually able to discharge her from my place, she knew she did something terrible and she kept apologising for the drama, omoh me no even wan hear anything, all I wanted was for her to leave my house, which she finally did, and I vowed NEVER to invite any babe to spend the night at my place ever again.
But guess what?

Another banny showed up the following week sad.

KONJI na BASTARD cry cry cry
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Jeon(f): 2:27pm On Jan 03, 2024
Taste more please.
You know Men are not made to be monogamous in nature or to stick with one puna.


cheesycheesy
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Little21: 2:32pm On Jan 03, 2024
Continue changing taste please cheesy
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy(op): 3:14pm On Jan 03, 2024
Swear its no joke guys
I was sweating even with The Ac on
I don't even know what to do
God is great
Ah
Mi o shey shinor mo grin
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by PARADIZEPRIEST: 3:41pm On Jan 03, 2024
you sure sey you feed her well, abi na only ogororo you give am, no better food?
3rounds needs a proper feast before you do such boy. She was exhausted and sapped of locoenergy.
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Eazie351(m): 3:53pm On Jan 03, 2024
Your application letter to kirikiri don reach “Yours faithfully” 😂
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy(op): 4:56pm On Jan 03, 2024
PARADIZEPRIEST:
you sure sey you feed her well, abi na only ogororo you give am, no better food?
3rounds needs a proper feast before you do such boy. She was exhausted and sapped of locoenergy.
She drank smirn off, hollandia yoghurt and predator
With 2 table waters
Ate plate of rice with turkey
I no even reason am say e fit be hunger or lose of appetite
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Alphamentips: 5:00pm On Jan 03, 2024
Once I hear, "I'm tayad"

Oga, I done withdraw asap o because I no know your history but you dodged a bullet there, champ!
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by UptownVibes(m): 5:09pm On Jan 03, 2024
You're lucky o.. Next thing would have Yahoo boy used his girl friend for rituals..
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by UptownVibes(m): 5:12pm On Jan 03, 2024
MayowaTallguy:
She drank smirn off, hollandia yoghurt and predator
With 2 table waters
Ate plate of rice with turkey
I no even reason am say e fit be hunger or lose of appetite
Na over feeding cheesy See Wetin only she eat before 3nuts.. She probably might have taken what she didn't tell you before coming..
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy(op): 5:13pm On Jan 03, 2024
UptownVibes:
You're lucky o.. Next thing would have Yahoo boy used his girl friend for rituals..
Swears,wetin man wan talk
I go explain tire !
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Unrated900(m): 5:17pm On Jan 03, 2024
Lol una own good ooooo
Well thank God for life of you all.....
Mine was I went to see a babe in her mother's house.
She told me
Her mum has gone to vigil
That she is gonna be back by 8am.
I went there to sleep over
At around 11pm I was happy.rolling on her mum's bed with her
Little do I know that
Mum came back from vigil around 1am cos they couldnt got to the church as thief was in the area robbing.....
The mum started knocking.
The was terrified and she has to sent me under her mum's bed.
I was there mosquito was biting me
Till around 10am when the mum goes out.
It was a mad and bad experience
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by UptownVibes(m): 5:18pm On Jan 03, 2024
MayowaTallguy:
Swears,wetin man wan talk
I go explain tire !
grin
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by UptownVibes(m): 5:19pm On Jan 03, 2024
Unrated900:
Lol una own good ooooo
Well thank God for life of you all.....
Mine was I went to see a babe in her mother's house.
She told me
Her mum has gone to vigil
That she is gonna be back by 8am.
I went there to sleep over
At around 11pm I was happy.rolling on her mum's bed with her
Little do I know that
Mum came back from vigil around 1am cos they couldnt got to the church as thief was in the area robbing.....
The mum started knocking.
The was terrified and she has to sent me under her mum's bed.
I was there mosquito was biting me
Till around 10am when the mum goes out.
It was a mad and bad experience
😃😃😃😃😃 Lwkmd.. Wetin I read so.. 😃😃
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Rexymania(m): 6:34pm On Jan 03, 2024
Seizure...she needs serious help
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by REGINALD001(m): 7:48pm On Jan 03, 2024
MayowaTallguy:
So Guys
I left my Gf @ home to link up with another girl have been trying to bang since last year
After 3 rounds around 2 am I noticed her hot temperature when she's snuggle up with me
"IS EVERYTHING OK"? She Said she's its normal
Around 3am my nairalanders,that was how this girl started rolling on the floor at this point, I say my own don done! I started having flashbacks of those horrible news I do stumbled across on nairaland,ticktok,Instagram






Abeg na,u are scaring the shit out of me! Omo she did not answer me again o she started vomiting and shitting,she did It like 3 -4 times already
Around 6,30...she took her stuff and said she's going home to get drugs,I tf and escort her outside.

Till now my mind never come down.
Just because I want to change the taste of puna
I no tell anybody for house o
Chai grin
Thank God sha
She is fine now.
CONFESS TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SEEK FOR HER FORGIVENESS.
Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy(op): 7:50pm On Jan 03, 2024
REGINALD001:
CONFESS TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SEEK FOR HER FORGIVENESS.
Ahn ahn you mean am wifing a witch I doubt it
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