Ubunja is an Evening Newspaper.

DyingFetus:
Men age differently


A man can be in his 80s and still be getting laid wbut a woman at 80s obviously can't and has reached meno

Once a man is 35, unmarried and broke, I repeat, BROKE. He may be classified as an Evening Newspaper.

Susily:


Going by your logic, if "2 min men" is a description of an action according to you, then "Evening Newspaper" is a description of a biological fact

Continue bro! evening newspaper is not a human word so in essence you are dehumanizing the person. 2 min men , at least they still refer to such men as men. 2 mins does not really matter as long as you can impregnate your wife. For your knowledge, I am man with two kids and am not a woman wrapper.

Anatolia:


Continue bro! evening newspaper is not a human word so in essence you are dehumanizing the person. 2 min men , at least they still refer to such men as men. 2 mins does not really matter as long as you can impregnate your wife. For your knowledge, I am man with two kids and am not a woman wrapper.

Let's call a spade a spade. Both terms are derogatory and dehumanizing

If women are so offended by the evening newspaper remark, they should stop broke-shaming men and cock-shaming men

What is good for the goose is good for the gander

Preek and toto matters. It’s in these topics children on Nairaland possess PhDs.

pocohantas:



Whatever your reasons are, it is only a reflection of your upbringing and circle where women have to sleep around to eat. I didn't have to go through that. Neither did I spend my 20s sleeping around with men. I worked hard since graduation and I got a man that I deserve.

Na so.
For the past 10 years you've been spewing a variation of this story on this forum.
What does a man mean? Husband and man na the same thing?

I advise ladies to do same in this generation because the dating pool is messed up and you have to ensure certain filth do not have access to you.

Yen, yen, yen.... Everybody get mouth for Internet.

That said, I am with a wealthy man.

Ogbomosho Oprah Winfrey. Since how many years? Not wealthy husband, not wealthy fiancee?
Wealthy man? Why will a wealthy man settle for someone like you? You jazz am?
Is it that you're part of a harem or are you just making things up as usual?
.. Like Jenny.clay, Erelu.roz and the other nutters that litter this space.

PS: I don't think people should be shamed for their marital status regardless of their age. I just felt like calling out your crap.

cococandy:
Men are obsessed with women. That’s it. That’s all

It's natural. Men are obsessed with women and vice-versa. Do you think you've said anything?

Digmygold:


Once a man is 35, unmarried and broke, I repeat, BROKE. He may be classified as an Evening Newspaper.

Not really, he might secure the bag the next day lol

Sapasenator:
Ok guys, listen let's trash this important topic and very popular phrase used very frequently on Nairaland by the guys.

In recent times I have always come across the term "evening newspaper", being used to refer to some certain individuals oftentimes the female folks on this honourable site.

The term is often used in a derogatory term to refer to ladies of a certain age group who are yet to marry.

I must confess that I find this term to be amusing and often wonder at the origin considering the fact that I am an avid reader of newspapers expecially the evening variety.

Now due to the present economic impasse in the country, we find that lots of the menfolk who are still single and yet to marry, in particular older males in their late thirties, early to mid- forties.

Can we refer to these categories of males as "evening newspapers" too.

I personally think if a man is not married at 35, he should be classified as an evening newspaper or what do you guys think.

For me, I would prefer the term not to be used at all as it is derogatory but if you insist on using them, I would say men could be evening newspapers too.

A man can marry at 55... And men don't hit menopause.... The evening news paper refers to a lady that is above 35 years old and she ain't married.

Sapasenator:


I have been on faceless forums like Quora and Redit and I can tell you whites dont curse and abuse each other this way. Methinks it is a Nigerian thing.

In real lives, we are naturally loud , rambunctious and the average Nigerian is full of egos and unbridled emotions mostly absent of logic so the end product is what we see - unruly attitudes witnessed on Nairaland.

Plus, I believe most of these guys grew up in homes where the father never respected the moms, I also believe they were never exposed to true maternal love growing up. Something is definitely wrong for the level of misogynist views expressed on Nairaland.

End of discussion.

ThothHermes:
Na so.
For the past 10 years you've been spewing a variation of this story on this forum.
What does a man mean? Husband and man na the same thing?

Thank you for admitting I have been consistent.

