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What is your bitter experience about sex as an adult? It could be traumatic or a lesson. Anyone!

Lashing is the most over rated piece of shiit that God ever created

After 'cumming' you 'come' to your senses

No bitter experience. For me, it's been mostly great and I will stop at that.

Nothing but the sense of you Wana do it again na be the mystery

Kingray10:
When drilling some pussy, the bad aroma will engulf the Air, to the extent that you will find it difficult to breath.

Keep fvcking dirty girls

1. My then girlfriend telling me that I am selfish, that as soon as I am about to cum (with or without cd) I pull out without minding if she's satisfied or not. I'd always tell her, that if I wasn't taking those measures she'd have gotten pregnant.

2. The same girlfriend complaining that even after she give me bj, I don't care to do mouth action on her thing. Omo, after the only time I tried mouth action on her (her 1st and my 1st experience), she liked it for life while I disliked it for life. I ain't ever trying that shit on any girl ever again.

Auxtan:
1. My then girlfriend telling me that I am selfish, that as soon as I am about to cum (with or without cd) I pull out without minding if she's satisfied or not. I'd always tell her, that if I was taking those measures she'd had gotten pregnant.

2. The same girlfriend complaining that even after she give me bj, I don't care to do mouth action on her thing. Omo, after the only time I tried mouth action on her (her 1st experience), she liked it for life and I disliked it for life. I ain't ever trying that shit on anyone ever again.

no vex boss. How does the pu**y taste when u gave her head

ziragoldd:
no vex boss. How does the pu**y taste when u gave her head

is mostly mild unpleasant smell you go dey perceive. It's tasteless, just like the lips is tasteless while kissing. Except you poured chocolates on it 🤣

Auxtan:
is mostly mild unpleasant smell you go dey perceive. It's tasteless, just like the lips is tasteless while kissing. Except you poured chocolates on it 🤣

nawa chai

Auxtan:
1. My then girlfriend telling me that I am selfish, that as soon as I am about to cum (with or without cd) I pull out without minding if she's satisfied or not. I'd always tell her, that if I wasn't taking those measures she'd have gotten pregnant.

2. The same girlfriend complaining that even after she give me bj, I don't care to do mouth action on her thing. Omo, after the only time I tried mouth action on her (her 1st and my 1st experience), she liked it for life while I disliked it for life. I ain't ever trying that shit on any girl ever again.

To put mouth for that na nonsense. Ayama.

CuteNbad:
After 'cumming' you 'come' to your senses

Post-nut clarity... Shines teeth..

make i no talk

ziragoldd:
no vex boss. How does the pu**y taste when u gave her head

is usually tasteless although some have a slight salty taste

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God please forgive me

Cause I had fxxk both young and old

Chubby and slim

Tall and short

Black and white


About 98 or 100 percent of tribes in Nigerian


Raw and CD

Head and leg and hand

I must confess sex is very over rated especially those paying for it and fools like wise me but that spirit wey be say if u no cum omo u no go come to ur sense
But if u try cum u will come to ur senses

Kingsasian:
is usually tasteless although some have a slight salty taste

Pussy eaters chairman.. I hail thee.. He say the gutter dey salty.. You for kuku add onion and Maggi make e turn soup for you.. then use fufu follow an up..

Gonorrhea

BigYash:
Pussy eaters chairman.. I hail thee.. He say the gutter dey salty.. You for kuku add onion and Maggi make e turn soup for you.. then use fufu follow an up..

Werey

When your female partner doesn't lubricate.

Sex is sacred

Everyday247:
I have no experience with sex because i no get money for GF or even ashawo

Very sad and tragic.

Same

I will never forget this day in a hurry

I will disguise her name as Kumbi

She was one one of my favorite girls back in school, I really liked that girl like mad, short and robust/thick at the right places, big lips and pretty eyes, her boobs no too big, but her thighs and ass dey kill

I knew she liked me too, but her kolo friends dey always discourage her from having anything serious to do with me, because my friends were very notorious in our dept , wild motherfukkas 😂😂😂

At some point I stopped giving her attention, and moved on, I like you no mean say make I dey minus my steeze na.

