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I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 10:13am On May 30, 2024
I asked this girl in my church out. For about two weeks she didn't give me a straight reply but tried to manipulate me.
When I sensed manipulation, I bolted. I ghosted her. We see in church but I never said a word to her and with time, everything we started faded.

Since the day I ghosted her, this girl has silently been monitoring my dating life. This is what I mean. Anytime she hears that I am going out with a certain girl, she makes the girl her friend and somehow, my relationship with the new girl will start having issues until it breaks. This has happened three times since I ghosted the witch.

Last month, I saw a girl in my neighborhood that I liked. I became friends with this girl and I bought her a necklace.
When this witch heard that I bought a necklace for a particular girl, she located the girl and as usual, became friends with her.
Today, I went to the new girl so I could formally inform her of my intentions but to my greatest surprise, I saw the witch there!
She had even invited this new girl to her house and gifted her some clothes and some stuff.

The moment I came in, I was expecting her to leave I and my girl alone but instead she (the witch) stayed and refused to leave. In fact, she called my girl to her side and began to show her something on her phone.
I just chatted with both of them for awhile and left with an excuse that I needed to meet someone and I will be back.



Avoid a jealous woman. That's my advice for you today.
What's your advice for me. How do I deal with this witch?
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by ForValour: 10:23am On May 30, 2024
How many times did you mention "girl" in this write up? Continue.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by bluebay(m): 10:25am On May 30, 2024
Am sure you slept with the witch but you not saying
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by Auxtan(m): 10:29am On May 30, 2024
Falling in love drains one's mental health. Say no to Falling in love.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by GOFRONT(m): 10:34am On May 30, 2024
She could be a Virgin Witch and virgins are scarce to come by nowadays.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 11:44am On May 30, 2024
GOFRONT:
She could be a Virgin Witch and virgins are scarce to come by nowadays.
Virgin witch?
Oga GOFRONT, say sensible things if you want to go front in your life.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 11:45am On May 30, 2024
bluebay:
Am sure you slept with the witch but you not saying
You see you and that your tiny tiny eyes ehhh, pray you don't see trouble one day.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 11:46am On May 30, 2024
ForValour:
How many times did you mention "girl" in this write up? Continue.
What are you struggling to say?
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 11:47am On May 30, 2024
Auxtan:
Falling in love drains one's mental health. Say no to Falling in love.
Love is the greatest bro.
Try and fall in love and see how your life will glow .
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by Zonefree(m): 1:51pm On May 30, 2024
jeromestarks:
Love is the greatest bro.
Try and fall in love and see how your life will glow .
To love is to die.

It takes a man with no working brain to fall in love.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by tochez24(m): 2:25pm On May 30, 2024
jeromestarks:
I asked this girl in my church out. For about two weeks she didn't give me a straight reply but tried to manipulate me.
When I sensed manipulation, I bolted. I ghosted her. We see in church but I never said a word to her and with time, everything we started faded.

Since the day I ghosted her, this girl has silently been monitoring my dating life. This is what I mean. Anytime she hears that I am going out with a certain girl, she makes the girl her friend and somehow, my relationship with the new girl will start having issues until it breaks. This has happened three times since I ghosted the witch.

Last month, I saw a girl in my neighborhood that I liked. I became friends with this girl and I bought her a necklace.
When this witch heard that I bought a necklace for a particular girl, she located the girl and as usual, became friends with her.
Today, I went to the new girl so I could formally inform her of my intentions but to my greatest surprise, I saw the witch there!
She had even invited this new girl to her house and gifted her some clothes and some stuff.

The moment I came in, I was expecting her to leave I and my girl alone but instead she (the witch) stayed and refused to leave. In fact, she called my girl to her side and began to show her something on her phone.
I just chatted with both of them for awhile and left with an excuse that I needed to meet someone and I will be back.