Yen, yen, yen.... Everybody get mouth for Internet.
Ogbomosho Oprah Winfrey. Since how many years? Not wealthy husband, not wealthy fiancee?
Wealthy man? Why will a wealthy man settle for someone like you? You jazz am?
Is it that you're part of a harem or are you just making things up as usual? .

Control your emotions dearest. This outburst is quite a long held one and too much.

Why are you pained he settled for me? Someone like me is who? Can you pick me out of a crowd? How about you settle for your kinda woman and show me how it is done? I bet you will never do that. Epe Michael Jackson.

No, I didn't jazz him. Neither am I part of his harem. Na only me balance put. Life is beyond Nairaland and sadly, in the real world, it is not men like you making the rules. Nairaland is where you scream the loudest.

I am glad I was never picked by your type. Very glad!!

PS: I don't think people should be shamed for their marital status regardless of their age. I just felt like calling out your crap.

I don't care what you think. You are not that necessary. You got some attention today. I am sure you have been refreshing for my response. I do hope this makes your day.

pocohantas:


Thank you admitting I have been consistent.

Yeah. Serial killers are also consistent in how they operate. It's not necessarily a point on your favor.

Why are you pained he settled for me? How about you settle for your own kinda woman and show me how it is done? I bet you will never do that. Epe Michael Jackson.

Pained? It's not that deep. Your comments are all over thread. I had to respond. We don't even know if the 'he' exists.
I don't get the Michael Jackson reference by the way. My Oprah Winfrey reference was to the mogul's relationship with her "man". Browse am if you no understand.

No, I didn't jazz him. Neither am I part of his harem. Na only me balance put. Life is beyond Nairaland and sadly, in the real world, it is not men like you making the rules. Nairaland is where you scream the loudest. Which is why I tell ladies not to fret. It is not you guys controlling wealth or doing the marrying.

You scream more than most on Nairaland. You're definitely in the top 1% of screamers. Don't know what you're on about.
Real world, real world but you are always on Nairaland. Look at the sheer number of posts you've made on this forum talking (mostly quarelling) with faceless people. This is probably not the only account you've opened on this forum.
Another assignment for you: Look up cognitive dissonance on the Internet.

I don't care what you think. You are not that necessary. You got some attention today. I am sure you have been refreshing for my response. I do hope this makes your day.

Ode. My postscript was not for you. It was for other readers who may wrongly put me in the same category as the guys you roll in the mud with regularly on this forum.
I was really hoping you would not respond. Your responding means I have to respond back. Typing on a phone is hard work.

ThothHermes:
Yeah. Serial killers are also consistent in how they operate. It's not necessarily a point on your favor.

Consistency is important.
Even in pain. As is evident in your case.

Pained? It's not that deep. Your comments are all over thread. I had to respond.
I don't get the Michael Jackson reference by the way. My Oprah Winfrey reference was to the Mogul's relationship with her "man". Browse am if you no understand.

Oh, it is deep my dear. Yenyenyen, my comments are all over the thread, but you all came for me first? Right? Mo'fucka!

Yes, your pain was so much in that post and I hope you are fine wherever you are. Do lift 2 fingers if you need help.

You scream more than most on Nairaland. You're definitely in the top 1% of screamers. Don't know what you're on about.
Real world, real world but you are always on Nairaland. Look at the sheer number of posts you've made on this forum talking (mostly quarelling) with faceless people. This is probably not the only account you've opened on this forum.
Another assignment for you: Look up cognitive dissonance on the Internet.

You should look it up first. Nairaland is a forum for conversing. It is normal to have number of POSTS. That is what we are here for. What is abnormal is keeping track of a forum user's life for 10yrs and obsessing over their definition of "man". I wish I can do same for or with you. But you are not that important and would never be.

Ode. My Postscript was not for you. It was for other readers who may wrongly put me in the same category as the guys you roll in the mud with regularly on this forum.
I was really hoping you would not respond. Your responding means I have to respond back. Typing on a phone is hard work.

I don't roll with anyone and any unbiased person can see how you guys come for me everytime and hope to be ignored. You see, you insulted me and HOPED not to get a response. If you don't respond, not my business. I would only be concerned if I quoted you first. But we both know I would never. You remain unnecessary. Go buy a laptop or steal one. Hopefully you don't get lynched in the process.

Infact, respond.
Shey you dey whine me? I dey fear you?

