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Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 7:55pm On Feb 11 |
If you want to be my Val, you must have the following; You must provide either your NIN or Passport and a guarantor ( Your guarantor must be a Nigerian). You must be tall (1.70 and above). You must have six packs ( if you have pot belle, you can start going to gym before that day). You must have a car ( you can't expect me to trek). You must be neat inside and outside ( don't wear a neat suit on a dirty boxers, gross!). You must not keep beards( I wonder why guys keep beards, do you want to plait it?) You must prepare a gift ( you can't expect me to tell you this, you should know). You must have a good sense of humor ( I don't deal with sadist). If you are frustrated, meet a therapist because depression is real and suicide is not an option. If you are a redpill member, don't apply ( you are destined to be single). If you are living in the North, don't apply unless your state has an airport. I don't have ransom. Don't apply if you are married, spend your val day with your family. Thank you! 2 Likes |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by advanceDNA: 8:00pm On Feb 11 |
Come on ladies....this shit is so over stale... 8 Likes |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by illicit(m): 8:03pm On Feb 11 |
On Val day I take myself out or in 🥵 |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Nice2023(m): 8:14pm On Feb 11 |
She's disguisingly looking for men. Hunger is dealing with them. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by EreluRoz: 8:21pm On Feb 11 |
The val lineups I have ehn, it's best to just off my phone and log out of social media that day. I don't get freaked by such things, I'll rather stay home all day to press phone and drink soya milk. |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Fisiryorh(m): 8:23pm On Feb 11 |
Asides the fact that valentine's day is on a ash Wednesday, GO GET CLAY AND MOLD UR PERFERT VAL.... 🙄 2 Likes |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Negroid001(m): 8:34pm On Feb 11 |
labake1: Omo this your list ehn. Even Agbani Darego no demand this one. |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by JasonNOTStatham: 8:37pm On Feb 11 |
What quality are you bringing? 6 Likes |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Klinxmanz(m): 9:05pm On Feb 11 |
dis scheme of work wey u state here sef make u state ur own qualities make we u know whether u even dey group stage talkless of finals, shey u no wowo!!.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by toujurs: 9:56pm On Feb 11 |
See this liability, setting standards. I don't blame you, i blame men that give broke women attention. 8 Likes |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Cassandraloius: 9:57pm On Feb 11 |
Too much for one person. |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by onome2013: 12:44am On Feb 12 |
Are u changing your val yearly. If so kindly go for deliverance before you val more than 50 people in your life span |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by JustPowerApps(m): 2:49am On Feb 12 |
If you are a redpill member, don't apply ( you are destined to be single). What exactly do you have against red pill young lady?
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Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by drimzsmoke(m): 2:59am On Feb 12 |
labake1: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOC9LllmxRc |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Crucialgem(m): 8:49am On Feb 12 |
Seriously to me all your requirements are fair enough nothing outrageous 1 Like |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 10:55am On Feb 12 |
toujurs: Me cho nu 1 Like |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 10:57am On Feb 12 |
Crucialgem: Finally, there is someone with sense on NL. So do you meet all the requirements? |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 10:58am On Feb 12 |
JustPowerApps: Nothing There are group of misogynist, destined to marry themselves or die single 2 Likes |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 10:59am On Feb 12 |
onome2013: I get bored with one person that's why |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 11:00am On Feb 12 |
3 Likes |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by toujurs: 11:12am On Feb 12 |
labake1:Go and find work, and do. This urgent 2k, woman. Kai, your body count would have reached 6 like this o!. It's not like you are even fine, yet old, then broke. Haba. Time isn't on your side again, yet you are still hawking bitterness on your head. Like agege bread. |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by alexanderparker: 12:28pm On Feb 12 |
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Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by alexanderparker: 12:28pm On Feb 12 |
labake1: |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by advanceDNA: 12:39pm On Feb 12 |
alexanderparker: Are u normal...? 2 Likes |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Nice2023(m): 12:50pm On Feb 12 |
labake1: I don't date yoruba girls even. Despite the fact that I schooled in Lagos,I personally loathe them all. |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 7:16pm On Feb 12 |
Nice2023: I am not surprised, God go help you |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 7:17pm On Feb 12 |
toujurs: Like I said bro, see a therapist because depression is real and suicide is not an option. |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by YourGFsnatcher: 7:59pm On Feb 12 |
bride price is that you? |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Nice2023(m): 9:03pm On Feb 12 |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 8:01am On Feb 13 |
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Nazgul: 9:02am On Feb 13 |
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