₦airaland Forum

Danielnicks:
This statement a flawed statement. Infact for someone who claims to be sexually experienced, it a very myopic statement. First of all, you can't ever generalise the boxes that have to be ticked to sexually satisfy a woman. Different things stokes different people. I know a lady who orgasms mainly with the suckling of her nipples, I know another who orgasms when her clit is sensually titillated, and I know another lady who achieves climax through continuous hard pounding erectile thrusts. So saying a hard, wild and sustainable erection doesn't equate climax is totally wrong. It's only correct when you say it's not true for most cases. Lastly, I put it to you, most women respond to hard, fast, sustainable erectile sex. I can say this confidently because I am a guy, I definitely have had more sexually encounters with women than you have. Thank you.

I can relate to this, no be lie cumrade. Hard pounding no be child play. That tatatatatatatata no be bobo juice. Person will just be making person daughter dey scream I am cummíng, I am cummíng, I am cummíng, I am cummíng, I am cummíng, no be child play. Where are u cummíng to? I don't know. Na only legends go understand.

Any way sha Twoclans know say I don repent. Man needs to hang his boots make man focus well.

evening news paper full naija. poco as their heading nairaland branch

maureensylvia:
Stop calling women Evening Newspaper ❗️

Stop calling women Evening Newspaper ❗️

Stop calling women Evening Newspaper ❗️

Stop calling women Evening Newspaper ❗️

Stop calling women Evening Newspaper ‼️

You’ll have a daughter someday

Stop calling men scum and broke!

You'll have a son some days.

Mcslize:
Stop calling men scum and broke!

You'll have a son some days.

I’ll never say such to a man

The term is only for ladies who have passed their prime age.

Evening newspapers beg for love.

Most of them sef are Baby Mamas.

They have over-stretched toto.

And are fvcked by boys far younger than them.

Funny enough, they still wear bum-shots that reveal their flabby buttocks, and legs that were once like ripe pawpaw.

The one in my area has not learnt her lessons. She's still giving her 'widow's might' to small boys like a 'free-to-air' channel

yemclef:
[b]It is condemnable to tag our ladies [/b]with such a derogatory phrase because they are not married. Some people are myopic in thinking, and they forget easily that everything in this sinful is time. Nobody deserves to be mocked because the person has not achieved what society wants to see. It is better to be patient than to make the wrong move to marriage. Marriage is not a bed of rosy but with difficulties. It is here in Africa that humans mock fellow humans who have been barren as if they are God.

But it is not condemnable for ladies to be broke shaming guys because they are still struggling to find their feats. Some of you guys forget most of these ladies also use derogatory words on men. But you never see where some of the captain save women will speak against such. Isn't that a biased mindset on its highest order?

pocohantas:
Nobody can be an evening newspaper as you have rightly noted that the word is derogatory. Even worse that it most times comes from men who are unmarried themselves, but somehow clutch to that as the only means to put women down.

Using Nairaland as a case study, I am yet to see any of the forum's rules that says females must be married to have peace. So the obsession with the marital status of women on this site is unbecoming.

That said, marriage is a lifetime decision that can make or mar you. You should do it when you are prepared for it and with someone who wants it as much as you do. It is not for survival or change of status. If you die at 30, they will call it premature death. But you are alive and same people think you are too old for marriage.

People have different spec at different stages of their lives. Pick your own spec and shut up.

Nobody is an evening newspaper. If you are worried about single ladies/men, do well to marry one and help us reduce the population of singles. Anything less and you are an emptyheaded rabblerouser.

No disrespect, just a question. Are you having a 'crisis moment'? Some time ago here, you described yourself as "Evening Newspaper" on your profile?

***Like I wrote, no disrespect. Just wanna get your perspect as there seem to be a conflict between how you described yourself in the past and now!

Aareakinwunmi:
Even though I find the word derogatory.

The fact still remains that the fecundability of a woman reduces with age, and also they tend to have more complications like pre eclampsia during pregnancy.

And let's not forget women start to age early too.


For men, it's about money.

Majority of women will show you love (might not be genuine) if you are rich.

Ned nwoko is an example, he scored a girl, most guys in their early 30s only dream off.

