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| How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy: 10:51am On Jan 03 |
So Guys I left my Gf @ home to link up with another girl have been trying to bang since last year After 3 rounds around 2 am I noticed her hot temperature when she's snuggle up with me "IS EVERYTHING OK"? She Said she's its normal Around 3am my nairalanders,that was how this girl started rolling on the floor at this point, I say my own don done! I started having flashbacks of those horrible news I do stumbled across on nairaland,ticktok,Instagram Abeg na,u are scaring the shit out of me! Omo she did not answer me again o she started vomiting and shitting,she did It like 3 -4 times already Around 6,30...she took her stuff and said she's going home to get drugs,I tf and escort her outside. Till now my mind never come down. Just because I want to change the taste of puna I no tell anybody for house o Chai  Thank God sha She is fine now. |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Emma513: 10:58am On Jan 03 |
CHIA! YOU FOR DON ENTER KRIKRI ROOM  4 Likes |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by AKWATGOLD1(m): 11:06am On Jan 03 |
Change of puna can sends someone to correctional center. MayowaTallguy: |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Palazee(m): 11:14am On Jan 03 |
Nah how you suppose appear for nairaland fp |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy: 11:26am On Jan 03 |
Palazee:I swear |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy: 11:26am On Jan 03 |
Palazee:Na on top 9 ja cover be that 3 Likes |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by AngelicDamsel(f): 11:27am On Jan 03 |
I hope you learnt your lesson. Next time you may not be this lucky. Don't waste your life because of short time pleasure. Be wise! PerfectStranger: Must a man disgrace himself and his family because of one night pleasure. At least a man should die honourably. Imagine seeing a post of "man killed lover after sex" and it's this OP Be honourable  PerfectStranger: Guy, Op said he has a girlfriend. 10 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by PerfectStranger(m): 11:36am On Jan 03 |
AngelicDamsel:Something must kill a man |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by PerfectStranger(m): 12:00pm On Jan 03 |
AngelicDamsel:So how do we tackle konji then? |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by DarkCaesar(m): 12:01pm On Jan 03 |
No reason am…….person wey go die by car, if dem shoot am enno go penetrate. |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by LoveFayfay(f): 12:16pm On Jan 03 |
OP never still learn lesson ooo. That thing wey you dey look for, you go still see am. Ride on bro... Lol 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by sulakishop(m): 12:33pm On Jan 03 |
You need a prison experience, the girl for faint abeg |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Osashalom: 12:41pm On Jan 03 |
That moment you discovered that life is beyond dick and puna |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by PawsitiveBro(m): 1:14pm On Jan 03 |
Your God saved you. You for land yourself for kirikiri. |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by madscientist88(m): 1:15pm On Jan 03 |
how you guys have sex with girls whos health status is a mystery amaze me,to the point you bring them over to your place.you got lucky. |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Flows001(m): 1:42pm On Jan 03 |
I had nearly similar experience faa.. I invited a babe to my place for three days, we banged the first two nights, but on the third night after like two rounds, the babe went to shower and when she got back into the room, she began acting strange and rolling on the bed holding her stomach, she was also saying things like she was possessed, I had to put on my phone recorder and started recording all my continuous questionings and her responses and strange reactions, just as proof say I did my best and I no get hand in case anything sup with her The babe went to the toilet and vomited everything in her stomach, omoh, I was scared to death, I began to make calls to my gees dem, just to notify them say one babe dey act funny for my room, just in case she die, make I atleast get people wey fit come out say I tried seeking for help when she was acting up, it was around 11pm, and there was absolutely nothing I could do at that point, I stay in an Estate so my neighbours were all locked up in their various houses and everywhere was already damn quiet, so raising an alarm would have been a waste of time, afterall nobody send me to invite babe over.. The babe finally calmed down after like 3 