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Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Anguldi(m): 9:03pm On Feb 14
labake1:
If you want to be my Val, you must have the following;


You must provide either your NIN or Passport and a guarantor ( Your guarantor must be a Nigerian).
You must be tall (1.70 and above).
You must have six packs ( if you have pot belle, you can start going to gym before that day).
You must have a car ( you can't expect me to trek).
You must be neat inside and outside ( don't wear a neat suit on a dirty boxers, gross!).
You must not keep beards( I wonder why guys keep beards, do you want to plait it?)
You must prepare a gift ( you can't expect me to tell you this, you should know).
You must have a good sense of humor ( I don't deal with sadist). If you are frustrated, meet a therapist because depression is real and suicide is not an option.
If you are a redpill member, don't apply ( you are destined to be single).
If you are living in the North, don't apply unless your state has an airport. I don't have ransom.
Don't apply if you are married, spend your val day with your family.

Thank you!
Have you gotten wink
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 9:11am On Feb 15
Anguldi:

Have you gotten wink


No o
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by drimzsmoke(m): 10:19am On Feb 15
Nice2023:



I don't date yoruba girls even.

Despite the fact that I schooled in Lagos,I personally loathe them all.


Arindin!!!

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Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by tammie24: 2:16pm On Feb 15
Nice2023:



I don't date yoruba girls even.

Despite the fact that I schooled in Lagos,I personally loathe them all.
how many do you see running after you yam legged flattties?

You want make they abuse them for house

Abeg o!

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Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by EmperorCaesar(m): 4:05pm On Feb 15
Nice2023:



I don't date yoruba girls even.

Despite the fact that I schooled in Lagos,I personally loathe them all.


There are 8billion+ people in the world, and trust me, your opinion ends here as nobody cares about your life choices

I think i know the shape of your head and I also know where the sun rises cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by thedarkened: 4:42am On Feb 20
You are principled! Of course, married men should not apply!! smiley
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Klinxmanz(m): 6:02am On Feb 20
labake1:



I am not surprised, God go help you
how was ur val, did u get ur val partner?
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 9:30am On Feb 20
Klinxmanz:
how was ur val, did u get ur val partner?


No
No meet the criteria
Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by labake1(f): 9:31am On Feb 20
thedarkened:
You are principled! Of course, married men should not apply!! smiley


Yes, I don't like men that cheat

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Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by Zwooks: 8:20pm On Mar 15
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Re: Valentine Is Coming: Who Will Be My Val? by MrCork: 10:18pm On Mar 15
labake1:
If you want to be my Val, you must have the following;


You must provide either your NIN or Passport and a guarantor ( Your guarantor must be a Nigerian).
You must be tall (1.70 and above).
You must have six packs ( if you have pot belle, you can start going to gym before that day).
You must have a car ( you can't expect me to trek).
You must be neat inside and outside ( don't wear a neat suit on a dirty boxers, gross!).
You must not keep beards( I wonder why guys keep beards, do you want to plait it?)
You must prepare a gift ( you can't expect me to tell you this, you should know).
You must have a good sense of humor ( I don't deal with sadist). If you are frustrated, meet a therapist because depression is real and suicide is not an option.
If you are a redpill member, don't apply ( you are destined to be single).
If you are living in the North, don't apply unless your state has an airport. I don't have ransom.
Don't apply if you are married, spend your val day with your family.

Thank you!


Valantine korrrr.......orangutan niiii!!!!(no oofencsece) angry

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