Trust me, most guys are all about value adding relationships. They dream of better life and very selective of the person they settle with. Ned and his game should be seen as outliers

pipnator00:
No disrespect, just a question. Are you having a 'crisis moment'? Some time ago here, you described yourself as "Evening Newspaper" on your profile?

***Like I wrote, no disrespect. Just wanna get your perspect as there seem to be a conflict between how you described yourself in the past and now!

No disrespect, do you lack sense of humour and understanding of basic sarcasm?

Like I wrote, no disrespect. Just wanna know how an adult or a graduate missed this simple thing!

franchasofficia:
If you are a young lady reading this, in as much as I am a women advocate for some reasons, I will not like to deceive you just as I wouldn't deceive my own daughter.


If you are a young girl reading this, please make the hay while the sun shines.


As a girl, do not compare your life with the life of guys because what guys will do and get away with all over the world not just in Nigeria, a lady may never get away with it.


As a girl child, please do note that your most promising age in the dating, marriage and romance world starts from 19yrs to 35yrs at most, please make good use of this age to achieve whatever it is that you desire.


If you cherish and desire marriage, please don't go about dribbling serious-minded guys who wants to genuinely settle down with you thinking you have all the time in the world to make choice of the perfect man of your dream.


First, there is nothing like perfect man or perfect match, all men have their imperfections just as all women do, so if you want to enjoy a flourishing relationship in dating and marriage with the opposite sex, please lower your expectations and expect less from the opposite sex and always give yourself a true self assessment before you go wishing the unthinkable. You want a rich, tall, dark, fair, faithful, generous man, ask yourself if you meet such a man, whether you qualify to be his dream girl, remember he too have his own spec?



As a lady, make sure you add extra values to the man in your life aside sex and romance, men of nowadays are learning fast and are beginning to ask questions too, bear this in mind.


Gone are the days your sexy look alone guarantees you a rich husband, you can still be lucky, but above the sexy pretty look, add some extra values to yourself as a lady to increase your desirability in the marriage market for guys. You can be lucky to date rich and famous guys by just being pretty and sexy, but honestly with the kind of guys I am seeing today, it maybe difficult to hook them down for marriage with just your sexy looks and pretty face.



The earlier the better. Lucky is the woman who got married and gave birth to all her kids before she clocked 45yrs.


If you desire to marry as a girl, tell God what you want, forget those deceiving themselves after they have made several mistakes while young.


You can still be happily married, have a good job or career or business or trade, so why desire one over another when you can actually achieve both with ease?



Don't turn down serious minded guys asking for your hand in marriage in the name of my career first, I want to focus on my career, I want to finish my PhD first, etc, you can achieve all those things even as a married lady or guy. I am married and still schooling and adding more to my academic credentials, marriage didn't stop me, marriage hasn't stopped anybody that I know from growing in life.

I am owing you 1 bottle of champagne 🍾 for this your undiluted write up. Reasonable ladies like you are rare. You see the truth and you spill it unlike some folks that will see red and call it black.

cc:

Pocohantas & Ishilove mo na learn o.

Mcslize:
I am owing you 1 bottle of champagne 🍾 for this your undiluted write up. Reasonable ladies like you are rare. You see the truth and you spill it unlike some folks that will see red and call it black.

cc:

What exactly should I read and learn? I do think you are suffering midlife crisis and the reason is yet unknown. Do I have any single commemt on this thread of Nairaland as a whole telling ladies to live irresponsibly or wait until they are 50yrs?

If your mental drugs are finished, ask nicely and I will buy them for you. Stop constituting nuisance here, please.

pocohantas:
Given the time and interest to, I would always have the perfect response for you and your kind. So even if you decide not to keep quiet, I doubt you have more wit than I do.

Thank you...✌️

Easy, Tigress.

pocohantas:
You assume that I am single and if at all I am, you (and your kind) would by any means make the cut? The delulu is top tier and admirable.

If your female family members belong to that association, find a means to take them out first.

Thank you!✌️

Poco, I thought you will never settle for anything man. So, you still ended up settling for one of our cumrades? Wonderful!

So, one of our cumrades is actually tickling your heart at the moment. Congrats o!

True true, what men cannot do does not exist.

Zonefree:
Easy, Tigress.