Aareakinwunmi:
Even though I find the word derogatory.

The fact still remains that the fecundability of a woman reduces with age, and also they tend to have more complications like pre eclampsia during pregnancy.

And let's not forget women start to age early too.


For men, it's about money.

Majority of women will show you love (might not be genuine) if you are rich.

Ned nwoko is an example, he scored a girl, most guys in their early 30s only dream off.

apt 💯

ThothHermes:
Na so.
For the past 10 years you've been spewing a variation of this story on this forum.
What does a man mean? Husband and man na the same thing?

Yen, yen, yen.... Everybody get mouth for Internet.
Ogbomosho Oprah Winfrey. Since how many years? Not wealthy husband, not wealthy fiancee?
Wealthy man? Why will a wealthy man settle for someone like you? You jazz am?
Is it that you're part of a harem or are you just making things up as usual?
.. Like Jenny.clay, Erelu.roz and the other nutters that litter this space.

PS: I don't think people should be shamed for their marital status regardless of their age. I just felt like calling out your crap.

My guy, you and Poco get quarel before? Allow her be na.

pocohantas:


Consistency is important.
Even in pain. As is evident in your case.

Now you've responded, leaving me no choice.

Oh, it is deep my dear.
Your pain was so much in that post and I hope you are fine wherever you are. Do lift 2 fingers if you need help.

For all your weyrey, I acknowledge that you're a smart woman. I grudgingly admit that I may even admire that about you, but there's no atom of sense in what you just typed. Haba. You're slipping. Keep up.

You should look it up first. Nairaland is a forum for conversing. It is normal to have number of POSTS. That is what we are here for. What is abnormal is keeping track of a forum users life for 10yrs and obsessing over their definition of "man". I wish I can do same for or with you. But you are not that important and would never be.

Ha. You don dey smoke weed?
Just click on anyone's profile and you'll see their site usage statistics: Number of posts, date of registration, time spent online (yours is one year by the way)
Don't flatter yourself. Nobody has that time...Except people like you.

I don't roll with anyone and any unbiased person can see how you guys come for me everytime and hope to be ignored.
If you don't respond back, not my business. I would only be concerned if I quoted you first. But we both know I would never. You remain unnecessary.

Woman na woman. Now you want to play the victim card. Your comments are typically provocative (deliberately so), and they have a tendency to appear on the first page of threads where many people see them. I wonder why. If your comments were not on page one, this interaction most likely would not have happened. You don't get to cry foul if people respond to your provocation in like manner. Maybe you are not as clever as I thought after all.
Erelu.Roz, Jenny.clay, that Righteousness guy, all of una na almost the same. Na small thing you take better pass them.

Go buy a laptop or steal one. Hopefully you don't get lynched in the process.

Na wa o. I paused a movie on my laptop to respond to you.
But now that you mention it, I could use an upgrade. Shey your wealthy "man" go fit help me with Alienware or Macbook Pro?

Sapasenator:


My guy, you and Poco get quarel before? Allow her be na.

Na just light banter. Na she take am over serious.

ThothHermes:
Now you've responded, leaving me no choice.

Still your business.

For all your weyrey, I acknowledge that you're a smart woman. I grudgingly admit that I may even admire that about you, but there's no atom of sense in what you just typed. Haba. You're slipping. Keep up.

I wish I appreciate being complimented by a man like you.

Ha. You don dey smoke weed?
Just click on anyone's profile and you'll see their site usage statistics: Number of posts, date of registration, time spent online (yours is one year by the way)
Don't flatter yourself. Nobody has that time...Except people like you.

Nobody has which time? Is this your first moniker? The answer is NO. So what exactly are you forming? You don't have time to be on Nairaland for a year, but you have time to create folder for my life events in your head? I will flatter myself, young man.

Woman na woman. Now you want to play the victim card. Your comments are typically provocative (deliberately so), and they have a tendency to appear on the first page of threads where many people see them. I wonder why. If your comments were not on page one, this interaction most likely would not have happened. You don't get to cry foul if people respond to your provocation in like manner. Maybe you are not as clever as I thought after all.
Erelu.Roz, Jenny.clay, that Righteousness guy, all of una na almost the same. Na small thing you take better pass them.

