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Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by spawnx: 5:49pm On Jan 15, 2024
He can but i bet the argument will be, he mentioned Chiwetaluagu and not Chiwetalu Agu. They are different entities.
money121:
Imagine angry angry
He suppose to sue that church undecided
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by chiboycue: 5:53pm On Jan 15, 2024
GreatBoss:
My Nairaland people, see what I saw trending on Facebook this morning.


@General Ditari.
If I were Mr. Chiwetalu Agu, I would institute a N10 million suit against the pastor for defamation of character
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Cmanforall: 5:59pm On Jan 15, 2024
sureway1:
How will you win the case?
1. He is probably not the only one with that name.
2. The two names are different. CHIWETALU AGU and CHIWETALUAGU are not the same.
He can't win the case, but it will make the organisers to spend some money on lawyers and transportation. He might file the case in Sokoto grin
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Pathfinder2090: 6:01pm On Jan 15, 2024
sureway1:
How will you win the case?
1. He is probably not the only one with that name.
2. The two names are different. CHIWETALU AGU and CHIWETALUAGU are not the same.
Are you a lawyer?😂😂
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Astra101: 6:07pm On Jan 15, 2024
MuMuOnBail:
Na wa ooo



The day I knew that some of this pastors are fake, was when I saw my classmate who had the biggest PENIS size in the whole boys hostel back then in college, is now a pastor and also heading his own personal ministry.

A guy with that size of PENIS can never, I mean never do the work of god. grin

His d!ck was as big and scary as T-REX dinosaur.

That guy was so blessed in between his legs, we nicknamed him "KINGKONG or Big-KK for short"
I don't understand, you mean big penis is a treasure or an asset? huh
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Major1984(m): 6:11pm On Jan 15, 2024
Righthussle:
The god you have connection with is the fake god that needs money and people to work for him. The one that you got to know through the storybook that was introduced to us by our oppressors. Any god that have workers and needs money is a god created by humans .
You can deceive yourself and not everyone,cos is a fool that says that there's no God
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by dettolgel: 6:16pm On Jan 15, 2024
Righthussle:
The god you have connection with is the fake god that needs money and people to work for him. The one that you got to know through the storybook that was introduced to us by our oppressors. Any god that have workers and needs money is a god created by humans .
What about the one that asks you to behead infidels?
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Greatguy01(m): 6:28pm On Jan 15, 2024
This is absolutely wrong. The man should sue that church. What nonsense!!
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by VaginaAcademic: 6:40pm On Jan 15, 2024
He can sue these ignorant people for defamation not even his character name they used his government name chai
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Righthussle: 6:44pm On Jan 15, 2024
dettolgel:
What about the one that asks you to behead infidels?
Fake too. Have you read numbers 31. Go read that chapter of the storybook and see what that cruel and fake money loving god commanded his zombies to do to little children.
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Danchibez: 6:47pm On Jan 15, 2024
Manager001:
If I'm the veteran nollywood actor, I will arrest and sue this religious charlatan
Not necessary, rather they are making him popular the more
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by JoeEeL(m): 7:03pm On Jan 15, 2024
These foreign religions are directly responsible for the degradation of common sense in the zoo.
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by OROSENIWO: 7:05pm On Jan 15, 2024
For mature Christian minds only:

"From Cairo to Alexandria in Egypt, you'd see nothing but CROP FARMS left & right.
From LAGOS to IBADAN, places of worship left, right & center.
Continue, we will eat MIRACLES" - Daniel Oghenebrorhie

I have since lost COUNT of the number of PRAYING GROUNDS on the Lagos-Ibadan Expressway.

1. MFM
2. DEEPERLIFE
3. CELESTIAL CHURCH
4. CHERUBIM AND SERAPHIM
5. RCCG
6. CHRIST EMBASSY
7. FOURSQUARE
8. Multiple factions of CAC

And a host of others I cant easily recollect now.

Even the Muslim NASFAT managed to register its presence on that same road.

They each take up several hectares of FARM AND INDUSTRIAL LANDS.

MFM built their own right on NNPC Pipelines.

The size of the LAND occupied by the RCCG on that road must be bigger than some LGAs in Lagos State.
Those guys built a 3 SqKm Auditorium.

All of that just to PRAY!!!

TWO MILLION SOULS will poll RESOURCES, disorganize TRAFFIC, MESS up the ENVIRONMENT, abandon USEFUL WORKING HOURS just to gather at the place TO PRAY!!!

Meanwhile in cities like Lagos half of the INDUSTRIAL estates like ILUPEJU, OREGUN, AMUWO-ODOFIN have been CONVERTED to CHURCH auditorium.

As the Sagamu INDUSTRIAL DEVELOPMENT is moving towards Abeokuta so also has Deeperlife CHURCH and other CHURCHES sneaked into the adjoining towns and villages of Kobape to ACQUIRE hundreds of ACRES of LAND which they call "PRAYING MOUNTAINS".

And all they do is to ENCOURAGE the people to CONTINUE PRAYING and looking forward to the KINGDOM OF HEAVEN while they DESTROY the Kingdom of the Earth.

