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If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by persinpapa: 3:46pm On Nov 11, 2018
THIS IS DANGEROUS
MASTURBATION !!!
The greatest demon on earth
IF YOU ARE A MASTURBATOR OR YOU MASTURBATE , YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER !!!

Please wheather you are a man or woman stop whatever you are doing and read this now..
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.
Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..
You donate your fortunes and luck to demons each time you self please yourself..have you ever wondered why depression and poverty still lingers in your life? even though you work hard??
Each time you MASTURBATE, you donate your fortunes to the demonic banks..
masturbation has over the years been seen as something thats less harmful and safe...


BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!
These demons are the most dangerous demons...they inflict you from your childhood and torment you till you die..

BE WARNED!!!!

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by rtdCivilservant: 3:55pm On Nov 11, 2018
persinpapa:
THIS IS DANGEROUS
MASTURBATION !!!
The greatest demon on earth
IF YOU ARE A MASTURBATOR OR YOU MASTURBATE , YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER !!!

Please wheather you are a man or woman stop whatever you are doing and read this now..
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.
Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..
You donate your fortunes and luck to demons each time you self please yourself..have you ever wondered why depression and poverty still lingers in your life? even though you work hard??
Each time you MASTURBATE, you donate your fortunes to the demonic banks..
masturbation has over the years been seen as something thats less harmful and safe...


BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!
These demons are the most dangerous demons...they inflict you from your childhood and torment you till you die..

BE WARNED!!!!



very funny thread, so if u pour the sperm inside toto u go become rich abi?

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by soberdrunk(m): 3:55pm On Nov 11, 2018
Hahahahahahah!!! If this is true, the population of demon children that some of us have is bigger than the population of China cheesy

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Nobody: 3:59pm On Nov 11, 2018
persinpapa:
THIS IS DANGEROUS
MASTURBATION !!!
The greatest demon on earth
IF YOU ARE A MASTURBATOR OR YOU MASTURBATE , YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER !!!

Please wheather you are a man or woman stop whatever you are doing and read this now..
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.
Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..
You donate your fortunes and luck to demons each time you self please yourself..have you ever wondered why depression and poverty still lingers in your life? even though you work hard??
Each time you MASTURBATE, you donate your fortunes to the demonic banks..
masturbation has over the years been seen as something thats less harmful and safe...


BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!
These demons are the most dangerous demons...they inflict you from your childhood and torment you till you die..

BE WARNED!!!!



What about white people? They masturbate more than us but are still rich. I guess those guys are in a class of their own. Damn it must feel good to be white.

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Amakababe(f): 4:00pm On Nov 11, 2018
lol @ impregnated by demons. abeg also tell me how to abort these unwanted demonic babies.
mumu

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by don4real18(m): 4:01pm On Nov 11, 2018
I don't know why I find this extremely funny grin cheesy

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by MJBOLT: 4:03pm On Nov 11, 2018
persinpapa:
THIS IS DANGEROUS
MASTURBATION !!!
The greatest demon on earth
IF YOU ARE A MASTURBATOR OR YOU MASTURBATE , YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER !!!

Please wheather you are a man or woman stop whatever you are doing and read this now..
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.
Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..
You donate your fortunes and luck to demons each time you self please yourself..have you ever wondered why depression and poverty still lingers in your life? even though you work hard??
Each time you MASTURBATE, you donate your fortunes to the demonic banks..
masturbation has over the years been seen as something thats less harmful and safe...


BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!
These demons are the most dangerous demons...they inflict you from your childhood and torment you till you die..

BE WARNED!!!!



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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Saff(f): 4:04pm On Nov 11, 2018
Masturbation will send you to hell grin

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by IamPlato(m): 4:05pm On Nov 11, 2018
...


This Is An Insult To People Like NwaAmaikpe and Donstan18 who Are Already Rich...

