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I had a brief arguement with a lady. Although, i had my fault and accepted it. Then she began to insult me and said abusive and offensive words to me. I got angry and began to give her same replies. She said "am i mad?, am i crazy? I dont like corrections? In yoruba.
Then i angrily said i'hv heard! That is enough. Before i knew it she got close to me and gave me a irritating slap PHAW!!
I was like what! I wanted to do something crazy, but my mind told me those things;
Her boyfriend was there
She is a woman, and i could injure her
I would have faults in two ways
I wasnt trained to beat a woman
She is a bit older than me
I just gave her warnings that in her entire life, she should never try that rubbish with me again. And i departed angrily.
In your mind what am i suppose to do to the lady?

You did the right thing. Just move on and forget about it. Your maturity about it not hitting back will make her feel awkward later then probably come apologize to u.

Jokes...and maturity aside...u suppose slap her back...since her guy was there...yet she slap u...u suppose give her back..beta one..so her sense go format...probably na so she dey slap her guy self

Turn the other cheek for another slap.

Many years ago when I was young, My elder sister used to slap me at every slightest provocation. That faithful day she tried it again, I summoned the courage to return the slap immediately and that marked the end to her slapping me till tomorrow.

If you had returned the slap, that would have been the end of her slapping any random guy except, perhaps, her boyfriend.

You had the opportunity to save some innocent nigga tomorrow and you failed at it. Testiebobo you're a phoolish simp and if only I had the power to declare the Death penalty

nothing cos e don pass; if it was da moment, i would say u should locate her husband and punch his nose to red

Still remember one Igbo girl that slapped me in public and my earpods fell inside gutter.

Punched her in her throat so bad, I noticed swelling on her neck immediately after the fight

On top of that, I dragged her braids with force and landed some blows, she was lucky I missed some heavy blows that should have landed on her face.
then we got separated by some phone repairers nearby

Looking back, I'm not proud of what happened
Heard she got admitted that night

You did the right thing. Even if it is a man, it is better not to return the slap. There are some people who have hidden illnesses and haven't done medical checkup, if you slap those ones in uncontrolled anger, next thing you will be accused of killing somebody. So even if you are slapping, control the force of the slap.

You did the right thing bro. ..Never you lay your hands on a woman ...

The shame is on her BF who couldn't tame his banny in pubic gathering like that ....... Weak BFs everywhere

In as much it’s the right thing you did, it’s also very important for you to have landed her 2 slaps back so she won’t try such with someone else outside that might end up taking her life…

You are a man for accepting your fault
You are also a man for accepting the slap without retaliation, man like you go know how to pamper woman..

Sonnobax15:

You did the right thing bro. ..Never you lay your hands on a woman ...

The shame is on her BF who couldn't tame his banny in pubic gathering like that ....... Weak BFs everywhere

No, the shame is on that 'slap recipient' for not modulating the girl's face with several punches.

Always fight fire with fire. A girl that raises her filthy hands on a man should be ready to accept the repercussion.

I keep thanking God daily for not making me a gentleman. God be praised.

I was at one restaurant some years back
and unexpected sound of slap echoes everywhere, one uneducated girl slapped a man ,she was a waitress in that restaurant,
The man didn't returned the slapped
But quietly leave the restaurant, people started laughing and making some nonsense talks ... some said he is not man enough, while others called him coward,
But in less than three minutes he returned back with two soldiers,
Omo .. come see slapped ,
Na that day I know that slapped has so many different sounds
The said girl was on the ground begging the man he slapped to beg the soldiers for mercy on her behalf

I strongly believed that she would never ever slap anyone again

During the height of NAIRA SCARCITY, I was on a queue together with several other angry Nigerians who wanted to withdraw their cash. All of a sudden, we heard a lady yelling at a guy and threatening fire and brimstone. According to her, the guy's cr0tch was hitting her bum or whatever.

The guy was trying to explain to her that he too was being pushed from behind. All of a sudden, a thunderous slap with a cannon sound landed on his face. Eeeehhhh!

Rather than reprimand the lady, some worthless s1mps quickly grabbed the guy to prevent him from retaliating. Trust guyman nau, he broke free from those holding him, then he returned the favour. With just one slap, Hanty landed on the floor yakata.

Moral of the Story- don't start what you cannot finish.

Some women sha. How can you slap a full grown man?

I don't support a man hitting a woman, but I like what that guy did. Getting two soldiers to beat the werey out of her is the way to go.

Zonefree:
No, the shame is on that 'slap recipient' for not modulating the girl's face with several punches.

Always fight fire with fire. A girl that raises her filthy hands on a man should be ready to accept the repercussion.

I keep thanking God daily for not making me a gentleman. God be praised.

. I no dey support violence again . Especially the one wey concern banny matter,count me out . Na when I see how one punch take quench one girl for my present,na from that day I swear never to beat banny,even tho say I never for once touch am.....

Sometimes,e better say make you waka comot than to go do wetin you go later regret...

