₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register β€’ Login β€’ With Google β€’ Trending β€’ Recent β€’ New

Stats: 3,330,697 members, 8,446,686 topics. Date: Friday, 17 July 2026 at 12:02 AM

Toggle theme

See what happens if you masturbate. - Romance - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum β€Ί Nairaland General β€Ί Romance β€Ί See what happens if you masturbate. (3903 Views)

1 2 Reply (Go Down)

See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op):
Ladies and Gentlemen. πŸ˜ƒ

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by CHRISTFUCKER: 7:50pm On Jan 10, 2024
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 7:59pm On Jan 10, 2024
CHRISTFUCKER:
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck
Stupid person undecided
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by CosmeticChemist(m): 8:11pm On Jan 10, 2024
You urinated twice since morning ?

You are dehydrated bro, you need to increase your water intake to prevent kidney Stones.

Masturbation has nothing to do with how frequently you urinate.

How frequently you urinate has to do with fluid intake.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by akube34: 8:15pm On Jan 10, 2024
Salasa:
Ladies and Gentlemen. πŸ˜ƒ

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.
you will still beat your meat again
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Aboks(m): 8:15pm On Jan 10, 2024
Salasa:
Stupid person undecided
lol
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Aboks(m): 8:16pm On Jan 10, 2024
CosmeticChemist:
You urinated twice since morning ?

You are dehydrated bro, you need to increase your water intake to prevent kidney Stones.

Masturbation has nothing to do with how frequently you urinate.

How frequently you urinate has to do with fluid intake.
tell am o

wetin concern urine and masturbation
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by laborious(m): 8:21pm On Jan 10, 2024
Fool
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 8:28pm On Jan 10, 2024
CosmeticChemist:
You urinated twice since morning ?

You are dehydrated bro, you need to increase your water intake to prevent kidney Stones.

Masturbation has nothing to do with how frequently you urinate.

How frequently you urinate has to do with fluid intake.
Omor, na me know wetin I dey talk. Forget Grammer, body system differs.

Why he say If I masturbate, i go dey urinate like tomorrow no dey. If I stop, I go urinate normal, you dey speak Grammer, I no know Wetin I dey talk, na my body and observation.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 8:29pm On Jan 10, 2024
akube34:
you will still beat your meat again
If I want to, I'm not an addict.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by worldclass68(m): 8:31pm On Jan 10, 2024
Better drink Water wella....before u go jam kidney stones...


I'm not in surport of anything but if u drink enough water, u go pee often which is partially ok ( the clearer ur urine the better..shouldn't be too clear as water tho cuz that's the sign the water intake u too much too)..


But drink water enough water, very very important..
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Ikennaford: 8:55pm On Jan 10, 2024
Oga you get diabetes ,comot for here ..next topic pls
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Cassandraloius: 8:59pm On Jan 10, 2024
Next?
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 9:09pm On Jan 10, 2024
Ikennaford:
Oga you get diabetes ,comot for here ..next topic pls
You get AIDs
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Obedinho130: 9:10pm On Jan 10, 2024
I understand the op. Experience same
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Nicepoker(m): 9:11pm On Jan 10, 2024
Some of you will suffer crazy illness. Then blame it on innocent masturbation. grin
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by viver1: 9:21pm On Jan 10, 2024
CHRISTFUCKER:
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck
After you, na you. cheesy grin cheesy
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Dzzzz: 9:40pm On Jan 10, 2024
Once,twice or trice a week and your not a chronic masturbator πŸ˜‚Dey play
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by KankOfLife(m): 9:57pm On Jan 10, 2024
Oga check yourself, your condition is not caused by masturbation.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Dyfynezz12(m): 10:45pm On Jan 10, 2024
Masturbation have suffered
Everybody is blaming it for their problems
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Emma513: 11:24pm On Jan 10, 2024
CHRISTFUCKER:
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck
GUY YOU FVCK UP, YOU JUST MAKE ME LAUGH HARD, cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Maxxim: 11:31pm On Jan 10, 2024
CHRISTFUCKER:
Suck your deek


Lie on your bed , do as if you're rolling, bend very well and suck
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Bmaster(m): 12:13am On Jan 11, 2024
no need disturbing heaven,nobody so far on this thread will make am grin grin
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by pansophic(m): 1:08am On Jan 11, 2024
Salasa:
Ladies and Gentlemen. πŸ˜ƒ

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.
My child, I understand the struggles that come with temptation and the burdens of sin. It is written, "Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body." - 1 Corinthians 6:18

I urge you to seek strength in prayer and to turn your heart towards the path of righteousness. Remember, "No temptation has overtaken you except what is common to mankind. And God is faithful; he will not let you be tempted beyond what you can bear. But when you are tempted, he will also provide a way out so that you can endure it." - 1 Corinthians 10:13

Seek guidance from those who can offer support and understanding in your journey towards self-discipline and purity. You are loved, and through faith and perseverance, you can overcome this struggle.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by PawsitiveBro(m): 8:09am On Jan 11, 2024
You take to much sugary stuffs. Stop blaming that on masturbation.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 10:01am On Jan 11, 2024
Obedinho130:
I understand the op. Experience same
No mind human beings, make dem dey argue nonsense. You understand what I mean abi? He do u too?
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Salasa(op): 10:02am On Jan 11, 2024
PawsitiveBro:
You take to much sugary stuffs. Stop blaming that on masturbation.
No dey argue nonsense for here
Na even this year I take too much sugary stuff pass as money come dey

My body system and your own fit no be the same
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by NairalandGossip: 2:42pm On Jan 11, 2024
Salasa:
Ladies and Gentlemen. πŸ˜ƒ

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.
Solutions to our problems are found in several books, but Africans don't read. See the link on my signature on how to solve the problems of/with masturbation.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Abee79(m): 2:47pm On Jan 11, 2024
Talk to your Doctor.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by ukaface(f): 6:57pm On Jan 11, 2024
Salasa:
Ladies and Gentlemen. πŸ˜ƒ

I was not a chronic masturbator, I just did it once in a while. Sometimes once in a week, twice or thrice at max. Sometimes a week off...

I just did it when I was bored and felt the need to pleasure myself sexually as I have had no sex.

Long story short, I found out I was always urinating frequently, I thought it was normal but something kept telling me it may be as a result of masturbation.

Because, each time I release, I must be forced to urinate, it was as if releasing means urination as the next thing.

I would urinate every 3 hours or so.

Ladies and gentlemen, ever since this year, I've not beat my meat and I don't feel the need to urinate every now and then. Like today, I've urinated only twice since morning.

Please who has experience this? I'm forced to believe masturbation makes one prone to frequent urination which is embarrassing and inconveniencing.

This masturbation sef, not like it's sweet, na babe I no get.
Better go and drink water very well
Before you end up with Kidney stones
Drink 1.5L at least a day.
Re: See what happens if you masturbate. by Kevineleven(m): 6:59pm On Jan 11, 2024
Ignorance
1 2 Reply

I Masturbate With COZA Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo's Pictures - Nigerian Lady β€’ How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. β€’ If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! β€’ 2 β€’ 3 β€’ 4

Men! Avoid Single Mothers !!!! Don't Make This Mistake!!!!!!!!!! β€’ A nairalander just escaped death now (graphic) β€’ "7 Little Things Men Do To Prove Their Love"