Avoid a jealous woman. That's my advice for you today.
What's your advice for me. How do I deal with this witch?
Lol😂😂😂😂
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by OKOATA(m): 3:09pm On May 30, 2024
E be like girls plenty for your neighbourhood oh. If your new GF also behave anyhow free am find another one. Find another GF far away from that your neighborhood. No time.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by emmyluizzz: 4:57pm On May 30, 2024
you fvck the witch abi you no fvck


na girl girl girl i just dey see for your post

under 20 kids
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by Nobody:
I finally read am... Meanwhile op dey buy necklace for woman when no be anything to am. Na wah sha. As fo the witch. U need to appease the Lilith in her with very good knackademus practical. Pet her to come collect cos na wetin she need that's why she dey spoil things make u nor go fvck another babe. She's claiming ownership. In fact u be her territory if u no know make u know now. Then after u done knack her better knacking immediately change am fo her. Infact warn her that if she try any nonsense with ur intending girlfriends again she go regret life. Just make sure u fvck her very well make she cum and make sure she still dey vibrate when u dey warn her asin make the climax never wear off her body. Them nor born am to try u again. If she see u she go begin change lanes and hide face. No let the fvck repeat itself again oo otherwise na die u dey. Follow wetin I tell u or find girl from outside. You have been marked by a bad girl
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by Nzogbu2012: 5:56pm On May 30, 2024
Too many women, especially in Southern Nigeria, are not looking for, or interested in, nor will be committed to the right man. They are looking for the right funder. Someone who can fund their lifestyle. They are not interested in love or affection. They are just marketers of their bodily assets to the highest bidders and have lost all sense of shame. And to a large extent, their so-called beauty is manufactured. Organic cream pano pano. BBL. Brazilian hair. And Mac foundation. To maintain their 'beauty' will cost you more than it takes to maintain your business.

As a man, avoid these girls. They are never going to be an asset to you. Because they demand your fiscal treasures, while the only thing they bring to the table is their bodily pleasures, which lose value with age. And anything that loses value over time is a liability. You need a wife that can add value to you. Someone you can meet and ask her, 'What do you think about this deal?' or 'Should I buy that land?'. You need a partner in progress, not a partner in fornication. And if you can't find such a woman in Southern Nigeria, my brother, go elsewhere without feeling guilty. A good wife from afar is better than a bad one nearby!
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by MrCork: 6:03pm On May 30, 2024
jeromestarks:
I asked this girl in my church out. For about two weeks she didn't give me a straight reply but tried to manipulate me.
When I sensed manipulation, I bolted. I ghosted her. We see in church but I never said a word to her and with time, everything we started faded.

Since the day I ghosted her, this girl has silently been monitoring my dating life. This is what I mean. Anytime she hears that I am going out with a certain girl, she makes the girl her friend and somehow, my relationship with the new girl will start having issues until it breaks. This has happened three times since I ghosted the witch.

Last month, I saw a girl in my neighborhood that I liked. I became friends with this girl and I bought her a necklace.
When this witch heard that I bought a necklace for a particular girl, she located the girl and as usual, became friends with her.
Today, I went to the new girl so I could formally inform her of my intentions but to my greatest surprise, I saw the witch there!
She had even invited this new girl to her house and gifted her some clothes and some stuff.

The moment I came in, I was expecting her to leave I and my girl alone but instead she (the witch) stayed and refused to leave. In fact, she called my girl to her side and began to show her something on her phone.
I just chatted with both of them for awhile and left with an excuse that I needed to meet someone and I will be back.



Avoid a jealous woman. That's my advice for you today.
What's your advice for me. How do I deal with this witch?
...when u was chasing her, she was an angel....now that she ignore u, u call her a which..
Are u ok in the head sir??((no oofencsece))
angry
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 6:04pm On May 30, 2024
MrCork:
...when u was chasing her, she was an angel....now that she ignore u, u call her a which..
Are u ok in the head sor??((no oofencsece))
angry
You go soon receive dirty slap. No worry.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 6:05pm On May 30, 2024
tochez24:
Lol😂😂😂😂
I asked a question. Waiting you dey laugh?
You be mad man??
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by MrCork: 6:07pm On May 30, 2024
jeromestarks:
You go soon receive dirty slap. No worry.
U create thread like looooooser juss becuz woman ignore u....cant u simply ask for help on how to chase women? U cant see am hear to help people like u...you LAZZZZZZY buhari made youth!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 6:08pm On May 30, 2024
Zonefree:
To love is to die.