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by greatnaija01: 4:33pm On Nov 11, 2018
BROTHERLY GREETING TO YOU IN THE NAME OF JESUS...

pls you can not scare people into HEAVEN. This your warning is at best maybe a health advice... THE GOSPEL IS POWER.

Do you think people who masturbate are proud of it? Don't you think they want to be free from porn addiction and all that?

Your write up is not consistent with scriptures at all.

I AM NOT SUPPORTING MASTURBATION AT ALL. am saying that you should HELP with POWER TO OVERCOME. telling people what is wrong is USELESS and that is NOT WHAT JESUS SENT US TO DO.... He sent us with power to deliver and to save... not to be scaring people or condemning them to hell.

THE GOSPEL IS NOT YOUR OPINION... it is the message from Jesus.. it is a message of LOVE that delivers.

JESUS MET THE WOMAN CAUGHT IN ADULTERY and didn't even ask her about it Delivered her by saying GO AND SIN NO MORE... It was not an advice... it was POWER FILLED WORDS.


God bless u



persinpapa:
THIS IS DANGEROUS
MASTURBATION !!!
The greatest demon on earth
IF YOU ARE A MASTURBATOR OR YOU MASTURBATE , YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER !!!

Please wheather you are a man or woman stop whatever you are doing and read this now..
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.
Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..
You donate your fortunes and luck to demons each time you self please yourself..have you ever wondered why depression and poverty still lingers in your life? even though you work hard??
Each time you MASTURBATE, you donate your fortunes to the demonic banks..
masturbation has over the years been seen as something thats less harmful and safe...


BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!
These demons are the most dangerous demons...they inflict you from your childhood and torment you till you die..

BE WARNED!!!!



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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by rtdCivilservant: 4:50pm On Nov 11, 2018
Saff:
Masturbation will send you to hell grin
and to fucck toto will send u to heaven?

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Nobody: 4:57pm On Nov 11, 2018
persinpapa:
THIS IS DANGEROUS
MASTURBATION !!!
The greatest demon on earth
IF YOU ARE A MASTURBATOR OR YOU MASTURBATE , YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER !!!

Please wheather you are a man or woman stop whatever you are doing and read this now..
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.
Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..
You donate your fortunes and luck to demons each time you self please yourself..have you ever wondered why depression and poverty still lingers in your life? even though you work hard??
Each time you MASTURBATE, you donate your fortunes to the demonic banks..
masturbation has over the years been seen as something thats less harmful and safe...


BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!
These demons are the most dangerous demons...they inflict you from your childhood and torment you till you die..

BE WARNED!!!!




See the way Africans think?

And we wonder why we are the most religious people but yet the poorest and most technologically backward angry

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by persinpapa: 5:12pm On Nov 11, 2018
Admin401:
What about white people? They masturbate more than us but are still rich. I guess those guys are in a class of their own. Damn it must feel good to be white.

sooner or later, its gonna make sense to y'all

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Nobody: 5:28pm On Nov 11, 2018
don4real18:
I don't know why I find this extremely funny grin cheesy
Donstan, what of your other monikers tongue
Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Desric(m): 5:42pm On Nov 11, 2018
DEMONS EVERYWHERE. NAWA O.

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by okwabayi(m): 7:09pm On Nov 11, 2018
One thing I like about social media is it has given everyone a voice, including the foolish.

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Nobody: 7:43pm On Nov 11, 2018
Which kind fool b this Abeg... undecided

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by CAPSLOCKED: 8:23pm On Nov 11, 2018
persinpapa:
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.

Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.

Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..


I REGRET THAT I SHARE THE SAME PLANET WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by kazyhm(m): 8:29pm On Nov 11, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:



I REGRET THAT I SHARE THE SAME PLANET WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS.

Brotherly. I tire for people oo

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Ajoboss(m): 8:29pm On Nov 11, 2018
persinpapa:
THIS IS DANGEROUS
MASTURBATION !!!
The greatest demon on earth
IF YOU ARE A MASTURBATOR OR YOU MASTURBATE , YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER !!!

