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How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by JPLCTBSK227: 12:22pm On Dec 27, 2018
Before I proceed with why I asked the question let me say
this. If you are shy or for some reputational reasons unable to
use your main account to answer this question please just
create a new anonymous account and answer the question.

The reason I'm asking this question is because these days
due to the rapid expansion of social media and the
increased interconnectedness among people, there is the
tendency by people, both male and female, to portray a
certain false persona in order to initiate a positive perception and to obtain the social rewards that come with that. This phenomenon is quite evident on the issue of sex and masturbation.

A lot of people tend to describe themselves as being averse
to masturbation or not engaging in the act even though they
may be addicts behind closed doors. This dangerously
distorts the truth.
There is also the tendency of people to lie or exaggerate
details of their sex lives just to seem cool and attractive
even though these qualities don't necessarily corelate with
an active sex life.

If an someone who has never been on social media reads comments by Nigerians on their views on masturbation and on whether they masturbate, such a person would think that masturbation is an activity engaged in by a very tiny fraction of the Nigerian population. But is this really the case?

If you come across this thread please be honest. Your
honesty will help lots of people who may think they
are flawed just because they believe they are the only
ones masturbating regularly. Like I said earlier,
if you can't say the truth with your real moniker, you can
easily create an anonymous one and air your own truth.

This question is directed to both genders.
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by JPLCTBSK227: 12:32pm On Dec 27, 2018
I'll go first. I masturbate once a day, every week. Sometimes I skip a day or two.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by ubunja(m): 12:41pm On Dec 27, 2018
I masturbate once a day.sometimes twice if I spend the day watching porn. Three times will finish me.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by ubunja(m): 12:43pm On Dec 27, 2018
JPLCTBSK227: Quote Post
Before I proceed with why I asked the question let me say this. If you shy or for some reputational reasons unable to use your main account to answer this question please just create a new anonymous account and answer the question.

The reason I'm asking this question is because these days due to the rapid expansion of social media and the increased interconnectedness among people, there is the tendency by people, both male and female, to portray a certain false persona in order to initiate a positive perception and to obtain the social rewards that come with that. This phenomenon is quite evident on the issue of sex and masturbation.

A lot of people tend to describe themselves as being averse to masturbation or not engaging in the act even though they may be addicts behind closed doors. This dangerously distorts the truth.

There is also the tendency of people to lie or exaggerate details of their sex lives just to seem cool and attractive even though these qualities don't necessarily corelate with an active sex life.

If someone who has never been on social media reads comments by people on their views on masturbation and on whether they masturbate, such a person would think that masturbation is an activity engaged in by a very tiny fraction of the Nigerian population. But is this really the case?

If you come across this thread please be honest. Your honesty would help a lot of people who may think they they are very flawed just because they believe they are the only ones masturbating multiple times a week. Like I said earlier, if you can't say the truth with your real moniker, you can easily create an anonymous one and air your own truth.

This question is directed to both genders.
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by AccessME(m): 12:50pm On Dec 27, 2018
for the past 11years i've not go a week without masturbating twice or thrice a week and i'm still a virgin

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by OneCorner: 1:36pm On Dec 27, 2018
2 times every blessed day

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Allaboutkatiee(f): 1:37pm On Dec 27, 2018
Op on a Thursday hot afternoon
Issokay undecided
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by JPLCTBSK227: 1:39pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:
Op on a Thursday hot afternoon
Issokay undecided

You masturbate only on hot Thursday afternoons? Wow.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by wickyyolo: 1:40pm On Dec 27, 2018
I mastubate when I don't have money to hire an escort.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Allaboutkatiee(f): 1:43pm On Dec 27, 2018
JPLCTBSK227:


You masturbate only on hot Thursday afternoons? Wow.

Lol seems your brain is paining you
Am saying its this hot afternoon your asking such a question.
Hope you grab now? undecided

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by SweetBuns(f): 1:43pm On Dec 27, 2018
Jobless men. Your mates are looking for cures to diseases and you're here drawing masturbation graph for men and women.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by QuietHammer(m): 1:52pm On Dec 27, 2018
ubunja:
I masturbate once a day.sometimes twice if I spend the day watching porn. Three times will finish me.
Pornelieus Ubert. You remember me? Welcome back. How do I get your miseducations?
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by ubunja(m): 1:53pm On Dec 27, 2018
SweetBuns:
Jobless men. Your mates are looking for cures to diseases and you're here drawing masturbation graph for men and women.
and what's stopping you from spending time with those mates looking for cures for diseases?
Why waste time with us?