If I report you and you do same, I am sure you would get banned first. If my comment provokes you, please work on your stability. Or use the report the button. There are rules guiding this forum, I am loyal/obedient to them, not your weak feelings and emotions.

Na wa o. I paused a movie on my laptop to respond to you.
But now that you mention it, I could use an upgrade. Shey your wealthy "man" go fit help me with Alienware or Macbook Pro?

I paused my work to respond to you. Maybe you will understand why a wealthy man chose me and you are left for the "good women". Naso life be. Kikikikiki

ThothHermes:
Na so.
For the past 10 years you've been spewing a variation of this story on this forum.
What does a man mean? Husband and man na the same thing? Yen, yen, yen.... Everybody get mouth for Internet. Ogbomosho Oprah Winfrey. Since how many years? Not wealthy husband, not wealthy fiancee?
Wealthy man? Why will a wealthy man settle for someone like you? You jazz am?
Is it that you're part of a harem or are you just making things up as usual?
.. Like Jenny.clay, Erelu.roz and the other nutters that litter this space.

PS: I don't think people should be shamed for their marital status regardless of their age. I just felt like calling out your crap.

He calls the above a LIGHT BANTER. It is always the nerve of these guys to think they hold the yam and knife. Hahahaha!

ThothHermes:
Na just light banter. Na she take am over serious.

Good evening poco , you were talking about a particular freezer brand one time. I am going to get a freezer, I was hoping you can help?

pocohantas:


He calls the above a LIGHT BANTER. It is always the nerve of these guys to think they hold the yam and knife. Hahahaha!

Sterope:
Good evening poco , you were talking about a particular freezer brand one time. I am going to get a freezer, I was hoping you can help?

Good evening Sterope!

In Nigeria? Thermocool please.

From their office. I buy mine from their office at 16 Shasha Rd, Opp De Santos Hotel, Dopemu, Lagos.

pocohantas:


Still your business.




I wish I appreciate being complimented by a man like you.

You don't know a man like me. I'm sorry.

Nobody has which time? Is this your first moniker? The answer is NO. So what exactly are you forming? You don't have time to be on Nairaland for a year, but you have time to create folder for my life events in your head? I will flatter myself, young man.

No it's not. But I just checked the usage statistics for my other moniker. Na you still dey win
And I don't know your other accounts.

[b]If I report you and you do same, I am sure you would get banned first. If my comment provokes you, please work on your stability. Or use the report the button. There are rules guiding this forum, I am loyal/obedient to them, not your weak feelings and emotions.

You are sounding dumber with each post you make.
There are comments that provoke a group of people. You make them all the time and cry when you get a commensurate response. It's just like a guy making an "evening newspaper" comment and saying that women are unstable for getting riled up. Does that make sense to you? Or are you just being deliberately dense?
If I make a comment that affects a tribe and someone from that tribe responds aggressively, will I be right to call them unstable.
There are sensitive topics that trigger both genders, you take pride in hitting on those pain points and turn around to cry when the affected parties respond in kind. Does that make sense?
The only reason I'll be banned is because you've ingratiated yourself with the mods because of how often you're here. You are essentially a mod on this forum.
I've not broken any rule.
If you want this forum to get better, use your influence to advocate for a block feature and see whether you and I will ever cross paths again.

I paused my work to respond to you. Maybe you will understand why a wealthy man chose me and you are left for the "good women". Naso life be. Kikikikiki

I don close work. Unlike you, I don't pause my work to respond to people on Nairaland. See the difference.

PS: Your "good women" comment will be provocative to a group of women who have chosen a route different from yours.
You see how you deliberately provoke again and again.
Maybe they are also unstable.
Or maybe you are just a narcissist who can't see beyond her desires.

Thank you so much
I will look for their office in Ibadan

pocohantas:


Good evening Sterope!

In Nigeria? Thermocool please.

From their office. I buy mine from their office at 16 Shasha Rd, Opp De Santos Hotel, Dopemu, Lagos.

ThothHermes:
You don't know a man like me. I'm sorry.



No it's not. But I just checked the usage statistics for my other moniker. Na you still dey win
And I don't know your other accounts.