She must have slapped a man before…she slapped you…and would continue to slap men, until one day when a slapped man would break the cycle of “never retaliate if it’s a woman!”😁

Call your babe to slap her back

Call the police

If not, invite her for dinner and tell her how pained and depressed you are.

Tell her how embarrassed you are with your age and marital status in the society

Explain to her the impact of her action to you on Forbes ratings

Or just mioooor for one coner

Testiebobo:
I had a brief arguement with a lady. Although, i had my fault and accepted it. Then she began to insult me and said abusive and offensive words to me. I got angry and began to give her same replies. She said "am i mad?, am i crazy? I dont like corrections? In yoruba.
Then i angrily said i'hv heard! That is enough. Before i knew it she got close to me and gave me a irritating slap PHAW!!
I was like what! I wanted to do something crazy, but my mind told me those things;
Her boyfriend was there
She is a woman, and i could injure her
I would have faults in two ways
I wasnt trained to beat a woman
She is a bit older than me
I just gave her warnings that in her entire life, she should never try that rubbish with me again. And i departed angrily.
In your mind what am i suppose to do to the lady?

The only mistake you made was that, since you didn't return the slap. You shouldn't have said anything.
You should have just walked out of the place.

Though I've never been slapped by a lady. There was a time I was working with a firm. There was this super ugly girl in our department known for careless utterances. That made me naturally dislike the girl and we wouldn't greet.

One day, she was having issues with someone. But because I was there, she used the opportunity to generalize the insult.
I went to her and asked her a simple question. I said "Do you know that you are being disrespectful right now?".

All hell let loose. She started shouting until everyone in the office had to leave what they were doing to inquire what was going on.

I knew I can never win a verbal war with anybody especially a woman. I'm introverted to the core. I was just doing my thing. She was the one doing the explanation and shouting. She insulted me, she said I have HIV, that I'm just handsome for nothing. That I'm possessed with evil spirit. Omo, that girl insulted me like them swear for me. But I didn't say just a word. I kept quiet.

After everything, In my head I was like. This girl is now guilty of death. She ranted until the close of work. She was having an affair with the boss, so nobody could penetrate her in a kind of way.

The following day, I went to the kitchen where everyone keeps their food and water. She has the habit of taking Pepsi every morning. She'd drink half and keep the half for lunch. I swapped her drink.

I think it was around 12pm. She started going to the toilet. She went to the Toilet more than 4 times before we closed for the day.

The following day, she called in sick. She was absent from work for 3days.
When she resumed. I did my thing again. She went for another two days. She was in a panic mode, her KPI suffered.

I was still not satisfied. When she resumed fully, after a week. I got devil's beans (yerepe) put a lil bit on her desk but she wore long sleeve. I was worried, but as life would help me, she decided to take a five minutes nap by resting her forehead on the table. That was it.

I've said it. I don't have time to banter words with anybody. If you price, you must pay.

OP. Give it time. Like 2 months. After two months, arrange boys make them go pay her visit.

FRANCISTOWN:
The only mistake you made was that, since you didn't return the slap. You shouldn't have said anything.
You should have just walked out of the place.

Though I've never been slapped by a lady. There was a time I was working with a firm. There was this super ugly girl in our department known for careless utterances. That made me naturally dislike the girl and we wouldn't greet.

One day, she was having issues with someone. But because I was there, she used the opportunity to generalize the insult.
I went to her and asked her a simple question. I said "Do you know that you are being disrespectful right now?".

All hell let loose. She started shouting until everyone in the office had to leave what they were doing to inquire what was going on.

I knew I can never win a verbal war with anybody especially a woman. I'm introverted to the core. I was just doing my thing. She was the one doing the explanation and shouting. She insulted me, she said I have HIV, that I'm just handsome for nothing. That I'm possessed with evil spirit. Omo, that girl insulted me like them swear for me. But I didn't say just a word. I kept quiet.

After everything, In my head I was like. This girl is now guilty of death. She ranted until the close of work. She was having an affair with the boss, so nobody could penetrate her in a kind of way.

The following day, I went to the kitchen where everyone keeps their food and water. She has the habit of taking Pepsi every morning. She'd drink half and keep the half for lunch. I swapped her drink.

I think it was around 12pm. She started going to the toilet. She went to the Toilet more than 4 times before we closed for the day.

The following day, she called in sick. She was absent from work for 3days.
When she resumed. I did my thing again. She went for another two days. She was in a panic mode, her KPI suffered.

I was still not satisfied. When she resumed fully, after a week. I got devil's beans (yerepe) put a lil bit on her desk but she wore long sleeve. I was worried, but as life would help me, she decided to take a five minutes nap by resting her forehead on the table. That was it.

I've said it. I don't have time to banter words with anybody. If you price, you must pay.

OP. Give it time. Like 2 months. After two months, arrange boys make them go pay her visit.

You are very lucky that no CCTV in your office

Offpointng:
Many years ago when I was young, My elder sister used to slap me at every slightest provocation. That faithful day she tried it again, I summoned the courage to return the slap immediately and that marked the end to her slapping me till tomorrow.

If you had returned the slap, that would have been the end of her slapping any random guy except, perhaps, her boyfriend.