One sharp evening, Kumbi called me that I should come around she has something to tell me, my lord is the sign 😀
I no waste two seconds bade my guys later, mount bike dey go her side

As if the Mei gida riding the bike knew how sooner I wanted to get to Kumbi place the werey just match forward down, ahhhhh werey no kill me for road oo

Few minutes I don alright for her streets, called her I was around her area, she said I should wait she went to buy Pepe, she's on her way already, as I hear Pepe my mind first skip because I know her crazy friends fit don plant some wicked ideas for her head.😂😂

We finally got inside her room and I noticed her roommate was not at home so I asked, she said she went for church crusade somewhere, oya na everywhere good

So we got talking, from the very first day I approached her and how I was one of the brilliant students in my class but very unserious human being, that was when she told me she really wanted to get serious with me but her friends are not allowing it, confession of a witch 😂😂😂

This girl prepared better white rice and stew with plenty Pepe,locust beans and fish, typical yoruba girl, me sef we no get shame, I calm down chop rice and even asked for more, food na my weakness 🤪
All this while I was expecting what's important she wanted to tell me, as she no talk me sef no wan forward, but when I checked time, it was past 9 already and I have been there since 6, heyysss fine girl why am I here exactly

She said ehnn, "my friend went to a church program and won't be back till next tomorrow, so I want you to sleep here, the compound is too big for only me"

Comrades, Instant joy filled my heart, my head swell, my eyes clears sharp, my mouth wet, my dicck erupted in joyous celebration, what God can not do?

At first I acted like I was not so interested in such arrangement, so I paused for few seconds without words and stared hard into her eyes, then she said "please stay"

Aghhh baby don't beg me, if I don't stay my ancestors may disowned me and village people cast me away.

Around 10pm, we had already gotten a bit into the mood, and closed the distance between us, sitting side by side with our backs on her bed rest, her skimpy nighties showing those ebony thighs and cleavage, hardness wan wound my dicck😩😩

I can't take it anymore, so I adjusted and kiss her exposed shoulder/arm, no response, did it again and again until I got to her neck, the rest was history, the manner she take dive my lips and held my head, sucked my lips like crazy was crazy, aghhh fine geh so you sef want this thing, bad geh 🫡🤝

I can't remember how many minutes we kissed for but that was one of my best kisses ever

After all the kissing and fingering and sucking, quaking, I made a beeline dive for the promise land, she held me half way, aghh baby girl Wetin dey sup na. She said" keep kissing me, I am not ready for sex"

I won't kid you not, my morale dropped once, how do you mean, are you seeing your period?, she said no so why, she conjure excuses for me, me sef being guy that will never beg for sex or force it, I just comot body, unmount from her and called my guys if they are still awake to open the gates for, this was past 12 already, but the idiots were far spent and gone and didnt pick my calls, she begged me not to leave thats its too dangerous, nooo baby you are dangerous than what ever is out there on the streets, even if I had to trek. Because how can you do this to me, anger wan burst my chest but I maintain total composure, she did everything possible to apologies, including putting brezz in my mouth, me sef na werey naso I grab the nippu with my lips begin suck brezz again, two seconds i don't forget my anger, the mumu diccck don rise again, life of a man hard walai 🤣🤣🤣😅😅

We did that and cuddled up till we slept off around 1 or so. First crow in the morning I don wear my clothes, waited to hear sounds of bike before I stepped out of her place

Comrades na so guyman no see promise land enter oo, till today anytime I remember that incident I always feel stupid and at the same time laugh at my self, we finished our school with no further actions and kept our friendship till few years after

After 'cumming' you 'come' to your senses

Auxtan:
1. My then girlfriend telling me that I am selfish, that as soon as I am about to cum (with or without cd) I pull out without minding if she's satisfied or not. I'd always tell her, that if I wasn't taking those measures she'd have gotten pregnant.

2. The same girlfriend complaining that even after she give me bj, I don't care to do mouth action on her thing. Omo, after the only time I tried mouth action on her (her 1st and my 1st experience), she liked it for life while I disliked it for life. I ain't ever trying that shit on any girl ever again.

I swear , you be bad guy. I can never tried that with any lady , Common.

Gadafii:
I will never forget this day in a hurry

I will disguise her name as Kumbi

She was one one of my favorite girls back in school, I really liked that girl like mad, short and robust/thick at the right places, big lips and pretty eyes, her boobs no too big, but her thighs and ass dey kill

I knew she liked me too, but her kolo friends dey always discourage her from having anything serious to do with me, because my friends were very notorious in our dept , wild motherfukkas 😂😂😂

At some point I stopped giving her attention, and moved on, I like you no mean say make I dey minus my steeze na.