You are sounding dumber with each post you make.
There are comments that provoke a group of people. You make them all the time and cry when you get a commensurate response. It's just like a guy making an "evening newspaper" comment and saying that women are unstable for getting riled up. Does that make sense to you? Or are you just being deliberately dense?
If I make a comment that affects a tribe and someone from that tribe responds aggressively, will I be right to call them unstable.
There are sensitive topics that trigger both genders, you take pride in hitting on those pain points and turn around to cry when the affected parties respond in kind. Does that make sense?
The only reason I'll be banned is because you've ingratiated yourself with the mods because of how often you're here. You are essentially a mod on this forum.
I've not broken any rule.
If you want this forum to get better, use your influence to advocate for a block feature and see whether you and I will ever cross paths again.

I have asked Seun severally for a block button as I am always genuinely disgusted by people like you who quote me with insults and try to convince us that they are the victim. Even if it is a paid Nairaland service, I would pay.

In the meantime, ignore or report. You can't be more aware of what is permissible than the mods. Can you? They should know what goes against the forum's rules. Not your emotions.

Yes, I take delight in hitting on the pain points. Not my fault that you cry! Remember, the forum's rules FIRST.

The only reason I haven't been banned is because I manage my emotions well and pick my responses carefully. You should learn that.

You don't need a block button not to cross path with me. You just need to get a life.

I don close work. Unlike you, I don't pause my work to respond to people on Nairaland. See the difference.

PS: Your "good women" comment will be provocative to a group of women who have chosen a route different from yours.
You see how you deliberately provoke again and again.
Maybe they are also unstable.
Or maybe you are just a narcissist who can see beyond her desires.

My "good women" comment is pure sarcasm and it is clear to women who know how men like you instigate women against themselves on Nairaland. But never pick any or even do them well. The only time you know there are "good women" is when you want to insult me. Have you ever defended these women when they are insulted daily by males you know right here? Do you think some of these women that have chosen a different path are not among the evening newspapers and (abused) women that I defend? Why is that not your focus? Have you ever gotten provoked like you do by my comments when you see these male comments? Did you quote any single male to caution them here? NO, YOU DIDN'T. So don't worry about my fellow women. We are fine! You don't care about them.

Since you know a wealthy man can't pick my kind, once again, pick your kind. I really want to see how you treat her.

Bye...

Only JESUS CHRIST saves.
HE can save you.

pocohantas:
Nobody can be an evening newspaper as you have rightly noted that the word is derogatory. Even worse that it most times comes from men who are unmarried themselves, but somehow clutch to that as the only means to put women down.

Using Nairaland as a case study, I am yet to see any of the forum's rules that says females must be married to have peace. So the obsession with the marital status of women on this site is unbecoming.

That said, marriage is a lifetime decision that can make or mar you. You should do it when you are prepared for it and with someone who wants it as much as you do. It is not for survival or change of status. If you die at 30, they will call it premature death. But you are alive and same people think you are too old for marriage.

People have different spec at different stages of their lives. Pick your own spec and shut up.

Nobody is an evening newspaper. If you are worried about single ladies/men, do well to marry one and help us reduce the population of singles. Anything less and you are an emptyheaded rabblerouser.

Honest answer please. If you had a son who by 32 was graduate and working in oil company like shell with 7 years work experience and wanted to get married . If 2 girls were crazy for him, one fresh graduate 25 years and another working class lady 39 single. Who would you ask your son to marry?

MadeMan01:


Honest answer please. If you had a son who by 32 was graduate and working in oil company like shell with 7 years work experience and wanted to get married . If 2 girls were crazy for him, one fresh graduate 25 years and another working class lady 39 single. Who would you ask your son to marry?

The one who loves and respects him, loves his family and is keen on building a home. Except he is a really lucky man, most men do not find these qualities in two women at a time.

I am more concerned that you see and expect me to judge by their ages and "crazy for him". Mind you, I have a grown brother and I wouldn't want to dabble into how clueless majority of you are on what to actually look out for.

pocohantas:


I have asked Seun severally for a block button as I am always genuinely disgusted by people like you who quote me with insults and try to convince people that they are the victim. Even if it is a paid Nairaland service, I would pay.

In the meantime, ignore or report. You can't be more aware of what is permissible than the mods. Can you? They should know what goes against the forum's rules. Not your emotions.

Ignore or report?Seriously. You are hard to ignore. There is a thread about Tiwa Savage on the frontpage right now. There is an insulting comment by MyVillage.People directed at you and Jenny.clay on the front page. I had to check his name twice to remember the moniker. What do you and Jenny.clay have in common, you are always in our face. Ignoring or reporting cannot work.