You had the opportunity to save some innocent nigga tomorrow and you failed at it. Testiebobo you're a phoolish simp and if only I had the power to declare the Death penalty

This works even for fellow guys. When you're too understanding or try to be a gentleman, they will take you for jokes a lot, but when you give them back in their language then you will start getting your due respect.

Her conscience will do the retaliation for you but I would have retaliated, my reflexes when in comes to violence is ultra.

Testiebobo:
I had a brief arguement with a lady. Although, i had my fault and accepted it. Then she began to insult me and said abusive and offensive words to me. I got angry and began to give her same replies. She said "am i mad?, am i crazy? I dont like corrections? In yoruba.
Then i angrily said i'hv heard! That is enough. Before i knew it she got close to me and gave me a irritating slap PHAW!!
I was like what! I wanted to do something crazy, but my mind told me those things;
Her boyfriend was there
She is a woman, and i could injure her
I would have faults in two ways
I wasnt trained to beat a woman
She is a bit older than me
I just gave her warnings that in her entire life, she should never try that rubbish with me again. And i departed angrily.
In your mind what am i suppose to do to the lady?

If you are ot in Benin republic where it's a crime to lay hands on a woman abeg whoze am back. Better go for return match. I hate nonsense

FeliciaOja:
You are very lucky that no CCTV in your office

One of the harsh lessons I learnt in life is that you are not punished for doing evil, you are punished for getting caught.

I spend more time thinking of how to not get caught than how to execute evil.

SultanOfPuna:
Still remember one Igbo girl that slapped me in public and my earpods fell inside gutter.

Punched her in her throat so bad, I noticed swelling on her neck immediately after the fight

On top of that, I dragged her braids with force and landed some blows, she was lucky I missed some heavy blows that should have landed on her face.
then we got separated by some phone repairers nearby

Looking back, I'm not proud of what happened
Heard she got admitted that night

You are very lucky, you for done kill person.

ravensckar:
During the height of NAIRA SCARCITY, I was on a queue together with several other angry Nigerians who wanted to withdraw their cash. All of a sudden, we heard a lady yelling at a guy and threatening fire and brimstone. According to her, the guy's cr0tch was hitting her bum or whatever.

The guy was trying to explain to her that he too was being pushed from behind. All of a sudden, a thunderous slap with a cannon sound landed on his face. Eeeehhhh!

Rather than reprimand the lady, some worthless s1mps quickly grabbed the guy to prevent him from retaliating. Trust guyman nau, he broke free from those holding him, then he returned the favour. With just one slap, Hanty landed on the floor yakata.

Moral of the Story- don't start what you cannot finish.

Serves her right. Next time she will think twice before slapping anyone

FRANCISTOWN:
The only mistake you made was that, since you didn't return the slap. You shouldn't have said anything.
You should have just walked out of the place.

Though I've never been slapped by a lady. There was a time I was working with a firm. There was this super ugly girl in our department known for careless utterances. That made me naturally dislike the girl and we wouldn't greet.

One day, she was having issues with someone. But because I was there, she used the opportunity to generalize the insult.
I went to her and asked her a simple question. I said "Do you know that you are being disrespectful right now?".

All hell let loose. She started shouting until everyone in the office had to leave what they were doing to inquire what was going on.

I knew I can never win a verbal war with anybody especially a woman. I'm introverted to the core. I was just doing my thing. She was the one doing the explanation and shouting. She insulted me, she said I have HIV, that I'm just handsome for nothing. That I'm possessed with evil spirit. Omo, that girl insulted me like them swear for me. But I didn't say just a word. I kept quiet.

After everything, In my head I was like. This girl is now guilty of death. She ranted until the close of work. She was having an affair with the boss, so nobody could penetrate her in a kind of way.

The following day, I went to the kitchen where everyone keeps their food and water. She has the habit of taking Pepsi every morning. She'd drink half and keep the half for lunch. I swapped her drink.

I think it was around 12pm. She started going to the toilet. She went to the Toilet more than 4 times before we closed for the day.

The following day, she called in sick. She was absent from work for 3days.
When she resumed. I did my thing again. She went for another two days. She was in a panic mode, her KPI suffered.

I was still not satisfied. When she resumed fully, after a week. I got devil's beans (yerepe) put a lil bit on her desk but she wore long sleeve. I was worried, but as life would help me, she decided to take a five minutes nap by resting her forehead on the table. That was it.

I've said it. I don't have time to banter words with anybody. If you price, you must pay.

OP. Give it time. Like 2 months. After two months, arrange boys make them go pay her visit.

Please what is devil's beans?

move the other cheek for another slap.

You suppose deaf her ear .. If the bf talk put,you punch his nose join .. I no be gentle man at all.. How do you look like? For girl to get mind slap you shows you look like or behaves like a baby... No shades!

If a woman has the guts to hit a man, she should equally be able to accept the consequences of such an action. Women are always quick to hit men, especially by slapping them. My take is usually don't hit anyone, but anyone who does, I don't care about your gender, just be prepared for the consequences.

Return the slap with double force immediately