hours of her strange displays and constant vomiting, it was 2am already, na that night I come begin hate myself for allowing konji to lure me into that mess, I was so praying for morning to come so I can discharge her make she no come die for my house, sleep sef no even gree come, had to stay awake for the rest of the night watching her and hoping she doesn't stop breathing.. The babe eventually slept off, and I kept monitoring her heartbeat hoping and praying it doesn't stop. She woke up around 6am but it started raining heavily, I was so mad because I wanted to discharge her as fast as possible, before she go come collapse for my room... We were just looking at ourselves till like 8am, and the babe still wanted me to knack her again, omoh even my dick shrink by himself, E no gree rise even after seeing her unclothedness (na life and death matter dey worry me at that point) .I was eventually able to discharge her from my place, she knew she did something terrible and she kept apologising for the drama, omoh me no even wan hear anything, all I wanted was for her to leave my house, which she finally did, and I vowed NEVER to invite any babe to spend the night at my place ever again. But guess what? Another banny showed up the following week  .KONJI na BASTARD  15 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Jeon(f): 2:27pm On Jan 03 |
Taste more please. You know Men are not made to be monogamous in nature or to stick with one puna.  7 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Little21: 2:32pm On Jan 03 |
Continue changing taste please |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy: 3:14pm On Jan 03 |
Swear its no joke guys I was sweating even with The Ac on I don't even know what to do God is great Ah Mi o shey shinor mo 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by PARADIZEPRIEST: 3:41pm On Jan 03 |
you sure sey you feed her well, abi na only ogororo you give am, no better food? 3rounds needs a proper feast before you do such boy. She was exhausted and sapped of locoenergy. 1 Like |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Eazie351(m): 3:53pm On Jan 03 |
Your application letter to kirikiri don reach “Yours faithfully” 😂 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy: 4:56pm On Jan 03 |
PARADIZEPRIEST:She drank smirn off, hollandia yoghurt and predator With 2 table waters Ate plate of rice with turkey I no even reason am say e fit be hunger or lose of appetite |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Alphamentips: 5:00pm On Jan 03 |
Once I hear, "I'm tayad" Oga, I done withdraw asap o because I no know your history but you dodged a bullet there, champ! 1 Like |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by UptownVibes(m): 5:09pm On Jan 03 |
You're lucky o.. Next thing would have Yahoo boy used his girl friend for rituals.. 2 Likes |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by UptownVibes(m): 5:12pm On Jan 03 |
MayowaTallguy:Na over feeding See Wetin only she eat before 3nuts.. She probably might have taken what she didn't tell you before coming..5 Likes |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy: 5:13pm On Jan 03 |
UptownVibes:Swears,wetin man wan talk I go explain tire ! 1 Like |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Unrated900(m): 5:17pm On Jan 03 |
Lol una own good ooooo Well thank God for life of you all..... Mine was I went to see a babe in her mother's house. She told me Her mum has gone to vigil That she is gonna be back by 8am. I went there to sleep over At around 11pm I was happy.rolling on her mum's bed with her Little do I know that Mum came back from vigil around 1am cos they couldnt got to the church as thief was in the area robbing..... The mum started knocking. The was terrified and she has to sent me under her mum's bed. I was there mosquito was biting me Till around 10am when the mum goes out. It was a mad and bad experience 6 Likes |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by UptownVibes(m): 5:18pm On Jan 03 |
MayowaTallguy: |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by UptownVibes(m): 5:19pm On Jan 03 |
Unrated900:😃😃😃😃😃 Lwkmd.. Wetin I read so.. 😃😃 3 Likes |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by Rexymania(m): 6:34pm On Jan 03 |
Seizure...she needs serious help |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by REGINALD001(m): 7:48pm On Jan 03 |
MayowaTallguy: CONFESS TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND SEEK FOR HER FORGIVENESS. |
| Re: How I Almost Found Myself In Deepsh×t Yesterday by MayowaTallguy: 7:50pm On Jan 03 |
REGINALD001:Ahn ahn you mean am wifing a witch I doubt it |
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