Good. Identify your kinda opponents. Always remember that. Don't wake in 2024 to think what you couldn't do in 2018, you can do it now.

pocohantas:
You assume that I am single and if at all I am, you (and your kind) would by any means make the cut? The delulu is top tier and admirable.

If your female family members belong to that association, find a means to take them out first.

Thank you!✌️

See question wey you suppose ask yourself.

Well I wanted to do you a favour but it seems you're married to yourself or someone else.

pocohantas:
Good. Identify your kinda opponents Always remember that. Don't wake in 2024 to think what you couldn't do in 2018, you can do it now.

Don't be silly, Poco. You're loved.

Mcslize:
Poco, I thought you will never settle for anything man. So, you still ended up settling for one of our cumrades? Wonderful!

So, one of our cumrades is actually tickling your heart at the moment. Congrats o!

True true, what men cannot do does not exist.

1) You should stop thinking because it is obviously not your strong point. Leave it for people with the mental strength to.

2) No, I didn't settle with one of your CUMRADES.

3) Mine is nothing like you because it is obvious no woman is proud of you. Hence your severe obsession with the marital status of online women.

Please, he isn't your CUMRADE. I take your mama beg you. Una no dey the same level.

Zonefree:
Don't be silly, Poco. You're loved.

By a sane man who is nothing like you.
Yes, I am loved. ✌️

tollyboy5:
See question wey you suppose ask yourself.

Well I wanted to do you a favour but it seems you're married to yourself or someone else.

Nah, you can't do me such FAVOUR.
If you could, you would be hitched by now. If all the women you see everyday do not consider marrying you a favour, then it is what it is.

pocohantas:
No disrespect, do you lack sense of humour and understanding of basic sarcasm?

Like I wrote, no disrespect. Just wanna know an adult or a graduate missed this simple thing!

Cool but thats sarcasm taken too far especially when used in a lot comment to describe onesself. Anyways a resourseful week everyone ahead!

pocohantas:
What exactly should I read and learn? I do think you are suffering midlife crisis and the reason is yet unknown. Do I have any single commemt on this thread of Nairaland as a whole telling ladies to live irresponsibly or wait until they are 50yrs?

If your mental drugs are finished, ask nicely and I will buy them for you. Stop constituting nuisance here, please.

Poco, I can see you're suffering from loneliness and long due mood swing. Don't worry, I pray you will be fine soon. Just make sure you keep taking your drugs. Stop skipping them. You know skipping them could be detrimental to your mental well being. Be safe baby girl okay?

Mcslize:
Poco, I can see you're suffering from loneliness and mood swing. Don't worry, I pray you will be fine soon. Just make sure you keep taking your drugs. Stop skipping them. You know skipping them could be detrimental to your mental well being. Be safe baby girl okay?

That should be for you and a quick look at your activities on this thread would show you are everything you typed. Stop projecting and go marry one morning newspaper.

Year after year, the obsession with evening newspapers continues. Marry the young ones kwanu. No way. Such knuckleh__ded beings!

pipnator00:
Cool but thats sarcasm taken too far especially when used in a lot comment to describe onesself. Anyways a resourseful week everyone ahead!

There is nothing like sarcasm taken too far as sarcasm itself is to take things far.

You too!

Zonefree:
Don't be silly, Poco. You're loved.

She's been blinded by the hate around here, such she fails to realise when shes cheered positively. God help her!

pocohantas:
There is nothing like sarcasm taken too far as sarcasm itself is to take things far.

You too!

Madam enjoy!

pocohantas:
Nobody can be an evening newspaper as you have rightly noted that the word is derogatory. Even worse that it most times comes from men who are unmarried themselves, but somehow clutch to that as the only means to put women down.

Using Nairaland as a case study, I am yet to see any of the forum's rules that says females must be married to have peace. So the obsession with the marital status of women on this site is unbecoming.

That said, marriage is a lifetime decision that can make or mar you. You should do it when you are prepared for it and with someone who wants it as much as you do. It is not for survival or change of status. If you die at 30, they will call it premature death. But you are alive and same people think you are too old for marriage.

People have different spec at different stages of their lives. Pick your own spec and shut up.

Nobody is an evening newspaper. If you are worried about single ladies/men, do well to marry one and help us reduce the population of singles. Anything less and you are an emptyheaded rabblerouser.