One sharp evening, Kumbi called me that I should come around she has something to tell me, my lord is the sign 😀
I no waste two seconds bade my guys later, mount bike dey go her side

As if the Mei gida riding the bike knew how sooner I wanted to get to Kumbi place the werey just match forward down, ahhhhh werey no kill me for road oo

Few minutes I don alright for her streets, called her I was around her area, she said I should wait she went to buy Pepe, she's on her way already, as I hear Pepe my mind first skip because I know her crazy friends fit don plant some wicked ideas for her head.😂😂

We finally got inside her room and I noticed her roommate was not at home so I asked, she said she went for church crusade somewhere, oya na everywhere good

So we got talking, from the very first day I approached her and how I was one of the brilliant students in my class but very unserious human being, that was when she told me she really wanted to get serious with me but her friends are not allowing it, confession of a witch 😂😂😂

This girl prepared better white rice and stew with plenty Pepe,locust beans and fish, typical yoruba girl, me sef we no get shame, I calm down chop rice and even asked for more, food na my weakness 🤪
All this while I was expecting what's important she wanted to tell me, as she no talk me sef no wan forward, but when I checked time, it was past 9 already and I have been there since 6, heyysss fine girl why am I here exactly

She said ehnn, "my friend went to a church program and won't be back till next tomorrow, so I want you to sleep here, the compound is too big for only me"

Comrades, Instant joy filled my heart, my head swell, my eyes clears sharp, my mouth wet, my dicck erupted in joyous celebration, what God can not do?

At first I acted like I was not so interested in such arrangement, so I paused for few seconds without words and stared hard into her eyes, then she said "please stay"

Aghhh baby don't beg me, if I don't stay my ancestors may disowned me and village people cast me away.

Around 10pm, we had already gotten a bit into the mood, and closed the distance between us, sitting side by side with our backs on her bed rest, her skimpy nighties showing those ebony thighs and cleavage, hardness wan wound my dicck😩😩

I can't take it anymore, so I adjusted and kiss her exposed shoulder/arm, no response, did it again and again until I got to her neck, the rest was history, the manner she take dive my lips and held my head, sucked my lips like crazy was crazy, aghhh fine geh so you sef want this thing, bad geh 🫡🤝

I can't remember how many minutes we kissed for but that was one of my best kisses ever

After all the kissing and fingering and sucking, quaking, I made a beeline dive for the promise land, she held me half way, aghh baby girl Wetin dey sup na. She said" keep kissing me, I am not ready for sex"

I won't kid you not, my morale dropped once, how do you mean, are you seeing your period?, she said no so why, she conjure excuses for me, me sef being guy that will never beg for sex or force it, I just comot body, unmount from her and called my guys if they are still awake to open the gates for, this was past 12 already, but the idiots were far spent and gone and didnt pick my calls, she begged me not to leave thats its too dangerous, nooo baby you are dangerous than what ever is out there on the streets, even if I had to trek. Because how can you do this to me, anger wan burst my chest but I maintain total composure, she did everything possible to apologies, including putting brezz in my mouth, me sef na werey naso I grab the nippu with my lips begin suck brezz again, two seconds i don't forget my anger, the mumu diccck don rise again, life of a man hard walai 🤣🤣🤣😅😅

We did that and cuddled up till we slept off around 1 or so. First crow in the morning I don wear my clothes, waited to hear sounds of bike before I stepped out of her place

Comrades na so guyman no see promise land enter oo, till today anytime I remember that incident I always feel stupid and at the same time laugh at my self, we finished our school with no further actions and kept our friendship till few years after

I no lie, I enjoy the gist😁

arinzos:
Keep fvcking dirty girls

Which one is dirty girls? Some of these girls are as cleans and beautiful outwardly than you can ever think of. Also know that all vagina smells but the extent of the smell is what makes it offensive or not. For those who take their hygiene seriously the smell becomes manageable unlike the others. You can barely know until you do investigation.

Auxtan:
1. My then girlfriend telling me that I am selfish, that as soon as I am about to cum (with or without cd) I pull out without minding if she's satisfied or not. I'd always tell her, that if I wasn't taking those measures she'd have gotten pregnant.

2. The same girlfriend complaining that even after she give me bj, I don't care to do mouth action on her thing. Omo, after the only time I tried mouth action on her (her 1st and my 1st experience), she liked it for life while I disliked it for life. I ain't ever trying that shit on any girl ever again.

1 and 2 is one of the reasons that contributed
to my breakup. I told I can't do without CD , I can only do it with the one I want to have a child with she grumbled for God so knows how long begging me to remove me CD while having sex. I have never had sex without a condom before and she has had plethora of sex without condoms, I can't take such risks . Also she said she loves head, head? Me that hasn't had any sex experience without condoms you are telling me to give you a head are you ok? So if person no give girlfriend head relationship no fit go on again? She was even giving me ultimatum as regards becoming a headmaster in her bossom. Naso d thing end oo

CuteNbad:
After 'cumming' you 'come' to your senses

Lil Wayne

Sex is overrated