Yes, I take delight in hitting on the pain points. Not my fault that you cry! Remember, the forum's rules FIRST. [/quotes] Crying? You are the one invoking forum rules.

[quote]The only reason I haven't been banned is because I manage my emotions well and pick my responses carefully. You should learn that.

Not true. Justice is selectively and inconsistently administered here.

You don't need a block button not to cross path with me. You just need to get a life.

Not true. I have a life and I saw your name on that thread just now. You're like the Kim Kardashian of Nairaland, famous for being famous and a lightening rod for the ire of many. Your fault by the way.

My "good women" comment is clear to women who know how men like you instigate women against themselves on Nairaland. But never pick any or even do them well. The only time you know there are "good women" is when you want to insult me. Have you ever defended these women when they are insulted daily by males you know right here? Do you think some of these women that have chosen a different part are not part of the evening newspapers and women that I defend? Why is that not your focus? Have you ever gotten provoked like you do by my comments when you see these male comments? Did you quote any single male to caution them here? NO, YOU DIDN'T. So don't worry about my fellow women. We are fine! You don't care about them.

I will not bother responding to them because they don't have your pull. They don't have a name, you do, Kim Kardashian.
If Seu.n makes a comment no matter how seemingly insignificant, he gets a lot of responses due to his reputation. You've built a reputation (not necessarily a good one) over the years. Na the price of fame be that.
If Seu.n, Ishilov.e, Deepsigh.t, or one of the popular users make your kind of comments, how do you think the reactions to their comments will be?
Those boys posting silly comments will get banned and create new monikers immediately, who has the time to be keeping up with them? Except you of course

Since you know a wealthy man can't pick my kind, once again, pick your kind. I really want to see how you treat her.

Bye...

Ouch.
Now that I see this comment again I think it was in bad taste. That was below the belt. I apologize.

PS:
Those kinds of insensitive comments come from the primal desire to inflict maximum pain on the other party.
You also do it and even revel in it.
But no vex sha. Truly sorry.

FatherScamMas:
he is waiting till when someone would ask people to drop account numbers

is he still the same person as 1000capacity?
He has dropped account already
See below

1000Capacity:


Good evening sir. Please help me too with any thing. I'm just broke
Gtbank *******

ThothHermes:
Ignore or report?Seriously. You are hard to ignore. There is a thread about Tiwa Savage on the frontpage right now. There is an insulting comment by MyVillage.People directed at you and Jenny.clay on the front page. I had to check his name twice to remember the moniker. What do you and Jenny.clay have in common, you are always in our face. Ignoring or reporting cannot work.

 will not bother responding to them because they don't have your pull. They don't have a name, you do, Kim Kardashian.
If Seu.n makes a comment no matter how seemingly insignificant, he gets a lot of responses due to his reputation. You've built a reputation (not necessarily a good one) over the years. Na the price of fame be that.
If Seu.n, Ishilov.e, Deepsigh.t, or one of the popular users make your kind of comments, how do you think the reactions to their comments will be?
Those boys posting silly comments will get banned and create new monikers immediately, who has the time to be keeping up with them? Except you of course 

Please try and get popular too. When you do, use your office to defend the kind of women you like. Until then, __________

Ouch.
Now that I see this comment again I think it was in bad taste. That was below the belt. I apologize.

PS:
Those kinds of insensitive comments come from the primal desire to inflict maximum pain on the other party.
You also do it and even revel in it.
But no vex sha. Truly sorry.

I am actually unoffended by it. So you don't need to apologise. I will even repeat it again to you tomorrow until you at least show me the kinda woman you finally picked. I also mean it when I say pick your kind of woman. This is who I am. If you like, type 500 pages, I won't change. ✌️

imagrg:
The term is only for ladies who have passed their prime age.

Evening newspapers beg for love.

Most of them sef are Baby Mamas.

They have over-stretched toto.

And are fvcked by boys far younger than them.

Funny enough, they still wear bum-shots that reveal their flabby buttocks, and legs that were once like ripe pawpaw.

[b]The one in my area has not learnt her lessons. She's still giving her 'widow's might' to small boys like a 'free-to-air' channel [\b]

Guy why

I don laugh tire