And a Daddy G.O will tell you of a fast approaching APOCALYPSE, of the urgent COMING of Christ, but the same MAN is busy building 120,000 capacity AUDITORIUM and plotting 50-year INVESTMENT plans for his own CHILDREN.

And what ANNOYS me the most is that since the middle 1980s, nearly 40 YEARS when this thing got the BOOST, THERE ARE NO AVAILABLE INDICES TO SHOW THAT WE ARE GETTING BETTER AS A PEOPLE.

MORALITY is nearly hitting bottom.
GODLINESS is far gone.
HOLINESS is nowhere.
TRUTH is already dead.
GREED is very high.
SELFISHNESS is order of the day.
LOVE, from any angle isn't as it used to be.
POVERTY is worsening by the day.
DESPAIR is a permanent song for majority.
WICKEDNESS is unimaginable.
VIOLENCE is everywhere

EVERYTHING has gone insane.

Yet RELIGIOUS PRACTICE increases astronomically by the day.

CORRUPTION AND RELIGION are the only thing that has experienced growth over the period in REVIEW..
They actually COMPLIMENTED each other.

Something has happened to us. Even as boy, way back in the 1980s I saw the RUSE and I was constantly TALKING about it.

My ONE FEAR, A SUSPICION, and which I fervently hope will be proven to be very wrong, is that those WORSHIP centers like RCCG, MFM AND CANAAN LAND built along the Expressway in high density population areas will become centers of G.E.N.O.C.I.D.E in future.

They will become like the extermination camps of N.a.z.i's H.i.t.l.e.r.

It is not too difficult to IMAGINE.

Our PASTORPRENUERS and Alfas have been BLINDED by their GREED, VANITY AND LACK OF HISTORY AND FORESIGHT to become unwitting partakers in a scheme that will eventually consume so many people, themselves INCLUSIVE.

#WeHaveMissedRoad
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Elijahnonso1(m): 7:16pm On Jan 15, 2024
Where and w?hich 2 Kings 11:20 said that

Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Tommydare(m): 7:55pm On Jan 15, 2024
You are living in a world of delusions.
Righthussle:
The god you have connection with is the fake god that needs money and people to work for him. The one that you got to know through the storybook that was introduced to us by our oppressors. Any god that have workers and needs money is a god created by humans .
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Righthussle: 7:58pm On Jan 15, 2024
Tommydare:
You are living in a world of delusions.
Enjoy your fake god. Hope you gave him some money last Sunday. He needs it so much.
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Truthshotcrazy: 8:03pm On Jan 15, 2024
SuperOnyi:
shocked



There's no need to look out for any "Chiwetalu Agu" in your life, or any Uncle in your hometown to point your oily fingers at. Most of your fellow Nigerians are evil and wouldn't hesitate to ruin your life.
grin grin grin
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Truthshotcrazy: 8:04pm On Jan 15, 2024
VaginaAcademic:
He can sue these ignorant people for defamation not even his character name they used his government name chai
People take stuff too far mehn! Even if he had wicked roles, This is all shades of wrong for the poor actor, merely seeking to entertain.
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Shuggaa: 8:31pm On Jan 15, 2024
Righthussle:
It pains me that I realized late that organized religion is a big scam. Old Sharp guys don use my money build big schools and buy private jets.
E dey always pain me say I no fast get the update or was still young as at then
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by salem1996: 8:40pm On Jan 15, 2024
EreluRoz:
These are the people rubbishing Christianity
These days I go to church at my convenience because ehn I don't even understand anymore, thank God I have a direct connection with my God and each time I need Him he comes through for me
I am a pastor, but seriously, sometimes I wonder what their followers think before attending church.

What sort of banner is this for Christ Saks?
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Oluhitare562: 8:45pm On Jan 15, 2024
see below

Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Ttipsy(f): 8:55pm On Jan 15, 2024
Lol
Interesting
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by seunayantokun(m): 8:59pm On Jan 15, 2024
In the land where ignorance is king...
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by 82man: 9:03pm On Jan 15, 2024
Amen 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by achimendy(m): 9:31pm On Jan 15, 2024
GreatBoss:
My Nairaland people, see what I saw trending on Facebook this morning.


@General Ditari.
Make chinwetalu agu catch that.
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by achimendy(m): 9:31pm On Jan 15, 2024
GreatBoss:
My Nairaland people, see what I saw trending on Facebook this morning.


@General Ditari.
Make chinwetalu agu catch that pastor.
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by hakeemhakeem(m): 9:39pm On Jan 15, 2024
What happened to village people in your life
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by sureway1(m): 9:42pm On Jan 15, 2024
Ezekiel2122:
Seems you're are lawyer.... I salute!
I am not a lawyer, I am a programmer, in programming those two names are not the same.. and I know that's applicable in other fields.
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by Empresa: 9:45pm On Jan 15, 2024
When you travel out of naija, there are things you don't pray for because government provides them
Re: 'The ChiwetaluAgu In Your Life Will Die In 2024': Church Banner In Port Harcourt by ufuosman(m): 10:08pm On Jan 15, 2024
Oblitz:
This is wrong nah
very wrong
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