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by ubunja(m): 1:55pm On Dec 27, 2018
QuietHammer:

Pornelieus Ubert. You remember me? Welcome back. How do I get your miseducations?
hit me up on my whatsapp bro +276 2921 1504.
I see that name refuses to die loool cheesy cheesy grin

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by JPLCTBSK227: 1:56pm On Dec 27, 2018
SweetBuns:
Jobless men. Your mates are looking for cures to diseases and you're here drawing masturbation graph for men and women.

I'm pretty sure there are also lots of women looking for cures to diseases while you are here replying to a masturbation graph thread.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by JPLCTBSK227: 1:58pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:


Lol seems your brain is paining you
Am saying its this hot afternoon your asking such a question.
Hope you grab now? undecided

Okay the afternoon doesn't have to be hot for you to masturbate? Just every Thursday afternoons? Am I correct now?

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by lilmax(m): 2:05pm On Dec 27, 2018
5 times daily
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Nobody: 2:07pm On Dec 27, 2018
I have vow not to do that dirty act again.....I made that vow on the 24th day of December. I will fulfill it

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by JPLCTBSK227: 2:09pm On Dec 27, 2018
tommyken:
I have vow not to do that dirty act again.....I made that vow on the 24th day of December. I will fulfill it

Why do you think masturbation is a dirty act? Do you also consider sex outside the confines of marriage a dirty act? If not, why not?

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by ubunja(m): 2:20pm On Dec 27, 2018
Masturbation is even better than sex.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Seandisputed(m): 2:28pm On Dec 27, 2018
I used to, sometimes twice or thrice a week,sometimes i go weeks without it. But i stopped finally on the 13th of July this year

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by ubunja(m): 2:36pm On Dec 27, 2018
QuietHammer:

Pornelieus Ubert. You remember me? Welcome back. How do I get your miseducations?
check your whatsapp mah niggah
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Avedonn: 2:39pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:
Op on a Thursday hot afternoon Issokay undecided
So you've a timetable for masturbation?
I salute you master!!!

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Nobody: 2:40pm On Dec 27, 2018
Y'all dicks must be shrinked now grin

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Allaboutkatiee(f): 2:40pm On Dec 27, 2018
Avedonn:


So you've a timetable for masturbation?

I salute you master!!!

Don't ever quote me again
I will never engage in masturbation
I hate it with great passion
So Carry your dull brain de go.
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by DMerciful(m): 2:46pm On Dec 27, 2018
story for the gods
Allaboutkatiee:


Don't ever quote me again
I will never engage in masturbation
I hate it with great passion
So Carry your dull brain de go.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by JPLCTBSK227: 2:48pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:


Don't ever quote me again
I will never engage in masturbation
I hate it with great passion
So Carry your dull brain de go.

How do you deal with your sexual desires then? You have a boyfriend who services your kpekus on the regular?

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Avedonn: 2:50pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:


Don't ever quote me again
I will never engage in masturbation
I hate it with great passion
So Carry your dull brain de go.

So why do you do it consistently every Thursday afternoon?

Perhaps you meant to say before you repented.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by ubunja(m): 2:53pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:


Don't ever quote me again
I will never engage in masturbation
I hate it with great passion
So Carry your dull brain de go.
you hate it yet you love entering Masturbation threads? undecided

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by Next2Bezee(m): 2:54pm On Dec 27, 2018
Allaboutkatiee:


Lol seems your brain is paining you
Am saying its this hot afternoon your asking such a question.
Hope you grab now? undecided

If you had no intention of answering his question, then why are you here?

Hypocrisy everywhere.

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Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by QuietHammer(m): 2:55pm On Dec 27, 2018
ubunja:
check your whatsapp mah niggah
Seen. Thanks man
Re: How Often Do You Masturbate? Please Be Honest. by iceboy4752(m): 2:57pm On Dec 27, 2018
SweetBuns:
Jobless men. Your mates are looking for cures to diseases and you're here drawing masturbation graph for men and women.
Thank you joor.
Your name though. Are you really sweet? grin

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