It takes a man with no working brain to fall in love.
For some reasons, I corroborate with you.
Na mumu dey love.
But still, love is the greatest because God is love.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 6:09pm On May 30, 2024
OKOATA:
E be like girls plenty for your neighbourhood oh. If your new GF also behave anyhow free am find another one. Find another GF far away from that your neighborhood. No time.
You have a working brain bro.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 6:10pm On May 30, 2024
MrCork:
U create thread like looooooser juss becuz woman ignore u....cant u simply ask for help on how to chase women? U cant see am hear to help people like u...you LAZZZZZZY buhari made youth!!!(((no oofencsece))) angry
It's funny how you insult and still add no offense.
You dey craze oo, you this guy.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 6:12pm On May 30, 2024
Nzogbu2012:
Too many women, especially in Southern Nigeria, are not looking for, or interested in, nor will be committed to the right man. They are looking for the right funder. Someone who can fund their lifestyle. They are not interested in love or affection. They are just marketers of their bodily assets to the highest bidders and have lost all sense of shame. And to a large extent, their so-called beauty is manufactured. Organic cream pano pano. BBL. Brazilian hair. And Mac foundation. To maintain their 'beauty' will cost you more than it takes to maintain your business.

As a man, avoid these girls. They are never going to be an asset to you. Because they demand your fiscal treasures, while the only thing they bring to the table is their bodily pleasures, which lose value with age. And anything that loses value over time is a liability. You need a wife that can add value to you. Someone you can meet and ask her, 'What do you think about this deal?' or 'Should I buy that land?'. You need a partner in progress, not a partner in fornication. And if you can't find such a woman in Southern Nigeria, my brother, go elsewhere without feeling guilty. A good wife from afar is better than a bad one nearby!
The last line is very true.
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by iLoveYouToo(m): 6:20pm On May 30, 2024
tochez24:
Lol😂😂😂😂
I couldn’t stop laughing, I wish the story never ended 😆
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by MOG6670(m): 7:07pm On May 30, 2024
Auxtan:
Falling in love drains one's mental health. Say no to Falling in love.
guy! You are wise. I asked out one lady last week in which she agreed. Visited yesterday, i enjyed her company. But right now i already feel ehausted and un-interested to call her
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by dopedealer(m): 7:31pm On May 30, 2024
How the witch take know say you buy necklace for your new girl and even know every other relationship you get into relationship with . You don cast
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 9:14pm On May 30, 2024
MOG6670:
guy! You are wise. I asked out one lady last week in which she agreed. Visited yesterday, i enjyed her company. But right now i already feel ehausted and un-interested to call her
She smells bad?
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by jeromestarks(op): 9:15pm On May 30, 2024
dopedealer:
How the witch take know say you buy necklace for your new girl and even know every other relationship you get into relationship with . You don cast
Why do you think I called her a witch?
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by dopedealer(m): 10:27pm On May 30, 2024
jeromestarks:
Why do you think I called her a witch?
Lol 😂
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by DAramis: 3:26am On May 31, 2024
Avoid a jealous woman.

Summary of the whole issue. They will always find ways to ruin your potential friendship or relationship with other girls out there when ghosted.

You will now become the devil in the face of them.

#Nugget of wisdom
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by DAramis: 3:29am On May 31, 2024
[quote author=Nzogbu2012 post=130222088][/quote]You need a wife that can add value to you. Someone you can meet and ask her, 'What do you think about this deal?' or 'Should I buy that land?'. You need a partner in progress, not a partner in fornication. And if you can't find such a woman in Southern Nigeria, my brother, go elsewhere without feeling guilty. A good wife from afar is better than a bad one nearby!

Lots of wisdom in this last paragraph
Re: I Accidentally Asked A Witch Out by manmade(m): 5:21am On May 31, 2024
Stop buying gifts or gifting money to girls unecessarliy and your love life will change for better. girls can smell desperation from afar.
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