One evening newspaper has spoken , Jennyclay and sweetbuns are also evening newspapers btw . Well it's funny how most you guys enjoy your 20s sleeping around with wealthy men while broke shaming hard working men cause they can't meet up with your stupid , outrageous and silly demands. That's my only reason for calling some women evening news paper.

But if she didn't sleep around in her 20s and she's still not married in her 30s well her character is bad either ways she is still an evening news paper cause what is bad is bad.
Good evening from this side
Ps I'm not in Nigeria atm
If you quote me sango fit strike you.

pocohantas:
Nah, you can't do me such FAVOUR.
If you could, you would be hitched by now. If all the women you see everyday do not consider marrying you a favour, then it is what it is.

Ok thanks I'm taking this joke no further.
I don't like arguing with weaker vessels.
Any lady that would not calm down for my type of (gentle)men is only selfish to her heart desires and doesn't think further about the future of her home and the kind of parental training children should get.

Don't generalize misogynistic character some men might just be zero tolerance to ladies shenanigans

EOD

tollyboy5:
Ok thanks I'm taking this joke no further.
I don't like arguing with weaker vessels.
Any lady that would not calm down for my type of (gentle)men is only selfish to her heart desires and doesn't think further about the future of her home and the kind of parental training children should get.

Don't generalize misogynistic character some men might just be zero tolerance to ladies shenanigans

EOD

Goodluck to the lady that calms down for you. I wish I cared or had any bit of envy for her.

Boy Bye!

pipnator00:
She's been blinded by the hate around here, such she fails to realise when shes cheered positively. God help her!

Amen on her behalf 🙏

MikeofKd:
One evening newspaper has spoken , and sweetbuns are also evening newspapers btw . Well it's funny how most you guys enjoy your 20s sleeping around with wealthy men while broke shaming hard working men cause they can't meet up with your stupid , outrageous and silly demands. That's my only reason for calling some women evening news paper.

But if she didn't sleep around in her 20s and she's still not married in her 30s well her character is bad either ways she is still an evening news paper cause what is bad is bad.
Good evening from this side
Ps I'm not in Nigeria atm
If you quote me sango fit strike you.

Whatever your reasons are, it is only a reflection of your upbringing and circle where women have to sleep around to eat. I didn't have to go through that. Neither did I spend my 20s sleeping around with men. I worked hard since graduation and I got a man that I deserve.

I advise ladies to do same in this generation because the dating pool is messed up and you have to ensure certain filth do not have access to you. That said, I am with a wealthy man.

pocohantas:
1) You should stop thinking because it is obviously not your strong point. Leave it for people with the mental strength to.

2) No, I didn't settle with one of your CUMRADES.

3) Mine is nothing like you because it is obvious no woman is proud of you. Hence your severe obsession with the marital status of online women.

Please, he isn't your CUMRADE. I take your mama beg you. Una no dey the same level.

Come off it Poco. He is our cumrade. We know ourselves in our dining circle. We are actually proud of our fellow cumrade for doing a good job on you in the oza room if at all there is any. I just hope you're not deceiving us just to make yourself feel wanted. Let it not be so. If not, it won't be funny.

Any way, just in case he breaks your tiny heart, don't hesitate to let us know so we can link you up with another well to do cumrade. Don't worry, we have some really nice cumrades that can take all your shits. Very nice ones, trust me poco.

pocohantas:
1) I am of the belief that a good marriage is indeed an achievement to those who desire it. But when you bully people so much with something, they might fight back and you hear statements like the highlighted.

2) Until marriage happens, Nigerians should allow singles breef. I have thought about it deeply and I am yet to see any reason to shame someone for being SINGLE.

3) I have never looked at a man on this forum and thought to myself "eish, he is not married". I don't care and I won't marry him if he were single. It is always the reverse because women do not care enough about such to give men derogatory names. They might have their biases when approached by these men, but they are not malicious about it like the guys on this forum who have more venom than inland taipans. So you won't find a handful of women to adopt this name for men.


4) These venomous men do not care about (the biological clocks of) women. They only want to ensure they cause them pains and embarrassment.

Do naija girls care that country is hard before they broke shame men lol?

take hanky and cry more lol.

men have learnt to live with their shortcomings, women should carry their cross too. Dont come here and be forming victims . No be only biological clock after 1001 abortions, hiss