Please wheather you are a man or woman stop whatever you are doing and read this now..
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.
Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..
You donate your fortunes and luck to demons each time you self please yourself..have you ever wondered why depression and poverty still lingers in your life? even though you work hard??
Each time you MASTURBATE, you donate your fortunes to the demonic banks..
masturbation has over the years been seen as something thats less harmful and safe...


BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!
These demons are the most dangerous demons...they inflict you from your childhood and torment you till you die..

BE WARNED!!!!



Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by dbos11(m): 8:41pm On Nov 11, 2018
Jeesus!!! The baba wey do you no do u well ooooo

Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by SkinnyNigga: 9:00pm On Nov 11, 2018
shut up!! before thunder go fire you

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by smoke9910: 9:07pm On Nov 11, 2018
haha, funniest write up. I've read in a long time.

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Illuminatus(m): 9:26pm On Nov 11, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:



I REGRET THAT I SHARE THE SAME PLANET WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS.


Chisos!!!

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by tintingz(m): 9:57pm On Nov 11, 2018
CAPSLOCKED:



I REGRET THAT I SHARE THE SAME PLANET WITH PEOPLE LIKE THIS.
hahahahaha grin
Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Rigel95(m): 10:12pm On Nov 11, 2018
Listen guys, the op is right. Masturbation makes you impregnate demons. He knows this, he has been there. How do I know this? It was his advise successful men like Diddy, Trump and Small doctor took.

Don't ask me how I got to know
Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by 912(m): 10:15pm On Nov 11, 2018
persinpapa:
THIS IS DANGEROUS
MASTURBATION !!!
The greatest demon on earth
IF YOU ARE A MASTURBATOR OR YOU MASTURBATE , YOU WILL BE POOR FOREVER !!!

Please wheather you are a man or woman stop whatever you are doing and read this now..
Each time you MASTURBATE you donate sperm to the demonic kingdom.
Masturbation is like having sex in your dream, each tim you release you are impregnating a demon annd as a woman, each time you MASTURBATE you are getting impregnated by demons.
Have you ever wondered why you see yourself with children in your dream or you are breastfeeding in your dream when physically you have no children?
That the children you've given birth to through your long years of masturbating..
You donate your fortunes and luck to demons each time you self please yourself..have you ever wondered why depression and poverty still lingers in your life? even though you work hard??
Each time you MASTURBATE, you donate your fortunes to the demonic banks..
masturbation has over the years been seen as something thats less harmful and safe...


BUT I WARN YOU!!!!!!
These demons are the most dangerous demons...they inflict you from your childhood and torment you till you die..

BE WARNED!!!!




I'm not encouraging masturbation but stupidity is oozing from this post. it is this kind of mentality that keep people in poverty.

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by don4real18(m): 10:20pm On Nov 11, 2018
kemicalreaction:
Donstan, what of your other monikers tongue
You are mistaking me for another. I am not Donstan
Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by highqueen(f): 10:21pm On Nov 11, 2018
Masturbators are angry with this op. cheesy
Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by COOL10(m): 10:35pm On Nov 11, 2018
persinpapa:


sooner or later, its gonna make sense to y'all
.

Ogbeni go sidon jare. Who do you think you're deceiving? Illiteracy is indeed a disease. You better emancipate yourself from mental slavery before you infect your children with such madness undecided. Impregnate demons koh. How do people reason sef grin?

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by willyo(m): 11:05pm On Nov 11, 2018
Amakababe:
lol @ impregnated by demons. abeg also tell me how to abort these unwanted demonic babies.
mumu

U masturbate? grin grin sad sad

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Re: If You Are A Masturbator Or You Masturbate , You Will Be Poor Forever !!! by Nobody: 11:13pm On Nov 11, 2018
don4real18:

You are mistaking me for another. I am not Donstan
Really

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