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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Verbtips(m): 7:31pm On Feb 26 |
Jennyclay:don't discourage him na,at least if e blow e go get story to tell 2. as some of our artist own na gutter |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Chicagograduate(m): 7:33pm On Feb 26 |
mipeesoft:You dey contradict yourself.You say you never lived in one.But you know everything about the lifestyle. 1 Like |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Chicagograduate(m): 7:34pm On Feb 26 |
Calitoscassius:I no be teacher.Enrol for a tutorial klass. |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Maj196(m): 7:35pm On Feb 26 |
Na smoke |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Calitoscassius(m): 7:35pm On Feb 26 |
Chicagograduate:Okay, good! where shall enrol? And how? |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Tempulated(m): 7:38pm On Feb 26 |
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Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Tempulated(m): 7:39pm On Feb 26 |
tochez24: Lol Marafucka. Few months ago, I was struggling but I wasn't Poor like you. I have a good Business i run now which is my main Income and have a bumper PAY job. I help random struggling responsible guys easily with no string attached now. 4 Likes |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Fujiyama: 7:39pm On Feb 26 |
rocknation62: ^^^ Asiwaju giddem! 1 Like |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Emdebby2: 7:40pm On Feb 26 |
What to expect....just an observation. You'll share kitchen with your neighbours, if you don't get your own cupboard, you will end up sharing your foodstuffs. You'll queue to use the bathroom and toilet. Your neighbour's children will be waiting for you to come back every evening to collect biscuits. There will be quarrels and disputes over missing items in the compound. Safeguard your property well to avoid stories that touch. 1 Like |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by PastorOlokonla: 7:42pm On Feb 26 |
Nice2023: Nor mind the begger. I am not ashamed to say I am a product of a face me i face you. It is my background and my past. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by icankel: 7:44pm On Feb 26 |
Be ready to use bucket or nylon for ur toilet, and if u must go work early make sure u wake up very to bath if not u must go late to work or u skip bathing. Pay ur bills on time to avoid unnecessary disgrace from landlord, again, avoid those ur female neighbors if not they will even borrow ur life from u and so on |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by faceland: 7:44pm On Feb 26 |
Jennyclay: It depends on the area. I have visited places where the children are well cultured... I sometimes measure the safety of an area by how cultured the children are to strangers. It also depend on the landlord... 100% no privacy. I visited somewhere like this and most of the house were empty because one of the main occupants was very sick so they all visited him in the hospital. Personally, I pray I never live somewhere like this (even in big cities like Gwarimpa or New York). I like a veranda or a backyard. |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Demiurgos: 7:46pm On Feb 26 |
Things that causes fight: 1. Sweeping 2. Toilet 3. Electricity bill Keep in mind, there's always one or two cvnts who will refuse to flush the toilet well |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Dancebreaker: 7:46pm On Feb 26 |
Avoid olofofo women. Dem fit put you for trouble. Avoid overfamiliarity. One girl or woman may be coming to your room to borrow one thing or the other. Even though you only help with church mind, rumours may start flying around. You fit get into trouble with her hubby or bf. You can by and large handle the guys more easily. 3 Likes |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by ruffDiamond: 7:47pm On Feb 26 |
Terrible , frustrated people full am |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by IamHonourable1: 7:49pm On Feb 26 |
BBIA: You really mean this woman |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by ruffDiamond: 7:50pm On Feb 26 |
Demiurgos: |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by ruffDiamond: 7:52pm On Feb 26 |
Demiurgos:and some stupid Olosho girls or evening newspaper that'll start giving you green light wey you no gree Dem..hmmm....as a rule ,I avoid city girls like a plague ..most are already washed out ,over Nacked with uncountable body count..na money I come Hussle for town ..not some stupid ,broke asshole harebrained Barney wakaing all over the place! |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Sirseedorf(m): 7:55pm On Feb 26 |
All my life I stay in f2f, it's a big experience though, good and bad. You can find lots of characters there, lots of behavior and lots of life experience, but presently i don't pray staying there again, i wish my thoughts can align with God grace. Not that we like living there, we just had to make do with what we have presently. E go better.... 2 Likes |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Progressing2470(f): 7:56pm On Feb 26 |
You have said it all. |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by ajerimitan: 7:59pm On Feb 26 |
Face me I slap you apartment has different levels. It is called civilian barracks for a reason. It can make you learn a lot and mature faster via experience gathering. The worst place one of so to say that I have ever lives was down one street at mile 12 market area. It was a typical slum with nylon laid on sawdust and built a with scrap roofing sheet and tapolyn or flex banner. The toilet was so bad and the bathroom was nothing to write home about. I actually stayed there for days. Funny enough the electricity in that area was constant and the environment was two worlds apart the filthy rich on the side of the fenced estate and the shantytown or slum on the other side. The place was actually built on a scarped dump site and mostly owned by scavengers and waste to Wealth bolars. I got one of the best advice from there after my days of stay. And some of the wounded lions who have found them selves down after almost reaching the zenith I found there also. |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by PastorOlokonla: 7:59pm On Feb 26 |
tochez24: The fight because a neighbor stayed late in the bathroom and you are late for your appointment and need to use the washroom. 1 Like |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Starhearts: 8:03pm On Feb 26 |
Jennyclay: D money wey dem use send u go skool supposed use build poultry farm 🚜 |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by haphizz57(m): 8:04pm On Feb 26 |
Jennyclay:See dis apati girl wey her papa dey ride okada on hire-purchase. Dey condemn person. Swear to God dat u av count 50k of ur own b4 in ur entire life |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by kollog: 8:04pm On Feb 26 |
rocknation62: And there is always a Bachelor wey don Nack all d young Sisi around the vicinity, which every Husband is wary of him mingling with their wife and every Parents always warn their daughters about. 1 Like |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by FireUpNow(m): 8:05pm On Feb 26 |
A recycled theme. |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by yemclef(m): 8:05pm On Feb 26 |
There is nothing there. It is a normal life for a humble beginning. I was born in F2F and lived there during my university days. That F2F cannot define your future. Thank God for the mansion I have today. I always advise my children to look beyond the present environment and be focused. To Lady Jennyclay, it is not always rosy. Life is not designed to be a bed of roses. I have seen someone who once lived in a duplex like yours but did not live there after the death of her husband. The house was forfeited to the bank as collateral owned by her late husband. My dear Jennyclay, life is a mystery |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Privatepart00: 8:06pm On Feb 26 |
I can’t relate, never have I stayed in such a place before No matter how broke I am, heaven can’t allow my level drop to that stage |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Okeyc230: 8:06pm On Feb 26 |
Somebody will fetch water to take bath another person will use it and say sorry. Peeping dey too |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by steeltrust: 8:07pm On Feb 26 |
I remember when I was in benin Wen sapa hold me for neck Look me eye to eye and said ADT aka steelstrust I will finish you My early sapa days I lived in a face me I face you I and my elder bro were together then No water No light No toilet With just a bathroom sitting in a far right corner of the 200x100 plot of land We literally have to fetch water from the next compound which is a duplex opposite us. If we wan shit we go enter bush or wait make night reach before we toilet Be rest assured you will always have neighbors who will or who re jealous of you or in competition with you Always expect fight between husband and wife either for night or day time, you go separate fight tire😂 Always be ready to quarrel with your fellow neighbors who won’t pay light bill Be ready to quarrel or fight with your neighbors who refuse to do their routines in sweeping the compound, washing the toilet or bathroom that is if you have one 🤣 Be ready to fetch water to bath and before you go room come back then don use your water 😂🤣 You go swear tire and e no go catch anybody even if you go ayelala😂 Them go thief things for your room or your neighbor room be ready for compound meeting 😂 If you’re married and you’ve children be ready when your kids fight with your neighbor kids and each of you trying to defend your children without even wanting to know who’s at fault Make you know say e don red be that oh😅 Be ready to hear papa wealth Bleep blessing wen de the next street 😂🤣 Or mama boye Bleep Fegor wen de the room 14 Be ready to see landlord or landlady to tell you when to come home or not that is if he/she lives in same compound. Be ready for your landlord/landlady will demand money even wen your rent never expire or face eviction as soon as your money expires if you no give am😂 You fry chicken or de cook better food and you never pay rent to your landlord/landlady, in portable voice ( wahala wahala wahala) 🤣 Caretaker go give you problem steady Abeg ready for am if not you go pack before your money go expire 😂🤣😅 Their must be one woman when you go owe credit on a steady In my time we de call her mama abieyowa That her daughter fine sha but sapa then no fit let me talk to her cause na so so yahoo boys she de follow 😂 Even when the woman die abieyowa come my room come collect the 700 I owe the mama Cause my name de among debtors wen de owe her 😂🤣 If light no de area which is normal in Nigeria Generator noise go finish you Be ready to meet one neighbor when go de boast for you with pride as if em get pass everybody for the compound Chai papa bobo use our eyes see shege 😅 If it a gated compound be ready to sleep outside most night cause heat go finish your papa even when mosquitoes de bite you, oga cover your self and sleep joor 😂😂 The last and not the least When ever you cook the neighbors closes to you must come your house come chop on a steady except you de keep boundaries Benin was fun until Things got worse when osas ran away with my money which eventually put me in more debt and couldn’t meet up anymore and I moved to Lagos I post my story here on nairaland and I remember how some people came to my rescue with some money sent to my bank acct When I reach lag Omo things worst I was living from hand to mouth till I summoned courage and I went back to warri, delta state where I was born and raise and God so kind my story changed. To God be the glory I’m in america Married to an American My kids are American And on my way to be an American citizen So bro 😎 face me I face you isn’t bad but set your priorities right Avoid anything when no go give you peace of mind for there No let them know your plan and secret no matter how close you’re to your neighbors cause a lot of them don’t want you to grow If them no grow, you self no go go grow. Imagin back then people like jennyclay no go gree for me but now if she see me for my Lincoln Navigator na once she go gree 😂🤣 Mumu feminist Life na step by step and you will get your final destination Just know what you’re doing and find a shortcut to achieve it legally Good luck bro 😎 11 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by PotatoSalad(m): 8:14pm On Feb 26 |
first pic is Yarimo's compound |
Re: Facts About Living In "Face Me I Face You Apartment"? by Connected1: 8:25pm On Feb 26 |
Jennyclay:You wey dae stay Bedsitter wey na only Fan and Foam dae inside 😂 I like how you always rant sha, na your type I dae like disgrace physically. |
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